#🪽 anon situation

[r0ttingsystem]

I'm trying to take a neutral point in the wing anon situation, I just want to say I can understand both sides, in a way. Trying my best not to be biased. Apologies in advance if this isn't something you want to receive. You told them to be blunt about it, and they were. You responded to them being 'blunt with it' by traumadumping and sending asks about them under '_ culture is' blogs & bypassing them blocking you. I don't know why you did that, nor do i know enough about what the actual 'traumadumping' post was, so I'm not going to assume. Once you figured out that what you went through wasn't programming, you still called it that(Not sure about your exact words, so I'm going off their blog and assuming you called it failed programming.), Which they made a post about. Which is fair. Failed programming requires programming to actually start and then stop or not work. What you went through was not programming, failed/incomplete or not. Now you're using the term C-DID and you aren't calling yourself a programming survivor. That's good. I hope you learned from what they said, even if it was delivered in a poor way considering the situation. Like I've said, I think both of you could've handled it better. Traumadumping & not listening to them was obviously shitty. I don't know if you've accepted that or not, but it was. I think them making directed & aggressive posts after that was justified, but not the best thing to do. You did change the terms you used, and I'm unsure if they've continued it or not. Both of you have done things that are justified. Both of you have done shitty things. I think it's pretty obvious they don't want to talk to you, so my suggestion is just to move on. Posting about them is just gonna make it worse, since they are going to retaliate sooner or later. Going off both your posts, it probably won't be something you'll want to hear, especially if aggressive tones are triggering to you. I'm sorry you had to go through this, but it really is just something to move on from.

Okay I'm not in the best state of mind right now but here goes s response (co written by Dani and preaches so it's a bit rude at parts)

Firstly, we understand that was shitty

You probably haven't seen our apology because you bring up shit that's untrue or that we've apologized for

We honestly thought they had the hc culture blog blocked (from how they talked about it), and didn't know the other blog would tag ramcoa

We weren't in the best state of mind

And they didn't have us blocked tf

And the "traumadumping" (I fucking hate people calling it that. It was on a vent blog for Christs sake) was because our host saw their post as them saying "lolz non of what you went through happened" and got triggered

We called it incomplete (better term is attempted, and the reason we're not letting go of the "programming lable" is because our abuser TOLD us that's what they were doing) programming because from our research it seemed to fit and nobody fucking had the brain to tell us "oh that's actually not what it is" without being fucking agressive or condescending

Blah blah traumadumping vagueing blah blah be fucking forreal

We're a traumatized 14 year old fucking leave us alone

We handled it shittily because we're a mentally ill child.

But I have to say that they have given us their side in private and didn't know we were a kid, we have no hard feelings towards them and we wish them the best

I would like this whole situation be put to rest finally

Thanks for your two cents about this situation though (believe it or not we're being genuine)

[gabessquishytum]

Dream is the femme fatale treasure hunter in an indiana jones or uncharted setting, and has just finished a job with renowned treasure hunter Hob Gadling.

However, despite the fact that Hob is handsome, charming, and apparently well-researched (based on the historical tidbits he’d dropped here and there on their adventure), Dream has determinedly resisted the urge to fall into his arms and bed. Ruggedly dashing adventurers are more prevalent in this world than you’d think, and he has no interest in fulfilling the role of swooning love interest in any of their stories.

However, when he visits Hob at the university that apparently is his day job, in order to clear up a few loose ends afterwards, he is completely unprepared for Dr. Robert Gadling.

Look, he’d known Hob was attractive, he’d seen the man shirtless and sweaty as he took out bad guys single-handedly, but that was the whole point; he’s seen plenty of other attractive adventurers in the exact same situation, and had thus successfully refused to let it sway him. But how is Dream supposed to deal with that same man in a rumpled suit, with a goddamn bow-tie, and glasses???

Dream sits in on the last few minutes of the lecture in a state of confused lust, because on top of it all Dr. Gadling (why did no one tell Dream this man has a phd, this isn’t fair) is not just well-researched, he’s a full-blown nerd who’s passionate about the history he teaches, how is he supposed to handle this??

The final straw is witnessing one of the students bat her eyelashes at the professor, in order to show off the confession of love she’d written on her own eyelids (a la that scene from raiders of the lost ark), which proceeds to fluster Hob. He blushes, briefly looses his place in the lesson, and then pointedly ignores her until the end of class.

Dream finally admits defeat. He’s waving the white flag of surrender. Clearly he has absolutely no other choice but to drag the man back to his office, lock the door, and have his way with him on the desk.

-🪽anon

Aww this is so cute. Sexy nerd Hob is such a vibe!!

