#🤣but seriously they are so married to me its hard

[grahamcarmen]

Have a hard time working on jelly au's because I'm like instinctively [gray would not flirt with anyone not carmen. They are married and-]

But like if I work with the co -working haven't confessed yet and gray notices he can turn up the charm with. Mark just to like get thru the mission and the carmen gets jealous and gray goes 😶 hey wait... is she. And then the person he charmed actually sticks around so he asks carmen to help him act like he's taken and she's like . Oh. Absolutely. [Ensue her being a little too into it] And thus they successfully con themselves into a fake date cover scenario+ flirting working towards actual confession + kisses

[luffyvace]

STRAW HAT HEADCANONS

YUP YUP

as a thx for being patient for me not posting all day-

you get the whole crew!! :)

(some of these are based off true stories i’ve heard of from my friends 😭🧍‍♀️)

Luffy

never a peaceful day goes by

hes the type of guy that has to make noise if it’s “too silent”

like bro can’t we get some peace and quiet??

thrives in chaos

his eye to hand coordination is on point bc this man doesn’t think before he does ANYTHING

steals things from his crew even

if he sees something he likes he just takes it

he goes into the bathroom, puts boogers on the tissue then leaves

doesn’t even take it off or flush it

the next person who has to use that bathroom is mortified

when nami finds out and holds a whole meeting to find out who did this terrible act of crime

they find out it’s him he just laughs

per usual

stop this madness.

(he doesn’t)

Zoro

also a menace

not as straightforward with it though

its more like if he gets water everywhere when washing his hands

or spills his drink when pouring it

or pee all over the toilet

he’s kinda like oh whoops

(for future reference- my apologies for who ever you simp for here bc these headcanons don’t hold back)

anyway

sometimes he doesn’t shower after he trains

and just walks in the kitchen full body REEKING 😭😭😭

seriously dude take a shower

”i’ll cool off eventually”

THAT AINT GONNA GET RID OF THE STENCH

it makes me doubt he changes his underwear often enough

he leaves empty water bottles everywhere

it’s worse in the crows nest trust

Nami

thankfully this poor victim isn’t nearly as much as a menace

as long as you pay your beli

is genuinely willing to wait as long as it takes to get that money

and if you die she’s taking your life insurance

if your a pirate and have none she probably just takes whatever money and belongings you own

if it’s gems she’ll keep them but otherwise

she sells your clothes and other stuff that’s not worth much

smells like flowers

yes i said it

every time she comes out the shower something chaotic has happened

ah what a refreshing shower..

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LUFFY UPSET ANOTHER GOD 😱

😡✊ 🤣 💥 😓 😑

you can guess what happened

Usopp

his luck heavily fluctuates

sometimes he can get away with stealing. from. nami.

wow.

to other times getting blamed for farting

by luffy

and no one likes that feeling

has a better fashion sense but just chooses to dress how he does

no reason really

he can do hair and paint nails

nail painting he learned from kaya

would love horse back riding if he tried

he would suck at first tho

likes little children but they always end up beating him up for some reason

‘his cooking isn’t that good!’

‘let’s jump him!’

‘yeah!!’

besides the usopp pirates—they just do

Sanji

he could pull if he just stopped simping so hard

opla sanji is proof

his favorite thing to cook is spicy foods

him and chopper bond over spices bc some are good for your health and all

chopper sometimes recommends new herbs to put in foods

and vice versa for medicine

he helps chopper shop for herbs and such

if zoro wasn’t his big brother it was def be sanji

i love this duo it need more screen time

Sanji is a natural with children

which is why i wanna know why he ain’t wifed up yet?!

still hasn’t had his first kiss

prob would’ve genuinely married pudding if she was regular girl or at least not a big mom pirate

Chopper

sweetest person ever

looks up to all the straw hats

so he picks up bad habits from them

and is influenced by them easily

they use him as a tie breaker for stuff

they all bribe him to picking they’re option

usually robin, nami, sanji or zoro wins

robin bc she uses her psychological knowledge

nami bc she offers to buy his doctor stuff (which is rare)

sanji bc they have a close bond and relate to each other

and zoro bc they’re bond too (and bc he scares him sometimes- like that time in water 7)

asks people to help him with his doctor research

everyone was willing until the time usopp had diarrhea

then he could only convince luffy to do it 😭

Robin♥︎

her stare scares the rest of the straw hats

if it’s not a genuine smile and more like a distant stare that is

shes always observing and watching

theres no hiding secrets from her

she’s knows all

she actually reminds me of a friend i had irl and idk how to feel abt it

she wasn’t a bad person

she was just

just like robin 🧍‍♀️

anyway

i wonder if robin would read stephen king?

she would prob big up the book

only for them to find out it’s pretty dark

she prefers tea over coffee any day

its healthier w more health benefits

it just suits her taste pallet more

plus it doesn’t stain your teeth yellow n stuff..

Franky

SO LOUD

the second he gets up-

SUPERRRRRRR

its kinda annoying

he doesn’t care much if you don’t like it

Luffy is louder ok

your fine

wants robin to think he’s cool

if you don’t get something he said he doesn’t feel like repeating himself

either leaves out more details the more he explains it

or stares at you until you get it

constantly requesting american food for dinner

he doesn’t mind noodles and other around the world dishes

but can he get some pizza??

is that too much??

actually such a kind and considerate person

can relate to sanji on his kindness and empathy being his superpower

♡♡BROOK♡♡

needs so much more attention

the only one who still laughs at his skull jokes are luffy and chopper

sometimes usopp if it was a good one

loves to exchange books with robin but..

sometimes they’re a bit scary

(dude your a skeleton…YOUR SCARY-)

robin listens to him well bc he has a wealth of knowledge

he is 90 after all

maybe brook gets his clothes tailored??( bc who makes clothes so skinny a skeleton could fit them?!)

can play instruments no ones ever even HEARD OF before

randomly re-realizes his generation of people is dead

like now he has to accommodate with the youngsters 😭

i mean people in one piece live pretty long

but still they’re not out here kickin it n allike they used to

like rayliegh-

except he’s younger-

way younger-

ok so maybe whitebeard

but he was still jukin-

IDK MAN

one piece people are weird..

JINBEI

idk much about him especially but imma try

he’s so cool

he can prob cook really well

has very good survival and leader skills

plus instincts

wait how old is he??

ok

looked it up he’s 46

so he’s the 2nd oldest

technically would be first if brook wasn’t a moving pile of bones

yohohoho!

my apologies your right this is jinbei.

ok

i feel like he can dance

like he knows traditional dances of all sorts

i mean he could travel under water pretty fast

he should be able to visit different places right?

besides, he was a warlord

of course he did!

i feel he wouldn’t be a simp

as in for boa specifically

like he’s like i got too much going on to simp over some youngster

ik he ain’t real old or anything

but my dude a grown man

bro ain’t got time

he’s too busy being himothy

i feel he’d like poems

jinbei’s was like the most serious one. and that was still all over the place itself-

i take it back probably chopper or robin

this was fun but it took so long. it’s ok u guys enjoy :). i’m off to watch some anime 🏃‍♀️

oh my GOODNESS. so many tags 🤓

[jodjuya]

Chrono Trigger liveblog part 7 - the final part

Mother Brain: "Hey sexy mama, wanna destroy all humans?"

Also, why is she so mad at humans for destroying the planet when it was that giant evil space monster what did it???

Holy shit she went down easy. Easiest boss fight in the entire game. Only took a single round of combat. Frail old lady robot can't even defeat TWO humans and she wants to erase us all to rule the planet in our absence? Lol. Lmao even.

Pfft, and both the new arms I get for Robo are weaker than the one I got for doing busywork with the reptites. 🙄

I Saved Humanity From The Robot Uprising And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Going through the Black Omen. Ayla's Dino Tail Technique is an unstoppable force of nature. 😈

Going up against Queen Zeal with Lucca, Frog, and Ayla.

Plan is to use Frog Flare and Dino Tail right away as soon as she does her first attack. Should drop her before she gets a chance to do anything else...

LMAO, IT WORKED!

wonder if the same trick will work on phase 2... 🤔

IT DID! 😁

Phase 3 begins...

Nice immortality, idiot. Too bad you disintegrated and your floating fortress crashed into the ocean.

Taking on Lavos with Crono, Marle, and Lucca. The Three Amigos ride again! 🤠

In the face of our combined magics, its outer shell is about as tough as a wet paper bag.

