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heyy

ok i’m bored. find me someone to talk to.

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esotericmajesty:

EM: Good. EM: Just as long as we both know where we stand on that issue. EM: Also, I wasn’t kidding about being here for you.

AA: lol yeah.. AA: i know dirk AA: dont worru i found some foof AA: *food

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cavaliercynosure:

CC: nah its cool CC: got nothing but time CC: honestly i cant believe anyone still keeps up with those comics though CC: pretty much thought the sweet bro buys a van made out of weed and then smokes it arc would have been a deal breaker CC: appreciate it though CC: well then what are you up to rox? CC: botherin bodacious babes aside

AA: na AA: i thought it was a p good way to show juts how high you havr to be 2 do somthin like that AA: im not relly doing anythin ezcept looking for a job AA: i found some old peanutbutter under my bed AA: firts food ive had in days

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well hi jads *jade thats a cool name i wish i wre named afrter a jem i’m rozy *roxy

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well hye there

*hey

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AA: oh dhu AA: im rocy AA:*roxy AA: drik’s friend AA: *dork AA: *dirk

>Roxy: Pester Dave

— alcoholicaristocrat [AA] started pestering cavaliercynosure [CC] at 21:40—

AA: youre dave, rijht? AA: *rifht AA: *right?

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> Dirk: Pester Roxy.

— esotericMajesty [EM] began pestering alcoholicAristocrat [AA] at  02:05 —

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> Dirk: Pester Roxy.

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well hye there

*hey

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AA: there is a (MATHS) % chance of me somehow failing the easiest enterviwe EVER AA: *intervic AA: *whatever AA: i rally need a job 2 AA: i haven't eaten anything in 2 dats AA: *days

> Dirk: Pester Roxy.

— esotericMajesty [EM] began pestering alcoholicAristocrat [AA] at  02:05 —

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AA: dork what are you doin up this late AA: *dirk AA: lol dork AA: isnt it like 2AM? AA: sorry, i was at a job interview AA: anyways, whats up? did you tralk 2 dave yet?

> Dirk: Pester Roxy.

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Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you drink a lot of ALCOHOL. You think you live somewhere on the WEST COAST of America, but you CAN'T REMEMBER. You have a hard time holding down a job because you are an ALCOHOLIC. You know it's bad for you, but YOU DON'T FEEL LIKE YOURSELF. Something isn't RIGHT and you can't seem to think unless you're DRUNK.