#REVERSE ROUDOLPH OVER HERE WITH A LIGHT ON HIS TAIL
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I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)
And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-
A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean
But some of these guys-
LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!
THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!
#I WANT TO KICK HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS#LOOK AT HIM#SIR#WHERE ARE YOUR ORGANS??????#blorbo from my ocean right here#he looks like he belongs on the MUPPETS not the OCEAN#HE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB#REVERSE ROUDOLPH OVER HERE WITH A LIGHT ON HIS TAIL#okay- I need to finish this project tho#marine biology#pelican eel#gulper eel#stupid fucking fish#deep sea#these are all photos I’m including in the project btw#she said ‘be creative’ and I took that as ‘insult the fucking fish’#so I’ve got an entire slide just calling him an ugly stupid idiot eel#not really but kinda#you see how he looks like we shouldn’t have done that?#you see how he’s gods least favorite creature?#he looks like a cat toy#if I learn he’s endangered I will sob#PROTECT MY STUPID IDIOT BOY#JUSTIVE FOR UGLY FISHY FUCKS!#robin rambles#finally something not about bsd#what else to tag…#deep sea fish#what zone is he in?#mesopelagic zone
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