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[victusorflos]

I jneed.garlic

Garlic mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[queen-mabs-revenge]

italians @ van helsing today:

[the-neothtr]

galric brad.

[botaniqueer]

[Frantically waving a flag with Alliums on it]

[definetelynotavampire]

No. >:D 🧄🧄🧄

reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone

[frostbitebakery]

for @highfunctioningbookaholic @whiskygoldwings and, because they are a genius for coming up with the idea, @clonemando

Cody frowned, reluctantly trying to concede the point. He lightly scratched an eyebrow, needed the second of respite to gather his thoughts, and mentally slammed against a wall. “That’s why you killed the Supreme Chancellor?” And replaced him, he thought incredulously, but first things first.

“Cody,” Fox said, still as stern and unapologetic and offended, “he disrespected the sippy cup.”

Prompt under the cut

[morecreaturethanhuman]

caecilian eggs

[ourfag]

conversation topic: dogs in the city. tiny dogs that scamper and gallop bc their legs are so short. big dogs that can't possibly fit in an apartment. purse dogs. dogs in outfits. also babies in hats. actually just what's the convo when they r browsing a lovely farmers market. 💐 happy sunday hope the weather's nice where u r

ed: oh fuck me, look at that one

stede: which

ed: there. that. i’m—pointing with my fucking elbow, look—

stede: d’you want me to take something? i can carry—

ed: just—shut up and look at that fat little baby, look

stede: oh. oh my lord

ed: with the pom poms

stede: i see what you mean

ed: little fuckin—

stede: on his booties

ed, a full octave up: on his little booties look

stede: i love when they’ve got the hats that make them look like starfish

ed: is he supposed to look like a starfish?

stede: little points on his hat. starfish arms

ed: that doesn’t look like a starfish, it looks like a jester

stede: what? no it doesn’t. the points are sticking straight up, that’s a starfish

ed: how many starfish have you seen whose arms end in jingle bells

stede: i—

stede: the world is vast, edward.

ed: see i just think—

stede: must i be accountable for every species of starfish?

ed: —if there’s a starfish with jingle bells then you’re the kind of person who’s gonna know it off the top of your head

stede: i’m sure there’s one out there

edward: ok. is this like when i floated the idea of horse with wheels

stede: ……well, not—

ed: it’s practical, save the horse a lot of effort

stede: —it’s unlikely. it’s unlikely

ed: see that’s a useful feature. what’s a starfish gonna do with a jingle bell

stede: i don’t know! celebrate??

ed: doesn’t even work underwater

stede: maybe it just wants to feel fancy once in a while, you don’t think a starfish ever wants to feel fancy?

ed: spaghetti dog

stede: that’s—now you’re just hybridising

ed, pointing in an altogether different direction: no, look, there’s one of those spaghetti dogs, look

stede, following ed’s elbow to an italian greyhound: ooh spaghetti dog

ed: spaghetti dog

stede: that one’s got a jacket on. stylish

ed: didn’t you say starfish were carnivores?

stede: it’s houndstooth though. is that a bit too on the nose? sorry—

ed: no you have a point

stede: —what about starfish and carnivores?

ed: oh, just—if the starfish’s got bells, won’t its prey hear it sneaking up

stede: well you said it yourself, bells don’t really work underwater

ed: huh

ed: now you think about it that’s actually—that’s kind of depressing

stede: oh no

ed: sorry i didn’t mean to—

stede: no, starfish baby dropped one of his little pom pom booties, look

ed: oh shit—aw look at his little toes he’s gonna get cold

stede: should we go over? is that—would that be weird?

ed: i dunno, maybe, but like, also kind of badass?

stede: …badass?

ed: yeah like we’re starfish baby’s bodyguards or something. like we’re not gonna smother him but we’re just—

stede: on the outskirts, right? to make sure he won’t be mobbed for autographs

ed: right cuz he’s a celebrity baby

stede: but then when he needs assistance, we’re—

ed: “you dropped this, sir”

stede: and then he takes it, very businesslike, because he’s a professional

ed: and he understands what we’re saying because he’s a genius baby as well

stede: yes

stede: well—normal babies can do that too

ed: what, understand you?

stede: yeah. i believe so

stede: what? what’s wrong?

ed, in quiet horror: i have said so much stupid shit in front of other people’s babies

[garlculean]

Toadette's gotta lil crush it'd seem...wah ha ha.

[solsunships]

Take a load off! 🛏💤

[chilumitos]

あ ♡ . . ! 🐹 🤞🏻. ⠀⠀⠀⠀๑⠀⠀  

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Movie Lydia Re-Draw from Last Year

Here’s an Old Vs. New comparison!

[dolokhoded]

new dan and phil mukbang dropped 2016 is real

[amphigories]

okay it’s been a couple of months since i finished these but i never posted them on here — my moon gloves! first thing i’ve successfully knit in the round

[butchsupermario]

heres diy wario again!!!! i still love this drawing i need to draw him in his vacation clothes from move it