#🦌 anon

[ozzgin]

Can I be 🦌anon..? /•//•/ dear lords I love your writing…

Also could I ask for dilf-y slime humanoid with a gender neutral reader? Just a few headcannons or shorts if that’s alright with you 🙏

I immediately thought of Slime Guest who constantly tries to find out your preferences, then morphs into it for the sake of flirting with you. Maybe they snuck inside your backpack as you went to hang out with your friends, giggling at some guy you passed by. Or perhaps they crawled inside your piping again, listening to your shower mumbles, then observing your couch laze where you stare a little too long at a photo.

You can immediately tell that they've done their stalking homework, because the next day, without exception, Slime Guest will coincidentally look like your latest crush.

"Oh, this," they'll yawn nonchalantly, flexing an arm against the wall, "I just felt like it, you know?"

Good Lord, they love seeing that faint blush quickly taking over your cheeks. Pure adrenaline rush. It's a monumental task to not immediately crumble at your feet, begging you to come to their room for some fun. Stay in character, they scold themselves with pursed lips.

Wait, how exactly do DILFs act? They'll ponder awkwardly in front of you before finally mumbling:

"So, uh...How about you come over and I help you with your homework?"

"Sir, I'm the cleaning staff."

[nickssidewitch]

i’m annoyed because the triplets went to their first fashion week which is also matt and chris’s first time traveling outside of the states, and yet somehow someone on here see that as an opportunity to make some fuckass post about how matt is allegedly dating a girl he’s more than likely never spoken a word to in real life ??

like why can’t yall just be happy for the triplets without starting some kind of controversy ? i sure as fuck would not want fans like this. it’s giving blowing out the candles before on someone else’s cake just because it’s not your birthday. - 🦌

THIS! The triplets can’t have milestones without y’all turning them into rumors and controversies! It’s strange.

How about we calm tf down with dating rumors that have literally have zero viable evidence and just let them come out with a partner on their own times?

And stop asking me if I feel like they’re dating a specific person. There’s a reason why they haven’t confirmed/denied anyone specifically EVER 😭

[sea-lanterns]

SINCE IT’S LANTERN RITE!!

imagine lion dance!reader performing and our gf/wife!genshin women rewards us for such a great performance!! like ningguang maybe?? i forgot which liyue chars you do thirsts for:((

i’m going to say that our lion dance will be the southern lion dance since ga mings one looks like a southern lion dance😓😓

-🦌

Imagine if Lion Dancer! Reader were the head of the Lion, and when she moves in front of a particular Genshin woman in the crowd, she sticks her hand out of the mouth to give her a rose as part of the act? I think your Genshin gf/wife would swoon if you did that. Or better yet, imagine if this was before you guys were even dating and you gave them a rose during your performance out of all the other women 😍

Reader’s got that Lion Dancer rizz fr. Nothing says charming like showing off how athletic you are jumping around on poles and maneuvering a giant lion body <3

[pjsk-headcanons]

although a rare occasion, after crying toya goes all emotionally numb (and gets a headache (projection 100%)). whenever the people around him notice he’s a liiiittle more monotone and deadpan than usual they do what they can to cheer him up

most times vbs will just invite him to sing. they acknowledge that toya’s singing won’t be at its fullest when they start; despite this they give all they have and absolutely light up when they start hearing the emotion enter his voice again

the tenmas will put on an impromptu show for him. these often include heinous amounts of audience (toya) participation

mizuki notices that she does a lot of talking when they’re together so instead she encourages him to talk about the latest book he’s reading. he’ll start slowly while pausing without meaning to, but after a little encouragement from mizuki it turns into a full on ramble (mizuki regrets this only slightly)

— 🦌 anon (if there isn’t one already!!)

(p.s; i know who you are 🎲 anon)

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[ohbo-ohno]

I love your works, especially the serial killer ghoap ones. I’ve had this thought on my mind for a bit. It’s not really dark, more fluffy(?) I just started playing ACNH again and it got me thinking, would serial killer ghoap let reader have a switch? I mean, poor reader has seen so much shit and needs at least a little bit of normalcy in their life. Ofc ghoap would monitor them while they played and such, which leads me to my next part. Let’s say reader has gotten stockholm syndrome and isn’t super phased by all the gore in stuff. Reader just sits in a little corner that maybe has pillows or blankets OR a cage that has pillows and blankets and shit like that. But reader just stays in that corner playing their switch while ghoap does their murder stuff. Idk, I feel it’d be a cute image. Ghoap just torturing someone while reader sits in a corner playing animal crossing. Sorry for rambling, I just really wanted to share this thought. Drink water and make sure to eat ❤️❤️❤️

someday i'll write the serial killer fic. i have a full outline of it. i have like 1k done. it EXISTS ok i PROMISE and i WILL post it. eventually

but in the meantime! questions are fun! (also tysm for saying you love my stuff, ily)

i think they'd absolutely let her have a switch <3 in exchange for good behavior

my reader inserts tend to be massive pushovers (mostly in an attempt to not give them so strong of a personality as to be distracting) but the serial killer girl is soft. i think the contrast of really rough ghoap with really soft reader is Primo.