Shell: cracked!

Now to climb inside and set off some more magical nukes where it can REALLY feel them! Gunna make this stupid Space Tick wish it had never been born!

...who's Doan???

"Ours was a short youth."

*cocks her gun*

God I love Lucca so hard. Fuck this girl is amazing.

Oh SICK! Lavos has hand-mouths! I love when humanoid creatures have mouths on the palms of their hands. 10/10 creature design! Symbolism for days!

Well, enough admiring the scenery. Time to vaporise this punk ass bitch of an Evil Space Cicada!

Lavos:

Lucca, what do you mean that it's been harvesting DNA the entire time??? What are you basing that assertion on??? We keep cracking open exoskeletons to reveal a little guy inside, therefore it's been culturing and harvesting DNA for 65 million years? How on earth does it do that from within the core of the planet (Zeal's brainwashing aside)???

(seriously tho, who's Doan??)

((oh, he's the guy that we gave the seed to in The Future?))

Get vaporised, idiot!

I'm getting executed AGAIN?!

Jesus fuck I thought we had already resolved that bullshit. Your soldier boy should have discovered Marle right next to me in bed for fuck's sake. 🙄

I am going to stab that Chancellor.

Wait, where the fuck did Doan and Guardia21 come from?? And Kino?!

Lucca was going to execute Crono as a prank?!

Can the Chancellor's head on a pike please lead our victory parade?

This victory parade is so frigging cute omg!

That's right, Taban! Crono DID save the whole world and deserves a beer for it!

Official confirmation that Ayla is great in bed. Nice!

So Magus isn't going to undo his Frogification spell? He's just going to leave Glenn like that forever?

Robots cry motor oil? 😂

Whoops, forgot to ever feed my cats so they've run away into the time vortex.

...aaaaand so did my mum. Bye mum!

And Crono fist-pumps to celebrate his mother vanishing from existence. 🤣🤣🤣

Are we getting married on the spot?

Oh, no, it's just the bell. But the bell was already there at the beginning, wasn't it? 🤔

At least we have a time machine. Bye dad!

The End!

Pretty good game! I'm not going to be replaying umpteen times to get all the different endings because I have too many other games to play, but it was pretty darn good all the same!

Smashing soundtrack!

Awww sweet! Post-credits anime epilogue of everybody getting married! 😍

Nice, Frog got de-amphibianised after all.

Lucca and her pet robot adopted a time-travelling abandoned baby? 🤣

And then there's post-credits, post-epilogue, bonus credits? This game just keeps on giving! 😂

My main complaint with the game is that Crono's hair looks stupid. Why is anime hair Like That??

There are multiple new vortexes popping up around the place? And an Ending Counter to keep track of which ones you've reached? Those are nice features.

Okay I'm done for real.

[authortobenamedlater]

The scene where John nearly fries Halsey is my favorite of the first season, I think. Even though it’s strange no one ever came up with a fail safe after that Quinn guy cooked himself.

She also gets a cool new human outfit this episode, which I assume is a standard-issue thing, but appears conveniently fashionable, well-fitted, and cleavage-revealing.

This made me snort so hard because I felt the same way watching it 😂 I do like Makee’s shirt though and would totally buy a facsimile if I ever found one.

Aaaand John interrupts thirty seconds in, which is probably not how the military or the law usually works

I laughed SO hard at that scene because a noncom ordering around an officer like that would NOT fly, and John would know that. It was however good drama and sometimes you need to ignore reality for drama’s sake. I still think it would have come off a little better if John had said “Sir, may I have five minutes with Dr. Halsey” or something like that.

Flash clone kids, created just to die in pain? That’s just sick.

That too is straight out of the game universe, but it never gets a whole lot of attention.

TV Halsey is simultaneously very different from and very similar to her game counterpart. TV Halsey is Game Halsey’s worst tendencies run amok. I know a lot of game fans disagree with me on this but I’m holding that line.

Why and how did she even end up with Keyes?

This is kind of a messy retcon in the game universe 😂 and I haven’t read the books about it. I believe they had a casual on/off romance and Miranda was an oopsie. I get the feeling Jacob and Catherine were together longer and more seriously on the show.

In my headcanon, they were married and had a meteoric rise and crushing fall 🤣

(Oh god, she didn’t originally have Miranda for the Spartan program, did she? Is that why she’s so hostile towards her, because she washed out and is therefore ‘flawed’?)

Boring, canon-compliant answer: Miranda is a solid 10 years younger than the Spartan-IIs, so this wouldn’t line up.

Interesting, AU-fodder answer: Maybe Miranda WAS a science experiment? Someone should adopt this plot bunny.

(The Spartan program is being questioned, but if it’s not shut down, how do you get more Spartans?

I know the game universe answer to this, but will hold my tongue because what I know of S2 makes me suspect we’ll find out before long.

Humanity is still limited in its explorations and knowledge of the greater galaxy.

Really, human tech in Halo is not that great, relatively speaking. The Covenant is more advanced and has greater numbers. The only reason they haven’t won already is humans are good at covering their tracks and have better opsec in general.

Watching Halo, Episode 6

We kick off with the immediate aftermath of the battle, and they do a good job of showing the human cost here—my baby Kai screaming in pain, the long, long lines of the injured and dead being carried into the base. The Master Chief claims that he’s fine and Cortana tells him he’s full of shit, which I appreciated. Makee is unconscious—sedated? I assume she couldn’t just sleep through this—and speaking Sangheili (I finally looked up how to spell it).

As everyone but Halsey is off the ship, Master Chief locks her in and gets TALKY as he threatens to murder her. I’m not gonna lie, I adored this scene. There have been throwaway lines about the Spartans’ intelligence, but this is the first time we really see Master Chief show off his specialist knowledge and problem-solving skills. He’s positively chatty in a very unnerving way as he explains how Halsey will die—if Cortana doesn’t take over his body and stop him, which she doesn’t. He doesn’t go through with killing Halsey (unfortunately, though I very uncharitably enjoyed listening to her panicked screams. A+ acting). I’m not entirely convinced that his test actually proved what he wanted it to—we know Cortana is programmed to take him over completely if needed. Is her access to that function still blocked by Halsey, or did Cortana choose not to use it? If it’s still blocked, was Halsey unable or unwilling to give that access in time to save herself? (She, or her clone, has already shown herself willing to die for her vision if necessary.) Chief seems to assume Cortana would do anything to save Halsey because she’s her creator—but is that true? What does Cortana want?

Makee, like the sledgehammer she is, is going straight past subtle and demanding to speak to the Master Chief and no one else to give up Covenant secrets. How does she even know who he is, gang? If this weren’t a 9-episode season I would have enjoyed them screwing with her by trotting out every other Master Chief in the UNSC before finally letting her talk to John, but we gotta keep things moving, instead. His tough-guy act lasts all of thirty seconds before she drops the term “blessed one” and he crumbles. If she’s so important, Chief, how did she get away? (Also, did she have star charts memorized as a kid and access to nav data as a prisoner? How does she know what the human name of this star system is? I know, if she didn’t we wouldn’t have a show, blah blah blah.) She also gets a cool new human outfit this episode, which I assume is a standard-issue thing, but appears conveniently fashionable, well-fitted, and cleavage-revealing.

Meanwhile, there’s politics and the brass backstabbing each other because their brainwashing & slavery program isn’t running as smoothly as they hoped. (No one reads history OR scifi around here.) (Are the Spartans even paid? What do they spend it on? They need a union.) Consequences are catching up to Halsey in the form of some sort of interrogation (mar dhea, as we say in Irish—as if! I’m certain she’ll wriggle out somehow). Aaaand John interrupts thirty seconds in, which is probably not how the military or the law usually works and in the real world would almost certainly be enough to get her off scot-free, to question her while Parangosky and Keyes watch virtually. “He’s going to think we’re complicit!”/ “Margaret, we ARE complicit!” made me laugh in a very dark way. Miranda slips in at one point, too.

Villain monologue! I have to say, I HATE this sort of villain more than any other. Humanity is too violent, so I, supergenius, had the ~unprecedented~ idea to make a group that’s even MORE violent! No one’s ever thought of that before! Babe, you just reinvented the military and cops, except now they have bigger guns and less connection to their home communities. When we say in PoliSci that one of the definitions of a state is “the entity that maintains a monopoly on violence”, this is literally what we mean. So other groups are now incentivized to create their own Spartan programs to compete with you, or some other arms-race solution? (And this is leaving out all the child abuse, fascism, and “who decides?” of deploying a hyperviolent solution.) Dear Halsey, your ideas are unoriginal, inefficient, do not scale well, and are ultimately ineffective. Please see me after class.

