#😭 Id be pissed

[mintygreencake]

Vincent: "One last Ride?"

Stranger:

[1071png]

Assasin guy I love you...

Like two days ago I had a few vodka cocktails and I got super emotional about a guy who's just words on a page and my own imagination and i filled out an entire sketch book page with just Artemis Entreri

[lemongogo]

i need to cosplay elendira so bad rn rn idfc its happening .umms do any of u .. if you have experience making cosplay props HELPP how might one go ab making a gigantic fucking nail please and thank u 💕

[tradingjack]

yuppeeee just having fun!!!! ig!!!!! consistency Who (i dont know her :)) (thank you for tagging me @creepycoffins i used this opportunity to simply vibe i hope that's ok 😭)

[reverentwormpriest]

jim our flag means death is a saner person than me because if i was on a ship with a goofy ass captain risking my life everyday with my nice boyfriend after getting my plan for revenge completely fucked up because of him and nearly being killed, then getting knocked out and kidnapped for manpower by his own boyfriend who i DIDNT EVEN KNOW HE WAS DATING , is also the MOST FEARED PIRATE EVER , and is now on a MURDEROUS RAMPAGE after dumping MY BOYFRIEND ON A ISLAND TO DIE because MY CAPTAINS MID ASS DUMPED HIM i would just kill everybody on the ship and then myself

[things-from-strings]

whoops 😶‍🌫️

[nedsseveredhead]

About to enter my villain era where i just take packages off peoples porches because apparently theres just NO consequences to it so why the fuck not

[lesbiradshaw]

& who asked you two to stand so close???

[doing-something-unholy]

On the one hand if i saw and had to have a conversation with a real priest i would panic but also i dressed up nice in a skirt and everything on saturday bec i thought a priest might be at that church i visited so idk

[rayroseu-reblogs]

kinda wish Henric's design was Rollo Flamme's instead bcs im kinda iffy that he's the only character in TWST rn that's not drawn "conventionally pretty" and he's the most evil villain?? I feel like its too stereotypical (i get it theyre playing the evil big guy with anger issues trope but they could honestly do better KDJKSKS)

Speaking of Sleeping Beauty references, I kinda interpret that Henric was a reference to King Hubert (Prince Philip's father) bcs theyre similar in personality, but even he was a good guy in the movie???

Like Stefan, Hubert is also prone to being stubborn, argumentative, and having anger outbursts at times, as shown when he becomes angry at Stefan because of a perceived slight against his son

(I know TWST doesnt copy paste lore from Disney Movies but why is the big guy on the Maleficent series the only one whos comically evil in TWST while everyone else gets a reason why they acted bad in Book 7 Jdkakfkskd)

Also I mentioned Rollo bcs atleast in this way, it could finally match his hatred for faes lol like in the original GloMas story, I feel like this part about Rollo was just too random, like I get that he's delusional but ATLEAST make his delusion realistically believable KDJAKDKS like I get it... Faes are magic and he hates magic, but I just dont buy the lore progression of Rollo hated the loss of his brother and passed that hatred to random faes that PROBABLY didnt go outside of their nation and probably gatekept info about themselves until Malleus' admittance to NRC, like... wheres the connection... the gymnastics just to make this guy viable to be Malleus hater KDJSKD plus if Rollo was Henric in the story, it would fit well with the way Silver Owls liked him and followed his orders (and he'll lowkey kinda slap as the lead villain in Lilias dream if he got his magic too) JUSTTTT IM SORRY this frollo guy needs to go to war instead, not NBC LDJSKD

[bueris]

I need that blonde cunt dead in a ditch on the side of the motorway get your claws OFF my little guy you literally dont even like him

[yinyuedijun]

apparently full breast sensation and full bladder sensation are not that different, so maybe it is not that big of a leap actually...

CAN YOU LET ME LIVE?

[sumarmz]

Guys this 17 Yr old added me on snap and we were like talking yea and he was like "what do you think of big dick pics" and I was like YO SLOW DOWN IDEK WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE DUDE and then he was like "dw about it you'll be sat on my face soon" HELLO????? I HALF SWIPED IT SO HE DONT KNOW I READ THAT BUT WHAT

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

coming out as no.1 hamlet apologist fr, if I was an angsty emo teen being shown an apparition of my murdered father killed by my uncle who my mother then married, I think I'd lose it a bit too

[strwverryluvr]

everyone at atleti rn:

[a-ikuoliver]

4 years and counting and i haven’t trained my partner out of using american slang