Dream is absolutely losing his mind when he finally gets Hob alone in his messy little office. Surrounded by stacks of books and loose papers from Hob’s research, he's truly forced to admit that this man might be perfect. Even as Dream pounces on him like a sexually charged panther, Hob is still nervously pulling on his bow tie and offering Dream a cup of tea. He's so fucking cute, it's just not fair. And he doesn't even seem to know how damned attractive he is! He lets out a surprised little exclamation in what sounds suspiciously like ancient aramaic as Dream pins him down against his own desk and starts divesting him of his horrible frumpy suit. Under the terrible clothes is the same tanned, rugged hairy body that Dream had been so scornful about, but now he feels a sense of fondness as he kisses those muscular pecs. He thinks he could happily sit in Hob’s lap, sucking on his tits and listening to him reading out sections of his research forever.

Next time they head out on an adventure, Dream is going to properly appreciate his dashing Doctor Gadling (which may include tying him down to an ancient altar and invoking some kind of eldritch sex magic ritual... Dream couldn't possibly comment).

[octavinelle-oyster]

Since you don’t have anything up yet I figured I’d be one of the first to request something! I’m guessing you write for all characters and I don’t know what your personal rules are so I’ll just write something broad.

May I suggest Idia or Malleus with a gn reader who’s popular but (healthily) obsessed with him? Like both of them are total social outcasts but they are just absolutely enamored by them?

Also if you dont mind having assigned anons, could I be 🪽 anon?

Characters : Idia

Type : Headcanons, fluff

Info : gn reader

Sometimes love is like a flower, you have to wait for it to bloom ~Unknown

Idia Shroud

Idia’s first thought to seeing yet another bundle of flowers on his seat was “Why me?”

Sure he was pretty sometimes but he didn't know what warranted an admirer.

This whole flowers, chocolate, gifts situation had started up a few weeks ago.

And he’d be lying if he said he didn't know who was leaving him all these things.

Come on now, he’s in Ignihyde. He can get into the school camera files with his eyes closed.

But needless to say, he never expected to see you leaving things for him.

You're popular, everyone knows your name.

Not to mention how many other people would be on their knees to be in his place.

Would it be awkward to leave something in your locker? Maybe at your seat like how you've been doing him.

Not like he’d have the courage to do so anyway. What if someone saw him?

Gosh, that would be so embarrassing.

But maybe not as embarrassing as having to carry the bouquet of pink camellia out of Trein’s classroom as the tips of his own hair match the flowers in his hands.

Don't ask how this took so long bc I don't know😭 I am constantly forgetting about this blog

But I hope you like this even if it is a bit short🙏

Also you oh so totally can be an anon, the only problem is my old iPhone 8 cannot determine what emoji you are using to present as😭

Just drop in my inbox with another emoji and I’ll make a list

[dwindlinghaze]

i literally love your remus lupin fics omgm if you haven't already can you write a fic with him and an anxious reader? it can be anything:)

hi anon !! tysm for requesting and sorry it took so long :( hope this is what you were looking for 🤍🌸🪽

unsteady

(remus lupin x reader)

contents : social anxiety (r is just like me fr), fluff, lmk if there's more !!

a/n : i tried my best to describe the feeling of anxiousness soo here goes!! hope u like it :)

　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆

when your were assigned in a group project for potions, you couldn't help but feel the anxiousness creeping up.

not only were you assigned with the people you don't know, but also the fact that you had a hard time communicating with new people.

you loved being in your safe bubble but guessed the bubble popped and you have to deal with your social anxiety now.

they were all friends with each other except you. they blended together except you. it's not their fault though, you never spoke of anything yet. you felt sorry for being a burden for the group.

now they were in a deep discussion but all you wanted to do is hide.

there you felt like an island.

you wanted to go but you're fighting that right now. people freak you out.

"[y/n], what do you think about that?" a voice of a girl broke through your ears, once again popping your bubble of comfort zone.

you probably looked stupid right now. you haven't paid attention to what they're talking, they weren't telling you what either.

you panicked.

you should be cool but you panicked out of the blue.

she wasn't being rude. her voice was low and welcoming but your body was not responding well. "sorry, what was it?" your voice managed to escape shakily.

then she explains it to you again. you felt guilty for it.

it's so hard when it feels like your fault. you kept yourself so far.

one of the guys that were in your group glanced with an annoyed frown. "she isn't listening!"

your heartbeat raced, you felt so uneasy in this situation. words seemed to cut so much deeper right to the bone, and you let them break you down.

you hoped and hoped someone will pull you out right now. and thank god there is.

"don't talk like that," you heard a much more comforting sound and felt a hand on your back rubbing circles.

"wha-"

"how can she be listening to you if you were huddling in a circle and left her out?" remus said, shaking his head. he couldn't stand people treating you like this. he knew how it felt to be uninvolved and he wouldn't want you or anyone to ever feel that way. "not everyone can involve themselves when they aren't invited."

"rem i'm fine please."

"uh we can continue this tomorrow yeah... y/n i'll see you," the girl who asked you earlier said. she was the only polite one here. you were grateful for that.

now that they are gone, remus gave you a warm hug, whispering to you, "they're giving you a hard time?"

"no i'm just- i have a lot to talk about but i can't get them out," you sighed sadly, closing your eyes as remus hugged you again.