Speaking of the child abuse, holy God, the rest of her explanation was truly horrific. Flash clone kids, created just to die in pain? That’s just sick.

I feel for Miranda, who just got her entire vision of her mother as anything other than a monster ripped from her, and I appreciate that her response isn’t to make it about herself, it’s to offer sympathy to John and then snap to when he asks her for help. How much of this is also a revelation for Cortana, given that she keeps saying that Spartan records don’t exist? Whether she knew and is having that knowledge recontextualized, or whether she’s hearing all this for the first time, she’s about to have choices to make herself. John wonders how much control Cortana has over him, and I’m over here wondering how much control Halsey has over her. The other person who gets to learn all of this is poor Kai, who gets the less-than-comforting reassurance from Master Chief that they’re still Spartans, and the even-less-comforting words, “Get better, 125. I’m gonna need you.”

Back with Halsey, she faces her first-ever consequences when Parangosky reassigns her and has her kicked out, giving her lab, the Spartans, and the artifact over to Miranda. I still don’t trust it will last, but it’s nice to see her outmaneuvered at least once. (Referring to John’s very real anger and anguish as “theatrics” and laughing over the idea that anyone could possibly arrest her? Someone push her into a volcano. Preferably right after she watches Miranda comes up with some brilliant breakthrough that leaves everything she did in the dust, and more, shows it for the flawed bullshit it is.) (Can you tell I am starting to REALLY dislike this woman.)

Miranda gets the lab, which is stark and huge with giant screens, much more glamorous than her previous cluttered, normal-monitor-filled premises. Nice set design there. I’m not sure if she realizes it’s also her invitation to become as complicit as her parents. (The Spartan program is being questioned, but if it’s not shut down, how do you get more Spartans? How will she justify keeping  those pellets in the other Spartans’ backs? Or is she about to start a little rebellion of her own?) But of course, her access is immediately compromised by her mom demanding to see her. *insert Admiral Ackbar gif here*

It absolutely is a trap, as expected. I assumed it would be a bug planted on Miranda to take back to the lab, but it seems Halsey used a high-tech contact lens to copy her daughter’s retinal data. 1. I am surprised she didn’t have that already, weirdo that she is, and 2. This is why biometric data is a disaster. It sounds super fancy and science fiction-y and unhackable, but the problem isn’t your body being hackable, it’s the MACHINE being hackable. It doesn’t know where the data is coming from, just that it IS the correct data, and you can change your passwords BUT YOU CAN’T CHANGE YOUR EYEBALLS.

Ahem. Meanwhile, in terms of character work, Halsey pulls this all off by pretending to get emotional, but does it in such a weird and off-putting way that it’s believable for her. I have so many questions about this woman. Why and how did she even end up with Keyes? Why did she even HAVE a kid? (Oh god, she didn’t originally have Miranda for the Spartan program, did she? Is that why she’s so hostile towards her, because she washed out and is therefore ‘flawed’?) Telling Miranda “I’m sorry that you’re upset that I’m a sociopath” was a hell of a move.

Eventually Cortana breaks through to Halsey (who is debuting her new line of loungewear, incidentally). Interesting that Halsey takes credit for Adun’s work. Cortana, you really, really need to consider your life choices right now…

Meanwhile, there’s some drama around finding the planet Makee told them about, which gives me a bit more of the worldbuilding—they’re using telescopes to find it, not relying on previous charting missions or sending a ship in person. Humanity is still limited in its explorations and knowledge of the greater galaxy. (Could they find friendly aliens at some point? Allies against the Covenant?)

The doubt is enough to send Master Chief and Miranda running to the artifact, fortunately not with Makee in tow just yet. (John’s level of suspicion is pleasantly surprising.) Clearly Kai’s humanizing of the team worked, because Miranda is obviously worried about John as a person as they argue over him touching the artifact again. Halsey, Adun, and Cortana all watch as John nearly fries his brain—and Makee’s as she goes into an instantaneous, identical medical crisis. He inevitably remembers her words and is able to accept the power and suddenly they’re both having a vision of a ring planet of some kind. Aaand it immediately turns into a “We See Each Other” moment. Of course it does.

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. Hi guys! Im trying to find a fic (completed i think) where wwx was a war hero(or something) then became a concubine. Cant remember much but just that he went with wrh but killed wrh with a power that the jiangs were concerned would kill wwx as well. There was a conspiracy to poison the lans and allies. Sorrry i know its not much. Couldnt find it anymore in ao3.

FOUND? I Started From the Bottom/And Now I’m Rich by x_los (E, 57k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel, Fix-It, Arranged marriage, WQ Lives, Sugar Daddy, Black Widow, Crack treated seriously, YL WWX)

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2. hello mods and others! i have a request for the fic finder. its a modern au wangxian fic where lwj starts getting letters (and eventually gifts) from someone (i forgot if there was an alias but it was wwx writing them) in his locker. they basically become penpals and wwx 'challenges' (?) lwj to try to find/catch him. i remember something about wwx leaving the school for unknown reasons, and i no longer remember how exactly it ends. i remember wwx was friends with mianmian and the first time lwj almost caught him, he was in conversation with her while placing a letter. the fic is somewhat clear in my head but i just cannot find it! thank you for this blog mods as well!! what you guys do is very nice, so thank you :D

FOUND? unrequited letters by Anonymous (T, 5k, WangXian, Modern AU, High School Pining, Crushes, Unrequited Crush, Fluff, Light Angst, Humor, First Kiss, Secret Crush, Love Letters, Secret Admirer)

FOUND? [Yakult] How It Began by Lanforyourlife (G, 14k, wangxian, modern, high school au, falling in love, letters, butter knife angst)

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3. Hey I'm looking for a fic. Thank you for helping me search for it. This is the plot: Wwx gets caught by jgy for spying at the koi tower. Then, jgy brings the whole of the koi tower to wwx's and lwj's room. Wwx comes up with the brilliant idea for him and lwj to make out as an alibi. The whole koi tower gang storms into wangxian's room while they are kissing. Then, the whole gang awkwardly leaves... but lwj and wwx decide to make out some more. 🤣

FOUND? Shifting Suspicion by scifigeek14 (T, 3k, wangxian, canon divergence, making out, blushing, first kiss, getting together, mildy dubious consent)

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4. Apologies in advance for the lack of details but I'm trying to find a fic I read where wwx asks lwj to fake date but lwj actually agrees to date for real? I *think* the agreeing to date for real is a trick of phrasing that only is revealed at the end of the fic but I'm not sure, it could be immediate. Also probably a modern au? Thanks @inemmasmoonlight

FOUND? Out of the Bin and Into Your Heart by Alaceron (T, 27k, WangXian, Modern AU Fake/Pretend Relationship, Oblivious WWX)

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5. Hi! I was wondering if you could help me find a fic? I only remember one scene where LWJ said something (or assumed something) that led to a misunderstanding between him and WWX. When it cleared up, LWJ said "What have I done to you?" and WWX answered "I think you broke my heart a little". I'm sorry if it's super vague, but I can't remember anything else, except for the fact that it was almost certainly a complete fic with only one chapter. @blueghost13

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6. Fic finder, where lwj has prosopagnosia. Wwx was talking about jc looking at him as if he was a different person then asked lwj why he doesnt have the same problem as jc. He later admitted to not remembering wwx face coz he was face blind. It was oneshot, probably.

FOUND? Faces by osiesaur (G, 1k, wangxian, faceblind LWJ, LWJ pov, WWX in MXY’s body, married)

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7. Hello mods! Thx for all ur hard work I hope yall aren't working yourselves too hard! There's this fic I have been trying to find where WWX saves a disciple from a monster but when he somehow fails, the disciple runs away and he's attacked but luckily LWJ is there to save him BUT the monster's poison gets in his eyes and he becomes blind? And it was actually LWJ orchestrating it all because he wants WWX to depend on him? And WWX moves into the Jingshi and LWJ kinda takes advantage of him?? @sentientcongee

FOUND? Blinded by Love by Blueflower740 (E, 3k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Rape/Non-Con, Dark LWJ, Blind character, Getting together, Dependency, Manipulation, Oblivious WWX, Explicit Sex, Possessive LWJ, Good sibling JC)

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8. Hi 👋  for the next fic finder, can you please help me find a wangxian au that i read awhile back. I think its a time travel fix it where both or just wwx travels to the past. I remember wangxian finding a xuanwu egg in the cave and it hatches in their presence because theyre soulmates or something along those lines. They end up with 5 eggs that hatch (all mythical beasts).

