#''yeah i have friends i have so many ppl i can talk to abt the weather. i'll talk abt the weather with someone rn. leave me alone''

[lucabyte]

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[buckleydiazmp4]

you know when you're having a particularly tough time and need a long conversation with someone who'll just listen to you but. there's no one who can

[unproduciblesmackdown]

also if only the physical copy of how to disappear completely & never be found i first encountered & read a few years ago (sort of [roughly avg age ten] reader book, not any similarly titled How To) hadn't disappeared completely & not been found since, probably b/c i put it somewhere i intended to be For Safekeeping, which is also how my binder vanished....b/c it's one of those like. those book for late elementary/middle school readers when they just weave in this unrealism which makes for a delightful range & unpredicability? and with a cynical protagonist girl like off to the races like wow her mom is depressed asf & smoking? and it's about A Family History Secrets Mystery so blatantly a haunting that the inciting incident is basically introducing a haunted [family history secrets mystery] house. and spoilers don't matter like it's stemming from there being this missing uncle who grew up so in contrast to the Winsome Winning Sibling Who Does It All Right while seeing his own affiliation with rats that he tried to disappear completely & never be found which led to this Tragedy which led to this more unintended disappearance of his & he haunts this house & wants to be left alone & only goes out at night with this [ambiguous Is That A Giant Rat Or Weird Small Dog (protagonist affected by these family situations who expresses her preoccupation with an awareness of how fate can Strike and Get you with this interest with roving packs of killer chihuahuas. people think she's weird though she spontaneously befriends this other girl struck with this bolt from the blue & a bit weird / outcast & then Insightful who i wish was in it more)] & plays into the hauntedness danger like playing into the [something's Wrong with you then] until having to take yet more action where the urge to express the truth comes out more both b/c living that hidden is more threatened but also b/c now the niece children are more threatened as well. ft. a sort of preternatural blurring of time b/c of only being communicated with through this uncle via his comic pages (that he paints?) of dubiously accurate translations of irl events that are created so quickly it seems to verge on foresight, imagine like "hmm what's this painting. it's me standing in this room looking at this painting??? as someone ominous lurks in the shadows right behind me?" in both [now how could you know this & paint it really fast ahead of time] and [horror]

[deerlisteners]

do u ever think abt how 3houses/hopes position dimitri’s relationships w his friends in relation to his relationship w the goddess & feel rlly rlly normal or is that just me

[kendallroygf]

Your Kendall post speaks volumes. I never knew how to articulate it properly but I always think (idk if it’s canon or not) His ex wife is Jewish, his best friend Iranian and his daughter, South Asian. But he’s aligning himself with parties like ATN etc. I don’t know, it’s a funny thing to me because wether or not the writers did this on purpose or not but the people he’s closest to (aside from his sibs) are as you said, from marginalised communities. Does he think the amount of wealth a person earns suddenly makes them immune to a system that wasn’t originally built for anyone aside for people like him. I wonder what his stance would’ve been on Mckenen if he were in the room when they were all deciding who should be president. It’s more personal for him, his daughter is quite literally apart of the community that Mckenen demonises. Not even just for Kendall but for Stewy & Marcia too. Like they can’t be seen opposing people like him because where does that put them? Just being poc in a cooperate world is threatening enough. This is me putting too much thought into it while also knowing the writers maybe didn’t when it comes to the Sophie/Marcia/Stewy and the role they have to put on.