"i understand, darling," remus replied softly nudging your nose with his.

"thank you for saving me there, i was fighting myself for no reason," you said, ashamed.

"i'm always here for you yeah? i'm never letting anyone makes you feel unhappy."

[vylad243]

remember the anon who give you the angel AU? It me again, I guess you can call me 🪽anon?

anyways I have more headcanons for you! (And you can totally write about them!)

Vox wings are a mix of light weight metal and normal feathers, often times he needs someone’s to help preen his wings (mostly likely Velvette or Alastor)

Vox hides his wings by taping and holding them down with a corset, this causes a lot of pain in his upper back, he only removes it when his in his office or in the pent house

The only reason why Valentino doesn’t know about Vox wings is because he literally can’t see them, that’s the only reason (but his isn’t as blind when it comes to Alastor courting)

Vox have painkillers everywhere, or at least the places he visits often. Mostly because both neck and back pain comes at random

Alastor would most definitely leave water bottles and food nearby these places for Vox, while Vox of course thinks it someone else doing it!

Sometimes Vox hates how his wings look, they use to be gold and white but turn into blue and black after he fall, good thing Alastor isn’t having none of that! Alastor WOULD LOVE kissing, biting, and preening Vox’s wings especially during his rut!

Papermint do whatever they can to make sure Vox is completely comfortable at overlord meetings. Like bring extra pillows and blankets for the man

(Alastor so steal them and then got them back with his scent all over them)

one time Vox almost got caught in a overlord meeting about his hidden status, papermint and Carmilla help him get out that situation.

Carmila is also a fallen angel! She fall way before Vox and she was the few people he actually trust

Vox would love to fly in the sky’s again but he’s too scared of getting caught! Alastor on the other hand would probably find it cute to see his partner flying though the sky’s

(please let Vox fly in the future that’s all I ask for)

so you know when I say Alastor is more unhinged? Yeah one time Vox leave to use the bathroom and when he come back Alastor was having a mental breakdown and destroy the whole apartment(?) looking for Vox.

Vox can not be out of Alastor line of sight for more then one second, unless he wants to be trap in cuddles for a whole week without break.

Alastor would so bring back Angel heads and wings for Vox in a way to show that’s he’s the best mate (the said angels try to kill Vox during extermination day)

Anyone who try to flirt with Vox is gone the second he looks away, he doesn’t know why tho (Alastor over here torturing them with a inch of their life)

Okay that’s about all the headcanons I have right now, see you later!

-🪽 anon!

Hello 🪽 anon!!! Of course I gotta accept yours too! 😌🙏 afterall you're the one who started us on this journey and these are all good!

Maybe if the anons are good- I'll let Vox fly ;3

[transpanda-1]

im still mulling over how much i wanna talk about it off anon, but i just wanted to thank y’all for making me revisit plurality and REALLY really look into it and i finally, finally found the term that describes my situation, and now i FINALLY feel confident enough to call myself plural and actually look for resources instead of telling myself it doesnt count…. consider this a uhh…. hard boiled egg crack? 0.5 points?? 0 days without cracking some kinda egg (the uendo effect is real) (hope its alright to tell y’all this no like pressure for like a response or whatever??? omo;;; )

🪽 Aww, we're so honored, dear! (❁´◡`❁)

This is exactly why we're so encouraging and patient with people about plurality. It's so much more common than you think, and there really is no "wrong way" to be plural... Plus, we'd rather people be Singlet+'s than never having the space to explore the possibility!

Thank you so very much for this message, and thank you for existing! Our inbox and DM's are always open if you ever need someone to talk to about this. We systems are in this together, never forget! 🫀 - Falin

Oh, um ahem, ONCE AGAIN, THE TRANSPANDA SYSTEM HAS (sorta) HELPED CRACK A PLURAL EGG

[canines-alter-creation]

hi !! 🎀 anon again,, could we get a lvl 3 rainbow dash (dealers choice lolz) to be the in sys gf for our pinkie pie? thanks !!

-🎀

Hi!! Here is your Rainbow Dash, she's a bit simple, just because we don't know much about MLP but I hope we did it well! And I hope you like her!

As always, not all packs will turn out exactly as described, but I hope it is still helpful

> Name(s): Rain, Rainy, Rayne, Dash, Dasher, Dashie, Rainbow Dash, 

> Pronoun(s): she/zip/zap/thun/run/race/fly/wing/red/orange/yellow/green/blue/indigo/violet

> Age: ageless due to being sort of nonhuman, but an adult

> Gender: rockgender, sourfizzgender, popgender, sologender, 

> Sexuality: lesbian

> Role: Romanticor; a role we created to cover alters that exist to be other alter’s partners, their role may include being supportive of their partner and their partner’s job, taking care of their partner emotionally, and also handling situations for their partner. OR a Protector

> Source: Rainbow Dash

> Faceclaims:

> Sign-offs: 🪽, 🌈, 🏳️‍🌈, 🥽, ⚡

> Song theme:

> Front triggers(pos/neg/neu):

+ Driving fast, Pinkie being in or around front, bright colors, loud music

/ Pinkie just in general, sourcemates

- Things that may or did upset Pinkie, her girlfriend being upset, being bored

> Likes/dislikes:

+ Driving fast, running around, spending time with Pinkie, doing whatever makes Pinkie happy,

- things that make Pinkie upset, being away from Pinkie, boring jobs or activites

> Personality: Very brash and loud, Rain loves to insert themselves into situations, pushing their nose in. She can sometimes be somewhat overwhelming, especially when she’s with her girlfriend. Together they are good party planners, but can sometimes not know where to draw the line. 

