#stupid fucking fish
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wow-an-unfunny-joke · 3 months ago
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I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)
And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-
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A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean
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But some of these guys-
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LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!
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THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!
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skydoesx · 1 year ago
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stupid fucking fish
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m11quda · 1 year ago
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[ Don’t know what he’s doing, but he’s happy… and that’s all that counts! ]
[ Little stupid fish baby loves to dig in the dirt and not do his work omg we love him… ]
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official-molamola-hater · 4 months ago
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Hope the ocean sunfish die out
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psalidodont · 19 days ago
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Blumplets: '' Smelly disgusting looking fish that call mangroves and other brackish places their home. They can also be found in reefs and rocky shores, schooling together tightly. We consume them everynow and then, their big bulbous head is inedible, its quite fatty and chewy... though, they make for a good fertilizer. We thought their fingerlings were a completely different kind of fish, but as they grow older they slowly start to turn blue instead of red and develop that peculiar growth on their head. '' Oceanic blumplet: '' Massive Blumplets that live in open sea. They're just as big as a hog, and spearfishing for this species in particular is highly demanded, as their taste becomes more intensified within their age. Just like their smaller counterpart, the big hump they have in front tastes horrible. ''
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2fast4maws · 3 months ago
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huevember #2, mercury and some fish for today 💥
[alt under cut]
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dizzybizz · 1 year ago
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cute date idea: feel a bit homesick while watching aurora borealis for a bit before absolutely destroying yourselves on black sand
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autism-swagger · 2 months ago
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I've been thinking about making this for days. It's been stuck in my head on loop.
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frennziee · 8 months ago
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doodle i decided to color :))
“I see you- you’re here”
“I’m a bitch, I’m a little bitch”- wiwi
im so mad but its fitting ruhhhaa— anyway close ups and extra lil sketch under cut
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(i would have had more doodles but when drew the above picture i resized the canvas without thinking and lost them and im so upset :)
“that would have been the catalyst- that would have been all it took”
also i will do art asks if anyone is interested! <3
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sleep-nurse · 6 months ago
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he is unaware
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@sleep-nurse does he kn ow
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official-molamola-hater · 13 days ago
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I was blinded by inconvenience, abandoned the good fight for petty rivalry.
I'm back bitches, and hating more than ever.
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starlightsuicide · 8 days ago
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Okay but when Odysseus was apologizing to Poseidon he never once says "I'm sorry" or "my apologies" and I'm just a dumb as Poseidon when it comes to words so he probably wasn't even aware that what Ody said was an apology
Poseidon: Apologize
Ody: *long ass explanation with a wordy apology*
Poseidon: ...*has no clue tf he just said* DIE
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weezerfanatic · 2 months ago
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Eridan x Roxy I drew!
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sharffffff · 27 days ago
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4C: I knew it was Zam's but I didn't know if he wanted anyone else there.
4C: Well it looked like he wanted people there but I didn't know if he would want me there.
4C: But I wanted to support him in some way.
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wish-upon-the-universe · 5 months ago
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Mirabell instarsandtime is so smart you guys!!!! Don't discount her!!!!! When you first get her shield, she blasts siffrin with so much technical craft jargon he can't keep up in the slightest!! Even Odile on had a faint grasp on the CARROT method!!!! And she was the first to bring up that Time Craft would actually kill you from the energy it needs!!! Guys she's a craft genius!!! Can anyone hear me!!!!!
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rattinahatt · 5 months ago
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Trying to figure out my Sebastian design tbh, also figure out how to draw my escapee au. Im probably gonna make an askblog for my escapee au because Ive been thinking about it a TON and have a fair amount of lore for it, if thats something anypony would even be interested in
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