#'axe mom'? AXE MOM????????????
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now i so wanna see how many human celebrity groups ax thinks are just one celebrity + ppl in the future's reactions to that lol
Actual conversation I had yesterday:
Me: Franz Ferdinand sings this ["Take Me Out."]
My dad: He does?
Me: They, yeah.
My mom: Their pronouns are they/them?
Me: No, as in it's a band, not a person. One whose members' pronouns I don't know.
Anyway. Now I want Ax to think that Hansen, Blondie, and every other musical group is exactly one genderqueer singer. Bonus points for him assuming "band" is a human gender.
#animorphs#ax man#gender#aximili esgarrouth isthill#my mom's a little confused but she got the spirit
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ivory tower outfits 📒🖍
#i miss buying stationary for school#especially when it was my moms money i was buying it with heh#identity v#idv#art tag#identity v fanart#identity v axe boy#robbie white#identity v little girl#idv memory
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The pitch for Buffy The Vampire Slayer was probably just “What if there was a girl who could kill vampires. And she can Never Catch A Fucking Break”
#Goes to a new school? It’s on the mouth of hell!#Trip to the zoo? Your friend just got possessed by a hyena spirit!#Have a parent-teacher meeting? Blond Twink (second most dangerous vampire in history) shows up and your mom hits him with an axe!#Got a new boyfriend who seems totally normal? He’s actually part of an underground military operation where he is fed drugs on the regular!#Have a little sister? Wrong! She’s actually The Key and is not your sister at all. And a Hell God wants her ritually sacrificed#New teacher? Nope she’s actually a fucking bug and she tries to breed with and eat your friend#Die and finally be at peace? Lol nope you’ve been revived. And that Blond Twink can do damage to you now#Your best friend just got back together with her gf? Gf immediately got shot and now your best friend is trying to end the world#Living a relatively calm life? The Blond Twink is back and has lost his fucking marbles. Also the very concept of Evil wants to square up#It’s so fucking funny in retrospect but I feel so bad for her#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#buffy summers#buffy anne summers
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was feeling the sad beige mom in my soul tonight so had to doodle a her 'cause its a crime i don't draw more mystic flour tbh
also have my dumb message to my friend about it
#cookie run#mystic flour cookie#shadow milk cookie#creme university au#i really fucked up the beasts for this au teehee#shoutout to the bestie mystic flour who let blueberry yogurt die#to her it was a mercy to let him die because she saw what the forbidden magic did to him#and knew that the friend she once had was already dead before burning spice swung his axe#so she just let it happen and didn't bother to heal him when it was all said and done#in the end only silent salt knows what she did but alas hes really good at keeping secrets now#okay listen i just think the beasts in general are so cool so i made them tragic in this au because nothing is safe from me#still havent actually decided if mystic flour is dark chocos mom yet or not but it could amp up the angst factor for him so much#im so sorry dark choco i also threw you in the horse plinko my man#i need the other beasts to have faces already so i can go feral drawing them too
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CONFETII 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’m needing more ideas to draw them …. Any middle school or highschool headcannons you have for them are 100% appreciated
#HEADCANNON TIME#Neil has a hard time with affection but without thinking he’ll do it so casually#they could be chilling and hed put his arm over his shoulder and sk will be like huh???? in a good way#Neil has perfect teeth since he takes care of them good#sk.. does not. needs braces for the gap and has way too many teeth in his mouth#when they kiss their teeth clink sometimes and Neil cringes SO HARD#sk will try and kiss him on the cheek but it never works super well#if they kiss on the lips it will be Neil initiating it cus he has to be in control of the situation#Neil tries to not use axe body spray#Sk smells like flowers cus of his moms perfume and gets called gay 💀#he doesn’t know why eveyone calls him gay it’s jsut what his mom used on him#they both have packed cold lunches#sks mom packs his lunch and gets sweet notes#Carl sneaks the note into Neil’s lunch and he gets sooo embarrassed cus of it#they play video games at sks house (Neil doesn’t feel comfortable being sk over cus it would be a whole thing) and they play WoW#weirdly enough sk is the cold one and Neil is the hot one#sk is a big ice pack and Neil needs him to survive#okay that’s it :3#camp camp#campcamp#spacekid campcamp#cc space kid#campcamp ship#neil camp camp#cc neil#neilsquared#neil²#neil x spacekid#neil x space kid#spaceneil
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andalite? more like EMOlite >:(
#animorphs#fanart#animorphs fanart#my art#animorphs marco#animorphs ax#aximili esgarrouth isthill#andalite#shitpost#axmarco#guys marco definently owns at least 2 pairs of combat boots so it works#hes listening to fall out boy#emocore#emo#gay bitch#marco kins tobias's mom#if u know what i mean#this is so dumb
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happy mother’s day! 🥰
#the huntress#dbd#dead by daylight#mothers day#axe mom#anna#i forgot herman and feng mins bday on the 3rd and i feel like pure shit#hopefully this quick ass bunny mom doodle for moms day will suffice#my art
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Burn Notice s5e13 Damned if You Do
#Michael's face lmao he hates involving his Mom#burn notice#michael westen#sam axe#fiona glenanne#damned if you do#my gifs
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silly goofy doodle page of my boykisser oc
[BLOOD CW!!]
