#💛Sam💛

[snicker-dooodless]

excuse me sir but im gonna need you to ramble about sun wukong >:3

Okay- okay okay, so I’ve been holding back from answering this for a whiiilllee because I found it difficult to ramble about Wukong because my selfship with him is…complicated…[Rambling below!]

I love Wukong, I really do! And I really wanted to selfship with him when I first started to realize I had a crush on him. But- unlike allll of my other self ships, I couldn’t for the life of me think of lore for him and my sona. And I KNOW that’s not a big of a deal, selfshipping is supposed to be fun and free, but that little annoying bit in my brain keeps on telling me I have to have something planned out before selfshipping with him fully, like- before making a sona or drawing any art. And that’s okay! If it’s really bothering that small part of my brain so much, I’ll listen to it and put that selfship on the back burner and let me think about it.

But….in the mean time…there’s a certain other monkey that I’ve been eyeing uppp….

Macaque is so stupid. He is so edgy and thinks he’s so much cooler than he actually is. He’s exactly my type of guy. I can’t NOT fuck him.

For some reason, lore for him and my sona came SOO much easier than the lore or Wukong and my sona.

My sona, who, I’m just calling Sam for now cause I want to give her a Chinese themed name, but I wanna make sure I don’t accidentally fuck it up, so I’m putting that on the back burner for now as well! But annyyyway, she’s a sort of goddess. I don’t want to say exactly a goddess because I’d feel obligated to research Chinese legends so I don’t accidentally insult anyone but research scares me so I’m not committed to anything yet.

But, she’s technically a sky goddess. More specifically, a thunder/lightning goddess. She thinks so insanely high of herself and she is not afraid to let you know that. I’m sure all the praise she gets from her followers and stuff doesn’t help her ego but whatever.

Right now she’s trying to blend more into modern times, I don’t know whyyyy she’s doing this, she’s not afraid to just i go nto goddess mode randomly in the streets if there’s any danger, I think she’s just trying be ‘hip with the kids’ since she’s technically like thousands of years old. Idk.

She’d probably be introduced to the main group during when Lady Bone Demon freezes over the city and she joins the group to help. In the first few seasons/episodes she wouldn’t take up to much spotlight, she’d just be like Nezha at first before getting more dedicated episodes.

I don’t think I’ve described her that well so if you’re interested feel free to check out the Pinterest section I have for her (I also have one for her and Macaque)

Speaking of her and Macaque, I haven’t quite figured out their dynamic yet, only bits and pieces, but I like to think that at first they had a bit of a friendly rivalry. At first their egos would definitely clash causing them to get in petty arguments which would then lead to a small physical fight to let off steam.

It would start like Sam getting mad or petty at Macaque, throwing a lightning bolt in his direction, and when he ducks and turns around to stare at the lightning bolt now wedged into the wall, before smirking at her and being like. “Oh, ho ho ho, so you wanna go?”

And despite them having a sort of rivalry at first, it went by so quick I wouldn’t call their dynamic enemies to lovers, idk what I would call them tbh, but def not enemies to lovers lol.

They would often start physical fights, mostly by Sam being eager to show off and just fight and Macaque just humoring her. They would often do it to train, or just when both of them have won’t up energy, but when their relationship turns more romantic there would be something about how they fight that would make the group leave the room due to being grossed out.

ALSO! I kind of headcanon that in this universe, where my selfship exists, ShadowPeach did happen. And Macaque was dedicated, he was ready to give that relationship his all. And Wukong (who I headcanon to have commitment issues) was scared shitless at that fact.

But my sona is nothing if not committed. She’ll brag about her relationship with macaque, 24-7. If anyone insults him? Uhm??? Excuse you??? How dare you insult the partner of the sky goddess???

And Macaque is not used to that, at all!! He’s used to being the one who’s dedicated, not the other way around.

Anyway, ShadowStorm core blast!!!