> Ways they do their role: Zip would be very supportive of Pinkie, following after them, holding her stuff, and doing everything in her power to take care of her. She may also be very protective of the body and her people, wanting them to be safe. She's loud and brash and not afraid to stand up for what zap believes in. 

> Inner world occupation or behavior: She may like to race, or like to work near a race track. Especially if you have other alters that are

> Possible outerworld behavior: May be impulsive, but very loving. May especially like going fast, this could include not completing work to its fullest just to have it done, and may also impulse spend money on things for Pinkie.

[pretty-little-whorror]

Hi! Not sure if you’re really active on here but have would you ever write little blurbs or tiny pieces?? If so would you do one with post AoD/pre AvED Ash hooking up with the reader in the bathroom or in his car after meeting in a bar or something? If not you can just ignore this lol 😅

-🪽anon

Omg yeah my ass is on here my posting is just as consistent as gas prices. But I needed a flame under my ass to get me writing lmfao.

And of course a very happy Ash Wednesday for my girlies who celebrate

“Ah, shit” You cursed as your head knocked against the hard metal of the backside door. Ash chuckled above you as he helped you get situated in the backseat of his Delta.

“Oh c’mon baby, leave the cussin’ for the main event, huh?” He positioned himself over you, with one knee between your legs and his arms caging you on either side. You smiled back at him, shimmying down to prevent yourself from hitting your head again.

You ran your hands over the waffled texture of his Henley, your fingers playing with the undone buttons that previewed his sculpted chest. When he had been chatting you up in the bar, you hadn’t pinned him for a gym rat, but by no means were you complaining. He brought his lips down to yours and you felt the warmth of his left hand creep up your shirt; a stark contrast to the metallic cold of his right as he bunched your skirt above your hips to your waist. You gasped as you felt him cup your pussy over your panties, the thin fabric doing nothing to aide you from the sudden cool.

He leaned back to take a better look at what was hidden under your skirt, he smirked as he moved his dominant hand to play with the lace trim of your underwear. “A skirt that tiny and panties like this. Your lucky you found me so you could get the fucking you were looking for tonight baby.” His fingers slipped underneath the skimpy fabric, dancing over your clit before circling your doused entrance.

“Mhm,” He mused, running his fingers in feather-light movements over your core. “Such a pretty fuckin’ pussy you got, sugar.”

“Fuck….” You sighed, being more careful as to not hit your head again. Ash’s lips traveled from your neck, to you chest down her stomach until he landed above your cunt

With a satisfied smile, he pressed his tongue against your clit, flicking it gently before circling around it with increasing precision. His hands slid up your thighs, his fingers digging into your flesh, pulling you closer to his eager mouth.

He dove his tongue deeper, exploring every fold, crease and detail of your sex. He relished in the your taste and his movements became more determined.

As his tongue continued to lap at your pussy, his fingers moved back down to your entrance, sliding inside you and curling against just the right spot. The dual stimulation sent warm waves of pleasure throughout your increasingly needy body. You let out a needy whine as your hips involuntarily bucked up towards his face.

Ash groaned, relishing in your mewling and desperate movements; a sign he was doing everything right, not that he ever had any doubt he was doing anything wrong.

He increased the pressure of his tongue against your clit and changed the rhythm of his fingers to match, pushing deeper into you.

Your grip in his hair tightened as a welcome and familiar coil wound up in your core.

“Fucking hell, Ash”

You felt his mouth curl into a smile against your wet cunt in reaction to your whining. He gave one last kiss against your swollen clit before he made his way back up. Your mouth quickly found his again as you kissed him sloppily and desperately; your arms snaking around his neck and your nails gently digging into his back.

[bahllinsqrews]

It’s me, 🪽anon 👋 I wanted to tag @inkysocker in this too so I hope they see this. (If not I’ll send it to them too.)