FOUND? ❤️ Fallen by Jaywalker_Holmes (M, 151k, wangxian, Mojo’s post)

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9. Hello! I was hoping you could help me find a fic. I'm pretty sure it was complete. The only things I remember is that WWX was brought back and found out (Emperor?)LWJ had sculptors make statues of a naked WWX to worship. I appreciate any help!

FOUND? Blessed Wi-Fi is Back by Anonymous (T, 4k, WangXian, Ancient Rome, Crack, Emperor Hadrian and Antinous Au, Cultivators in ancient rome, Anachronism, not a historical fictioni don't have a degree in greek or roman history) "Or in which, Emperor Lan Zhan, distraught after the death of his beloved, orders a cult to worship Wei Ying and naked statues of Wei Ying are erected everywhere as a result."

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10. Hello! Thanks for all your work. I hope you guys can help me :’). I lost a fanfic where skin Ling received a letter saying that WWX was annoying people in a little town, but he was actually dying. Long story short: WWX ended helping JL in Koi Tower and then he decided to bully JWY and LWJ because WHY would they leave WWX alone when he likes responsibilities? I hope someone remembers the name because I really want to reread it, if I remember correctly, this fanfic is complete. Thanks for helping!

FOUND? Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 63k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Protective WWX, Protective JL, POV JL, jC & WWX Reconciliation, eventually, Reluctant Matchmaker JL, this kid is doing his best)

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11. Hi!! For the next fic finder can you help me find a fic where WWX is a little, and the Jiangs refuse to let him become little. In the story there were 3 types of people: Carers, Littles, and I think like someone who isn’t either. So when they go to CR, LWJ finds out, and he tries to help WWX get away from the Jiangs. It’s been awhile since I’ve read it, and I can’t find in my history. I would really appreciate the help!

Hey!! I’m the anon who asked for #11 on the recent fic find. It wasn’t Being Vulnerable is the Only Way to Allow Your Heart to Feel True Pleasure. I definitely remember that both JC and JYL went to CR with WWX, and they were both making sure that WWX didn’t regress into a little. Another scene that I kind of remember was that LWJ discovered that WWX was a little while he was writing the rules in the library. And another scene is that WWX basically has a breakdown when he witnesses MianMian being able to regress into a little

Not FOUND Being Vulnerable is the Only Way to Allow Your Heart to Feel True Pleasure by Anon (T, 1k, wangxian, JYL/JZX, YZY/JFM, little space, headspace, age regression, little WWX, caregiver LWJ, fluff & angst, abuse, self-hatred, WIP) series MDZS little space adventures

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12. anyone know a fic where lwj is injured and stuck in animal form and wwx cares for him? i remember he was stuck in a tank with wwx other pet lizard and at one point he grows big and the tank breaks. the lans are looking for lwj - lxc has a crush on either nhs or jc in this. pretty sure its a modern au - it is not fell by you or love always wakes the dragon

Hello i sent in a request to help find a fic but i found it myself lol - the one where lwj is injured and wwx take cares of him and there is another pet of wwx (thought it was a lizard but it was suibian as a gecko) and the lans are looking for him. i said lxc had a crush on either nhs or jc but i was wrong and it was nmj! (Love at first bite by luckymoonly if you were curious)

FOUND! Love at first bite by luckymoonly (M, 14k, WangXian, NieLan, Modern AU, Fluff, Humor, Dragon Lans, Smut, Mpreg)

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13. Hello! I would appreciate any help finding these two fits! A) one is where wei wuxian makes up a story about knowing little lan wangji to try and explain why he wouldn't let go of him. I'm pretty sure wei wuxian time traveled but not lan wangji. B) fem!wei wuxian is engaged to jiang wanyin but both don't feel romantically attracted. Jang wanting like wen Qing and wei wuxian lan wangji. Thank you!

13A)

FOUND? Come Back to Me by s6115 (M, 9k, wangxian, time travel fix-it, cloud recesses study arc, soulmates)

13B)

FOUND? This Tumblr Fic by @shanastoryteller  [the 3rd part is linked bc it has the links to part 1 & 2, but the post refers more to the first part. also, i tried to look and im not sure how to tell if there are more than the three parts i found sorry] Link to part 5 that has previous parts linked ^^

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14. Heyhey, thank you for doing gods work! I'm looking for a modern day fic in which little A-Yuan got lost in de mall (i think he ran outside to watch some sort of festival?) And dad!lwj is freaking out and wwx finds little A-Yuan and takes hil vack to his appartment and feeds him pancakes. There is a policestation, they know wwx and wen qing is an officer there. Pls help me find this fic and thank you! @follyfallenflapdragon​

FOUND? I know what my heart wants by yakuso5u (Not rated, 28k, wangxian, modern, single parent LWJ, fluff, pining, getting together, accidental child acquisation, domestic, slice of life)

The ask from @follyfallenflapdragon I don't remember the name but I recognize the fic! Wwx found yuan out by the highway while walking home from work and it was like night and winter and ly wasn't dressed for it so wwx was like omg small child about to freeze to death so his first thought was GET HIM WARM so he took him home which was nearby & didn't get around to calling cops before they already found him. Lz wants to kill him thinking he kidnapper until wens vouche for him & realize he savior

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15. Hello!! Please help me find this fic i read a while back.WWX was in a gang and LWJ was a detective or something. They got married to save WWX. There was also some thing related to WWX 's parent's death.His parents were scientists. Something happened to LWJ and he lost his sense to feel any touch. I don't really remember much. It was quite a long fic. Please someone help me🙏🙏.

FOUND? #15 is a fic by Shinnochi and she deleted all her fics on AO3 cause she was bullying some writers online and one of her victims collected all the proof. So she had to delete her account.

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16. hi ❤️ for fic finder, id reaaally appreciate your help! the only thing i remember is that jc finds out that wwx doesn't have a core but wwx tells him some lie about the reason (wzl?), but later they're at LP i think? and wwx confesses the truth to jyl but jc was standing at the doorframe, hears everything, yells a lot, and then ??? yunmeng sibs feels ig? its not Tether or The most dangerous thing is to love (both wonderful).. i feel like i went thru every single core reveal fic ctrl+f-ing the word door 😂

hi, i asked for 16, and sadly its not the fic suggested (even though its a great angsty fic 😭), i remember reading it in like 2020, and i think the reveal happens in the great hall or throne room or whatever its called. thank you!

NOT FOUND! Silence Like A Cancer Grows by julomaiboulomai (M, 12k, JC & WWX & JYL, LXC & WWX, canon divergence, truth curse, suicidal thoughts, hurt/comfort, dissociation, golden core reveal, hopeful ending) Theres a scene like that in it, but Jiang Cheng is around a screen rather than a door.

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17. Hey! First time asking for help finding a fic! Hope you can help me, all I remember is that they’re in a village investigating the murder of several ladies by the hand of the ghost of a young master (his parents were looking for a bride for him and he killed all the prospects) that was actually in love with a servant in his manor, hope that’s enough to find it!

FOUND? let me sing to you by greybird_crookedbranch (T, 61k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Angst with a happy ending, BAMF WWX, Case fic)

FOUND? that’s Prayer for the Dead by Shinocchi it’s gone from AO3 but retrievable on the Wayback Machine (be aware that Shinocchi has become persona non grata in the fandom for reasons you can look up on Fanlore.)

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18. Have you ever read this modern wangxian ao3 fic, i can't remember if its a FWB fic or Sugar Daddy fic, where Lan Qiren wants LZ to stay away from WY because "he was a bad influence" and so LZ promises himself it would be the last time he will meet WY. He always prepare him breakfast tho because WY always seems to be starving. Until one day, because LQR found out, he decided to finally "break up" with WY, and he regrets it because he made WY cry and didn't even get to touch the food. Thank you!

