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[mutantfactor]

Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou

[fallstaticexit]

malcolm had to have seen nancy being unfaithful growing up.. i feel bad for him bc i would not look at my parent the same way (not being homophobic though)

[russellius]

2023 US GP : Sunday

[wouldtheyfuck]

Request will be done tomorrow!

[ch-4-eri]

my birthday is aug 14 btw

[theshadowrealmitself]

Genuinely. Genuinely distraught over the abandoned salamander babies.

[hellodarlingelly]

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[qin-qin16]

I'm going to make a change to my profile again, I didn't like this drawing (just letting you know, I'll probably change my fursona several times until I'm satisfied)

[ohlookmypeach]

Awe Rossi I feel bad for him. He needs help

[go-saeng]

happiness looks good on you channie ♡

[fairsweetlonging]

shen yuan being animal obsessed to the point he starts trying to take everything remotely friendly home with him so one day returns with the xianxia equivalent of a scraggly possom that hisses at everyone it sees and that is definitely poisonous while still insisting its a little baby that needs a home

airplane never really expanded on the common creature worldbuilding in pidw like pigeons and cats and rabbits and raccoons, so shen yuan started filling in the blanks himself and oh boy did he fill it wrong. he pets a fox-like creature the size of a cow with horns and hooves like it's a horse not knowing that would be like trying to pet a grizzly bear. he coos over the owl-cats that live under overhangs and in dusty attics and really really wants one until liu qingge has to drag him away because they're some of the most awful aggressive pests you can have that swoop down on people and claw their faces open when they're mildly displeased.

one time he walked onto his peak with a six-legged spotted weasel in his sleeve bc it's so cute he just couldn't leave it!! not knowing said weasel is known as one of the most vicious predators because they tear through the calf muscles to cripple prey ten times their size and then eat them alive

however, because shen yuan has the disney princess subclass with a +7 proficiency in animal handling, it never goes wrong. he pets the fox-stag without an issue and it even allows him to climb onto its back. the owl-cats love him and happily play with his robes and fetch things for him. the six legged weasel lazes around the bamboo house all day and loves to be pet. the scaggly possom hisses at and hates everyone except shen yuan.

every other animal had to leave, except the possom. that is a fight they did not win. yue qingyuan only has so much strength and those teary eyes are lethal

[forgettingcrowbin]

What…? 🥺💔

I've come to make an announcement…

@forgettingcrowbin is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's Right, she took her bird fuckin feathery dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING wife, and she said her dick was t h i s b i g. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no feathers, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pushing on the MOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

[kyluxtrashpit]

Oleg when Sergey is straight up murdering a random person in public:

Oleg when Sergey wants a haircut:

[efverse]

the olivine lightkeeper🔆

[duusheen]

Our gen 6 heiress is: Pandora Pollock

her goals:

children: 4 (at least two of them must be adopted)

career: Criminal Career - Boss Branch

complete the Public Enemy Aspiration 

marital Status: married

extra goal: earn 100k and lose it all

[skullsandcorals]

Very Late Halloween Post 🎃🖤🕸️ I hope y'all had a good Halloween 🥰🖤

The Queen 👑 & The (Ghost) King 👻

The Lost Prince 💜 & The Thief 💚

doomed yaoi 🍌🐟