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towel boy 😌

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this letter is for spirker who has such a fantastic and friendly presence around this fandom and who is an all around lovely person. she makes me laugh with her edits and posts and she is a brilliant, brilliant writer on top of that. I am so lucky to know her and I know many others feel the same 💖

Hi @spirker! You've received a lovely letter. 💌

Crew, be sure to read her fic here.

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The exeptional and one of the kind Eureka / Pāua Ed Teach

📚 by @janesane

https://archiveofourown.org/series/3898150

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

S2.E1 ∙ Impossible Birds

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i just think if ed was a very small and taking a nap in a velvet-lined jewelry box and you opened up the lid enough to let the light in and it didnt quite wake him up but he scrunched his nose and rolled over in his little nest of the softest handkerchiefs and the warmest socks,

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Can you believe I never did their first kiss before? What even am I?

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the twine scene is always so intimate to me... i mean of course it's intimate they fucked last night and stede's still naked. but also like..... stede's a little confused about the twine so he asks and if i was writing this scene in a fic my instinct would 100% have been ed going "uh....yeah idk how that got on there. nothing to do with me" or maybe "yea its um. its avant garde it sort of it it represents like uh a it's a...it's...twine is actually good luck. at sea. not many people know that"

but no he immediately goes "yeah i didnt know what i was doing and i wanted to make this a really nice breakfast tray for you so i panicked and added a piece of string for no reason" idk i think it's very sweet. he knows stede knows he's a dork why hide it

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ITS HERE!

I have written a warm bodies au in tandem with @motherscarf please give their fic a read. They are my Perry. (Iykyk)

I’d do the stars with you, anytime features:

Horny cannibalism

Bruce Springsteen

Spam

Alive Girl

Manic Pixie Dream Zombie

Gratuitous and obnoxious references to Romeo and Juliet

Gay

Trans metaphor for some spice

Licking

Please give it a read HERE ❤️🧟‍♂️

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some people act like izzy would've thrown the first brick at stonewall when we all saw him, on the show, call the cops to kill his friend's crush bc the guy was too faggy

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ed & stede: walking to the train from a concert venue and yes this takes place in new york

ed: fuck

stede: what?

ed: i wish we had brought a joint

stede: oh. damn

ed: you don’t have — do you?

stede: let me check

stede: wait

ed:

stede, holding up his hand with forefinger and thumb pressed together: aha!

ed: you got a lighter?

stede, digging in his pocket: yeah just… here!

ed: light it

stede, flicking the air: shit, i can never do this. here

ed, taking the “lighter” and “joint” from stede: don’t wanna hurt your thumb

stede: i don’t want any, anyway

ed:

stede:

ed: you don’t want any?

stede: nope :)

ed: of the imaginary joint?

stede: oh, ed, you’re no fun

ed, flicking his thumb and then taking a deep inhale: fine. *cough* more for me *cough cough cough*

stede: ed, be careful!

ed, still coughing: don’t wanna waste it

stede: you’re

ed, coughing for real now, bent over and bracing himself on his knees:

stede: do you need your inhaler?

ed, coughing:

stede, pulling his Funky Floral 32oz Owala Freesip from his bag: or some water?

ed, finally catching his breath: that’s actually some really good shit

stede: oh yeah?

ed, holding out his fingers: you want?

stede, about to fake cough so hard he throws up: yeah. give it here.

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stede: what is that

ed, suspiciously quickly: nothing. i mean. what's what

stede: what's that right there. right there. that

ed: oh, uh, that is....a snack

stede: a snack

ed: fun little bedtime snack. you're not interested. you don't like it

stede:

ed:

stede: it's night cheese, isn't it

ed: oh--come on, stede, you know i can't resist night cheese!

stede: you're lactose intolerant, ed

ed: okay! okay. but it's--it's night cheese!

stede: you'll give yourself a tummy ache! and the toots!

ed: i don't get the toots!

stede: you absolutely do get the toots. i'm not going to be the big spoon if you're going to have the toots.

ed: oh my god i don't--i have Never, not even once--

stede: you have. i hope that cheese is worth it.

ed:

stede:

ed: it's brie though. and i have some of that triple berry preserve, and--and--i would be willing to share. come on, you love brie. a little night brie? stede wants a little night brie?

stede: all right. yes i want a little night brie.

ed: yeah i thought so. no one can resist the night cheese.

stede: i'm still not going to be the big spoon though.

ed: oh, come on --

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Little sea critters 🥹

Based on this pattern, and this for Ed’s tentacles

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NEW FIC DROPPING TOMORROW AND OH BOY IS IT STUPID LETS GET THIS DEAD DICK SLUTS

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not to make this into an actual thing but if he really had died in red flags his last living act on earth would have been laughter. btw

i feel like. something. there'ssomething fun in there to fiddle around with between 1.6 where stede slips behind the curtain after his fuckery kicks off like "it's going great so far!" and ed's like "really?? i thought i heard laughter" and stede's like "no those were screams!!! :D" and 2.5 when ed's in the fishing boat with fang reminiscing about knife parade wiggling around in his seat with a big smile on his face and fang's like "ohhh no i wasnt laughing i was screaming cus i was terrified :(" and ed goes WITH ABSOLUTE SINCERITY "oh :( i didnt know that, i'm sorry"

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i feel like. something. there'ssomething fun in there to fiddle around with between 1.6 where stede slips behind the curtain after his fuckery kicks off like "it's going great so far!" and ed's like "really?? i thought i heard laughter" and stede's like "no those were screams!!! :D" and 2.5 when ed's in the fishing boat with fang reminiscing about knife parade wiggling around in his seat with a big smile on his face and fang's like "ohhh no i wasnt laughing i was screaming cus i was terrified :(" and ed goes WITH ABSOLUTE SINCERITY "oh :( i didnt know that, i'm sorry"

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Bonus close-ups:

Edward Teach (S02E03 - The Innkeeper)