I agree with you and @inkysocker’s posts on the Ni-ki situation exactly. People have the right to disagree with writing smut about Ni-ki-that’s their opinion and they 100% have the right to feel that way-but if they don’t like it, they should block it and move on. Jungwon is only a year older than Ni-ki and people have been writing smut about him for a long time, and no one bats an eye. Why is there such a double standard? People argue saying “Ni-ki just turned 18”. So, I’m curious to ask them-what exactly is the right time to start writing it by -your- standard? If people wait 3/4/5 months, it would be fine? I don’t get it. And why do people have to abide by -your- standard? It comes off as one of the biggest instances of virtue signaling I’ve ever seen

Look, I watched i-land too. Ni-ki quickly became my favorite because of his talent, sense of humor, humility and kindness-believe me, I’m protective of him too. I get it if some people can’t see him as an adult now because they’re having a hard time separating who he is now from who he was then. But the reality is, he’s growing up and he’s not a little kid anymore. Of course he’s still young and still has his innocent side but he’s certainly not as innocent as some people think he is-because they don’t think about him as a real person, they only see the perfect image that he chooses to show us. And I can understand why. I know kpop companies warp and mold idols’ images into what they want them to be seen as and it’s easy to forget that, once you become a fan and you’re deep in it. I feel like I get lost in it too sometimes. I’ll be honest, I lost my virginity at 17 and was thinking about sex long before that. If people think Ni-ki doesn’t have sexual thoughts like a normal 18 year old, they seriously need to be realistic. In addition, if people think he isn’t trying to shed his “cute”/“baby” image, they really need to get a grip too. Of course he’s still the youngest member-but this year (and esp lately) if you just look at the pictures he himself chooses to post and the tik-toks/dances he himself chooses to do you can tell he’s trying to be more serious and mature.

I have been so absolutely disgusted with the hate and vitriol I’ve seen towards people who have written anything nsfw for Ni-ki or who have talked about doing it. They literally have people telling them to k¡ll themselves, s1it, jump etc. it’s so, so sickening, not to mention triggering. It’s not funny/edgy and cute to tell someone to harm themselves or k¡ll themselves when someone posts something you don’t like-and people just say it like it means nothing. If you can’t properly articulate your stance and express your feelings about something without telling someone to k¡ll themselves, it makes you seem ignorant, immature, and honestly too lazy and vacuous to do so. It certainly does not make you seem like the better person. I know the people saying these things are young and callow but it is so hard to see. They don’t understand the weight their words hold. They have no idea what others are going through and how the recipients of their hate will react to being told to k¡ll/harm themselves. I think about how they would feel if someone actually killed themselves because of the hate they gave them and I would hope that they would actually feel sorry and ashamed but it seems like they’re so far in their narcissistic bubble with their moral grandstanding and so grossly desensitized to saying it in normal conversation that they’d be like “whatever” or “good, they deserved it”. These people are seriously not as edgy and cool as they think they are. They’re immature, twisted, and toxic. Seriously, they give me sociopath vibes. They really think they *hold the torch of wisdom and morals* meanwhile they’re telling someone to s1it their wrists and k¡ll themselves. Make it make sense. In reality, they seem like worse people than the ones they send hate too. And they’re also calling people fat and ugly and fatherless (😀?) when all else fails lmao. What is this, the 4th grade? I’d laugh if I wasn’t so disgusted. Like pls….you’re not funny 💀 Definitely exposes their elementary school/middle school selves, you can really tell how young they are when they respond in that way. Like if you don’t like it, block it. Yet instead they choose to go out of their way to send kys messages…. I can’t fathom how telling someone to k¡ll themselves makes you a better person than them.

It just makes me sick and sad honestly. I’m glad you’re strong because ik you’re probably getting a lot of hate for what you’re doing, but you always respond to it in a mature way, when you do choose to respond to it. Yeah, always feel free to delete as many hate messages as you want, don’t even give them attention. I hope it doesn’t get to you too much and I hope you’re doing well and continue to do well. Just know you’re definitely not alone and have a lot of people who feel the same way. 🩷 And I already talked about the people who send hate to you and others and the kind of people they really are.

(Sorry it was so long-I have a lot of thoughts about this)

This exactly sums up what everyone needs to hear. And a lot of people would agree without hesitation, I have screen shots of people insulting me in my Dms and comment sections and this just embodies what I am trying to get across. STAY IN YOUR CORNER OF TUMBLR!!

[radio-isnot-dead]

“A little—!”

With a heavy sigh he reminisces on his time in heaven

“Well at least now I needn’t be ridiculed for my preferred gender and sexual orientation!”

He tried to make the most out of his situation

[~🩸🪽/Bloody Angel || OOC - NAH FR… Alsoo dk if you knew but one of my previous ask’s didn’t have my anon tag /info /nbr]

"Ah, may i know if you miss heaven or not?"

Alastor wanted to know more about him and heaven. This was a great opportunity to gain Any useful information for him or means of entertainment.

(OH, sorry I'll look for it)

[r0ttingsystem]

I apologize for this post being vagueing about someone, I want to say some things about this but dint want them to dragged in for our and their sake

Do you want us to get better or do you want an excuse to be mad at someone? You're entitled to being angry, I get that, but but you probably shouldn't be using an autistic kid with mental delay* to get your anger out, especially when yu acknowledge that that kid got out of their situation only a couple months ago

It's not your job to educate us, I know

But then if nobody else is, you have no right to be mad, this is exactly like that bystander effect

And don't try to claim that was you trying to educate us, you have read our post and so are aware that aggression is one of our biggest triggers

I do not want to assume things, but if that is true, you are trying to trigger us on purpose

*not using that as a defense, all of what I mentioned would infact make our critical thinking skills bad

[gabessquishytum]

How about another mafia prince installment? Leading off from the last one: (https://www.tumblr.com/gabessquishytum/754470348283641856/that-last-ask-about-mafia-prince-dream-baby)

The twins are in college themselves now, with Robyn pretty firmly his father’s heir in the family business, and Orpheus happily immersed in the world of music with little to do with the mafia world.