FOUND? Honesty is the Best Policy (Except if You’re an Asshole) by piecrust (E, 22k, wangxian, college/university au, porn w/ feelings)

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19. Heyo Mods! Im looking for a fic where LWJ’s co workers forced him to drink in secret and dumped him in a bar. WWX works there and he took him to a cafe i think. LWJ stole WWX’s drink I remember. WWX called LXC and he came to get him. It was very cute. I kinda remember WWX drawing something and LWJ keeping it. The next day when he’s sober he came again! That’s all i remember. Help me please🥺

FOUND! i know who i want to take me home by ScarlettStorm (E, 16k, wangxian, modern, bartender WWX, drunk LWJ, caretaking, meet-cute, fluff, comedy, smut, minor angst)

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20. Hi! I'm looking for a fanfic where wwx and lwj were making out in the woods and Lan qiren caught them and then suddenly wwx caught a panic attack because he was scare he would be kicked out?

FOUND? 🧡Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 348k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement) (There's a scene like that in ch.8 ~ Mod C)

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[higheldertala]

4, 5, 11 a d 20. Be salty af 🤣

i walked right into that one didn’t i? 😅 okay salt ahead

4.) who is your least favorite doctor? why?

i think no one will be surprised with this one, probably thirteen, for a multitude of reasons mostly due to the awful writing. i don’t connect with them at all and unfortunately they have not grown on me over time. one of my big grievances with them is the complete lack of relationship between them and the companions (which is a big influence on how i rate doctors - i think five suffers from this as well) i could forgive bad writing/ stories a lot more if the i was invested in the characters and unfortunately this era scores zero on both accounts. also the inconsistent morality is hard to watch as well.

5.) any complaints about the show?

a big question without going into specifics. like every fan, i have many, blanket complaint this era, goes without saying 😅. i can critique/ complain about any era so i’ll (try) be fair and give some for each.

classic who (i know there are different eras within classic but for simplicity im grouping it) - (bigotry of the time aside) pacing of stories mainly, (obviously this is a product of its time so i don’t hold it too harshly and accept it for what it is) also companion exits are very underwhelming and marrying them off for reason to leave is 👎

rtd - more personal taste, but russell’s tendency to up the ante in every series finale is not my cup of tea. once you get to ‘all of reality is at stake’, i’ve lost my investment in the story. also his obsession with a certain companion. i like rose don’t get me wrong, but russell couldn’t seem to let her go throughout his whole era.

moffat - (many lol) mainly his treatment of his female characters is awful, complicated plots/ arcs, doesn’t understand the concept of death, the amount of body comments through this era, also a niche one but the overly large time skips in the doctor for little reason, seriously 4 and half billion years is taking the piss

chibnall - (it’d be quicker to say things i liked about this era lol) lack of any depth of character, lack of sense of morality, bad dialogue etc etc.

11.) least favorite companion?

the cop lol 💀 or basically any of the fam although this is more from a writing standpoint (im sorry im very harsh on this era 😅). i think ch*bnall’s take on the companion role is an insult to the show. the companion has never been background furniture just to give the occasional line. no the companion does not always have to save the day but they have always been characters in of themselves which contributes to the stories and plot. the doctor/ companion relationship is also essential to the show which is basically non existent in this era too. yaz unfortunately makes it to the bottom because she has been here the longest without adequate contribution. a three season companion should have way much more going for them.

20.) if you could change anything about the show, what would it be?

im gonna take this as changes to the show in general, to which i would say (obviously budget and production restrictions aside) definitely need to go off earth more, and definitely need an alien companion. wish list things, i would say having longer seasons (stop reducing the episode count bbc!), exploring the tardis more (seeing the companions’ bedrooms), also i’d give the master a long term companion.

[justafairytailofinnocence]

Hey, I was swiping away at tumblr and found your blog, it looked really interesting so I decided to make a match-up request. If its not too much trouble of course.

I was thinking, for Supernatural(if you are still doing them, I saw some past works with it but I didn't see it on your list) and Narnia.

I would like a one-shot, dialoge and scenario, and theme song.

Now without further ado

Ok so physically I am a 6' guy, i have really light almost golden brown eyes, orange hair, I'm decently built, want to work on myself a little more, this is irrelevant, I'm straight.

Personality wise, well I've been described to be kind of the scary friend. I've been know for not talking to anyone until I gain trust so usually i act like an angry introvert until I get adopted by a cheery extrovert, and then i show my true colors.

With my close friends i really talkitive, i love debating and making jokes, but not normal jokes i have a very Deadpool like humor, it's definitely an acquired taste for some people

I'm very loyal, i will fight till the end for anyone who matters to me but I'm difficult to open even to some friends ive had from 5 years ago i still am really closed off i don't like bothering other people with my problems.

Im also the advise giving friend i help my friends get over breakups, realize their feeling give them support everything, but i still won't talk about myself 🤣 i know it's not healthy but hey what can you do.

My love language is physical touch, nothing sexual, a hug, hand holding, grabbing the waist while walking, thingsike that.

I also think that the small things in relationships are whats really important, and that a relationship isn't 50/50, some days one person in the partnership has to give a little more when the other is t feeling well, it's about being there for the other person no matter what.

I ignore my emotions when it comes to liking someone, ignore it souch i even deny it to myself until it's to obvious or strong for me to ignore it.

I love teasing my friends, it's one of my favorite past times

And yeah, i don't think i have any more to say🤣

Anyway thank you in advance, and you've already got my follow!

Hello dear💖, unfortunately I'm not into supernatural I only remembered Sam and dean.

However I did Narnia so I hope your happy with that sorry if the oneshot is short.

For Narnia I ship you with:

Susan Pevensie✨

She is a strong character to say the least and takes everything seriously but wants peace. She does have sympathy.

She would be strong and yet she would need someone like you to protect her.

You come into the world by mistake since you were friends with Edmund and had to fight along with the other siblings.

The two of you have growing attraction once the adventures become more longer.

Susan had to protect her family and yet it would take her some time to start a relationship.

You: so, Susie what’s your next plan huh? We saved Narnia.

Susan: perhaps we shall see *holds onto you while walking through the passage way back to earth*

Susan was described as the best-looking queen in all of Narnia.

You were a knight and one of the best fighters there was, you protected the siblings even Caspian is jealous.

The two of you married outside of Narnia and had a normal life with your child being the next heir to the throne. They join in the adventures in the next generation with your hair and her eyes.

One-shot:

You had finally won the battle; Narnia was finally at peace, and everyone was ready to head back home. You couldn’t help but feel rather glad it was over, you saw Susan looking over toward the land. “We did it Susie, aren’t you glad” Despite the battle being over, Susan felt at home in Narnia, but she would need to go back home.

“Yes, I suppose so” you gripped her soft hand with a smile “come on I’ll be here right with you”. The two of you held hands as you walked home back to earth. You had hard feelings for the girl after all, you couldn’t wait to tell her how you felt.

Your theme song:

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta✨

[thelreads]

"OH FOR FU- TWILIGHT! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU LOOKED ON HIS FILES AND YOU SAW ALL THE CLUES THAT HE WASN’T WORKING AS A MINISTER, AND YOU STILL DECIDED TO MARRY YOR?!"

Why wouldn't he??? I mean, that's a goddess before him, asking him to marry her. Why wouldn't he???

*ahem*

In Twilight's defense, at that time he really was in a pinch, wasn't he? He needed a wife under 48 hours. Plus his initial check showed that Yor was just a hard working city hall clerk. A very mundane, invisible, ordinary citizen. With amazing physical power and agility, but of course we don't talk about that. As the best spy in the world, Twilight just improvise with everything within his proximity. 😏😏😏

(Seriously, this guy suspects every person, except when the person is Yor or Anya).🤣🤣🤣

Fair point, can't fault Twilight on that one. Hell, we wouldn't blame him i he married her even knowing she was an assassin since its Yor we're talking about; we all would've done the same.

But now that you mentioned it, I'm starting to see a pattern here, with the people Twilight seems to be tricked by: they were all woman. Think about it, Yor shows amazing physical skills and he never suspects her, Anya knows things she shouldn't know and he never suspects her... Hell, he even misinterpreted Becky as being in cahoots with the enemy to sabotage the mission, even though that's literally a six-years old. So far, it seems to me that Twilight is blindsided by women in general.

