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[luvstappen]

pairing: oscar piastri x fewtrell!reader, lando norris x fewtrell!reader

summary: the f1 season is starting and y/n finds herself caught between new hobbies and old feelings

warnings: SMAU (no written parts), swearing, mature themes, suggestive jokes, mild angst, references to food habits, use of y/n

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a/n: oh nooo nurse they're talking about their feelings again help me!!! also, I cannot stress this enough: this is purely a fanfic! none of this is real! it’s all made up for fun and storytelling purposes! while these are real people, the story is 100% fictional! this chapter does touch on some sensitive topics, so keep that in mind as you read 💕

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user THE LAST PIC????

user yn’s literally living my dream life!!!

user FR like dating oscar and being besties with lando? what in the wattpad fanfic

mclaren Looks like a great break 🧡

user they’re not even trying to be subtle anymore 😭😭

user everybody knows...

user I bet she’ll be in the paddock soon!

user he didn't tag her but we all know who's that 🕵️

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[letsbesharkfriends]

finally watched Jingle Boys aaaaaa took me all morning because I kept having Thoughts(↓) and taking screenshots lol

the Tom AJ Luke hug 😭😭😭

already grinning like crazy and they've only just started the intro

Christmas sweaters? nooo couldn't be them, Christmas button-up shirts 😌

the first Change game is already fire

(murderous) five-year-old Luke and AJ are adorable

Santa: "ho- ly. shit."

Luke's little "no I know where I am :(" in response to the audience suggestion

I see AJ continues the habit of chucking random rubber objects onto the stage from HUGE

OH MY GOSH AJ IN THAT VEST

THE WAY SAM CARRIED LUKE OFF what if I cried

I already saw a screenshot of AJ with the belly but it still caught me so off-guard

"well,, I am a cow, so,, I'm easily confused" is gonna be my new favourite excuse

Foreign Film works so well with those two onstage and those two translating (well you know what I mean)

AJ on the tiny tricycle might be my favourite bit

"I was talking to that stupid cow woman" what an amazing callback

ANOTHER SAPPHIC COUPLE!! *five seconds later* that went off the rails so quickly

Tom's reactions to the other two during Expert XD

Sam was so worried when AJ starting asking for questions (rightly so)

Tom and Luke did not trust AJ not to let Sam fall down the stage 😂

I just love. how soft and gentle they are when debriefing the first half. the way they reflect but also build each other up. how genuine it all sounds. my gosh I love them.

IT'S A THEATRE 😄😄😄

Sam inserting AJ into a scene absolutely sent me (and AJ did so well with it)

AJ back as a child on the tricycle 🤣

WHAT TF IS SAM AND AJ DOING

"I will never betray you""I will never betray you" oh no. I think they're gonna betray each other. (they didn't!!! but. death. ☹️)

Luke's energy as Donnie is so good!!

LUKE MAKING UP A NAME AND AJ FORGETTING HIS OWN NAME

"I was a stripper in a strip club this morning and-" "oh, and I'm the problem" wheeeeezing

gosh they really had to kill off Sam for Christmas? 😭

AND DONNIE??? 😭😭😭

AJ did so well for this guessing game. I love them all so much.

[inc0mple]

I would like to publicly apologize for this comment I was caught up in the moment and this was the only thing my Chasers-exhausted brain could latch onto 😭 I never seriously thought she was up to something silver is my girl

I know people are allowed to have their theories and it's fine I just want to say that I NEVER DOUBTED HER (except for a few seconds)

Idk if it was my comment exactly that incited it but these past five weeks every time someone brings it up I'm like "ahhhh nooo sorryyyy"

[insomniadreamzz]

Hi!

What do you think about Jinx x fem reader SNOWBALL FIGHT! I feel like it could be really fun. Maybe it could end getting tackled by Jinx and kissing in the snow!

This is just a thought I had, hope you have a great day!!!

Omg thats such a cute idea 😭😭❤️

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Snowball fight

Jinx x Fem!Reader fluff

You hated that cold weather, you only went out because Jinx really wanted to go out in the snow with you and of course you couldn’t say no to her.

You hated the way that you couldn’t say no as the cold aur hit your face, only thing being warm was your hand which was holding Jinx‘s hand. Sometimes you wonder how she could do this, being out there without a jacket, clothed like always. You could figure out that she was already used to feeling cold so every attempt to make her wear warm clothing before going out failed.

„Jinx…you sure you’re not cold?“ You ask her the millionth time now, making her roll her eyes and a little grunt leaving her lips. „Nooo I am not“ She answered, letting go of your hand as she stormed through the snow, your legs freezing at only the look of her stomping through it as if it was nothing. You sighed, sometimes Jinx‘s inner child really took all of you but she was cute. You closed your eyes as you hugged herself, trying to warm yourself up before you felt something cold hit your face, followed by Jinx laughing at you.