That is, until the scion of another mob family, Eurydice, starts courting him with what appears to be the same level of obsession as his father had for his dad all those years ago.

When his family learns of this, naturally his father and brother are fully prepared to step in to protect him, but neither of them are able to approach the protective ferocity of his dad. Hob may have long since resigned himself to his new life and his love for Morpheus, but he has never forgotten how he was force into it all, and he will be damned if he lets it happen again to one of his precious boys.

The wind is taken out of his sails by Orpheus blushingly revealing that he’s quite happy with the situation, actually. He might’ve been quieter about it, but growing up he was just as affected as Robyn was by the story of their parents’ romance, and he’d been secretly thrilled when he realized it was happening to him, even with the roles reversed. So long as he can keep his music, he’d be glad to someday be Eurydice’s mafia wife.

With that revelation, Morpheus is quite happy to enter into alliance negotiations with Eurydice’s family on his son’s behalf. In the meantime though, he was rather struck by Hob’s apparent full willingness to go to war in order to protect their son. He’s feeling like locking himself and his husband away in their bedroom for a day or two might be in order, so that he can properly express his appreciation of such a display from his usually-sweetly-submissive darling 😉.

Robyn is simply sighing in envy and wondering when he’ll finally meet someone who inspires the same level of devotion in him as his dad does for his father, and also apparently as his brother does for his new girlfriend.

-🪽anon

I'm low-key obsessed with demure Hob suddenly going feral because of his kids.

He takes Orpheus aside one day, during the beginning of the courting process. He claims that they're going for a trip to one of Orpheus's favourite record store, but its really just an excuse for Hob to get him alone. Orpheus takes one look at his dad's face and realises that this is serious. Hob’s got this whole speech prepared: "this can stay between you and me, we don't have to involve your father, we can keep it quiet - i've learned a thing or two living this lifestyle and i can get rid of Eurydice, make it look like an accident, and everything will go back to normal" and Orpheus, who has never seen his dad so much as squash a spider, is pretty shocked. He has to quickly explain that he likes Eurydice and he thinks the aggressive courting process is so romantic. He's really looking forward to making things more official.

And Hob is like "oh okay cool! do you want to talk about wedding colours?" as he subtly tucks his revolver back into his pocket.

Of course he tells Morpheus all about his conversation with Orpheus, later on. They don't have any secrets between them, and Hob is perfectly happy to admit that he'd kill for his boys. Morpheus nearly cums inside his pristine black suit trousers at the idea of his sweet, gentle husband being so... violent. Usually Morpheus is happily the more dominant partner in their sex life, but now he's curious as to whether he should let Hob take a turn in charge...

Meanwhile Eurydice takes Orpheus out to the opera and the two lovebirds happily daydream about a future where they'll be ecstatically happy, just like Orpheus's parents <3

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Raquel sounds cool! And kinda bbgirl If Mc manage to go home, will Raquel go with then or he will stay in hell? Since you mention that mc is his god now, would he be act similar to the angels?

🪽anon

Rules of Hell and Heaven be damned, Raqiel is following the Reader no matter where they go. Certainly, by that point in time, the devils will probably tolerate and might even be a little protective of Raqiel since he's such a patient man who's temper is basically nonexistent, so they'll probably tell him not to break these rules, but Raqiel will not stay. Wherever the Reader goes, he will follow. Which will probably kind of hurt the devils that have grown attached to him since this shows how little attachment he has to Hell.

Raqiel is kind, certainly, and doesn't really hold a single grudge towards them, but he doesn't have any close relationships with them either. In fact, he keeps everyone at a distance intentionally since getting kicked out of Heaven was horrible on his mental state. He's really gotta unpack that but is refusing to.

Raqiel probably gets along real well with Ppyong actually. Adorable little guy that pays a lot of attention to the Reader and does everything that they say. Raqiel will find a peer in Ppyong because of that dedication.

As for if Raqiel will act similar to the angels now that he has a god to pray to: he does, in a way. He's not openly fanatic where a single word of praise will make him orgasm on the spot. He acts more like a devoted butler while subtly stuffing his more... extreme side of things under the surface. He shows everyone politeness and manners no matter how unhinged or weird anyone is. A devil could rip off his skin and Raqiel would laugh it off like a parent to a rowdy child and that kind of pisses off said devils. However, if you say to "give an eye for an eye," to Raqiel, he would not hesitate to rip off that devil's skin. All while smiling in that weird kind but empty way.