hmm i don’t know how qualified i am to speak on this but in terms of ‘aligning himself with atn’ i truly think it’s never been an conscious choice for kendall to do that. like it came with the job. logan groomed kendall to one day be in charge of waystar and subsequently atn for however many years and i think a consequence of that is that kendall doesn’t really have any concrete ideologies/beliefs, much like roman. but similar to shiv (although her politics are way more clear) he has this abstract idea of ‘doing good things’ with waystar and wanting to be a ‘good person’ but this in itself kind of centres around logan . like his desire to ‘be good’ is just a desire to be good in comparison to his father (i’m a good person i’m better than you etc) but ultimately kendall (in s1 mostly) wanted to be the Good Guy but without much foresight on what that actually looks like and i think that’s where his relationships with stewy, rava and sophie come in i suppose. but i don’t think kendall intentionally created a relationship with stewy and rava or adopted sophie out of tokenism or anything. i simply think he connected to stewy and rava in some way mostly because they oppose logan and what he Represents very outwardly and consciously or unconsciously that’s what kendall was looking for. it stems from that patricidal drive + resentment kendall’s always had for logan but ultimately i think kendall is too self absorbed to think more deeply about what stewy or his daughter might face esp in terms of the toxicity of atn or what part kendall himself plays in it all. but i think i agree with you in the sense it seems kendall does think material wealth kind of shields you from having to deal with institutionalised racism + i played back that scene and kendall says wrt to atn and waystar he’s ‘trying to keep the world safe’ for his kids so i do think that he thinks that sophie was ultimately safe from all that and he probably assumes people like stewy and marcia are too. so with that in mind i don’t think he really counts his daughter as part of the many marginalised groups that mencken demonises even though sophie as we see isn’t exempt from facing racism. like at all. as for what kendall’s stance would be on mencken if he was in that room in ‘what it takes’ i could not say for sure but i think that itself goes back to kendall not having any concrete ideology or politics except on an entirely abstract level. like mencken’s a ‘nazi’ but ‘on a business level, they need to have a relationship’ so i think honestly his stance would be completely determined by his state of mind wrt to himself and his father. but no yeah i agree it’s probably extremely difficult for stewy, marcia and stewy who have all at one point been othered or treated as nrpi by the roys while still being closely connected to it all.

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[punkbakugo]

ritshou isn't one-sided just bc ritsu is godawful at socializing ppl are so dramatic over nothing ufhdksisn

[vulcanhello]

[jabeur]

whenever i'm with large groups of people i have at least one moment of Oh God. People Think I'm Either A Man Or A Woman. it's like getting shocked every time lmao party meme but it's they don't know i'm nonbinary

[muppetebbtide]

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This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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piss off you posh knob

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tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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#SO TRUE KING

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Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

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Blessings be upon this askbox

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I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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[kuiinncedes]

ive been getting too much coffee ;-;

[unproduciblesmackdown]

kompenscovery was such a blessed secret entrance to a Whole Deal (winnie n tay. & i guess billions) when like. having the most specific, correct opinions, and being me, = the ideal is [nobody else try to talk to me about winston billions] and that’s just where we’re at. this is an exclusive experience

[noxtivagus]

apollo n i ended up talking a lot last night again hehe

[jadejasiones]

Keyframes Spring 01: Event Guide

Overall there is a total of 6 events for this semester (v1.11) and you'll only get to play 4 of them, with the first scavenger hunt being compulsory. So this is a mini guide to help you get an event that you've not seen before etc etc, but before we go through what options leads to what let's run through the events first below the cut

1. Scavenger Hunt, where you help out Deja with the student government party and participate in a scavenger hunt at the end which you can either win or lose

2. Spring Festival, where you get to enjoy the fruits of Deja and Reynah's labour and have fun! You can either choose to spend the entire festival tgt with the boys or split up

3. Errands, where you're stuck doing chores and meet a few ppl along the way as you try and get your groceries done. this event is more linear and doesn't have many sub events like spring festival

4. Studying Session, you're studying with the group but nobody can escape boredom forever so eventually y'all go off on a mini adventure. there's two groups you can choose to go with, with each group having their own sub events.

5. Late Night, it's late and y'all are done studying so you head to the diner Extra Fries and well..... a lot of food is potentially consumed 🧍‍♂️ this is another more linear event where the sub events aren't as drastically different like studying session, but its a vv sweet and fun event where you get to know everyone better

6. Rainy Day, it's raining!!!!! You can either choose to stay in or join the boys in the rain or even invite the boys up. There's alot of variation and it's generally a really fun time

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Event 1: Scavenger Hunt!

