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Today on Very Serious Spy Scenarios, imagine Illya and Napoleon at the beginning of their partnership, with Napoleon happily pushing all of Illya's buttons every five seconds to try and see what will get him punched and what not. Illya is endlessly frustrated with him, especially because he CANNOT get a rise out of him, no matter how hard he tries.
And then one day, when they are arguing, again, Illya is getting desperate to Win This and so this conversation ensues:
Illya: "What's your problem, your parents never hugged you as a child?"
Napoleon, completely unfazed: "Actually no, my father barely spoke to me and my mother lowkey disliked me, so."
Illya:
Napoleon:
Illya:
Napoleon: "What?"
Illya: *getting teary-eyed*
Napoleon, now a little scared: "Peril?"
Illya: *bear hug attack*
#napollya#the man from uncle#tmfu#napoleon x illya#not spn#ely has shit to say#this is the end napoleon is getting hugged. forever#illya just can't help it#he instantly started picturing this tiny napoleon with his little curls and pointy teeth#making a sad little face because his parents don't love him#HOW COULD THEY NOT HUG HIM. HE WILL CRY.#meanwhile napoleon is just standing there rigid like a piece of wood with his face smashed against illya's shoulder#just quietly going '.....peril. what are you doing.'#'what does it LOOK like. i'm hugging you. because your parents are shitheads.'#'........uh'#in the upcoming weeks napoleon can SEE it on illya's face whenever he's thinking about this#illya just stares at him with his sad puppy eyes and napoleon throws his hands up like 'CHRIST peril i'm FINE'#meanwhile in illya's head there's a tiny cowboy being all sad and he can't handle it#what are his parents' name he needs to know. for science. on an unrelated note where is his rifle#gaby has no idea what happened but it's rather amusing and she's happy it doesn't involve her for once
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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...
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scooby-doo ass gang fr
#they’ve got another mystery on their hands and it’s. uh. it’s worms#a wormystery#this is a sticker design heehoo i am getting a test batch printed rn 🏃♂️💨#artists on tumblr#bg3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 fanart#baldurs gate fanart#bg3 astarion#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 wyll#bg3 gale#bg3 karlach
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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google search why am i sad
google search how to not be sad
google search does going outside help with depression
google search nature parks near me
google search bus routes
google search hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes
google search ergonomic hiking shoes excludesite: amazon.com
google search best water bottle
google search best water bottle outdoors
google search weather forecast
google search plant identification
google search plant identification with photos
google search tree with hand-shaped leaves
google search plant veins
google search plant veins pulsing
google search common wildlife
google search whitetail deer
google search how big is a whitetail deer
google search big deer
google search do deer have sharp teeth
google search can deer walk on two legs
google search deer talking
google search deer speaking english
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate
google search are there plants that make you hallucinate by inhaling
google search screaming woods
google search bird calls screaming
google search bird calls that sound like human screaming
google search nature park map
google search nature park parking lot directions
google search how to tell which way is north
google search what to do if you’re lost in the forest
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#this started as a vent#then it turned into a joke#then it turned into short form horror#so uh#bone apple teeth#unreality
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#and so milgram was born#milgram#meme#Jackalope#hope no one has done this already#this post broke containment. if you're here for tma this is about a music project called milgram where prisoners in a panopticon sing song#about their crimes . anyway . the warden is a talking jackalope .#which was edited into this post. so uh. he is on your blog now#i thought it was very obvious that this was an edited icon and display name but apparently some people think Twitter op was a milgram fan#I'm sorry to disappoint
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Day 20 of Sirentober / Doctober
Hands / Journal
You can tell who never made a deal
Available as a print on my Etsy Shop
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanley pines#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#mystery twins#stan twins#billford#<- lowkey haha#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#sirentober#sirentober 2024#doctober#doctober 2024#dipper’s arm has the marks from the forks from Sock Opera#I absolutely love this one but yikes I uh…should have been studying for my art history midterm 😨
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rough seas
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stan pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#uh uh uhhhhh idk i started drawing the sea on magma and then i was like what if i put stan in there#and THEN i hated it but then i was like hey what if i redid the comp and added a companion ford#and that was fun#so idc if it's ass anymore I LEARNED THINGS!!!!!#mfw pushing myself out of my comfort zone teaches me new things about art#woahhhhh bro#okay anyway.#my art#mods art#mods draws
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couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead
#calne ca#hatsune miku#VOCALOID#cw: body horror#<- And I Fucking Mean That We Are Not Fucking Around Today#well we are. as in I drew this as a fuckaround treat for myself#but the body horror tag is the most warranted its ever been on this blog#ask to tag#I am as ever on my journey to make calne ca Worse. her OG version is too cool. even the crab ver is too cool#I need her to be worse to look at. I am also getting myself into to mood to test my hand at boarding a pmv for my friend's cover#I think my thought for this was ''I should try and give her a more insectoid bodyplan''#which in this mostly means gently three-part body and six limbs (my favourite amount of limbs to draw rn)#actually almost gave her eight but didnt like how that silhouette came out so I mermaided her uh. abdomen I guess#though maybe next time I do this I should push that idea more. the head and torso are still very distinct for one unified part#I feel like one of my old attempts was onto something with like. a more horizontal body plan... well! live and learn etc#happy late mid autumn I guess. I should play with touys about it... I miss model kits. mayhaps...
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while i do love that november 5th is like a reunion for everyone who spent time in the destiel trenches, i do think it's important to acknowledge and appreciate those of us that are mentally ill enough to still be blogging about supernatural every day for the past four years
#truly if you have moved on i love that for you but uh. couldn't be me#spn.txt#supernatural#spn#destiel#november 5th posting
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giovanni
#pokemon#meowth#team rocket#giovanni#pkmn#ive seen this around the internet with tons of notes and i dont mind but uh.#its mine#old art#grimew art
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reminder to take care of your loser human body
#danny phantom#danny fenton#college au#sam manson#tucker foley#there’s uh#lots of headcanons here#everlasting trio#they really ride the line between good friends and assholes#I love it for them#also#I headcanon the nausea thing comes when he neglects either half#do too much ghost stuff?#forget to be human?#get sick#too much human stuff?#energy too built up?#congrats you’re sick again#self care is important lmao#emetophobia#cw vomit#I spent so long drawing this idk who I am anymore
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decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore
#miraculous ladybug#mlb fanart#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#marinette#tikki#plagg#lol i'm tagging everything i can cause i put a lot of fuckin work into this#uh what else#mlb kwamis#pretty happy with how this turned out#not 100% satisfied but#pretty happy#sorry the second page is so hard to read#oh right#my art
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make what you love, do what you love :) filet crochet 50 x 37 cm prints available here dyke version here
#i still need to wetblock this but i do my projects in one go so uh have it like this#my art#crochet#filet crochet#f slur#contrast#traditional art#fiber art#queer art#people will unfollow over this i can already feel it but idc
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