but i also think ghost and soap would fucking eat UP having a soft little thing to take care of. i think this version of them would really get off on the corruption of it all, coming to their girl covered in blood and watching her try to keep her stuffies from getting stained red :( they loooove watching her get all teary and sniffly when they make her watch them torture people, love watching the way she tries to hide her pretty face :(

so of course they let her have a switch! they looove hearing her talk about all her little villagers, love when she tentatively shows them her new island setup <3

and that second part - do you know how hard johnny would get if he was torturing someone and saw his girl completely tuned out and just playing her little game? she'd be lucky if he didn't bend her over right then and there

[rizzanon]

Yayy!! Happy 2k milestone! 🎉🎉🎉

I think I’ll share another idea I have for the Batfam mini series my brain is stuck thinking about but never putting on paper (😭)

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“Now help me find my middle finger. I think it’s somewhere around level three. I want to flip the bird at the higher ups when I give my report.” You swing your severed arm to point at him, but it only flops around like a wet noodle. He takes a step back, eyeing the limb with a mix of horror and something you couldn’t name.

“Do you even feel anything right now?”

“I am actually in immeasurable pain.” You say, looking very much at ease.

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🦌 anon

tysm!!!

and wow!! omg you’re actually making me even more intrigued by the batfam mini series in your head 😭 i might need you to start writing more of these asap HAHA

[ozzgin]

Everyone looks so cozy on top of your head, may I join too? But rather than being on your head, I'd like to be wrapped around you like a scarf or a blanket 💗

- 🎸

I'm not sure how flexible you are, anon. Perhaps it's better for your handle and strings if you just...lay with us.

[nickssidewitch]

do you think any of the boys would call their s/o ‘beautiful’ as a pet name ? - 🦌

That’s such a Chris name 😭

[pupyuj]

MAN i need gp loser yujin so bad😭😭💔💔

- 🦌 anonn

ME TOO ANONNNN i have been thinking about yuj more than normal AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING CUZ IM ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT HER 😵‍💫😵‍💫

but ummm i was just thinking of loser yuj who gets made fun of a lot :(( her bullies somehow ended up with her again in uni and unfortunately it was the exact same thing in high school ☹️ poor yuj having to deal with those assholes again for another four years... and they know exactly what they're planning when they invited her to a party with all the popular students, and then you — the only normal person in there who gets pushed into a closet with the resident loser in a game of seven minutes in heaven 🤭

YUJ BEING SO AWKWARD CUZ SHES ALONE WITH A PRETTY GIRL WHAT A LEWSERRRR 😵‍💫 you're a bit buzzed so you're flirting with her omg,, calling her cute and handsome, standing so close to her that she can feel your breath on her face, and you keep touching her arm.. how could those people out there say that yuj was a 'nobody'? she was very interesting to you!!

eehjgsjbdsj yuj freezing up when you touch her bulge 😳 not that she's never been touched by a girl down there before (oh wow yuj isn't a virgin here??) but she always thought you were so innocent and pure 🥺🥺 but she should have known you were a slut deep within!! especially with the way you took her cock in your mouth with ease,, yuj moaning and tugging at your hair :(( she hasn't had head this good in such a long time!! she got a bit excited,, thrusting into your mouth with little consideration... your gags and whines being music to her ears, she couldn't see your face clearly bcs it was a bit dark inside but with the tiniest light that escaped through the cracks of the door, she could see how you were looking up at her, practically begging her to use your slutty mouth however she wants :((( and that's what yuj does 🤤

holding onto her thighs while she fucks your throat 🥰 she brought you to tears bcs she was just so thick, and she was moving so fast you could barely keep up :((( but yuj looked like she was having a good time!! constantly petting your head, intertwining one of your hands, and when she finally spilled her warm cum all over your mouth, she was thanking you 🥺 but she should have known that it wasn't over yet! you would have been crazy to just let good dick like hers slip away.. so you're definitely inviting her to your dorm room right after the party so she can destroy your cunt <3333 losergirl cock is the best cock 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[sea-lanterns]

do you think xilonen would be the type to fuck in trees?