Event 2

After the scavenger hunt you'll get texts from the group and what you respond with will lead to your second event!

1. How's that going Deja??? -> Spring Festival 2. There there Cam exam seasons almost over 2.1. Would it be helpful if I got a study room??? -> Studying Session 2.2. How abt we meet up tn at the library?? -> Late Nights 3. Nothing much, u? -> Rainy Day

Event 3

You'll be getting a call from either one of the boys (if they consider you a friend and their affection points is high enough) or cam!

If your first event was either Studying Session or Late Night, your phone call will not be the deciding factor, instead it will jump to a group text

1. Omg we were literally talking about wanting something to do lol! -> Spring Festival 2. Uhhh I'll sign up after I finish chores???? -> Errands 3. I'll think about it..... I have to finish studying first -> either Studying Session or Late Night depending on what you haven't done yet 4. OK but it's still not for a while right??? -> Rainy Day

And here are the calls! They all either will lead to the group text choices (below after this call section) if you dismiss studying when the caller brings it up or will lead to either studying event

Percy

1. Yeaaah, same. Gotta study at some point right? 1.1. Yeah, I'll reserve a study room. -> Studying Session 1.2. Yeah, let's meet at the library? -> Late Night 2. Can't relate, sorry. But good luck? -> group text choices

Jamie

1. In that case, I'd better get back to it. -> group text choices 2. There's still some at least. Enough for a study group? 2.1 Then I'll reserve a study room -> Studying Session 2.2 Yeah, let's meet at the library? -> Late Night

Elio

1. We could group up and study together, then? 1.1 Sure, and I'll reserve a study room -> Studying Session 1.2 Want to meet up at the library -> Late Night 2. Good thing you have roommates, huh? -> group text choice

Cam

1. ...No, it's melting. Wanna study together? 1.1 Sure, I'll reserve a study room -> Studying Session 1.2 Want to meet up at the library later? -> Late Night 2. Yeah, I think I'm doing okay, actually? -> group text choice

Group Text Choices, which will depend on whether you've played Rainy Day or Spring Festival as your first event

1. Rainy Day played 1.1 IT'S PARTY TIME! -> Spring Festival 1.2 tbh I still have to do laundry after the last time we partied, soo.. -> Errands

2. Spring Festival played 2.1 Yeah get on board Deja!!! --> Rainy Day 2.2 I skipped chores to go to that festival....... -> Errands

Event 4

The dialogue options you get will differ based on what events you have done already etc etc

1. If you've played both Studying Session and Late Night 1.1 Study break! Let's find something else to do?? -> Spring Festival 1.2 My last days of freedom.... are for chores -> Errands 1.3 An off day sounds great... im ready to just lie around for awhile lol --> Rainy Day

2. If you've only played one out of Studying Session or Late Night 2.1 If you have played Spring Festival 2.1.1 ok but.... Jamie's right, we DO need to study more😬 -> Studying Session/Late Night 2.1.2 Before I can study anymore……i have to do chores 😔 -> Errands 2.1.3 Can we take oneee more day off? Before we lose the chance?? -> Rainy Day 2.2 If you have played Rainy Day 2.2.1 Actually Deja i have bad news… we’re SO out of food… -> Errands 2.2.2 uhh honestly? i dont rly need That much time to study -> Spring Festival 2.3 If you have played Errands 2.3.1 Idk about u all but for once i have no chores left, sooo i’m taking an off day! -> Rainy Day 2.3.2 All work and no play makes us… …idk. Deja is it RSVP time?? -> Spring Festival

3. If you have not played both Studying Session or Late Night 3.1 ok… i admit it, we should probably study for exams a little… 3.1.1 ok i’ll go reserve a study room then? -> Studying Session 3.1.2 wanna meet at the library? -> Late Night 3.2 i’ll study LATER!! u can’t make me do it rn!!! -> Spring Festival/Rainy Day/Errands (depending on what you haven't done)