her name is Lucy she's aroace and she despises men (she kills guys lol)
Close ups under cut ↓↓↓
If any of y'all say she looks like we da from sprunki I'm going to stab you /j (I made her before sprunki came out 😞)
#boykisser#OC#my OC#my art#artists on tumblr#oc art#doodle page#boykisser meme#blood cw#tw blood#tw axe#tw knife#tw chainsaw#tw weapon#aroace OC#aroace#silly goober#she's a wolf btw#is this too many tags-#ur mom#I looked up and downloaded a (f2u I think) reference to draw the chainsaw and her holding it lmao#I reblogged said reference a few days ago cuz it was on Tumblr so ye
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“I wish I was good at something other than war.”
#Star Wars#The Mandalorian#Bo-Katan Kryze#Grogu#Din Djarin#Paz Vizsla#Axe Woves#Satine Kryze#Bo-Katan is far more like her sister than she knows#The Momdalorian#Mom-Katan#Mando Mom#Bo-Katan & Grogu#I never expected Bo to be her sister's idealogical successor#I never expected Grogu to be Bo's mini-me#Grogu loves Mama Bo so much
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okay, but who would be the most EMOTIONALLY devastating family members to be controllers? (I feel Jordan could ruin Rachel in a way Naomi wouldn't)
Look, this might just be a result of me growing up in a very close family, but. The whole idea of choosing a parent or sibling whom you would most vs. least mind getting kidnapped and enslaved feels nonsensical to me.
It'd be like asking if I'd prefer to have my right leg or my left amputated. If I try really hard I can come up with reasoning (if I lose the left then I don't have to relearn to drive? if I lose the right then using a cane left-handed might be easier?). But the truth is that those details mean basically nothing; my overwhelming opinion is NEITHER. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE A LEG. The right-left distinction is such a minor one in the face of a life-changing injury that, given infinite time to research, I probably couldn't come up with a choice much better than a coin flip.
Rachel fights with her mom plenty. She fights with Jordan plenty. But, like, the idea she wouldn't be emotionally ruined by her mom getting kidnapped and forced to abuse her and her sisters? Doesn't ring true to me.
#animorphs#rachel berenson#naomi berenson#also: you use the cane on the opposite side of your body from the injured leg (no matter what dr. house says)#y'all do know that the 'choice' in 'sophie's choice' is supposed to be deeply ironic; right?#like the whole point is that that choice is literally unchoosable and having a choice is worse than having none#i mean if it's tobias being asked to choose if his aunt or ax gets infested then obvi he'd appreciate being asked#but rachel's not going to be like 'nah it's cool take my mom and btw thanks for asking'
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When the Armorer isn’t home, Axe and Ragnar definitely do not make goofy videos at the forge. And they definitely do not make makeshift drumkits out of whatever tools are lying around.
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i am not ready. for the brave alfonse reveal tomorrow
#23 hours before.i FUCKING DIE.#if they make him gustav themed I'll eat drywall#please... just give him a lance..... for sharena.. and zacharias...#or make him a tome user like his mom....#but i swear to everything if he's a green unit. if he has a fuckig axe. if it's GUNGNIR of all axes.
