#🧜🏻

[grunklefordpines]

Since Calypso shared your embarrassing stories, you should share her embarrassing stories

Hm.

I will share..one, I remember.

Well—Our first kiss—Haha!

I was laying on the edge of the dock one evening—Talking to her while she had ahold of my hand.

I believe, at one point, I asked her what she was doing, and instead of answering—Calypso grabbed my face and pulled me nearly off the edge to kiss me!

—Unfortunately, my glasses knocked off of my face and smacked them in the nose, sinking into the water.

They felt terrible, but I told them I always had backup glasses for this very reason.

Not as embarrassing as mine, but it’s still quite the story.

[grunklefordpines]

Why did you find it necessary to involve him, too?

You haven’t the right to criticize me in the slightest!

Why would you care, anyway? Wouldn’t you want me be eaten alive—Figuratively and literally?

Watch my easily avoidable demise as it unfolds so you can boast about how I could’ve had it ‘so much better’?

What are your thoughts on @grunklefordpines talking with their ex-partner, the siren? Any…jealousy? 😏

HE’S WHAT!?

HAHA. JEALOUS? WHAT A JOKE! I’M JUST A LITTLE ANNOYED! I MEAN, WOW!! WHAT A HYPOCRITE. AND WITH THE SIREN? EUGH. MAN, SIXER WAS ALWAYS GULLIBLE, BUT REALLY.

[antoncore]

Alright here ~ I'm also a swimmer so I was thinking of pervy fellow swimmer Tony who would always look at your tits through your fitted swimwear and pop a boner with that. He's also very touchy, would always find ways to like touch you (something like that 😸), he would ask you to stay on the pool until everyone's gone only to drag you to the rinse-off area and fuck you like there's no tomorrow and then the cycle will go on and on 🙊 or something like sneaking out during the training and have high possibility of getting caught 👀 what do you think about this one?

I also like the idea of pool sex 😆😆 oh please!

(Can I be 🧜🏻 anon?)

ofc, welcome 🧜🏻 (very representative if you’re a swimmer hehehe) <3 hear me out… both of you having pent up horniness after not fucking for a long time and so anton asks you to stay behind after the session. he’d whisper things in your ear like “m sorry, just needed you, can’t help it” before pinning you against the wall and lifting your legs up. putting his lips on yours so needily and is surprised when you kiss back, finally showing him how needy you are too. pushes your swimsuit to the side before sliding himself in, moaning at how well you fit him :( oh god i need that so bad

[polyamorousmood]

Hi, it's 🧜🏻 again.

Thank you so much for your answer earlier. It was, in a way, a confirmation and affirmation that I already am doing all I can. I have been having these difficult conversations with Gif for months now, doing my hardest to approach them with a non-confrontational conversation style, which can be hard sometimes when my feelings are hurt, too. Yet it doesn't seem to give enough progress, at least, not to me.

Gif's chosen mother is terminally ill, which, of course, comes with the necessary mental health complications. I feel horrible even considering breaking up with her at this point of her life, but I can not shake the feeling that more and more I am running out of energy to give her. I feel myself growing increasingly numb to her tantrums and dreading spending time with her. I feel as though I have become a carer rather than a partner.

Moreover, I feel like a terrible and selfish person due to me having been in a similar situation with Lit. Lit is disabled and was on a waiting list for their healthcare for over 3 years, and entirely dependent on me to provide that care for them in the meantime. It feels skewed to me that I was willing to give them that back then (7 years ago or so), while now refusing to give the same to Gif.

I don't want to be a carer, I want to be partners. I want to be wanted, not needed. I'm feeling so torn on what to do, but the truth is, I have been feeling unhappy in this relationship for a while now.

What do you think? Is this just a tough time in a relationship? Is it worth sitting out and grinding my teeth while I hope it gets better?

Love, 🧜🏻

I'm not gonna comment on whether you should break up with someone. That's a you thing. I cannot possibly know enough of your circumstances to comment, even with having exchanged a few asks now.

But I will say in Gif's defense "my newish partner chose a time when my mom was dying to go shopping for another partner" does not make you look all that great, friend.

Idk if that's even what happened! Maybe mom's been dying this entire time, maybe you weren't "looking" for Newsboy and it just kinda happened, maybe a lot of things. But if what I said is true, or if that's how Gif perceives things, I'd have a very hard time being chill with that too.

[master-gatherer]

Guess who has

🫃mpreg emojis 🫄

[soos-mr-mystery]

If you haven't already, go follow calypso!!! soos has not met her yet but ONE DAY

Hello, world!

I am Calypso, a siren who currently resides in the Gravity Falls Lake! I do not have much knowledge of the human world, so apologies if I may be a confused. I will try my best to answer any inquiries you may have for me!

~•~

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[lilac-dreamxxz]

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[grunklefordpines]

Ford ur exes are fighting handle ur man and fish

Haha—they’re what?

[antoncore]

Seunghan left..

It's very upsetting to see that the company did not even try to protect him from the start. His privacy got invaded yet SM didn't even do something about it letting him carry those burdens (made by the company and those so called 'fans'). I just feel so sad that his dreams got taken away from him just because he had life, and what makes me more sad is his love for the members. I can't imagine the horror for him in the past 2 days, and again, SM DIDN'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. I really can't explain nor express what I feel right now. It's also a shame to be a kbriize right now (I am Korean sadly), I feel like I'll live with this shame forever but I'll always be grateful that I fought for him along with the members and fellow OT7s. I'm so sorry, Seunghan, you deserved better.

(I'm sorry for venting this on your ask, I'm just so sad and hurt about the news.)

-🧜🏻

it’s okay, please don’t apologise :( even from the message he posted, it’s evident that he cares for his members so much. i really hate that the voices that spread hate were so much louder than the voices that wanted to show how loved he is. and please don’t feel ashamed, sm and those who’ve said and done such nasty things deserve to feel that instead. i really hope that seunghan and the members are okay and can get the support they need after going through this because it’s been so much within the past 2 days. sm are so selfish i hate them, fuck sm

[sweetness-pop]

I watched the movie 4 days ago. I enjoyed it despite what others say.

Distracted Ariel

(Commission)

Have you watched the movie yet? Did you like it?

[swashbuckling-sweethearts]

The sparkle in Ed's eye was the first idea I had for this piece, and the rest kinda blossomed from there!🧜🏻✨

Just for fun, no plans for this one other than sharing with all my pirates.

(Btw if art I draw inspires a fic in you - PLEASE write it and tag me, I welcome it 💜)

Timelapse under the cut:

[pirateheartbeat]

Couldn't let another Mermay pass without drawing them... 🧜🏻❤️🧜🏼🌊

[nanihirunkits]

#what a catch 🧜🏻🧜🏻🧜🏻

bonus:

[stanfordssiren]

OR IT COULD TRAP ME IN THIS FISH SKIN! WHO KNOWS! MAYBE IT’LL WIPE OUT CALYPSO ENTIRELY, AND I’LL TAKE OVER FOR GOOD!

What if we used unicorn hair??? Make a bracelet for Calypso, maybe that could protect her!!!

that could work! ...maybe. its definitely a hood idea!

...

hey, @interdimensional-glowing-orb ! ...want to help me beat up some snotty unicorns?

[grunklefordpines]

Bill’s not the only one who’s persistent…just know that I’m a friend, not a foe. Promise, I won’t try to eat you~

Haha,

I’ve gotten more accustomed to your company, but still weary of getting any closer.

[adorkastock]

I hope you all had a nice mermay 🧜🏻✨