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and that's all the events! again I'd really recommend you try doing the events in different orders because basically every event has like hidden dialogue depending on whether the guys consider you a friend or based on prev events you've gone through. it's genuinely really cool to see how each character will react differently based on your past experiences / the bond yall have at that current point. dwdw I will eventually make a guide for how to get closer to everyone etc when I have the time lmao, because some of them (not naming any names smh) are harder to get close to and so you basically never see the 'friend' dialogue as I like to call it lmao. but I will probably do the CG guide first cos that's much shorter

[cconfusedkat]

💤 YELLOW! I am Kat-- or Ameer-- or Ameera-- or Sydney-- YEAH. You get the gist of it ^v^;; Buuuuut on this blog I am mainly known as Kat or Sydney ～( °∇^)］I use he/hxm mainly, but trans people can use she/hir for me

💤 Its basically a surprise for me to keep a pinned post or same layout for more than three months... wwww... BUT I'm making this it anyways just cuz I think I'm comfy w my style ,, ANYWHOM! Lets get into this blogs shtick!!!

💤 This is my only blog (for now) so quite LITERALLY everything goes here,,, i will spam reblog, infodump, create many textposts, share blinkies, share my art (doodles mainly) tagged with fandoms or untagged, and just a little place for me to be comfortable and unmask with. I will use tone tags (/j, /srs, /hj, /nf, /silly, /p mainly) for my comforts so if you dont want them used with you let me know 👍👍

*To Be Frank I am not very interactive,, I follow over a thousand ppl and have constant different content everyday on my dash ,, so I usually interact better with people through checking my activity box and going through accs SKSKSKSKS

💤 I am disabled. I use a screenreader sometimes for my accessibility, so i dont ALWAYS typically rely on alt text but fonts are inaccessible for me ;;v;; i am often chronically fatigued and have a processing disorder + semiverbality so Please be patient with me 😭😭 i have to reread stuff in english a lot

💤💤 LASTLY.... I can go from being chronically online to being chronically offline and not knowing the latest hit social media trend . HELP

👎 Regarding a few boundaries: Do Not flirt with me (I am taken by my qp + I'm aro), i don't particularly like jokes making fun of my grammar and slow internet, you are allowed to use my art for things as long as you specify it's not yours/credit me, do not be overly sexual with me (just cuz I draw nsfw doesn't give you the right to. y'know. talk weirdly with me. thanks), please NEVER call me the t slur or anything intersexist as a joke (even if you yourself are intersex and or transfem), and refrain from directly mentioning to me anything about father issues and/or abusive fathers. Sorry

*I am obviously not going to share all my disabilities, but, BPD + NPD + autism + DID effect me the most regarding my behaviors ,, I only ask for people to be patient with me

👍 Positive boundaries: I will frequently tell my friends how much i love them (with the exception if theyre not actually okay with that, please let me know) I am OKAY with joking around meanly (kys jokes & homophobic jokes) as long as you yourself are okay with making them. I love receiving spam reblogs and likes, don't be afraid to use my inbox or talk to me! I prefer mentions > dms, but if its urgent you can totally dm me here! I just wont Really have energy to respond depending on the day,, you can reach me faster on discord (beelektra)

Now is My time to be Annoying (lovingly) AHEMAHEMAHEM ,, I don't rlly post abt them All consistently but just know they are there

🎉💜 my special interests (not in order) ; garten of banban, pizza tower, bendy and the dark revival, poppy playtime, cult of the lamb, the great comet of 1812, hamilton, camp here and there, will wood, love chunibyo & other delusions, the guy who didn't like musicals, hatchetfield, brainpop, puss in boots, ihnmaims, beastars, deadpool, spongebob, starlight express, CATS (1998), FNAF, Beetlejuice, realicide/centricide, political ideologies, sharks , snow leopards , sociology

🎉💜 current hyper fixes ; ghost (the band), pressure, jujutsu kaisen, cult of the lamb, mouthwashing, murder drones, hatchetverse & starkid