[marvelwoman-sugarbaby]

GAAAHHHH IM SO EXCITED TO READ THIS 😆 SORRY BUT IM TOO EXITED TO GIVE A DECENT STARTER TO THIS REBLOG 😆

OMG THIS IS TOO CUTE 😆🤩 OMG I SHOULD CALM DOWN BEFORE I CONTINUE… Okay I took a second to just breathe but I have no doubt I’ll be back to screaming in no time 🤣 I love that R woke up and was about to go to sleep but was happy when Wanda called her. OH AND THE SMILING GAHHH… well that didn’t last long… I tried but if I end up screaming I’m not stopping myself anymore 🤣

R YOU STUBBORN ASS WHY CANT YOU JIST GO ON THE DAMN DATE!!! AND WANDAS NOT OFF THE HOOK EITHER WITH HER (in mocking voice) “This is just part of the plan.” PART OF THE PLAN? WELL BITCH IF THATS “Part of the plan” THEN IM FUCKING METALLY STABLE!! 😤 But I mean the calling each other future wife is makes up for it… a little. But it’s still cute 🥰

HAHAHA YES WE LOVE PICKING UP THE PHONE AND THINKING ITS ONE PERSON WHEN IT REALLY THE FRIEND THAT LOOOVES TO TEASE 🤣 YES I LOVE YELENA FINDING A WAY TO BRING UPTHE KISS 😂

Ahhh now it’s Wanda’s turn to get bombarded by her friends 😂 it wasn’t the smartest to start rambling cause now she has to also deal with the teasing AND come up with a lie on the spot 🤣 At least R could just hang up and avoid it all together until she has a story.

Wanda: Yeah it was just part of the plan.

Me who saw the smut warning at the beginning: 🧍🏻‍♀️🤨 So I guess you’re gonna say that’s apart of the plan too huh.

I know I’m stubborn but at least I can admit it and I’m not NEARLY as bad as Wanda and R 🤦🏻‍♀️… Actually now that I think about it I might be just like Wanda if this situation happened… DAMN IT 😫 WELL AT LEAST I CAN ADMIT IT UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!

AAAHHHHHH WANDA CHECKING THAT R LIKE HER IS SO CUTE 😍 YESSS JAMES YOU SPIT THE FACTS AND YOU SAY I TOLD YOU SO WHEN THEY GET MARRIED 🤣 Awww I love protective brother James it’s so cute this whole chapter has been so cute so far 🥰

Haha I love Natasha and Yelena's sisterly banter 🤣 it actually seems like something that would happen between them 😂… There’s many FINE difference between R and Wanda but one of them is at least Wanda can lie and sell it 🤦🏻‍♀️

YAYAYAY WANDA'S WITH R AAAAHHHHHH OMG AND YELENA AND NATASHA SEEING THE SPARKLE IN WANDA'S EYES 😆 AND THE FOREHEAD KISS AAAAHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT I MIGHT JUST COMBUST 😆😆 OMG GOD MOM YOU CANT JUST THROW IN A HUG AND NOT GIVE A WARNING BEFORE HAND GGAAAHHHHH HEHEHE 😆 WANDA CALLED YOUR DAD BEFORE ASKING OMG 🤣 TELL ME YOU'RE DESPERATE FOR A DATE WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'RE DESPERATE FOR A DATE 🤣 THE ASS

OH COME ON R I HATE YOU AND YOUR DAMN STUBBORNNESS 😭😫 SERIOUSLY WHY CAN YOU JUST TELL THE TRUTH AND THE SAME THING GOES FOR WANDA I MEAN SERIOUSLY HOW HARD IS IT TO ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE EACH OTHER 😭😫 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!?! YOU BOTH COULD JUST TELL THE TRUTH AND MOVE THE WEDDING UP AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER BUT NOOOO YOU BOTH HAVE TO BE AS STUBBORN AS YOU ARE IN LOVE 😑😭

Anyway I loved this chapter so much 🥰 It was beautifully written and every time I read something you’ve written I’m always amazing at how fantastic your writing is 😍 Have a lovely day and night. Don’t stress yourself but take care of yourself. Love Ya 💗

See Ya ✌🏼

Ten Days (W.M) Pt. 4

Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader (Modern AU)

Summary: Y/n and Wanda is stuck in an arranged marriage. What will happen when both of them have their own deals to be done in ten days?

Warning: 18+ SMUT, swearing words, fluff, angsts (Specific warning for each parts)

A/n This is for "THBBMarchMovieMadness2022 Event" on discord server run by @missmonsters2 . This is a miniseries fic that's inspired by "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" romcom. Happy reading!

Series Masterlist || Main Masterlist

The alarm clock blares out loud, commanding you to wake up. Your hand mindlessly turns it off and almost falls back to sleep until you hear your phone ring.

You quickly answer it without even checking out who is calling.

"Hello?" You answer sleepily.

"Good morning, beautiful. Wow, your morning voice sounds even more soothing." Wanda greets you followed by a compliment. Your voice drew a smile on her face.

So does her voice, your eyes are wide awake in a split second and you can't help yourself to smile. "Oh hello, good morning."

"Oh, I think I can hear your smile from here, my dear." Wanda teases you confidently. “Really? Do you always have this much confidence in you? What made you sure that I was smiling from you waking me up with your call this early?” You respond playfully.

“Ah, from your questions, I’m sure I was right, You are smiling, aren’t you? I wish I could see that pretty smile now.” You can’t help yourself, you giggle from her teasing.

“Then, I’m sure you are smiling too.” You pitch back her own jokes to her to avoid answering her question and secretly hoping that you will hear a little laugh from her.

You gained a laugh from her easily. “Well, yes, I am.” The brunette tells you casually so you can fall deeper into her plan. What she doesn't know just yet is talking to you actually made her morning and smiling ear to ear.

Hearing Wanda admit that she is smiling just from talking with you caught you off guard and speechless. You can feel the warmth on your blushing cheeks.

"Darling, are you there?" Wanda's voice brings you back from the daze.

"Uh y-yeah. Sorry. So why did you call again?” You ask in a sleepy tone while lying on your back rubbing your eyes to be more awake.

“Oh, nothing. Just wanted to say good morning to you and want to know what’s your plan for today? I’m thinking maybe we can spend time together today.” Wanda suggests. You didn’t notice that your heart beats a little faster, you are internally excited for another date with her but you have to stick to your plan. You try to shake the excited feelings off of you.

Meanwhile, Wanda is subconsciously thrilled and can’t wait to see you again. Well, in her brain’s defense, this is part of her plan. Then you remember what Yelena suggests to you.

“Oh, well, I have a lot of work to do at the office. My parents are on their business trip right now. So I gotta handle a bunch of work stuff for them.” You explain.

“Oh, that’s a bummer, sweetheart.” Disappointment sounds so clear in her voice.

“Yeah, sorry, Wands. This is important.” You reply. “More important than even having a date with your future wife?” Wanda teases you once more.

“Aaaw is Ms. Maximoff jealous now?” You ask in a sing-song baby-talk tone hoping that it will annoy her. Wanda chuckles in discomfort. She never likes anybody to talk with her that way. Wait, no. She actually hates it because some girls she was with sometimes talk in that tone, thinking they might sound cute but not at all for Wanda. For her it’s a deal breaker but she quickly shrugs it off. She tries to ignore it.

“Pfft, jealous? No, I’m not. I wouldn’t be jealous just because you are busy with your work.” Wanda denies it instantly.

“Well, that’s good. It wouldn’t work out for us if you are not okay with how much of a workaholic I am. My work is number one for me.” You are subtly trying to give a worse impression about yourself. “Oh really?” Wanda responds.

“Yes, that’s the type of a wife I’m gonna be. Work comes first.” you casually replied. Little by little, you try to trick her into thinking twice to marry you but of course Wanda doesn’t give up right away.

“Don’t worry, darling. I’ll find a way for us to spend time together and that’s the kind of wife I’m gonna be.” She jokingly returns your words. Her soft giggle with her accent really spreads warmth in you.

“Well, I guess we’ll see how good of a wife you are, babe.” You answer and Wanda takes your words as a challenge for her. “Oh, I’ll show you for sure.” Wanda is determined to show you and win your heart. You giggle once more. A vivid image of Wanda’s gorgeous green eyes looking at you, joy dancing through your heart and making your heart leap.

“So, are you sure you can’t meet me today?” Wanda tries her luck. “Sorry sweetie, I’m very busy today.” You refuse sweetly. “Okay then, wife. I’ll see you when I see you.” She ends the phone call playfully. You even laugh a little as you speak. “See you soon.”

You put your phone down and try to snooze back to bed for another few minutes but not even a few seconds your phone rings again.