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BUFF SUMMER
#rwby#rwby fanart#summer rose#rwby summer#I hid a bunch of details in the wallpaper#can you find them all?#ALSO SUMMER HAD TATS#you cannot change my mind#she was known as the COOLEST mom#also her weapon is an ambiguous stick#bc I had no idea what to do#it could be a scythe#a staff#a spear#or even an axe of some kind
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I've made a post on Reddit but I think I'll ask here too!
I'm worried about being plural/having undiagnosed DID/OSDD more info below
Recently I've been distressed because lately I've been hearing a second person's thoughts in my head, basically.
He named himself Frankie and we had a whole argument about wether or not he was real, because I was calling him just my own thoughts rebelling against me.
This is the first time I've heard a "voice in my head". I've experienced auditory hallucinations before, but none of them were this consistent, and this isn't auditory. It's like my inner voice, but it sounds different and isn't in my control.
I've been experiencing small hallucinations for most of my life, and I've been calling him "the man". He's a shadowy humanoid figure that only appears in dark areas, and he'll go away if I look at him directly, but strangely he's different then shadow people, because I can keep him in my peripheral. He's only appeared to me visually once since I started taking an anxiety medication a few months ago.
When I can't see him, I can feel his presence. Often times when I'm alone I can feel him standing behind me, or watching me sleep. Despite not having seen him in a while, I still feel him there often.
Other experiences I've had with this hallucination are: footsteps approaching me, saying "hey" two times in the past, grabbing my arm, touching my hair, reaching towards me to grab me
When I started to hear the voice in my thoughts, I immediately believed it to be him, and he hasn't corrected me on it. The only thing he's asked is that I call him Frankie instead of "the man"
It's hard to distinguish his thoughts from mine sometimes, but I've only started hearing him a few days ago. He's been very frustrated with me.
I was wondering if this could be something related to OSDD, because I certainly have a dissociative disorder of some kind. I dissocisate VERY often, to the point I'm on autopilot most of the time at work. I don't experience many gaps in memory that I've noticed af least, and my family and friends have all agreed they haven't noticed a second personality, but I'm still concerned.
Back in 2018-2019 when my life was going through really big stressful changes, I dissociated so often I felt like I was possessed, even to the point of believing in ghosts. I know I have dissociative amnesia of that time, but my mom and sisters do as well, so I never really thought anything of it.
I have had a lot of trauma in the past that I'm only now starting to unpack in therapy, and I'm certainly going to talk to my therapist about the possibility of having an undiagnosed identity disorder, but I can't do that for a few weeks.
I feel crazy and stupid treating Frankie like he's real, but I also don't know if there's a possibility that he IS real and a part of me. Especially because for the past few years I've felt pretty confident about being a singlet, even if I questioned being plural in the past.
#ax speaks#vent#still going to be bringing this up with my therapist but#writing about it here in case anyone wants to share their opinions or experiences#my mom and partner don't believe it's an alter and I'm hoping it's not because what do i do then like
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i dont think i ever shared this here but i actually familial f/o mono from li.ttle. nightmares and LN resurfaced on my feed again and im just,,,, sniiff.... my booyyy.... monoooo 🥹 there's just something so charming about this little boy that makes me wanna protect him wiwiwi (and if you know what happens throughout the story, its heartbreaking)
he's just a good kid, really sweet, which i unfortunately cannot say the same with six... maybe he's just a refresher from the things i witnessed from six in her game 😔😔
so anyways, hoping little nig.htmares 3 goes well u.u
#i had conceptualized an oc thats going to be mono's mom but i just couldn't go along with the macabre style but it's right in my head#she's just a mom who's constantly searching for him. she's got the lady dimetrescu aura especially with her hat hiding her face#which is a nice parallel to mono hiding his face in general#she's basically this weeping dame that would ask if you've seen her little boy#spoiler alert. if she ever met mono. she wouldn't know. he's hiding his face. but she's looking for thin man however#and if you know who thin man is.... then... well. :]#but without getting in too deep in the lore. lets just throw mono and the weeping dame next to each other so we know they're family#ignores the angst :]]]#hehehehe#in my head she's a skinny lady with a slight hour glass figure but it's not that much - yzma kinda figure. her big hat is iconic to me#~ rambling#aaough but really really. i care for mono a lot#did you know? little nightmares and idv had a crossover?#axe boy was assigned to mono!#little girl/kid alice was assigned to six :3
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