His devotion shows up in the clean way he executes your orders. He doesn't linger or torture anyone for his own self satisfaction, he just does what is needed and goes back to you. Though, obviously, there will be moments where Raqiel will act on his own, where he'll excuse himself in order to take care of situations that will force a permanent separation from you. He needs to sever his ties with the angels in Heaven after all, the ones that believe that his treatment was unjust.

Oh and Raqiel doesn't have a possessive bone in his body, if you're wondering. If anything, he becomes proud when the Reader's attention renders any devils or angels mind numb. That, too, is a type of devotion to him.

And Raqiel's more extreme masochistic side is openly shown towards you when you ask. If you ask what kind of reward he wants, he will not hold back on how he wants to be hurt and humiliated. Walk him around naked, shove a vibrator in him, snap a whip against his dick. Just, ruin him.

And then the next day, he's back to his composed and polite self like you haven't presented him to all the devils in the vicinity. What a fun whore he is, this angel of mine.

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new obsession is lighthouse joe. even though i kind of love the "joe-is-touch-starved" thing, i personally would like the person hes with to be the touch starved one (pete. its pete) like assuming theres a storm and all the roads are closed down and the only place for this attractive stranger to stay is the mysterious lighthouse at the top of the hill. so pete knocks on the door with his suitcase in hand and mr lighthouse himself answers (duh who else is there). anyways he doesnt say anything to pete even though he can just sense how he took away pete breath etc etc. pete being very socially awkward doesnt really know what to say so they just walk up to petes room in silence and pete is soooo nervous because should he say thanks or just be quiet and hopefully joe wont notice his boner??? anyways they make it to the room and joe is gonna grab petes suitcase to be helpful and joe accidentally brushes his hand and petes stomach has butterflies and doing backflips at the same time. anyways further into the night pete is rlly sleepy and keeps tossing and turning but the bed is 10000 years old so its really squeaky and joe thinks he jerking off so he goes into petes room and lies down next to him but the bed is small (like a twin bed ig) and so they both have to snuggle together really closely in order to not fall off the bed. no other reason theyre just being bros. also pete is suuuuuper still because hes nervous but joe is more like outgoing (?) in this situation and he manhandles pete into a more comfortable position. anyways they sooooooooomehow wake up with their foreheads touching.

also could i be 🪽 wing anon?

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[merbear25]

How are you doing? I want to tell you that you're amazing!! and awesome!! Have a great day!

Also may I request Canada, England, and Russia with a reader from one piece? Like a crossover x reader oneshot ^_^ Thanks!! -🪽

Hello again, my dear 🪽 anon! Thank you so much for your kind words! They really warmed my heart. I must admit that this was an interesting request and I'm not 100% confident how well I did, so I hope you like it. I sincerely hope you have a great day too 💜💜

You were in the middle of riding the seven seas with your pirate crew when a storm broke out, nearly making your ship capsize. In the eye of the storm, a portal opened in the center. With its pull, you were sucked into the vortex not knowing where you’d end up.

CW: SFW, gn!reader, fandom crossover, some fluff, reader has devil fruit abilities

Meeting a reader from One Piece (Canada, England, Russia)

Canada: Relaxing next to the window, he had just made himself a cup of hot chocolate. Enjoying the sunny weather, he couldn’t think of a better way to start his day. There was a faint glow appearing behind him. It grew darker and wider before finally spitting you out, making you stumble onto the floor.

Jumping out of his skin, he wasn’t sure to ask if you were okay or to start asking where you came from. Seeing the scrape on your knees and the confusion on your face, he went to help you. When you flinched, he proceeded with caution. Even though you were in his house, it was obvious you were there by mistake.

He put his hands up to appear as less of a threat and took a step back. “Hey, it’s okay…Don’t worry I just want to help you up.” His meek smile brought your guard down. Still hesitant, you took the hand he offered, allowing him to pull you to your feet.

Not wanting to overwhelm you with a bombardment of questions, he waited for you to start recollecting everything. You told him about the adventure you and the crew had set out on and the portal that opened up without warning.

Although your story was far from typical, you certainly looked like you weren’t from around here. Treading the waters lightly, he asked a bit more about you, eventually leading you to an explanation of devil fruits.

As you walked him through the concept, it dawned on you that you weren’t sure if your powers even worked in this reality. He suggested that the backyard might be big enough for you to test this out.

Taking him up on this, you excused yourself. He followed behind you hoping that you would be able to demonstrate these abilities you were describing. With a quick flick of your wrists, you conjured your powers further proving you were not from that reality. 

Utterly amazed by you and your powers, he could see a faint sadness coming over you. He suspected that it was to do with the uncertainty of being able to return to your life. He did his best to console you, telling you not to lose hope.

England: It was such a lovely day to be enjoying his afternoon tea out on the terrace. Sipping it to savor each part of the aroma, he was unaware of the portal illuminating off to the side. As he inhaled and exhaled in serenity, the peaceful setting was interrupted by you emerging from the portal, huffing and puffing.