You answer with another giggles as you say "Wanda, you are one persistent wife, aren't you?"

Like a drop on a roller coaster, another familiar voice in the call surprises you.

"Oh, flirting with your future wife, I see. It's me, Yelena by the way." Yelena's accent was easily recognized by you. “And, Nat.” Natasha’s voice jumps in the background. You sit yourself, forcing your brain to be prepared for what the sisters are going to say.

Yes, last night they caught you and Wanda almost kissed. You know them very well, they won’t let this one go so easily. In fact you avoided their questions about it since last night by giving them an excuse.

“I know, Lena. So what’s up?” You ask, anxiously waiting for their next words.

“So, she called you this early already?” Nat asks. “Also, why did you call her persistent? What did she do?” The sisters’ curiosity pushes out rows of questions.

“Uh yeah, she asked what’s my plan for today and she told me that she has a plan for us.” You try to answer casually. “And? What did you say?” Nat asks again.

“I told her I’m busy and I can’t go with her.”

“What? Why? I thought the plan is that you are going to spend time with her so you can be as obnoxious as you can?” Yelena’s question clearly demands explanation from you.

“Yes, I know. I was just trying to show her that I love working so much and I kinda gave her a hint I won’t be a good wife. I will put work before her.”You explain.

“Ah, that makes sense.” Nat agrees. "Then what else did she say?" Yelena questions you.

"She said she will find a way to spend time with and she is that type of wife." This time you answer their question easier.

"Ah okay. No wonder you called her persistent." You can hear Natasha's giggling after she commented on what you told them. "Wow, it seems like both of you already like each other." Of course Yelena always finds ways to poke fun out of you.

"Pffft. What? That's not true. Hey, it was all part of the plan. I told you guys already." You declined their theory right away.

“Oh really? So the almost kiss last night was part of the plan too?” And there it is. The topic that you are nervous about. Yelena obviously tries to hold her laughter. You are not even sure why you are nervous if they talk about it.

“Uh oh,I gotta go get ready.I have a meeting in an hour. We’ll talk again later.” You came up with the best answer you have, thankfully.

“Okay, you still owe us an explanation,” said the blonde sister. “You can’t keep avoiding us, y/n. We’ll come to you.” Nat exclaimed, followed by more giggles with her sister.

“Yeah, okay but bring me food please. Bye.” You jokingly agree even though you know that they will really show up later.

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“So how was the date last night?” James asks with a panting breath after a round of racquetball match with Kate and Wanda just ended.

“The irresistible Wanda Maximoff still trying to make her future wife like her?” Kate adds another teasing question right away as the three of them take a break from their exercise. Wanda takes several big gulps of her cold water shortly before she answers in a playful sarcasm.

“You can’t even wait to rub it in my face at least until I catch a breath, can you, Kate?” Wanda wipes her sweat around her face and neck. Kate and James laugh at her sarcasm.

“Okay, my bad. Catch your breath first so I can make fun of you in peace.” The shorter woman responds as she holds more of her laugh. Wanda playfully rolls her eyes as she takes a seat with them.

“Seriously, tell me how it was?” James reminds Wanda about his question as he smiles.

“It was…great. She looked adorable. It was like a roller coaster ride in the beginning but it was successful in the end.” Pride covers Wanda’s way of telling her story, complete with a confident smile.

“A roller coaster? What did you mean?” James asks curiously and Wanda can see it from how his eyebrows arch. With that, the brunette Sokovian proceeds to tell them everything that happened.

“Phew, sounds like your future wife is a little cuckoo.” Kate comments at the same time with her index finger gesture a circular movement in the air next to her temple. “Are you sure that you want to continue this bet? Is it even worth it if you deal with her craziness just to win this?” The younger brunette continues with her questions with a little concern.

“Oh no, I’m fine. You know me, there’s no girl I can’t handle, Kate. Even her. Yes, her mood swing was a little all over the place. After all the craziness, she was so sweet and adorable. I’m sure she falls deeper into my trick. We took a walk for a bit. We almost kissed and I gave her a rose then we—” Wanda rambles as her eyes sparkled with adoration as she remembered how gorgeous and sweet you were. The corner of her lips form a smile. Her train of thoughts makes her tell her best friends about the date, she even didn’t realize what she was saying in the end until Kate interrupts in shock.

“Wait..Wait..Wait! Did you just say that YOU, I meant, YOU and her almost kissed?? What the hell happened with your no kiss rule?” Surprised, Kate exclaimed with rows of questions and James laughed.

“Wait, uh y-yeah. We almost kissed. What? What’s funny, J?” Wanda stuttered at first with Kate’s questions that made her realize what she just told them and she quickly regretted it. She answers Kate then asks James.

“Oh nothing. It seems like the bet backfires earlier than I thought it would be. Sounds like you both have chemistry with each other.” James softly and casually answers her.

“What? No.. No. The kiss was part of the plan. Didn’t you hear what I said? We ALMOST kissed. It means we didn’t. I did it on purpose. You know, something like creating some moment so it will get into her head and slowly make her fall for me. That’s all.” Wanda tries to deny it as casually as she can and some explanations jump out all over the place. She is so relieved that her brain can come up with something to respond Kate 

“Oh, really? Your only rule is no kiss before you really date the girl. So, she must have caught your heart pretty good that she can get an exception and almost kiss you." Kate jokingly responds and another knowing smile forms on James’ face.

“Yes, really. I told you it's part of the plan. So it has nothing to do with feelings or heart or or or whatever you both are talking about.” Wanda denied it with all of her heart.

“Okay, if you say so.” Kate mumbles under her breath, shrugging her shoulders and all James does is just shake his head with a chuckle at the girls’ antics. After three of them are done exercising and Kate leaves, Wanda finally lets out a question that has been roaming around in her mind since the conversation earlier.

“Uh, hey J. I’m just wondering. You said that it seems that y/n and I have chemistry with each other. So did you mean that she likes me?” She clears her throat, internally questioning herself why it even matters for her to know the answer. Her brain fights her heart without her even realizing the secret battle in her. Of course it matters, because she needs to know her next step to make her plan work. Yes, that's why. It’s all about her plan to win her bet with Kate. That’s what her brain tells her at least.

“Uh well, she might. I don’t know. From her picture you showed me, she doesn’t look like the type of a girl who will kiss someone randomly. You know what, Wanda, I see how you look everytime you talk about her. You blush, even now. There’s a chance both of you probably like each other.” James lets out his opinion wisely.

“What? No. No. I don’t and let me remind you, she said I’m not her type, she even thinks I’m standard.” Wanda is all defensive as she rolls her eyes but her blushing cheeks say it all.

James chuckles a little at Wanda’s blushing cheeks and her nervous gestures. “Look, Wanda, I’m not making fun of you or anything. Like I said this bet might bite you back in the ass. I have known you since we were kids. You are like a sister to me. So just be careful, I just don’t want you nor Y/n gets hurt. What if real feelings slowly get involved? That’s all.” James gives Wanda brotherly warning as he gently pats her shoulder.

“Ough.. You sound like Pietro just now. Don’t worry, J. Nobody’s gonna get hurt, well Kate’s pride will be hurt actually because she will lose the bet.” Wanda gives the dark haired man a little reassurance.

“Well, how about introducing her to me. I would love to meet the future Mrs. Maximoff.” He asks with a little teasing in it. “Ha ha ha very funny James, there will be no Mrs. Maximoff anytime soon but yeah, I’ll think of a way to introduce her to you and Kate. So you two will see that my plan works.” Wanda winks at him.

“Sounds like a good plan, just keep me updated, Wands.”

“Sure, I will. Well, I gotta go now. Tell Emma I say HI. Love you.” With that Wanda kisses his cheek goodbye and walks to her car.

“Love you too.”

On the way home, James' and Kate's comments really get into Wanda's head and because of that, she convinces herself that this is all just for the bet, nothing more. She just has to make you like her, win the bet and then tell her parents that she will not do the arranged marriage with you. That's all, no feelings involved.

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“Oh wow, thanks guys. This is a lot of food. I can bring some home for dinner too.” You try a little bit of different choices of food that the sisters brought you. “Yeah, I’m trying to add some new things to the menu and these are the choices.” Nat explains.

“Yeah, you are our guinea pig for tasting it, so if you die tomorrow, it was because of Nat's cooking you ate.” Yelena snorts a laugh that doesn’t last too long after Nat playfully slaps the back of her head. “It means you’ll die too because you ate two plates of them, so shut up.” Nat responds. Yelena makes a mocking face as she mimics the way her sister talks. The two sisters always make you laugh with how they are to each other.

