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Been thinking about that interview where they said most Links in LoZ probably weren't actually named Link. While I don't usually subscribe to that idea, I was recently reminded that I used to name Twilight Princess Link "Farren" when prompted 'cause I liked how it sounded and only retroactively realized it sounded close to "Faron". It's just clicked for me that, since I ADORE the idea of Rusl finding Link lost in the woods as a toddler, TP Link (at least the game version of him) was probably found IN Faron Woods, so now I have a new headcanon for the "Not Actually Named Link" 'verse that Rusl named him after where he was found, just slightly different so as not to insult the Light Spirit (Not that i think Faron WOULD have been, since that toddler's a future hero and all, but it’s best to be cautious about these things. I am also now realizing that this might have actually been a point in gaining Faron's favor, which later manifested as having the monkeys in the forest temple be extra friendly towards the guy who freed them. And maybe also part of why animals in general adore him. Hmmmmmmm....).
I also realize this is a headcanon very specific to *me*, but I might roll with it anyway cause it just. Fits weirdly well?? Idk.
#Hero's Shade in the background rolling his eye about the Light Spirit getting a swell head about the whole thing#'He's a WOLF not a MONKEY'#'Y O U R E J U S T M A D H E I S N T N A M E D A F T E R Y O U.'#'Shut it.'#Ordona's the one who actually gets to look after the kid and ends up the favorite anyway because goat#what WOULD the Hero of Time's other name be? would it have been Link anyway because of the Deku Tree Knowing Things™?#questions for later
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
#and i live by that#life is just life#ok ren go to bed ‼️#life is a constant loop of worry but also a constant loop of support#a constant loop of love and connections#thats what it is to be alive#omg period cramp ok good night#ren won't shut up#mood ruined ouchie
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I love making a gag character for D&D, forgetting they’re just a gag character, and then take a step back to look at the original ref
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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the queen of the disco or whatever
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#scary-oke#zombie#zombie stan#idk if that's a tag whatever#anyway i was on the fence on posting this bc i think i might hate it but i put a good deal of time into it so you get it anyway SHUT UP!!!!!#k bye#disappearing back into my cave#mods art#mods draws#my art
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP#sorry. guy who lives in new york voice i need people on tiktok to get less annoying#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#20k#30k#lord kill us all its at thirty thousand notes...#40k#50k#60k
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
#shut up e#I’m sorry if this is dumb but it made me laugh SO hard#who let fourth grader me have an email address
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roommate texted this to me……..
#having an absolutely wild time with it this week#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#laios touden#farcille#erros doesnt know how to shut up#1k#2k#5k#10k#15k#20k#30k#50k#100k
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I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
#like im asexual its def not gonna be like that for me#but she still thinks it is soo#but like. cuddling can totally be platonic there doesnt gotta be such a fuss abt it 😭#i get her pov but c'mon#asexual#aromantic#<- for reach#edit: ...its censored because i want to btw#like. ik im in the horniest social media but i wanna censor it so i do#ik i wont get shadowbanned like in tiktok lmao#im not even in tiktok......😭#so yup i censored it for my own comfort 💯 hope this answered your questions pls shut up now lmaooo
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Me: damn this situation I'm in sure isn't ideal, what am I gonna do about this
Suicidal Ideation Man who lives in my brain: perhaps I have a suggestion ☝️🤓
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mama n her babies
#yes i cried SHUT UPPPP#idk i just felt like hating myself today yk#just felt like dyingggg yk#HER BABIES#THEYRE HER BABIES#IM SO ENDING IT I LOVE THEM#I HATE THEMMMM#THEY MAKE ME ILL WHAT THE FUKKSIJEBFDIB#mama pines#caryn pines#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#ford pines#gravity falls#squidflavoredsoup
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yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother
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