#'Psychologist'

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

[thisdudedoesntexist]

Danny doesn't know he's the Ghost King, or that he's scaring the shit out of other people.

So, Danny and Jazz moved to Gotham for a new start in their life and un-life ( ignore that he and Jazz are rather young to be moving across the country, ignore that his parents died saving them from the GIW ). They've got an "ok" apartment, and a job at this cute little flower shop run by an eccentric "possibly former supervillains" lesbian couple.

He's even making friends with the ghosts. Like Richard and Mary Grayson (trapeze incident) who are teaching him to fight like a human, if Danny didn't know better he'd think they were stalking those vigilantes. or Dr. Hamish (killer clown?) who's helping Jazz with her studies.

Apparently some time before they met Danny they were just shades who couldn't even manifest, weird. There's also the weirdly active shades telling him where all the good spots to watch the city are and how to find the cheapest prices at stores.

Nobody knows what's wrong with this creepy kid. Every time some mugger even looks in the scrawny boy's direction their loved ones show up and yell at them until the kid's down the street.

Batman tried to investigate the potential meta until he saw his parents waving in a nearby window. Danny's neighbor swares his grandma is haunting him and Danny for some reason, and any time the Joker goes within a city block of ivy and Harley's flower shop/home he becomes blind and deaf by the sheer number of his "volunteers" telling him to die.

[crustycrow]

HETEROSEXUAL CIS-PEOPLE LOOK HERE

Snaps my fingers at you as you scroll past this post

Look at me. Listen.

I'm not the best at serious posts, but that article up there reminded me of how important it is that people like you stand up for us. So hold on while I try to get this out of my mushy end-of-work-day brain.

We could fight this fight ourselves for decades trying to reach the equal laws, gender affirming trans healthcare that doesn't have a 2-5+ soul-eating years of waiting time, medical care with equal knowledge of lgbtqia+ bodies, and, what is often forgotten, inclusion in the little everyday areas of life like our way of speaking or things being set up or designed with the existence of queer people in mind.

But you joining in could get us there so much faster.

The power you have as a hetero cis person is that you set the standard for what is seen as the average way of treating us among other hetero cis people. You have been given the power of deciding what's "normal" and I'm begging you to use it.

Richard Green is a great example of to what extent your actions can help our situation, and smaller ways of support still add up to a great impact on society, and could make the days of the queer people you interact with.

Educate yourself before you speak up, but don't be silent.

[momoloop]

[gronnulv]

[lynsstrange]

this is my child. he needs therapy but he’s kind enough to supply his services to those in need (the goblin in my brain)

[kx0e-idv]

the lovers

[kiththecat]

a jester walks into an amusement park enjoyers do we vibe with this

[turnleftonlastlaughtlan]

SPOILERS ARCANE SEASON 2 ACT 2

vik keeping that cog till the very end.

the moment he loses it being the moment he dies by the hand of the person he keeps the cog for in the first place.

also i am sure there is a meaning in the cog stopping when the corrupted part of the hexcore is showing.

the bad interpretation being that the part of the core that is corrupted won.

the good one that magic (and with it vik?) can win again.

i am more convinced of the first one unfortunately.

The colors representing the corruption that ruined the bond between viktor and jayce (the cog), colors made by the first thing that united them: hextech.

It’s cruelly well done.

[suiana]

yandere psychologist who conditions you into feeling euphoria at the very thought of him :3

"my sweet darling! here's your daily dose of highly dangerous drugs! yep yep, such a good patient you are! c'mon, swallow all of the- haha your smile is so cute!"

erm... he mght've also fiddled with your prescriptions so that you were more susceptible to his manipulation but that's not important! haha!

its like hes pavlov and youre his dog! except... you're a human and he's not pavlov but he sees you as a dog anyway and *gets strangled*

he knows that its medical malpractice to do something like this to his patient, but who cares? all morality was thrown out the window the second he fell for you!

literally.

"oh hi you're my new patient right? *stands up* come on, let me- *fucking falls over*"

yeah, those were good times.

"but suiana what about being a good psychologist!!!!"

hahahah sorry guys this fella isnt a good psychologist to begin with. i mean, bro decided to diagnose you with schizophrenia because you keep talking to me and he thought you were talking to yourself.

"darling, who are you talking to? suiana? who? there's no one there... oh dear... it appears that you may have more than one condition :( maybe your stay here has to be extended."

yeah this guy isn't gonna help you get out of the mental hospital anytime soon. sorry bud.

[naurielrochnur]

Found this lil gem that I made awhile back while riffling through my documents.

[sincerelykreiburg]

let's wear disguises they said. it will be fun they said.

sethjane in adamil outfits an itch i needed to scratch

[fcaruana]

— How do you mentally prepare for the competition, to make decisions at such high speed? What do you do to prepare yourself? — [sarcastic] Mentally I'm great, you must have seen my social media, mentally I'm great. 10/10! — Don't listen to them. You don't have to explain anything to anybody, do what you want with your life... — Well, I have a psychologist since I was very little, he has helped me very much and still helps me nowadays. I think that in sports in general it's very important to be mentally well, to be a little bit firmer in your head. So it's something that helps me a lot. I won't tell you what I do because everyone will copy me, it's a little secret! — You do therapy now- — I do therapy all the time. I'm always doing therapy. Doing therapy is really good! Some people are still a bit in the past and dislike it or think it doesn't work, but I do therapy all the time and that's what works for me a lot.

[indigonite]

there’s a new girl at my job who insists that she’s “very good at reading people”, and keeps giving everyone bullshit diagnosis.

She just told a friend that she’s “manipulative with some psychopathy tendencies”

Can’t believe I’m finally gonna use my psychology almost-degree (didn’t actually graduate because lockdown and covid but she doesn’t need to know that) to shut her up