Dropping his cup from nearly choking at the sight of you suddenly appearing, he began shouting at you, demanding where you came from and what you were doing here. Unable to answer the latter of his questions, you quickly told him what was happening prior to you paying him this unexpected visit. 

The details of your story and the emotion you had, the confusion in your expression and panic in your eyes, all of these were clear indicators that you were just as clueless about the situation as he was. His aggressive stance subsided while he listened to you, believing that you were no real threat and perhaps just caught in a cruel twist of fate.

Sighing, he rubbed the back of his head as he tried to think of what could have possibly happened to allow two realities to be connected. He looked at you with a slight frown on his face and began asking you more about your world, hoping to learn if there was anything in your reality that could lead to such things happening.

The topic of devil fruits came up, which piqued his interest. Hesitantly, he asked if you thought you may still have your powers. Without directly saying it, he was hinting at the fact he wanted to see this for himself. Of course you weren’t sure, so testing them out would be the best way of finding out.

With a flick of your wrists you displayed your abilities, which appeared to be just as strong as they were in your reality. You let out a sigh of relief, knowing that you were still connected to your world and perhaps that meant there was a chance you could return.

You sparked an idea in him. He started telling you that there may be a way, although slim, to get you back. Telling you about the dark magic he’d done and the books he had, he could have sworn there was something to do with portals. With newfound inspiration, he was willing to help you get home.

Russia: With the sun shining brightly, he couldn’t think of a better way to spend time outdoors than to tend to his sunflowers. He’d put in so much effort to make sure they grew nicely, so tending to them was one of the small pleasures in his daily routine. Seeing as his attention was focused on his garden, he failed to see the portal forming behind him. It was a shock to say the least for him to hear a visitor stumbling behind him.

Staring at you for a moment, he brushed his dirty hands on his apron before calmly asking you who you were. While you were responding, he interrupted you to ask if anyone had sent you. Taken aback by this, you promptly denied this and further explained that you were there by accident, by a cruel twist of fate.

Listening to you and seeing the sight of you, he thought that you could very well be telling the truth. Still having his reservations about you, he decided that if there was any chance of catching you in this potential lie, it would be through having you talk. He invited you to tell him about what was happening prior to your unexpected visit. 

Your explanation was a bit chaotic, since you were still trying to make sense of it all, but when you told him your reality had these so-called ‘devil fruits’, you caught his attention. What an interesting concept and definitely one that would be difficult to prove. He asked if you would be so kind as to show him these abilities of yours.

Admitting to him that you weren’t sure if they would work in this reality, his growing suspicions of you pressured you to try. With a quick motion of your hands, you displayed your powers. Thankful that you could prove to him that you weren’t lying or meant him any harm, you sighed with relief.

You were quite the fascinating thing to him. With such an odd power and such intriguing tales of your world, he wanted to know more about you and the reality you came from. Learning about your crew, the One Piece, and the Pirate Age all sounded like it came straight from a fairy tale.

As you shared your stories with him, he could sense a growing sadness in you. Unsure how to approach your worries, he still made an attempt. Placing his hand on your shoulder, he offered you reassurance that if a portal had opened in your world, there was a chance it could open here, as well.

[ashadowofburnedoutstardust]

Oh no is it not going well for Chris & his lawyers? Are we getting an official engagement announcement and he has to post something to his grid about HER?

Hello anon

Certain People have tried to force him into doing things he does not want to do, and publish even more fake things, fortunately Megan has put a stop to that

When he finally had to meet her for the first time Christopher took one look at her and was disgusted by the fact she looked so much like a teen, he never wanted to have to go public with her, knew how it would look and did everything all year prior to bury as much of the rumours as possible, and since this fake situation began has made sure that ever since he would not be alone with her in any situation because he was genuinely concerned about what she might do

The man finds her completely disgusting, he is aware of all of the bullshit she and her friends have tried to pull, hence 🗑️and friends/family getting told to take down their BS troll posts and retag for clarification or having to remove it ENTIRELY

We may indeed end up faced with some bullshit on the day, so I warn you do prepare yourself for bullshit just in case

Here's the thing I want to remind you of

Why did we get the reaction to the buzz pic we did?

Because her and her people are watching us

Now why would they be watching US specifically?

Because reading our blogs they know what we have posted before is true, they know we know things and have accurate sources info about why the pap pics are so bad as well as may other things we have tried to tell you all

We don't post all of our anons but sufficed to say someone has spit the dummy a couple of times now, it's always amusing to get the updates and the vindication that goes along with it, the girl is childish and prone to tantrums

Apparently whomever keeps trying to push this girl is stuck in the sunken cost fallacy, there is no future for her in Hollywood, I barely think there is a future for her anywhere in any industry given her sentiments and unprofessional attitude

The agency pushing for this is only gaining one thing from it, to be able to punish Christopher, that agency is responsible for the entire narrative of what has gone on since New Year's 2021

Remember, it is NOT Christopher pushing for this

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