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Me when the ocean sunfish exists
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I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)
And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-
A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean
But some of these guys-
LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!
THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!
#I WANT TO KICK HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS#LOOK AT HIM#SIR#WHERE ARE YOUR ORGANS??????#blorbo from my ocean right here#he looks like he belongs on the MUPPETS not the OCEAN#HE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB#REVERSE ROUDOLPH OVER HERE WITH A LIGHT ON HIS TAIL#okay- I need to finish this project tho#marine biology#pelican eel#gulper eel#stupid fucking fish#deep sea#these are all photos I’m including in the project btw#she said ‘be creative’ and I took that as ‘insult the fucking fish’#so I’ve got an entire slide just calling him an ugly stupid idiot eel#not really but kinda#you see how he looks like we shouldn’t have done that?#you see how he’s gods least favorite creature?#he looks like a cat toy#if I learn he’s endangered I will sob#PROTECT MY STUPID IDIOT BOY#JUSTIVE FOR UGLY FISHY FUCKS!#robin rambles#finally something not about bsd#what else to tag…#deep sea fish#what zone is he in?#mesopelagic zone
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stupid fucking fish
#trolls#trolls world tour#king trollex#stupid fucking fish#did you know he was supposed to have a glowing hoop necklace in his concept art
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[ Don’t know what he’s doing, but he’s happy… and that’s all that counts! ]
[ Little stupid fish baby loves to dig in the dirt and not do his work omg we love him… ]
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Made the pattern for these too small and it’s taking me out. Please. My sons. They’re sick.
#will be available when I get the pattern fixed#however all shop stuff is kinda on pause now due to the stupid orange fuck that’s in office#postings#will be plush keychains but a lot of ppl said they would make cute cat toys so I’ll probably offer to remove the keychain part if wanted#Will also have a betta one. wanted to do a nice selection of fish to test interest#bc I’d like to do a ton more. as a nice cheaper alternative to the actual plush key chains I’m hoping to get eventually
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So I'm watching river monsters and they're talking about alligator gar and how they have this terrifying reputation and like???
How????
IT LOOKS SO CONFUSED?? SO BEFUDDELLED??? SO BAMBOOZLED???
ah yes, the face of fear,
this fucking thing
#river monsters#alligator gar#fishing#biology#ecology#goofy ass mf#like sure they're slightly dangerous but man what the fuck 😭😭#Jeremy fucking calls this thing a big dumb stupid ugly fish and like DAMN#jeremy wade#nature#fish#river fish#but man#they're<3
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Sleepy Demon
Human form Hydrus, my beloved<33
It’s been awhile since I’ve drawn my miserable fish man, oh how I’ve missed you so much 💙
Hoping to share more of him with yall soon~
(Bonus of @sincerelywhistler ‘s Cebalrai—)
#missing HyCeb hours#stupid fucking fish husband#I swear he’s prettier than I mean it to be#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redacted verse#redactedaudio#redactedasmr#redactedverse#redacted hydrus#redacted misery demon#redacted demons#pycthsketches
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huevember #2, mercury and some fish for today 💥
[alt under cut]
#oh my fucking god i was so stupid for doing this#like#i thought itd be easy cause slop suit and salmon both orange#WRONG#it looked off if i used accurate colours for only those two things.. obviously. sigh#butttt#i figured it out#splatoon#art#my art#splatoon oc#splatoon art#maw oc#mercury#agent 3#i dont like the alt as much really its just there for context#fish so scary
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Hope the ocean sunfish die out
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I've been thinking about making this for days. It's been stuck in my head on loop.
#so stupid#the fucking. fish emoji made me giggle so hard#do I think Ward would use emojis? no. but it's funny!#he'd either despise emojis or weirdly love them#no inbetween#also the scene I got the screenshots from never fails to make me laugh. they want him dead so bad#Daisy tag#og fandom post tag#edit tag#agents of shield#grant ward#daisy johnson#leo fitz#jemma simmons#melinda may#phil coulson
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Okay but when Odysseus was apologizing to Poseidon he never once says "I'm sorry" or "my apologies" and I'm just a dumb as Poseidon when it comes to words so he probably wasn't even aware that what Ody said was an apology
Poseidon: Apologize
Ody: *long ass explanation with a wordy apology*
Poseidon: ...*has no clue tf he just said* DIE
#lol#epic the musical spoilers#epic#epic ocean saga#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic ody#poseidon#epic poseidon#goof#stupidity#epic the musical#be warned im kinda stupid#me and poseidon be air head besties#....fuck i forgot to wall my fish
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cute date idea: feel a bit homesick while watching aurora borealis for a bit before absolutely destroying yourselves on black sand
#i love when theyre stupid like this in ep[REDACTED]#good stuff. gill healing them just so they can keep going is so fkn incredible#just roll with it#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#jrwi chip#jrwi fish and chips#my art#*colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch* *colors a sketch*#ive drawn so much shit today#i feel absolutely insane and damn i havent gotten through any eps bc ive been too busy drawing the fuckers damn#its been like 10h of mostly just drawing them. im so sane im so fucking normal im so fucking normal im sooooo sane
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i just feel poweredd would've gone swimmingly if edd just ..
yea I'm not finishing this art, so here's what I got done I guess...based off of stupid thing I doodled
wow!! art woo!
as I said unfinished art hasnt been arting recently and I'm not convinced I would've finished it ever
Really like the bg..photo bashing collage esq bgs are my fave..also sketches..wow!! Sketches!
There was like 3 rough sketches but I just think these two specifically are silly..uh.meow.
Matt is the only well adjusted British person ever and only JUST barely
#If hes invincible why can i see him...#eddsworld edd#poweredd#edd eddsworld#ew edd#eddsworld#eduardo is fucking DEAD HES DEAD HE KILLED HIM NOOO#jimbid stupid evil edd au#au where edd is EVIL HES EVIL HES EVIL#the radiation went straight to his brain and now hes power hungry#I think its neat hes showing duin off like hunters do kills and like fisherman do fish..his ass is proud#eddsworld poweredd#edd got jealous he wasnt matts favorite green oh noes!!!!#(matt is reasonably a normal amount of woreied as anyone would be)WHY ARE YOU SWINING HIM AROUND DAWG😭#Stop nooo dont beat him into ghe concrete youve already knocked him out dont donthat#Eduardos probably fine...........#the human condition has been kicking my ass i love being sad ans not wanting to work on anything its beautiful and wonderful so fun#for thw record im aware i mostly post doodles anyways but still#ew eduardo#ew matt
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My body and my immune system are constantly trying to kill me.
Right now I'm having some health issues that require me to take fish oil and I have a double ear infection so I can't hear and everything is underwater and this is me rn:
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