“So, tell us. What’s up with last night? You both almost kissed.” As you expected, Yelena brings up the topic again.

“Here we go again. Well, it–it was part of the plan.” You answer as you eat some more bites. “And..What was the plan? I think we didn’t talk about any kissing in our plan.” Nat questions you, the corner of her lips curve up a smile following one of her eyebrows arching up.

“Yeah, Nat’s right. There was no kissing in our plan. If you did kiss, what does it have to do to make her not want to marry you?” Yelena’s words add more pressure on you. Your mind rapidly tries to find an excuse to this damn almost kiss moment that you didn’t even know why it happened.

“Well, it was a spontaneous plan. I was gonna lure her to that kiss and then I–I was..” You stutter as you see both sisters looking at you with a teasing look waiting for your answer.

"I was gonna stop and then told her I haven't brushed my teeth all day. I knew she would be grossed out because she is a clean freak. Yeah, that was my plan." Your confidence comes back, thinking that you have come with a legit comment.

Yelena and Nat instantly laugh out loud. "Really? That's the best excuse you came up with?" The blonde sister responds in sarcasm while trying not to laugh even louder.

“That was really what happened, Lena.” You retort and your cheeks blush at the same time.

“Y/n, you haven’t changed at all. You are still a bad liar.” Natasha comments with a knowing smile and shakes her head. “Natty, I’m serious.” You try harder to convince them.

“Sure, y/n. Sure. Now, try the other food that Nat made. I want to see if you will get sick after that or not.” Yelena suggested as she sees your face is as red as a tomato by now as a crumpled napkin that Natasha threw at her hits her head and bounced.

“So, I saw you were holding a rose last night. I assume that it was from Wanda. Do you like it?” Natasha brought up a new topic as you try the other food.

Just at the same time you are going to answer Nat’s question, you hear a voice asking another question followed by the sounds of high heels meeting the floor in a stepping rhythm. “Do you like what, dear?”

The voice quickly makes the three of you turn your head to see who it is. Right after, you see that it’s Wanda walking in towards your desk, your eyes rounded and some of the food decided to get into the wrong pipe. You cough a few times in panic, hoping that she didn't hear any of the conversation.

The sisters are as startled as you are as Wanda walks closer and closer. You grab a drink and take a big gulp before you greet her, awkwardly. “Are you okay, dear?” Wanda quickens her steps next to you as she asks worriedly.

“Wanda! Hii. Uh–y-yeah yeah. I’m okay. How long have you been here?” An awkward smile curved up slowly and you cleared your throat, nervously.

“Not too long, I just walked in. Oh, thank God. I thought you were choking. Anyway, hi, love. How are you?” Wanda leans to kiss cheek. The sisters try to keep their cool in this awkward tension. Natasha has to nudge her sister with her elbow subtly after she notices her trying hard to suppress her laugh from her weird looking smile.

“I’m good.” You answer and your eyes flick around between her and the sisters.

“So, do you like what, darling? I heard that she asked you earlier when I came in. “Oh..uh.. She meant–” All of a sudden, your brain is blank. You can’t think of the right answer. Even Yelena, who always has some ideas is stunned.

“We are catering for Ms. Y/L/N’s mother’s event. Since Ms. Y/L/N is too busy for the food tasting, so we brought some for her to try. We are from the Romanova restaurant at the 3rd Street and Lincoln Ave.” Just like that, Natasha came to the rescue.

"Oh! That's y/n's favorite place. We were there last night for our date." The brunette looks at Natasha and Yelena then comments in excitement.

You are relieved to know that Wanda didn't hear what the conversation was about.

The sisters thank her in gratitude but they can see how Wanda's eyes sparkle with joy when she talks about the date with you.

"Oh, can you cater for my party for the day after tomorrow? I know it's short notice, I will tell my assistant to call you if you can do it? It’s just a small business party." Wanda asks.

"I can take care of it, sweetie. I'll arrange everything for you. I’m sure that they can squeeze us in." You propose immediately. "Are you sure? I just want a simple party but still fun with nice decorations and tasty food." Wanda stated.

"Oh yeah, no problem. I have arranged lots of my parents' parties so no biggie, babe. I even already have an idea for your party." You reassure her.

An idea just popped in your head and you secretly nodded to your bestfriends when Wanda wasn’t looking.

Of course Yelena notices that you are up to something so she instantly agrees with the date for the party that was mentioned. "I just checked our schedule, we can cater for your party."

“Great! Thank you so much. I can write a check on whatever amount you want me to put in the down payment.” The brunette offers as she grabs her checkbook ready in hand.

“Don’t worry about it. Ms. Y/L/N is our regular customer. We will let her know how much later.” The redhead replied, followed by a smile. She then looks at you and adds “Well, we will get going. You can just let us know which food you like and we can talk more about the business party plan.”

With that, the girls bid their farewell and left both of you alone.

You see Wanda stands next to you and she offers her hand for you to take. “Well? Can I get a hug from my sweetheart now?” Wanda flirts. Her smile and her green eyes make you nervous in a way that makes you want to smile instead. As if your mind has its own mind, you take her hand and she pulls you up to hug you. You let her, you even voluntarily sink into her hug.

Gosh, you just love being in her arms, don't you? Her warmth, hearing her heartbeat let alone her perfume that tickles your senses. Part of your mind thinking what to do next. Trying hard to find the reason to act like a crazy weird girlfriend just like what you plan but the other part of your brain just turns into a puddle in her warm embrace. Okay, this is not right. You are supposed to make her lose interest in you, NOT you getting more interested in her. Wait, are you?

Of course not. Oh for heaven sake, why do you even think of all of these unnecessary thoughts. You let go of your hug and lean back a little from her hug.

Wanda's hands stay on your waist and look at you in adoration. You smile with giddy feelings. "Yay! There is the smile I have been waiting to see." To Wanda's brain, she thinks those are just words to trap you deeper in her flirting game but her heart actually wants to see your smile and feel you in her embrace.

"Aw thank you and there's the confidence I always talk about." You reply.

She laughs a little. "The one that you love about me?" She responds as her fingers gently push your hair away from your face.

"So.. what are you doing here?" You answer her with a question. As usual you avoid her question and Wanda only chuckles before she answers you.

"Well, I'm here to pick you up for our date and before you say that you are busy with work, I called your dad. He said you don't have to finish the work and he will ask his assistant to get everything done." Wanda explains and leaves no room for you to refuse her plan.

"Wow, sneaky move, Wands."

"I know. I just want to spend more time with you. Get to know you. Can you blame me?" She rubs your back so gently.

"You are really good with your words, aren't you?" You flirt back, playing along. Wanda chuckles once more.

"So, what's the super important date you plan for us that even made you call my dad to set me free from work, darling?" You add some sarcasm in your question, hopefully it will annoy her. Your hands mindlessly run up her arms to her shoulders.

"Well, I want us to relax at my place and we can watch some of my favorite sitcoms because I remember you told me how much you love watching them." Wanda presents her idea with a proud smile.

"That's all? You stop me from working just for that? I hope at least you have some red wine for me." You act disappointed and demanding with a whiny tone and a pouty face even though you actually love the idea. You love relaxing and watching sitcoms. To you, it sounds like a perfect date.

"Uh well, don't worry, my dear. You'll get your red wine. I will set it up to be romantic, intimate and relaxing. I thought a busy workaholic woman like you, needed something like that…with me." Pride shines in her eyes as she winks at you.

"Wow, okay. Sounds like a good plan but I still have something to do before I leave. So can we just meet at your place?" You suggested the idea. “Of course. I’ll see you soon. Be careful, it’s raining outside now.” Her right hand cups your cheek and slowly moves a little, her fingers rake through your hair. She leans to you and it makes you all nervous.

“Okay, I will.”

Boy oh boy, the feelings of her lips kiss your cheek once again really freeze you. Seeing her green eyes gleaming really spread warmth in your heart.

As soon as Wanda left your office, you called Natasha and Yelena. “Girls, come see me at my place. I have some plans for Wanda.”

Your mind is filled with a bunch of plans to sabotage the date and Wanda's business party.

Pt. 5

A/N: Welp, that's for today. Reblog and comments are highly appreciated! Follow me for more! See you in next.

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