maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that
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unwilling cat dad simon oh i need it so bad.
he’s a dog guy through and through but your cat keeps nuzzling her head on his feet, weaving her little body between his legs while he’s walking, and chirping at him when he plops on his spot on the sofa in your place, and who is simon to not fall in love?
he picks her up and drapes her on his chest, and he just melts when she begins to purr so loud or when she makes biscuits on his sternum. he swipes his thumb softly at the top of her head and she mews, tongue poking out, and simon’s face crumples because god she is a sweetheart.
he’d even start calling her his daughter. his child.
“my baby’s baby,” he’ll say and then show a polaroid picture he took of you holding your cat up.
“our kid,” and it’s a cat with a binky.
“little princess,” and it’s a cat asleep on the side of his face, her whole body curled like a croissant while she nuzzles at his cheek.
(simon brings his dog with him and your cat is besotted.
“aww, are you poutin’ cuz you’re no longer her favourite boy?” you tease and simon just sniffs, looking away.
you laugh, loud and booming, and simon picks you up and throws you over his shoulder in retaliation.
you hear a chirp and a bark, and god you wouldn’t trade this for anything else.)
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me: i’m gonna draw kaveh doing some cool ass training for his birthday to do him justice as a greatsword character 💪
kaveh: talks about cute doodles in his letter 🥺🤏
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I was hanging out at the karaoke bar, chatting with a beautiful woman, and we were really hitting it off. I threw a couple of flirtatious comments her way. She giggled nervously, but abruptly stopped and looked at the floor.
She told me that she was too nervous to hit on people because she's trans and worries that people will view her as a predator and that she might get hurt.
My heart sank. I let her know that she could hit on me in whatever way she wanted and I would LOVE it. We spent the rest of the night hanging out and flirting. We ended up making out. It was great.
But I can't stop thinking about how that wasn't the first time a trans woman has said that to me. About how unsafe it is for some women that they feel the need to give out fucking disclaimers to have normal interactions with people.
We have GOT to make the world a safer place for trans women. It pisses me off that there are men at the bar who are openly predatory towards me without fear of consequence, yet a trans woman is too scared to even fucking call me pretty. And that's because she IS more likely to face worse consequences for lesser things! Like what the fuck!
You need to always check on your internalized biases. Being queer yourself doesn't absolve you of transmisogynistic thoughts and behaviors. Being bi/pansexual doesn't mean you don't hold those biases either! If you feel differently about a trans woman hitting on you than you feel about a cis woman or a man hitting on you, you need to evaluate that.
Trans women, I love you so fucking much. You should be able to express attraction and love as freely as everyone else. I hope you can always feel safe around me. And I'll never stop fighting until you can feel safe period.
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