#😇 eve 😈

[the-killing-school-prom]

"Oh no, he's hot!"

Everyone stares at Ouma unamusedly.

"Yes, that was quite the mistake on my part. My apologies, children."

Who Will Be Our King And Queen?

You had woken up in a seemingly abandoned school dormitory. Curious and somewhat frightened of being all by yourself, you had made your way to the cafeteria, where twenty other people stood around, all looking slightly unnerved.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit! Why am I here?! Why are THEY here?!"

This girl pointed at a short boy in white and a taller boy who looked... wild, to put it simply.

"I don't think I need to say what it seems like we're here to do, do I?"

"N-No, no, I... I think Ibuki gets it."

"No doubt this is your doing, Enoshima?"

"Sorry, Goldilocks, I'm actually innocent for a change. Or maybe I'm not. I dunno."

"Well, perhaps there's a way we can end this before it begins. We all know the signs, after all. Alright, half of us must search for a way out, the other half should remain here just to report back."

"Right. Sonia, Komaeda, Tanaka, Kuzuryu, Hinata, Mioda, come with me. We can find a way out, I'm sure of it. It's our best bet..."

"Right. I'll take the remaining ones here."

They then notice your muse(s) standing in the doorway before the half could leave, causing one guy to become curious.

"Ehh? Who's that?"

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[crowclubkaz]

😈📚 characters from hazbin hotel as books 📚😈

i finally got around to posting all of these on my bookstagram, and i figured i'd post them here too! putting this together was so much fun that i just had to share. full book list below the cut!

���� Charlie: - Tress of the Emerald Sea by Brandon Sanderson - One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston

✖️ Vaggie: - The Bandit Queens by Parini Shroff - Hopepunk by Preston Norton

🎥 Angel Dust: - Rented Heart by Garrett Leigh - Gay Bar: Why We Went Out by Jeremy Atherton Lin ♣️ Husk: - The Lost Weekend by Charles Jackson - The Gambler by Fyodor Dostoevsky

📻 Alastor: - A Certain Hunger by Chelsea G. Summers - Lost Signals by Max Booth III

🧹 Niffty: - Maid by Stephanie Land - The Dead Janitor's Club by Jeff Klima

🍎 Lucifer: - Angels Before Man by rafael nicolás - Dayspring by Anthony Oliveria

🐍 Sir Pentious: - Soulless by Gail Carriger - Boneshaker by Cherie Priest

💣 Cherri Bomb: - Girls to the Front by Sara Marcus - We Sold Our Souls by Grady Hendrix

🚬 Valentino: - Snuff by Chuck Palahniuk - Getting Off: Pornography and the End of Masculinity by Robert Jensen

📺 Vox: - Universal Harvester by John Darnielle - White Noise by Don DeLillo

📱 Velvette: - The Devil Wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger - Followers by Megan Angelo

🎸 Adam: - Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James - Why Men Love Bitches by Sherry Argov

🗡️ Lute: - Joan by Katherine J. Chen - The Valkyrie by Kate Heartfield

😇 Sera: - The Five People You Meet in Heaven by Mitch Albom - Dark Rise by C.S. Pacat

👼 Emily: - Halo by Alexandra Adornetto - Blue Skies by T.L. Martin

🥀 Rosie: - In the Garden of Spite by Camilla Bruce - Woman Eating by Claire Kohda

👸 Lilith: - Lilith by Eve Marmery - Jezebel by Megan Barnard

[syrup-s0-gh0stly]

Radiohusk school AU!

Me and @pest-lady were thinking of a plot for a rp, so we created this!

They study at a good prestigious school.

Alastor is there because he is very smart, and Husk is there because his parents are rich.

Alastor's mother is a working class hero and raises him alone, and he is mama's boy and really wants to become a man she could rely on, so he tries very hard to study. He has a cross on his forehead from sitting and reading at night, often falling asleep with his head on the table. He wears braces and brushes his teeth because mom says so, and if mom said so, then you have to do it😇

He is an egomaniac and is too concerned about his image to notice how much teachers are annoyed by the way he behaves. And he's just a troll and likes to correct teachers

As teachers we have Adam Eve lilith and Lucifer (probably more but I haven't thought of it yet)

Lilith is also the principal.

