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I realized I never posted my Buttons the seagull with hair version on here šš»āāļø and I think we could all use a little more Buttons in our lives.
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Forever obsessed with thinking about what happened at the end of s2e4 when Ed and Stede get back to the ship. Forever obsessed with the whole day catching up with Ed and him almost collapsing from exhaustion once heās managed to climb up the ladder onto the revenge. Like!!! He was literally almost dead that morning! Woke up, head butted the love of his life who he had assumed abandoned him but was suddenly magically there, got chained to a railing in the blazing sun and then kicked off the ship, couldnāt fully tell what was real and fake for half the day, got into the whole Anne and Mary situation PLUS got into a fight with stede (even though it ended okay), and saw a guy turn into a bird!!! Anyway itās been a long fucking day for him and heās dizzy and nauseous and exhausted and he can barely stand up once heās managed to climb back onto the revenge and so!! Stede just takes him to the captainās cabin where itās nice and quiet, makes up the bed for him with whatever blankets he can find and tucks him into bed. He brings Ed water and maybe a little something to nibble on and then goes to sleep on the sofa cause he doesnāt wanna let Ed out of his sight after almost losing him forever the day before,,,
#while stede's making up the bed ed falls asleep face down on the floor#stede turns around and is immediately reminded of 24 hrs ago and yelps loud enough to wake ed up again
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I have something to say. Wait. Let me see if I can get this right.
People always describe Ed as having betrayed his friendsā trust/hurt his friends at he beginning of s2. And while itās undeniable that he hurt them, were they really his friends at the end of s1? Donāt get me wrong he was absolutely on friendly terms with them and was probably on the path to becoming closer friends with them, but they werenāt friends yet.
The crew is still pretty wary of him at the end of s1. Lucius is all nervous going into the captainās cabin calling him āBlackbeard sirā, the crew doesnāt quite know how to react when he sings his little song to them. Thereās still quite a distance between them and I feel like lots of the crew still see him as the legendary Blackbeard (even if he was a lot friendlier than most people made him out to be).
Anyway I think this factors into why Ed spiralled so much at the end of s1. Yes the two biggest factors were Stede leaving him and izzy cornering him when he was at his lowest but I think the fact that he and the crew werenāt super close yet made him feel even more isolated. He didnāt feel like he had anyone else he could rely on, and when the crew suddenly saw him change like that they didnāt feel like they could approach him and ask him if he was okay.
Idk Iām just babbling. I always love the idea of Ed and the crew having been good friends and then them mending their relationships (especially Ed and Lucius omg!). But honestly we donāt really see them get to be close friends in the show before everything goes to shit? If they had been good friends Ed would have had a lot more people to rely on and I feel the crew would have been much better prepared to help him.
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Most blessed type of fandom experience tbh
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"You're insane. We've gotta get going."
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tbh i think ed would be so into a dollhouse. it's domesticity. it's creativity. it's diy arts and crafts. it's teeny tiny versions of things. it's interior design. it's stories. can you imagine a teeny tiny inn in their inn complete with teeny tiny ed and stede who are always posed like they're in the middle of doing something
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i just know they'll be idk hanging out w friends and it's late and ed's tired so he's cuddle up next to/on top of stede and every now and then he will wriggle and move around and get more comfy and he will tuck his face in stede's neck and make little snuffling sounds and licking and nibbling at his skin absentmindedly and also just taking great big inhales of stede as he falls asleep there
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Craigslist, Epistolary, Bicycles, Canon-Typical Angst, Fluff, sarcastic use of ālolā, Our Flag Means Death JanuAUry 2025 Summary:
So, before you ask, this isnāt a baby shoes never worn situation. I bought this bike for myself (still alive) and donāt need it anymore. I think itās a good bike. Wouldnāt know. Never rode it. I can, if anything, say that it doesnāt seem super welcoming. All the fuckin wires and chains and pedals. And maybe if it was pink it would be a little bit more approachable.
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the mortifying ordeal of learning to ride a bike
YAY!!!!!! my januAUry fic is UPPP!!!! @ofmdjanuaury i hope yāall like this one itās sweet and relatively short without the formatting and everything. ENJOY!!
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Ever since Stede's got the go-ahead for a full return to sexual activity after his phalloplasty surgeries, Ed's been a bitā¦insatiable.
Happy sexual sunday! Here's a fun, sweet, t4t pwp. Had the thought "if Stede had phalloplasty, wouldn't his dick have freckles?" then immediately thought "oh shit, Ed's gonna be insatiable about this" and then this fic possessed me. Rated E, 3.3k words!
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Do you guys think that Ed ever āplatonicallyā fell asleep on Stedeās shoulder during the events of season 1?
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sometimes ed gets up in the morning and has to just take a minute at the sight of stede, mussed in the sheets. he never thought he'd ever have something so soft and warm to wake up to.
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