[retquits]

a quick sam sketch for the wonderful person who sent me a k☼fi !!! 🥺

he's thinkin up song lyrics 🎶

[undead-knick-knack]

Wishing a Sam a speedy recovery and smiley day! 💛🥹

[rosie-tyler]

Sam LaRusso & Robby Keene | 6.10

[grasslandgirl]

between tonight’s thousandaires ep and the beat the buzzer game changer ep from a couple months ago I truly earnestly want a d20 the seven revival season please please please please this is how it can still happen they’re all in the building just sit down please just go back to the dome you KNOW you want to

[ludinusdaleth]

-Critical Role Campaign 3, Episode 55, "Hope Within History"

[samson-the-whale]

So did this trend :3 @aninonimosstuff-blog

(warning suggestive (idk how to do a continu viewing cut sorry))

/silly

[aninonimosstuff-blog]

*Whisper whisper whisper*

Sam Gram belongs to @samson-the-whale

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

Bringing up some angst because I crave violence:

How would the SDV and SVE marriagables react to their kid/kids having the gift of magic, but then they learn that their children might get taken away by the ministry of magic to study under a mage in a different town?

Hello 👋 Glad to see you here again ☺️ I hope you don't mind if I only do SDV and SVE bachelors here 💕

SDV and SVE bachelors react to the news that the Ministry of Magic may take baby away from them and Farmer:

"Sam, our kid has magic." "That's awesome!" "Also, our kid can be taken away by wizards from the Ministry of Magic without our permission, to be put in the hands of a stranger for magic training..." ".... Now that's not awesome at all." Sam is completely confused and doesn't know what to do. Naturally, he doesn't want to give his own child to just anyone and to an unknown place. So he will consult with the Farmer on what to do. His first suggestion will be to make a lot of traps in house for uninvited guests, as in the "Home Alone" film. If their arrival is not avoided, the musician will not give up the baby without a fight!

"If they think they can just walk into our house and take our kids, they're very fucking wrong," Shane will not put up with the idea of some strangers coming in and dictating terms to him and his family. He will be willing to physically attack them in order to protect the people he holds dear, and will also become a little paranoid about the safety of Farmer and the little ones. Not under his watch, no way.

"What?! It's... That's... How dare they?! What right do some, pardon my profanity, imbecile have to come into our house and take our child?! Outrageous! Oh, I'm going to go over there and tell them what I think of them..... Well, where are they exactly?" Elliott may go so far as to go to Rasmodius' tower and ask him to connect him with this obscure Ministry so that the writer can vent his tirade on these upstarts. Alas, it is unlikely that a verbal altercation and bare fists will somehow cope with powerful magic, but Elliott is ready to fight to the last for his and Farmer's child.

Harvey could hardly keep calm, but Farmer sees the rage boiling inside their spouse, which is quite justified, for they too do not want to obey the stupid rules of the Ministry of Magic. Instead of aggression and emotion, the local doctor will use cold logic. In fact, the Ministry's actions can be seen as kidnapping, a violation of human rights. Farmer already famous person outside the Stardew Valley, and Harvey is not the last doctor, so if the case is made public, non-magical people will become a big problem for the magical organisation.

The news of the magical talent and the Ministry made Sebastian very worried. It's one thing to simply be offered a choice and quite another to be almost forcibly taken away from your family. Sebby wouldn't let that happen. Even though he doesn't know much about adventurers and the concept of magic yet, he believes that he and Farmer together can handle the trouble and protect their child from toxic people from some stupid Ministry.

Alex has a similar situation with Shane, except the athlete is now even more fixated on the child's safety. He knows Farmer will always be able to protect themself, but what about their baby? He's going to start being with his baby and Farmer almost 24/7. Farmer will have to calm down the worried young dad and together solve the problem, for Alex, who is guarding the crib for the fourth night without a proper sleep, already realizes himself how this stress is taking a heavy toll on his health.