Due to some circumstances, Alastor became a victim of sa from the Lucifer and Lilith.

It makes him feel fucked up and disgusting for himself and for them. But he can't tell his mom about it, because he doesn't want her to worry, and even more so he doesn't want to change school.

But he finds his solace in Husker

He's a furry creature you can jam him😈

Since Husk's parents are wine magnates, they are first of all rich bitches.

And they also treat him very disdainfully, so he is left on his own, and he gets in touch with all sorts of people from casino, bars and other poor establishments.

Husk often feeds Alastor with parental supplies, and both of them being scholded for it, but it repeats again and again anyway. Husk is used to being in the shadows and existing to please others.

[writing-reference-redux]

Christmas prompts!

60 ideas for writers and artists!

Either choose your own prompt, or ask your followers to choose for you by sending you a character or ship and the number or emoji. Also, let people know if you welcome combos (combining two prompts into a single story or art piece)!

🎅 - That isn't really Santa... is it?

🪓 - Let's cut our own tree this year!

🛒 - What do you mean I bought too many decorations?

🎄 - Time to trim the tree!

🧯 - This whole season is a fire hazard

📋 - The gift list just gets longer and longer

💸 - Too broke this year

🧶 - Made with love

🔄 - The gift of the Magi

✂️ - The ups and downs of wrapping gifts

👔 - What to get for the person who has everything?

🛍️ - Yes, I'm done shopping. No, you can't see what I got you.

🎁 - The perfect gift doesn't exi...

🧦 - I actually love the socks you gave me!

🎀 - I'm your gift this year

😈 - The naughty list

😇 - The nice list

👥 - First Christmas together

💋 - Meet me under the mistletoe

💔 - Holiday heartbreak

❤️‍🩹 - Holiday heart-mending

🛏️ - Getting festive between the sheets

💍 - A holiday proposal

❄️ - Walking in a winter wonderland

🌨️ - Too much #$%& snow

🥶 - I hate to tell you, but the heater is broken

🧤 - Your hands are so cold!

🧣 - Don't forget to bundle up!

⛄️ - Do you want to build a snowman?

🛷 - Zooming down the hill

⛷️ - Skiing lessons

⛸️ - You've really never gone ice skating before?

🩼 - Sorry you fell on the ice! I'll take care of the Holiday prep!

🤒 - I can't be sick on Christmas!

🔥 - Warming up by the fire

☕️ - A cozy coffee shop and good company

🍗 - First time making Christmas dinner

🍪 - Baking together is... an adventure

🍽️ - Let's just go out for Christmas dinner this year

📺 - Getting comfy to watch a Christmas flick

🍿 - Want to go see that new holiday movie?

💬 - Texting you my love this year

📝 - Composing the yearly Holiday letter

📫 - A card from a friend

🏠 - There's no place like home for the holidays

✈️ - Why do we have to fly there? The airport is packed!

🚗 - We'll just drive home this year

⏪️ - Remembering holidays past

🕯️ - I'll leave a candle in the window

📖 - A good book on Christmas Eve

🐁 - Not a creature was stirring, except for a mouse

🔔 - It's a wonderful life redux

🎤 - Christmas karaoke time!

💃🏼 - Who says you can't dance to Christmas music?

🎼 - We're going caroling (whether you want to or not)

📻 - Too many Christmas songs... can't take it much longer...

🥳 - New Years party shenanigans

🍾 - Tell me your resolutions, I'll tell you mine

😚 - A kiss to ring in the New Year

🎵 - Bringing back the old tradition of songfics

[sanya-kang]

🎊🎃!!!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!🎃🎊

Very soon is Halloween, so , I have 7 characters and I'll draw all of them in costumes!!! 1-st is Getiya Lee, and I made her as Angel Dust, from hazbin hotel, and well, I think she looking good in this costume, what do you think about it?

1. Getiya - Angel Dust

2. Eve - ??? 😇❌

3. Polly - ??? 🧡 🇷🇺

4. Junky - ??? 😈🖤

5. Sarah - ??? 🤡🎪

6. Marie - ??? 🦈 💙

[windupiceheart]

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 B'IG NUNH is CUMMING 💦💦 to town🎅🎅🎅🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want B'iggy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😻😻this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD KITTY 😻😻😻 because B'iG IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY B'IG HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and B'iggy will show u a WHITE B'IGMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

[tarabyte3]

Top five pairings!

