soos-mr-mystery

[soos-mr-mystery]

" Hmm.. wait a minute.. "

- @soos-ramirez-blog

No way, dude. Multiverse shenanigans are crazy, huh?

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I'm always slaying, dude! Buuut, maybe I should get these.

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If you haven't already, go follow calypso!!! soos has not met her yet but ONE DAY

Hello, world!

I am Calypso, a siren who currently resides in the Gravity Falls Lake! I do not have much knowledge of the human world, so apologies if I may be a confused. I will try my best to answer any inquiries you may have for me!

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Tags:

(Ooc Post) - ☀️

(Regular Post) - 🧜🏻

(Billypso Arc) - ⚠️🧜🏻

Blogs I am associated with:

@grunklefordpines

@grunkle-stanley-pines

@mabel-angelo

@fidds-old-man-mcgucket

@pinetree-mason-pines

@bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog

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Sure, dude! It'll be great to have you come along!

anyone know anything about this cool looking graffiti i found?

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Yeah! I remember Old Man McGucket was there... And of course there were Dipper and Mabel! And this weird dude with a brain head!

anyone know anything about this cool looking graffiti i found?

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I've seen that before, dude! It was part of a whole crazy adventure and stuff!

anyone know anything about this cool looking graffiti i found?

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Woah, okay dude! Take your time and talk to me about it later!

Yo, Mabel! Someone told me that Dr Pines got a Girlfriend! What's been going on since me and Melody went on holiday, dude!?

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SOOS! HIIIII!

you heard about calypso?? you SO have to.meet her— she's the best. she's not technically grunkle fords girlfriend— more like, ex-who-still-totally-like-likes-him-and-the-feelings-SO-definetely-mutual. liiiike... they arent subtle. AT ALL.

...i havent actually seen her since— well. a LOT has happened. im kiiiinda not totally down to talk about it right now? buuuut i think grunkle stan knows everything? ...or most of it. no clue! you coukd ask.hum, maybeeee?

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NOOOOO! MY FANFIC!!!!

Whatever, dude. I have better fanfics anyway.

Uh, Doctor Pines, dude? I have a question. Someone told me you were... Dating a fish?

Is this true? And are they a giant salmon with human legs, because if not my fanfic is totally ruined!

Thanks, dude!

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Calypso—

No, Soos. We aren’t dating. She’s—What you expect a half-human half-fish to look like.

…Or, she’s the opposite of what you’re expecting, actually.

—Don’t write “Fan Fictions” of real people, Soos.

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*i retract my hand awkwardly*

Nice to meet you, Francis!

So Bill's gone, huh? That's great! My friend Fiddleford told me that Bill came back, and I kinda wanted to get in on the action, you know, dude?

Me and the Pines twins already beat the dude before inside their grunkle's mind!

Fiddleford also said something about a siren? I wonder where she is..?

*i stroll down to the beach, looking for something when I spot you lying down on the ground*

Woah, dude! Are you okay? Are you... Alive?..

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*francis his laying on his back on the shore of the lake, his suit still a bit damp* hgnnh... yeah im.. ill be fine.

*he shifts, now facing soos*

you're question mark, right? or would you rather me call you mr. mystery?

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You know me? Dude, that's crazy! Just call me Soos, star dude! Say, have you seen any Bill Ciphers around here?

*i put out my hand to try and lift you up*

What's your name, bro?

*i stroll down to the beach, looking for something when I spot you lying down on the ground*

Woah, dude! Are you okay? Are you... Alive?..

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*francis his laying on his back on the shore of the lake, his suit still a bit damp* hgnnh... yeah im.. ill be fine.

*he shifts, now facing soos*

you're question mark, right? or would you rather me call you mr. mystery?

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Huh, okay... Sounds like Mr Pines is just worried about you, dude. Maybe you two should, like, kiss and make up and stuff, you know? Minus the kissing, of course, dude!