Magnus knows how the system works in the magical world and realizes that sometimes the rules of the Ministry of Magic sometimes are... questionable, but he doesn't worry about this much. He is an official wizard and it makes no sense to give another wizard their gifted baby. If someone at the top does want to give the baby to another person, Magnus has enough connections (and Camilla as a bargaining chip), to give the Ministry hell on earth. But this is as a last resort, he hopes the Ministry will make the right choice.

Yoba... Victor had once read about the Ministry of Magic and the rather strange rules and code of wizards/witches/mages, but taking a child away from their family? That's not right. The poor man is utterly confused and doesn't know who to turn to for advice. All he can do is hope they can enlighten the Ministry members when they come to their farm. Or protect the child. He may not be as brave as his love, but a parent, when they feel threatened towards their child, is capable of many things in a rage.

"Don't worry, my love. No one will take our little one because the mage who will train them is standing right in front of you." Lance himself was given to his Dragonmaster for training, but it was his meaningful choice at the time, and his parents were okay with it too. And Lance realises that it didn't go as smoothly for other families. However, he, like Magnus, is officially a mage on par with his position as an adventurer, so it doesn't make sense to give the child to someone else. Lance will not give the baby to anyone, he will defend with words (maybe even sword and magic) his spouse and his child if need be.

[preseriesdean]

The way you two keep sacrificing yourselves for each other? Nothing good comes out of it. Just blood and pain.

MYSTERY SPOT (2008)

[eemcintyre]

Ok but I’m having another category 5 Sam Rockwell in “Argylle” moment and just 😵‍💫😶😩

“You need some rest, kid.”

“I knew you better than you knew yourself, kid.”

“Pretending not to love you, kid.”

🥺🫠😭 He’s always talking about how great of an agent Elly/Rachel is, tells her he’s proud of her, makes sure she gets rest, is always trying to cheer her up and calm her down even if it’s in his awkward and clumsy dad™️ kind of way

The way he refers to her as “sunshine”, “hot sauce”, and ofc “kid” and literally refers to himself as “father” in that one scene 👀😵‍💫🥲 all in that low, gravelly voice; the arm touches, the gosh damn fuckin whirlybird, when he refuses to hit/fight her, and the way he looks at her throughout the movie, both before and after the reveal, with so much softness, affection, yearning, adoration

In conclusion, Sam Rockwell/Aidan Wilde is a pink, yellow and blue smokeshow

[cheshirsena]

HAPPY JULY 16

TW: Blood, horror images, loss of control

Yeah, I'm late with congratulations... The art took longer than I wanted, well, better late than never, so...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOOD MOON!!!

[panelshowsource]

oop looks like more lucy and sam content coming our way! 😋 though…not sure exactly what since they’re essentially launching without a format… time is ticking and ya gotta capitalise on the hype, that’s showbiz baby 😅 hopefully they’ll be able to develop their friendship even more and we’re in for some goofy times!!

[sweet-self-indulgence]

Here to drop off some fluff for you as well💛💛

Sam and you lay down on the bed, your head on his chest. One of his hands is rubbing up and down your back, the other combing through your hair gently. You can hear his heart beating, a firm one that seemed to match yours.

You close your eyes and nuzzle his chest, trying to get even closer. He was so warm and you couldn't resist trying to soak it all up.

"What are you doing?" Sam asks, almost amused.

"Trying to get closer," you mumble.

"Closer? You're already on top of me, Doofus. How can you get any closer?" he asks, raising an eyebrow at you with a smirk.

You huff and wrap your arms around him, tangling around him. "Like this," you counter.

Sam chuckles softly, his chest rumbling at the sound. He shifts, adjusting the two of you so you are both on your sides, tangling together. You hum and kiss his chest in approval, and he kisses your head in return. "I love you, Doofus."

OMG this is so cute I died!

[stanfordsweater]

y'all thank you for my christmas present 😭 what the hell i thought that post would maybe get to 1000 in january but you did it in less than a day??? i feel so loved 🥹

[ludinusdaleth]

fae & aeormatons, siblings in arms... and siblings.

-Critical Role Campaign 3, Episode 54, "Treacherous Toys"