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[catinflight]

WOuhhhg got around to drawing amalgam-Murtagh

(Amalgamtagh??????? Murtgam???? Hsgshsud))))

L a rge

Lazy sketches that I don't really like BUT OUUUUGHHH I need to complete the trio of murtagh au's

It's mandatory for all the scrunkle characters I obsess over

ANYWAY, yapping lore (sorta,,,, i don't actually have a lot of stuff nailed down.)

Probably one of the weaker au's since I haven't really thought alot abt it BUUUUT

Basically, Thorn & Murtagh do the whole

"visit the Draumar and get captured by bachel,"

but instead of bachel keeping them as her prized rider, she corrupts the sacred bond

(as commanded by Azlagûr, big scary lizard under ground or something)

and basically Mish-mashes the two together

(think of it like crudely stitching the halves of two diffrent dolls together)

then traps them under some large mountain in Nal Gorgoths' mountain range for like a couple of hundreds of years before- ERAGON‼️‼️‼️ ERAGON⁉️⁉️ ERAGOOOON🔥🔥🔥

ough h anyway, yeah Eragon gets there because, like, at this point literally everyone he has cared about (not counting Arya or any of the elves) have passed away at this point because- yknow- he's immortal they aren't.

Eragon has assumed murtagh must also be dead / missing, and so instead, he's the one who stumbles upon the Draumar and bachel and yadda yadda you know the deal by now.

Some stuff happens, Eragon snoops around, and BAM

AMALGAMTAGH UNDER THE MOUNTAIN‼️‼️

Eragon is pissed, amalgamtagh is pissed, and bachel is

Well

Bachel.

So far, I haven't thought about much else since murtcat and shade-murtagh have been consuming all of my brain power.

Oh, a little silly I should mention, in the au, Morzan suffers a similar fate, where in his battle with Brom, instead of Brom killing his dragon, Bachel's freaky bird skull amulet that galb gave morz to wear activates, he gets amalgamated with his dragon, and from almost dies trying to slay him, but that part is purposefully left out of the folktale bc THATS CRAZY‼️‼️

Anyway, imma go get some shut eye y'all, thanks for coming to my Ted talk

[hotdogmchiggin]

Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏

Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)

Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍

The REAL reason this is late

[lowkeyren]

HELP NOT BOOTHILL AND AVENTURINE FIGHTING OVER THE BILL LMFAO 😭😭🙏🏻

aventurine's voiceline:

boothill's voiceline:

THE WAY THERE'S AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR THIS BSHDJSIAHSKSK i love this game pls.

guys they're so silly.... 😛😋

pspspsss

[carebeardean]

[dykealloy]

*average person gets thrown through 3 windows a year* factoid is actually just a statistical error. average person gets thrown through 0 windows per year. Trafalgar Law, who has been experiencing defenestration since he was 10 years old, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[gyrovagi]

romance is a grey warden and their blighted wife 👍 (i am smiling but i look extremely pained)

[lesbianten]

touch me, tease me, feel me up... ♪

[sophriac]

Happy late 272937292829379338th birthday to this man

[kate-bot]

VERSION TWO of my smiling friends badges!! i think they’re a lot better than the first ones!!!

oh !!! this is also a gift for @bunnidot0rg >:))) I HOPE YOU LIKE THEM

[artbyfuji]

idk what to do with these...

[hiphopcherrrypop]

hes finally done dying after like a year or wtvr god bless 🙏

[feketeribizli]

[on the cheating rumours regarding his involvement with the seperation between sally carrera and teammate montgomery "monty" mcqueen after their two years of engagement]

[tatck]

sonic is 😁👍 and that is his personality

[800db-cloud]

we cant have shit in hocotate

bonus version

[caramelldansenu]

[biggesthomuradefender]

the way so many ppl literally don’t realize that madoka is a deeply depressed and borderline suicidal person who would never, ever voice any of her discomforts or burdens (such as the loneliness and pain she must endure as a god) unless she literally couldn’t remember her own godhood and extreme guilt solely bc of her constant bright, pink, and happy demeanor and always tries/wants to everyone happy while being so internally mean to herself literally drives me crazy. 😭