BLESS YOU for giving me an excuse to post about my Blorbos. 😍🥺🙏 You have my eternal love and gratitude. I know I write mostly Reader fic, but that is a very recent development in nearly 3 decades of fandom and shipping (and mostly due to my need for adoration of Andy Serkis). I am, at my heart, a hopeless romantic that loves good chemistry and potential and yearning and angst and two idiots finding each other in spite of everything.

That being said, this was SO GODDAMNED HARD, HOLY SHIT!! 😭 I went with my current Top 5 because narrowing it down was too much. And I'm sure I missed something obvious because my brain is a scrampled egg sitting inside of a metal colander.

💚🩵 QuiObi

(Qui-Gon Jinn x Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars)

***This is actually one I had in the 2000s, but the brain rot returned with a *vengeance* when I went to see the 25th anniversary of The Phantom Menace in theaters. I am even writing fic for it for the first time.

💜🩶 Starbreaker

(Jace Stardiamond x Porter Cliffbreaker, Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year)

🧡💜 Shadowgast

(Caleb Widogast x Essek Thelyss, Critical Role: Campaign 2)

🩵💚 Dorym

(Dorian Storm x Orym of the Air Ashari, Critical Role: Campaign 3)

💚🤎 Lokius

(Loki x Mobius, Loki)

And now is the part where I fuckin cheat 😈😇

✨ Top 5 going back to ~1997

- MSR (Fox Mulder x Dana Scully, The X-Files)

- SanSan (Sandor Clegane "The Hound" x Sansa Stark, ASoIaF/Game of Thrones)

- Janeway x Chakotay (Star Trek: Voyager)

- Buffy x Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

- Jaime x Brienne (ASoIaF/Game of Thrones)

✨ Top 5 slash going back to ~1997

- Aralas (Aragorn x Legolas, The Lord of the Rings)

- Hannigram (Will Graham x Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal)

- Aaron Hotchner x Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

- Gashir (Elim Garak x Julian Bashir, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) (bonus Spirk mention, but that's just a given if you're a Trekkie)

- Stony (Steve Rogers x Tony Stark, Marvel)

Dang that's a lot of slash. 😅 I swear I have other ships! Like VillainEve (Villainelle x Eve from Killing Eve), J7 (Janeway x Seven in Star Trek: Voyager), Imodna (Imogen x Laudna, Critical Role Campaign 3), and Eyk x Maura (1899). ((LOOK AT ME CHEATING SOME MORE 😌))

[tulipanthousa]

it’s SLUTMAS EVE you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL 👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

Cool! Opening this felt like being concussed

[artxisxinxmyxsoul]

Happy Ineffable May! Here’s what I’ve done so far.

1. In the Beginning. I shared my very first Good Omens fan art for that one.

2. Serpent. Just a little Crowley doodle.

3. Adam and Eve.

4. The Four Horsemen. I like to think they get together at little diners and catch up on each others evil deeds every few centuries. 🖤

5. Angels and Demons. I was inspired by an outfit I saw on twitter.

6. Queen. The scene where Satan does the creepy instructions download thing to Crowley has always really creeped me out. 😭 Anyone else feel that way?

More Ineffable May coming soon! 😇😈❤️

[blood-moon-night-coining]

(I will not be taking request, I am doing this for fun!)

Heretic Names, Titles, Pronouns (1st and 3rd)

[PT: Heretic Names, Titles, Pronouns (1st and 3rd)]

CW// Religious themes (names, pronouns, ideas, etc.)

[PT: CW// Religious themes (names, pronouns, ideas, etc.)]