Hey, McGucket. It's me, Soos! I heard you and Mr Pines are going through a rough patch, dude. Happens with every relationship, trust me dude. So, uhhh. Tell me what's going on, dude!

Also, are you guys... A thing? Someone told me you were. Also is Dr Pines dating a fi-

Y'know what? One question at a time, dude! Let's just focus on the first one! By that I mean, "what's going on"?

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! Hey there Soos, uh, call me Fidds, and yeah, me and Stan are in a, er disagreement…

Wait- we are not a thing! I dunno who told you that but it ain’t true!

But, uh, puttin’ that on the back burner, I don’t fully know what’s goin’ on but Bill’s back somehow, he possessed a siren, now everyone’s gettin’ hypnotized and such, he even got to me and Stan at some point… but I er, signed a contract for somebody to get bill outta her body, in return for a favor…

And that’s the rundown of what’s goin’ on…

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Wait, Bill actually was back!? No way, dude.

So is this contract why Mr Pines is mad at you? And what's this about a siren? Like those evil mermaids? So many answers that open up so many questions, dude! I thought the whole Bill fiasco was done with that creepy book that said I was incorruptible or something!

Hey, McGucket. It's me, Soos! I heard you and Mr Pines are going through a rough patch, dude. Happens with every relationship, trust me dude. So, uhhh. Tell me what's going on, dude!

Also, are you guys... A thing? Someone told me you were. Also is Dr Pines dating a fi-

Y'know what? One question at a time, dude! Let's just focus on the first one! By that I mean, "what's going on"?

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! Hey there Soos, uh, call me Fidds, and yeah, me and Stan are in a, er disagreement…

Wait- we are not a thing! I dunno who told you that but it ain’t true!

But, uh, puttin’ that on the back burner, I don’t fully know what’s goin’ on but Bill’s back somehow, he possessed a siren, now everyone’s gettin’ hypnotized and such, he even got to me and Stan at some point… but I er, signed a contract for somebody to get bill outta her body, in return for a favor…

And that’s the rundown of what’s goin’ on…

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Woah! Calm down, Mr Pines, dude. I'll go talk to McGucket, and see what's going on.

Hey, Mr Pines. I guess I should say sorry for inviting you and Old Man McGucket out for lunch. I had no idea you were mad at eachother, dude! Maybe I could help you apologize? It's totally okay if you're not ready, dude. Stuff like this takes time.

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we aren't- *sigh* we aren't mad at each other! we're just having a bit of a disagreement! i don't need to apologize, if anything he should apologize to me!

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you should help fiddleford and stan get through their fight!!

Their what now? I didn't know they were fighting! Oh no, dude... I just invited them for lunch... I should totally talk to Mr Pines.

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if your goinh by the lake just step over mabel i think shes still lyinh on the floor half drowned

+ the weird nonfish stranger is francis i think he is a therapist in the therapy prism bill was in b4 he posessed calypso

+ ford and a axolotl god are there 2

im gonna answer this one ooc if that's okayyyyy

soos is gonna arrive AFTER the billypso crap is over! we haven't planned what's happening after, so it might be a while before Soos meets cal (if he even does lol)! Mabel, Ford, Bill ect proooobably won't be there when Soos gets to the lake :)

UPDATE: Francis will be there!!!! HYPE!!! oh and also the Soos and Cal interaction is most likely happening :D

-soos mod

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Hey, lunch is a GREAT idea! Maybe you should bring Fidds and Stan along with!

Oh yeah! Sounds like a good idea! I was gonna get some fast food, but I dunno if they like it or not! It's time for the handyman to become a chef! Though, I guess I should ask them. Hey, @fidds-old-man-mcgucket and @grunkle-stanley-pines, what do you want for lunch?

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no going down there is a terrible idea! everyone is being influenced by siren song and bills already tried kill one of them once

Too late dude! I'm getting lunch then I'm heading there right away!