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[suplexjones]

[horrorlesbians]

i want ten million trinkets but i also want my death to not be a burden for those I leave behind

[one-voice-of-many]

Idk maybe that's why

[hazbin-alastor]

Some of my favorite bits from the official Hazbin Hotel comic titled "The Radio Demon / A Day In The After Life" (10.19.2020):

Alastor manifests a hat just to twirl it and then yeet it at some ladies

Alastor cursing up a storm at Vox (officially the very first time he ever curses!)

Alastor drinks Respect Women Juice™ 🧃

[angelicdewdrop]

[zarovichs]

qimir is insane actually. imagine seeing identical twins and then going 'one of you is okay, the other one is extremely hot' and then he can tell them apart without effort. blindfolded even

[heller-castiel]

doing school today for my theology class studying different spiritual disciplines and one of them was the practice of endurance. and something really stuck out to me in the book, and it was this "we have limits that the desire to endure alone will not transcend" and it's like, talking about this mental wall that runners hit, where physically they can technically keep running but it hurts so much. it's just so heavy to keep going, this mental wall that they hit. but willpower alone isn't enough. like, you can be as stubborn as possible and even then, sometimes the desire to endure isn't enough. you have a physical and mental and emotional limit you hit that you have no control over. and it's okay. it's not your fault. you have limits, and that's okay

timothy. i am begging you. please stop making me cry. what the fuck. wha the fuck 😭😭😭

[deer-diary-from-hell]

Do yall fw transfem poppy and transmasc boxten

[geekyfannerd]

"Is that all you got? That's cute~💕" -👑🐍🍎

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[callibrin]

— ʟᴇᴛ's ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ᴍʏ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ!

[suplexjones]

love when nick is a strange creature and matt is a pretty girl

[horrorlesbians]

sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

[emoji-kitchen]

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[pr3ttyf4wn]

"-Ma, m'not rubbin' your feet. Just cause you're pregnant with a baby I didn't even want, don't mean I gotta be all nice nd shit to you." You knew Chris was going to say no, but it was worth a shot anyway. Your feet hurt, being all swollen and achy from being pregnant, and you just wanted your boyfriend to do something nice for you.

"Chris, please, I won't ask you to do anything for me for like a week, you don't even have to talk to me." Your voice has that whiney tone that he hates, but still can't find it in himself to be to mean to you.

He may be a dick head and he might not give a single fuck about the kid when they're born, but his mom taught him better. "Yeah, yeah as long as you'll stop bitchin' about everything."

"Thank you, Chris." A small smile tugs at the corners of your lips when he tugs your feet onto his lap with a huff, rubbing them gently, even as he grumbles and complains about this being bullshit and "y'know I don't have to do this stuff f'you. I could be smoking a joint right now, but I'm here with you, you better be grateful."

a https--roman scroll ☆

[abbyspup]

i need to sink my teeth into her arms like a feral dog (pics from pinterest)

[zarovichs]

one of the funniest things in disco elysium hands down is when you learn your prime suspect for the murder fled days ago because she heard the engine of kim's car and kim's only response to that is 'well i'm so sorry that my car fucks i'm sorry that my dick is huge. anyway'