ND THOSE ARE ONLY MY SPINTERESTS ND HYPER FIXES!! I def like more things that aren't just those two big things :-]c I love animangas and reading a lot of Yuri and yaoi ^_^ mascot horror is my favorite thing Ever. I also rlly like Minecraft series stuff , and I rollerblade as a lil hobby of mine ,,

❤️‍🩹 [my f/o's (fictional others) are the following ; alhaitham, kaveh, dottore, neuvillette, dogday, miss delight, shamura, stinger flynn, eyefestation, elektra, brake van, munkustrap, ruin eclipse] ❤️‍🩹

❤️‍🩹 [familial others ; furina, lyney, bendy/ink demon, boris & allison] ❤️‍🩹

❤️‍🩹 *These are all related to my found fam , or my own source mems Lol ,, I am a fictive but I'd rather keep my sources to myself? ^^;; ❤️‍🩹

TAPS MY PAWS TOGETHER ,,,, OK LEMME JUST. PULL THESE OUT NOW,

★☆ My tags are the following:

#sydneys doodles (all my art nd doodles here, some untagged some tagged ofc)

#sydneys thoughts (My Yapping)

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#sydneys asks (asks answered by me)

#sydneys blinkies (blinkies I've made)

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My other links are toyhouse, artfight, ao3, and you can friend me on discord as beelektra !! <<33 you can def ask me for my other socials since I'm almost always using twitter nd other stuff typically more :>c

Toodaloo～ (*≧з≦)

[campbyler]

the ppl that complain abt updates are actually so bewildering to me bc im literally 2k words into my fic and it has taken SO LONG 😞 not to mention the fact that no matter how long i wait for your updates, i truly never get bored because i js come on your tumblr everyday to see what you guys have been posting on here and it 100% makes up for the long awaited updates (not that you have anything to make up for anyway) you guys are truly SO incredible for what you do bc i could NEVER 😭 i literally talked to my friend abt ur fic and how the waits are usually long (wasn’t complaining abt it) and she was like “oh my god i could never wait that long for a fic” and i immediately came to your defense and was like “yeah but it’s okay bc the long ass chapters always make up for it and the fact that they post on tumblr almost daily”

prefacing my accidental ramble by saying that if we ever seem disproportionately annoyed at something someone said then it’s definitely because it is not disproportionate to Us!! little comments and things like that add up over time, so it’s rarely about just that one thing someone says and absolutely more of an overarching pattern that gets tiring really fast. and not to dredge everything back up again bc it’s rare that we get someone being super weird and rude outright about longer or delayed update times but we get soooo so many asks or comments etc like the one thea answered earlier which just include little remarks that come off as just passive aggressive and just kind of kill the vibe of getting a really nice message?? very much like “oh i miss when we only had to wait a couple weeks for updates but your fic is so good!” or “this was so good but don’t know how im going to wait months for the next chapter :(“ and just stuff like that which gets pretty frustrating over time, especially when they’re coming from people who blew through a 30k update in like 45 minutes lol. we see so much of this over on twt especially, maybe because we’re not as active there and people are not saying it To Us so they think we don’t see it but there’s also a lot of likeeeeee “i want to start acswy but im Traumatized by authors abandoning their fics so im just waiting until they’re done” or “i want to catch up but the update intervals are so long😭” and that sort of thing which is also just kind of frustrating to see come up over and over again, esp bc sometimes people have actually said that to us? like in our inbox??? for some entirely unknown reason??? like why are you telling us on this blog that you don’t want to read our fic until it’s done. good luck getting through 500k in one sitting then idk what to tell you 🤷🏽‍♀️

anyways all that to say thank you so much for your message of support it’s very much appreciated! sometimes the demands (even if they’re said as a joke) and little side comments that are slipped into really nice messages can def make us feel like our readers see as us people who are putting out a product and not people who are just trying to share a passion project with our little corner of the internet, but we also know that most of you are not like that and especially the people who regularly interact w this blog and send in asks and comments are so lovely! thank you for coming to our defense 🫡