Names

[PT: Names]

Devil

Angel

Paul

Judas

Eve

Mary

Heretic

Titles

[PT: Titles]

Heretic

The Heretic

The Sinner

The Falsehood

The Spreader

Falsehood spreader

The Free Heretic

1st Person Pronouns

[PT: 1st Person Pronouns]

(I/me/my/mine/myself)

Heretic (Here/Here/Heretic/Hereticinel/Hereticself)

Martyr (Mar/Mart/Martyr/Martyrine/Matryself)

Sinner (Sin/Sin/Sinner/Sinnerine/Sinnerself)

Falsehood (Fal/False/Falsehood/Falsehoodine/Falsehoodself)

God (God/Godly/Godine/Godself)

(Wing emote) 🪽 (🪽/🪽/🪽y/🪽ine/🪽self)

(“Praying hands”) 👏 (👏/👏/👏y/👏ine/👏self)

🗡️ (🗡️/🗡️/🗡️y/🗡️ine/🗡️self)

😈 (😈/😈/😈y/😈ine/😈self)

👿 (👿/👿/👿y/👿ine/👿self)

😇 (😇/😇/😇y/😇ine/😇self)

3rd Person Pronouns

[PT: 3rd Person Pronouns]

(He/Him/His/Himself)

 Heretic (Heretic/Heretic/Heretics/Hereticself)

Martyr (Martyr/Martyr/Martyrs/Martyrself)

Sinner (Sin/Sinner/Sins/Sinnerself)

Falsehood (False/Falsehood/Falsehoods/Falsehoodself)

God (God/God/Gods/Godself)

(Wing emote) 🪽(🪽/🪽/🪽s/🪽self)

(“Praying hands”) 👏 (👏/👏/👏s/👏self)

🗡️ (🗡️/🗡️/🗡️s/🗡️self)

😈 (😈/😈/😈s/😈self)

👿 (👿/👿/👿s/👿self)

😇 (😇/😇/😇s/😇self)

[Tagging] @pronoun-arc, @pronoun-archive, and @radiomogai @id-pack-archive

[tincan-tophat]

Can I confess to you, Eve? 😔

What have you got to say, Meg? 😇

I SEE YOUR MOM ON THE REG‼️😈

[rouecentric]

it’s SLUTMAS you HOE HOE HOES‼️👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 Santa Claus is CUMMING 💦💦 to town 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆and he wants to know if you’ve been NAUGHTY 😈😈☠☠ or NICE 😇😇🙏🙏this DICKCEMBER 🗓🗓 if you want Daddy tO STUFF YOUR STOCKING 😫😫😍😍 this SLUTMAS 👄👄🎄🎄 you better be a GOOD GIRL/BOY/THEYTHEM👼👼👼 because SaNTA IS WATCHING‼️🔍👀 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your SLUTTY ELF HOES who are DEFINITELY on the naughty list 🍆🍆🍑🍑 get 0️⃣ back and you won’t be jingling any balls this slutmas eve❌❌❌👎👎🙅🙅 get 5️⃣ back and you’ll be sucking on some CANDY CANE DICK 2nite 🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Daddy will show u a WHITE CHRISTMAS 🍆🍆🍆💦💦👉👌💦💦🍆🍆🍆

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

We need a sir psycho sexy copypasta

A long, ⌛⌛⌛ long, ➖ long, ➖ long ⌛⌛⌛ time 🤣 ago 😅 Before 🤔 the wind, 🎐 before 😂 the snow 🎿 Lived a man, 👨‍🎤 lived a man 🦸🏾‍♂️ I 😞😍😍🥰���😍 know 💭 Lived a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🌈 named 🧨 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho 🤬 Sexy 😇 that 😚💶🚅 is me 👈 Sometimes ✨ I 😀 find 👀 I 🙄 need 😋 to scream 😱 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐝 But 😥 we 😬 love 🤣 him 👴 so He's 🚹 a freak 😂😜😝 of nature 🐞 But ✋ we 👩🌊 let 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🙆💂 him 👴 go 🦟