„Oopsie! Your face is all white now toots!!“ She yelled at you, already having another snow ball in her hand. „You little-…“ You started with a chuckle but then decided to stop, forming a snowball in your hands before aiming at her. Of course Jinx used her shimmer for better speed so you didn’t hit her, only getting hit by another snowball of her.

„Hey! That’s not fair stop using your shimmer.“ You said, but there was still a smile on your face, already ready to throw again. „Well…okay I won’t do that again. Fair play.“ Jinx answered, giving in quickly and not wanting to be unfair towards you.

You both keep on throwing snowballs at each other, playing in the snow like little kids, letting both of your inner child out right now and it was beautiful, you even forgot about the cold, managing to hit Jinx every now and then as well.

You tried to dodge her attacks with a chuckle, running away from her to get a little time to form more nowballs but Jinx was already running after you, tripping over her own feet as she fell on you, making you both fall on the snow with a thud. Both of you laughing. Jinx lifted her head up, her hands on your shoulders as she looked down at you with a cute smile. „Got ya.“ She giggled and you moved your hands up in defense. „Alright alright I surrender. What does the winner want?“ You asked jokingly but she took your question serious. „Uhh…a kiss.“ She mentioned and the smile on your face couldn’t be wider.

You both kissed in the snow, both feeling warm and exhausted after the little game. It was a beautiful moment, you cupped her cheeks, pulling her more closer to kiss her even deeper, a hum leaving her lips. You both look at each other as you pulled back, both of your faces being red, probably because of the cold and the intimate moment you shared seconds ago. „I love you.“ You told her and she pecked your lips in response. „I love you too Toots.“

After admiring each other for a little more, Jinx got off you and helped you up. „How about getting home now into bed under our warm sheets?“ You suggested and Jinx nodded. „Yep! And maybe more cuddles??“

„Of course.“ You won‘t ever say no to cuddling, you loved it but of course you also know what cuddling meant especially when Jinx said it…knowing you will soon feel very hot.

You both made your way back home, holding hands like a fresh couple. You will always love her like the first time you fell for her.

[madamechrissy]

Lmao nooo I can't unsee it 😭😭

gojo reminds me of 2010 justin bieber

they’re literally the same person HELP

[telugu-girl-13]

it’s literally Christmas Eve but I’ve got a mega rant read it or don’t vv

why am I so different from my parents? like I’ve realized that some of my traits are a mix of theirs but we don’t share any hobbies or talents? my parents never read, they aren’t that good at English, yet literature is my thing? neither can they sing and dance, or are artistic at all, but i am? And for some reason, these differences give them an excuse to not pay attention to anything I do at all. They don’t ask what im doing, what im reading, what im dancing to in bharatanatyam, what I was painting back when I used to go to art class, what music im listening to. Even when THEY are the ones who enrolled me in those classes. All because they “don’t have time”. So they NEVER have time?? because that’s they’re excuse ALWAYS. and then my mom goes and talks about how much work she has to do, how she has to cook and clean for everyone in the house, if you want help, could you TEACH me how to do stuff instead of complaining?? (ok that was unrelated, now back on topic>)

just a few weeks ago, my mom figured out my favorite color was purple when asking me what decorations I wanted for my birthday. My dad probably knows nothing about me as well. They think I hate or im so distant to Indian culture, maybe if they asked what I was reading, they’d know that I read Aru Shah?

And the few times my parents DO try to invest in what im doing, omg, it sounds SO fake. Like yesterday when I came back from dance my mom subjected me to shopping, but does she care that I just worked my butt off physically for over an hour? And I tell her that and she’s like “if I could come to your class I would watch you for an hour” like NO THE FUCK YOU WOULDNT ?? When I tell her that she’s like “well I have nooo time do you expect me to actually do that” and laughed—then why are you FUCKING LYING TO ME. why do you think lying is the only solution to EVERYTHING and it’s the only thing that’ll make me happy? why do you LAUGH every time I want you to actually SEE me? Why can’t you TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?? Like I swear to fucking god im not a clown or a freak to laugh at all the time. Plus when I get mad at her for this shit she’s like “your just like your dad” like MF IF YOU KNEW MY DAD FOR MORE THAN ONE MONTH (she brags about it??) BECAUSE OF A FUCKING ARRANGED MARRIAGE AND DIDNT JUST MEET HIM ON A PHONE CALL SITUATED BY A MATCHMAKER YOU WOULD KNOW THAT HE HAS BIG FAT FUCKING ANGER ISSUES AND THAT THEY WOULD HAVE PASSED DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN—that’s not my fucking fault??

And don’t even get me started on my dad because he’s lived in this country for over fifteen years yet he literally knows NOTHING about it? On Saturday it took me five whole minutes to explain to him how my friend didn’t know she was having a party (it was a surprise) so she didn’t invite anyone. And he kept interpreting it wrong like OMG it’s not hard 😭😭 and imagine this but about stuff I like, he can never and probably never will understand my hobbies.