-🦌

Yes.

Hope you’re not afraid of heights because Xilonen would straight up breed you in a tree. Your first child with Xilonen was probably conceived in a tree because she couldn’t wait 😭

[pjsk-headcanons]

kohane is weirdly good at decorating any type of biscuit to look like a person or animal. this is because, growing up, those little “decorate your own gingerbread man” packs with shitty icing and sprinkles were (and still are) the number #1 holiday activity at the azuzawa’s, weather it’s christmas or spring. she did them so many times she just mastered the art of it

so much so that when vbs get the exact same pack the azusawa’s liked (because someone can’t be trusted in the kitchen while baking, even when he’s supervised) as a team bonding activity, everyone is shocked at how much kohane’s gingerbread men look like everyone else

(i hope this makes sense. did anyone else have these things or was it just me)

— 🦌 anon

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[charliemwrites]

Imagine the shower cabby between Price and his (mostly willing) wife.

Like, almost nothing in there is his, except for a tiny little corner of the shelf with either a 3-in-1 monstrosity or whatever reader forced him to replace it with.

And then the rest of filled with whatever products she uses- or that Price saw and bought just cause he thought she might like them.

He probably walks into a store looking for a gift and just sniffs things until he finds a product with a scent he thinks she would like or that he wants her to wear- and he just lets her figure out what the product actually dose.

Imagine he gives her some product from an anti aging line and she’s just a bit hurt until she realizes he thinks the serum he gave her is hair wash.

On one hand, I tend to see Price as a pretty in touch with his wife type of guy, but I could also see him as just… not being that. At all. Curious to know your take.

(And may I inquire about the availability of the🦌 or🃏Emoji?)

Ohhhh see yes. He has to install a shelf for all the stuff you’ve got. And he also loves invading your showers to pamper you. Wash your hair and body, use the sugar scrub on your legs, lotion you after you get out. Even better if it’s all things he’s bought you.

Also the type of man to sit on the bed watching you do your makeup. He’s obsessed with you leaving lipstick marks on his cheeks.

(Also yes! The 🦌 is all yours!)

[lovelaetter]

been thinking of teen timeline lottie — not minors at the point i'm about to mention, just what it's called 😭😭 after the rescue, she was sent to a psychiatric hospital in switzerland and received shock therapy to deal with her nonverbal-ness. ( to be fair, it was the 90's ) yes, it's fucked up, whoops, but i keep thinking of that as in maybe patient!karina ...

reader's all strict 'n is only seen ever so often when she delivers jimin her meds. pretty girl's all sedated with that vacant stare. she'll write in her journal, gesture at things — anything except use her voice. it's annoying.

being punished by more shocks even though they weren't pre-scheduled ... she knows you're doing this to piss her off, to get her to talk, even if it's just a complaint. she doesn't fall for it, just looks with those narrowed eyes as the mouthguard prevents her insides from being ruined and then spilling out.

and on the red velvet thing, i think of it like this:

irene as lottie matthews. she'd be the false prophet since she's just so pretty and it's so easy to just fall for whatever she says. how can you say no to her wide eyes as she goes on and on about how she sees things, about how drinking her blood-soaked drink will make everything okay.

seulgi as taissa turner. the skeptic who just goes along because her friend (well, girlfriend if we're talking literal ) is buying into everything irene says. even though i don't really picture it like this in other context, i do see joy as the friend due to their separate personalities. tai said it herself: "happy wife, happy life," – season 2, episode 2. another candidate could be misty quigley because of her need for importance and seulgi is so bear to the point she'd do whatever it takes to be able to just hibernate and be praised. lives for the attention despite shying away from it.

wendy as shauna shipman. i don't have much to say here, i just know she'd be morally ambiguous and do her best to turn everyone against each other. she doesn't care what happens as long as she's getting her way and doesn't even bother putting up a front. would be really complex, harboring romantic feelings for another girl and turning that into jealousy and hate to fuel her own motivations.

joy as mari ibarra. doing as told, dickriding irene. happy housewife type thing, making soup with a smile and challenging anyone and everyone who goes against irene because she's really into this 'wilderness' stuff since it's the first time she's ever had so much control. but she could also be jackie taylor since she'd probably be the popular girl who's saving herself for her boyfriend only to find out her best friend, wendy, took her boyfriend's virginity and so on — drama and everyone being jealous of her, leading to self-destruction and wendy blaming herself over it for being a bad friend.

yeri as natalie scatorccio. young and soft. doesn't believe any of this supposedly supernatural force only to end up caring for irene anyway. she'd miss her humanity, herself before she had to behave so primal. but she'd 100% have a homoerotic relationship with irene — hating on her words but clinging onto every syllable anyway. refusing her 'blessings' but second-guessing herself when she can't hunt properly without them.