Deep 😱 inside 💠 the garden 🏡 of Eden 😨🍎🏀 Standing 🚹 there 🦧 with my 🌽🥕 hard 😩 on 🔛 bleedin' There's 👀 a devil 👿 in 🛌 my 👀 dick 🥖🥒 and some 👱🏻‍♀️ demons 👹 in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ my 🏿 semen Good 👌 God 🙏 no 😞🌈 that 😐🤔 would 🙏👉 be 👄 treason Believe 🙏 me 👰 Eve 🎉 she 👩 gave 🎁 good 👌 reason 🤔 Booty looking 👀👀🙆👀 too 🤷‍♀️ good 👍 not 🚯 to be 🎮 squeezin' Creamy ☁️ beaver hotter 👏🏼🍨 than 👧 a fever 🤧 I'm 🤣 a givin' 'cause 💋 she's 👩 the receiver 📞 I 😬 won't 😧😏😏 and I 💫 don't ✋ hang 👜 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 until 🍏 I 😳 please 🙏 her 💭🚺🚺 Makin' 😩 her 👩 feel 💋💋 like 🎅 an over 🤬 achiever I 😀😀😀 take 😤 it away 😇 for 6️⃣9️⃣ a minute ⏰ just 😔 to tease 🍾 her 🙄🙄🧐 Then 😮 I 🏿🏼 give 🎁🚨 it back 🤚⬅️ a little 🤔 bit 😁 deeper Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🥖👌🏼🏼👍 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 👍 (he's ✅ the man 👨‍👧 that 🚇 I 💰 met 👄 one 👆🤓 time) ⌚ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🌴🎲👗⛔ (he's 😗🅰️ the man 🦂 that 🔀 left ⬅️ me 🤣🤣 blind) Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😏 (he's 🚹 the man 👨‍🏭 he's 🚹 the man 🦂 he's 💁‍♂️ the man) 👨‍✈ Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 (yeah) 💁🤷 He's 👨 a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🐌 But 🤔 we 🌽 love 😍 him 👴👨 so He's 💁‍♂️ a freak ‼️🤪😳🥴🥰 of nature 🌋 But ✋🏽 we 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 let 🧑🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏽 him 👨 go 🦗

I 🏼🏼 got 😩 stopped by 😺 a lady 👵👒 cop 👮 In 🎻🎻🎻 my 👄 automobile 🚗 She 👩‍🔬 said 🗣️ get 🙌🏼 out 😤 and spead your 👈 legs 👐 And then 🙊🐵 she 👱‍♀️ tried 👀 to cop 🚔🚔👨🏽 a feel 💓 That 😐 cop 👮 she 🥰 was all 🤠 dressed 👖 in 👆 blue 👖 Was she 🧏 pretty? 💅💃 Boy 👨‍👧‍👦 I'm 👈 tellin' you ✌️ She 🙇 stuck 🧍💆‍♂️ my 😀 butt with her 👩 big 😏 black ⚫ stick 😶📏 I 👏 said, 🙊 "What's 🤔 up?" 🙅😍 now 📅 suck 🐓 my 👨👨 dick 🔥 Like 👬 a ram 🐐 getting 🉐 ready 😏 to jam the lamb She 👩 whimpered just ❗ a little 💖 when 😂🕕 she 👩🏼 felt ✋🏻 my 🧜🏻‍♀️ hand 👭 On 🏽🏽 her 👩 crotch so very 📈✅ warm 🔅 I 🚫 could 🔮 feel 💓 her 👩 getting 💯 wet 🌊🌊 through 🪀 her 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ uniform 🥋 Proppin' her 👩 up 🤸‍♀️🔊 on 🔛 the black ⬛ and white ◽💮 Unzipped and slipped, 😮 "Ooh, 🦟 that's 👨👉 tight" 😻 I 😊 swatted her 💃 like 🏩 no 😣 swat team 👥 can 🥫 Turned 🔄🔄 a cherry 🌸 pie 🥧 right ☝🏽 into 🚪 jam Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😜 (I'm 🙅‍♂️ the man 👨‍⚕ that 💪 you 👈 met 👄 one 🔂 time) 🥰 Sir 👨👨👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✨ (I'm 💂🏿 the man 👨‍💼 that 🤩 will 🤔 leave 🍃🍀 you 🦎 blind) Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 yeah ✅😜 (I'm 👱👏 the man, 👱 I'm 😂😂 the man, 🤦‍♂ I'm 😂😂 the man) 🌊😗 Sir 👨 Psycho, 🤬 Sir 🎖️😔 Psycho, 🤬 yeah 😎