Honestly I’m pretty sure my followers who check in on my blog every once in a WHILE know more about me than they do. other than yall, idk who else I’d talk to about this. I’m super proud of you if you read through all of that 💗💗 this entire thing was in one mega paragraph so be glad I broke it down. my mom is calling me down rn for some family shit so 👋

[i-used-to-be-a-spy]

Nooo I just ripped a hole in my purple jeans knee like I did to my blue jeans 😭. Now the only jeans that don't have a hole are the tan ones

[lexusinsannus]

FNAFTM FIRST NIGHTS AT FREDDYS SPOILERS

IM DYING WILLIAM TRYING TO ESCAPE AND PHONE GUY WAS JUST LIKE "no ur not" 😭😭

i love how williams death scene cuts right into "WELCOME TO FREDBEEEEARS—"

"heh... i'm sort of a phone guy" GET OUT

matpat had like two extra scenes but i'm still going wild

NO WAIT BABY NOOOO

"aww what a happy ending— 💥💥"

LIZZY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOO FREDDY CALLING NATE IM IN SHAMBLES

"cawthon... scott cawthon 😈" GET OUT

why are all of matpat's added line so 😭

anyways 5/10 needs more matpat (/j i loved it 10/10)

[thequasarwinds]

NOOO WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME WITH THE JOANNE IMAGES😭😭😭

So glad I get to see art of her though!! She’s definitely one of my favorites!!!

it’s SO interesting to see everyone’s different interpretations of Riley!!

recently ive been playing(watching) ata2

im sure i kind like that masked lady after she showed up for 4 min.

even though she died after a hour

[roz-ani]

I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THIS AND I HATE IT-

[alicornze7]

uhm guys I think she’s losing it

[twistedappletree]

Lan Wangji’s transition from awkward teen afraid of his feelings to give-no-fucks 30’s after Wei Wuxian returns is truly immaculate, like the person who used to annoy the crap out of him is now hated by everyone except him and as the head of the Wei Wuxian defense squad, his argument is literally “ok but have u considered that he’s hot?”

[partycage]

...

(＊ her smile falls flat, movements stopping entirely. )

...

ah. um. wait, wait — waitwaitwaitwaitwait — she — she didnt mean - um — may - maybe your father just — has the same gear ? or - or — a —

(＊ stammering. she isn't the best person to be dealing with these situations. such an idiot you are, party hat. you could've talked about someone else, and it wouldn't have come to this. just how stupid are you ? )

…… party hats sorry. she didnt mean to — we — i - no — she can switch topics ! um — or do - do you need time ? he can leave right now —

"I'm going to be hosting a supper at my home... open to the family & anyone who's interested in joining the family! As you know, my home is the grand church!!"

[doctorsiren]

I had done this doodle on bigger doodle page a few days ago and decided to make some full bodies of it :)

WIPs under the cut :D

[kuromi-hoemie]

ngl it does really annoy me when everyone accepts “ace people don't have sex” as the baseline assumption instead of ace people just not experiencing sexual attraction.

you can still have sex but be driven by different reasons, like to me it is a kind of affection and way to hang out with people that is influenced by the relationship we have with each other. i can think people are pretty to look at with or without their clothes without sexual attraction in the mix.

when i see something full of ppl assuming ace people don't have sex i always want to jump on it and be annoying like MEEEE I'M ACE PEOPLE WHO HAS SEX, WE EXIST WE EXIST STOP ASSUMING WE DON'T THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STRAIGHT UP WILL NOT DATE OR BE INTERESTED IN ACE PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THIS MISCONCEPTION AND WE E X I S T.

stop!!!! assuming ace people do not have sex!!!!!!!! if you don't know then ask if it's appropriate!!!!!!!!!!! stop thinking about it in a binary you either do or don't have sex kind of way!!!!!! this is fundamentally off!!!!!!!!!!!! if you are ace you do not have sexual ATTRACTION!!!!!!!!!!!

as to how we feel about and handle sex, that varies person to person but sex favorable aces are a lot more common than you'd think. hell, figuring out I'm ace was the hardest thing to figure out about myself because all i ever saw people talk about was whether you have sex or not. I'm sure there's a lot more people who haven't figured it out for this same reason, and let me tell you it's hard to know you're missing a whole ass type of attraction when you've never experienced it before and didn't know it was missing to begin with!!

ace is not synonymous with sexless. aces who don't have sex don't speak for me, and y'all gotta stop letting them be the only face of the community. there are More Of Us, it is All Of Us.

accepting that baseline at face value leaves you uninformed and it's frustrating to see this over and over again. challenge yourself to do better and try understanding ace people more.

[royaltea000]

nooo don’t hurt him he has a baby to feed 😭