xoxo, 🦌 nonnie

all of this scratches that an itch inside my brain i didn’t even know existed.

first, patient!rina, it’s so fucked up. the power imbalance, hurting her with the sole purpose of getting a reaction and yet getting none. the way she probably would write pages and pages about you on her journal, so much that if one were to pick it up wouldn’t know if she hates you or if she is in love with you— her brain is a bit fried anyway, maybe she doesn’t know either.

for the yellowjackets thing, with my minimal knowledge, i gotta agree with everything you said and also you have some amazing points like, yeah, irene is the perfect false prophet, who wouldn’t believe in the prettiest girl with the softest voice even if she is saying the most absurd things?

seulgi totally matches the happy wife, happy life thing but you mentioned her being misty as well and tbh, she would be a mix of her and taissa. again, happy wife, happy life but deep down it’s bigger than that, she does things for the need of being important, being seen.

i love wendy in complex scenarios, omg. for the much i know, i don’t even like shauna that much, all i’ve seen makes me think she’s too egotistical, but you know what? let’s go wendy!shauna, give the others problems to solve your problems, you did nothing wrong!

love the idea of joy being the #1 irene supporter but her as jackie… the not-so-one-sided romance with wendy and all the drama, i’m shaking. sure my girl wouldn’t last long and they would have a feast on her body but it happens i guess.

NOW, you have no idea of the size of my smile reading “homoerotic relationship with irene” !! yerene nation rise. don’t care if it’s show accurate or not, i’m having a blast thinking about yeri crawling back to irene’s arms in search for wise words, doubting herself after something she swears she had figured out goes out of control. maybe the prophet knows better after all.

[ohbo-ohno]

Hi! Tysm for answering my switch ask! I love dark fics but at the same time I LIVE for a soft reader. I love the idea of soft reader having a hyperfixation and explaining it to Ghost or Soap while they gut someone in front of you. OR reader explains their hyperfixation to a victim and every time the victim doesn’t pay attention or interrupts reader, Ghoap just take off one of the dudes fingers or something 😊 I just wanna talk their ears off abt animal crossing and what I’m doing on my island while they saw someones limbs off ❤️ Also, would Ghoap ever let reader use their phones for Pinterest? (I spend HOURS scrolling through Pinterest for shit on my island) And would they let reader have Nintendo Online and twitch to get to treasure islands?

(Also could I be 🦌 anon?)

sorry for the late response babe!! looove that emoji, i want to get a tattoo of a deer soon <3

yeah it's not a dynamic i tend to write, just because i love making my reader inserts scared, but there is something soooo fucking funny about a woman who just could not care less about the brutal murder and torture happening right in front of her. yeah i get it, you're making that guy hold his own intestines in, but you have got to hear what just happened in this episode of grey's anatomy-

it's like that fantastic mafia dynamic of "big terrifying man who scares the shit out of everyone who sees him" and "his wife who he's terrified of"

(pinterest is still a banned discussion on my blog. i'll get that account back and then we can reconvene)

i think they'd let her have online access to whatever as long as they can be right over her shoulder to watch :)

[vintage-mama]

It totally slipped Mama’s mind to post this Deer-y! I hope you love it Mama hopes it’s perfect 💞

[hfjonehcs]

music taste headcanons lalalalallaala

liam: talked about him and bryce being punk rockers b4 and i still think this. i think he would like operation ivy, rancid, pansy division, and descendents. he seems like he would also like instrumental/"video game" music.

bryce: similar to liam but idk that many east coast punk bands but i think they would dig dead milkmen. think they would like alt. country, i don't have many examples still but old 97's and the ween country album are personal favs. would also have a soft spot for rap (mf doom, gorillaz, and tyler (jfc i need to listen to more rap))

amelia: coughs and coughs what if she liked bikini kill bc shes from washington.. but more seriously she would like indie/twee stuff. early los campesinos!, dressy bessy, and halsey r main examplez.

charlotte: INDUSTRIAL FAN 🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿 TAKE A SHOWER. seriously though she would like nine inch nails and kmfdm because i love her and want her to. also old 97's because its so good guys.

taylor: whatevers popular (sorry girl) i think she would like emo trinity (fall out boy, mcr, and paramore) w heavy emphasis on fob and paramore though because she would love object hailey williams. and object pete wentz

- 🦌 anon strikes again

Amelia being an indie lover seems so in character

also I always thought Taylor would be a swifty- oop

anyway THESE ARE SO GOOD 🦌 ANON