Hello 👋 young 👶🏿 woman 👧 that 😻 I 🙍🚫 love 💞 Pretty 💅 punk rock 🥌 mama 🧍‍♀️ that 😔😐 I'm 💘 thinking 🤔 of Hold 👬👬 me 🏿 naked if you 🧘🏾 will 🎀 In 😳 your 😈 arms 💪 in 👉 your 👇 legs 🏊🕺 in 🧚🏻 your 👣 pussy 🍂🐱 I'd 🙏 kill 🚿 To be 👎😨 with you, 😳 to kiss 😗 with you, 👨🏻👈 I 👀 do 👀 miss 🧍‍♀️ you 💃🕺 I 👀 love 😍 you 😕🏿 Lay me 🧘‍♂️🧘‍♀️ down, 👇🔽 lay me 😳😟 down, ⬇️ lay me 🚩 down, 🔻 lay me 😩 down 🔻 Lay me 🙋🏽 down, 👇 lay me 💻 down, 📉 lay me 🧼 down, 📩 lay me 🤲 down 👎 Descending waves 🏄 of graceful pleasure 🙏 For 💯 your 👉✋ love 💖 there 👉 is no ✨ measure 💅 Her 👩 curves they 💁 bend with subtle 🤔👌👌 splendor Now 🕥 I 😀 lay me 🚏 down 📷 to sleep 😴 I 🎧 pray 🏃 the funk will 💫🌸🧚🏻 make 💃 me 💁😙 freak 😂😜😝 If I 🧍 should 👫 die 💀 before 😺 I 😊 waked Allow 👨‍👨‍👦‍👦🎫🎫 me 👊🤰👏 Lord 👑 to rock 👩‍🎤 out 🤬🤬 naked Bored 😒 by 😡 the ordinary 🔬🧫🔭🧠 time 🕓 to take 💅 a trip 🚞 Calling 📞 up ⏫ a little 🐭 girl 🚶🏼 with a bull ♉ whip ✋👊🏄‍♂️ Lickety split 🕺🏻 go 👩‍🦲 snap, 📷 snap 📷 Girl ♀️ gettin' 💯 off 🥵 all 😩 in 🤖 my 💁🏽 lap The tallest tree 🌲 the sweetest sap Blowin' my 🎸 ass 😐 right ☝🏽 off 🎮 the map 📍 Ooh 😳 and it's nice 🔥 out 😛 here 🥵 I 😀 think 💭 I'll 😡 stay 💒 for 4️⃣ a while ⌚🙄

Feel free to spread this everywhere

[agonizedembrace]

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: eve

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: what if the next time i'm interviewed

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: when someone asks about my love life

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: i just pretend i don't understand

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: i'll start talking in korean

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: like that one time with the terrible reporter where you had to translate 😇

[ -> pride demon 😈 ]: "but ahri you were just speaking in english" i no longer know the words. maybe i'll remember them when you ask interesting questions

@spirithunts | unprompted question 💜

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: you just suddenly forget english

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: you know wouldn't be the first time it'd happen to someone tbh

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: let me translate it

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: 😇😇😇

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: though maybe ill forget english too if the question isnt about akali

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: do i have to make out with her on camera??? i will

[ -> foxy mama 💦💦 ]: let me make out with her on camera, ahri

[catsarno7024]

Lilith's Lament- Femme Fatale Freakshow Shared World

😈 Reverse Harem

😇 Found Family

😈 Touch Him and Die

😇 Cinnamon Roll MMC

😈 Angels & Demons

😇 Enemies to Lovers

We are the Femme Fatale Freakshow.

The things that go bump in the night. The monster of your nightmares. The blade in the shadows. The bitter end you never saw coming.

And we are s3x personified.

~~

Samael. My ex. Well... it's a technicality.

Anyway, he’s in trouble. So, I pack my bags and head to Earth to help him. Eve and Adam are set to ruin him all because of the relationship he had with me thousands of years ago.

I just think Eve is jealous and needs to get a damn grip.

Then, a mysterious card appears, offering me a chance to become an assassin. Is this a trick? I’m not even supposed to be on Earth.

How delicious. Guess I might be sticking around for a bit longer.

This book is intended for readers 18+. Some of the triggers include, but are not limited to: Death, murder, and sex. I have also taken some liberties in regard to religion.

Book link:

https://books2read.com/lilithslament

Series link:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CRGB4GLN

#ravindemarco #lilithslament #femmefatal #coverreveal #preorder

[v-anrouge]

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