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My dad wants to commission me. I feel bad making him pay but he’s insisting. What should I make him pay?😭

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When you get a new f/o and it all slowly clicks into place that, no, your type isn’t yellow, autistic, robots. It isn’t sarcastic and rude men with mainly purple color palettes. No, you’re just actually and truly into idiots.

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the Gulf of Mexico and twitter are literally the only exceptions with deadnaming

Hey. International people.

Keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico or whatever your term is for it. Do not allow the Republican regime to label that body of water the Gulf of America to the world. The name came from a the term Mexica, what the Aztecs called themselves. It’s been called the Gulf of Mexico since the 1600s.

Keep calling it Mount Denali. The original name before it was Mount McKinley. Don’t let the First Nations be erased.

It may sound stupid and petty. But it is an attempt to rewrite history and make us forget the origins. It is a literal white washing of history. This type of censorship is a beginning to greater evils.

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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when the same exact add keeps on showing up throughout the day

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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also pssst i made this as well. for my fellow shadow milk lovers. in case anybody wants to put their self insert or oc in there <3 the image is transparent so you can just put any artwork underneath!

ig you could also use it for regular shipping but eh here u go!!!

feel free to change the "girlfriend" to anything else as well ofc

also i know the borders are weird shhh dont worry about it its fine

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Iove you <3

✨ART IMPROVEMENT!!!✨

very first post on this blog and first fanart of tomiko - april 2023 latest fanart of tomiko - october 2024

i'd like to think i improved a lot since then and i'm really proud of how far i've come

this beautiful creechur belongs to the one and only @mishacakes

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Happy Valentines day my dear

-flirty anon

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!

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imagine being gay for a cookie lol

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«Will you be my ☆SOULMATE☆? AH!!! I MEAN SOULJAM SOULJAM!!!! Nailed it.»

I freaking love Valentines day even tho I'm single and ready to mingle (no not at all lmao) So i just HAD to draw this stupid valentine card with this wet rat

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AHHH!!!🩷💕🩷

My love for you is no lie!

It’s Valentine’s Day so obviously I had to make a mock up for an idea I had. I am not immune to SMilk’s character.

I’m surprised I saw no one else use this line for Shadow Milk Cookie.

Here’s the other version I edited before realizing I forgot to color the hearts:

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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK AT THE MOST LOSEREST OF LOSERS!!

This is SO well done, I love your art so much, oh my GOD!! Thank you so much Eve!!

🌻Valentines Gift 🌻

for my moot @snicker-dooodless

💜BUNNYBELLS💖

hope you like the doodle, I had soo much fun making it!!!

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‘He’s pretty’ this, ‘he’s getting a redemption’ that. GUYS WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES, WHAT THE HELL DOES HIS HAIR LOOK LIKE.

I’ve been staring at it for 5 minutes and can’t tell if it’s moon or banana shaped.

Jokes aside I hope I get him, blue and yellow is such a good color combo.

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for my first ever friends

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💕: Who confessed first and how? Did it go as planned or did shenanigans ensue?

🫶: Who ended up falling first? Which of them actually realized that they’d fallen in love first?

❤️‍🔥: Who tends to take the lead with showing affection?

🐱: Do they have pet names for each other, if so what are they? How does their partner feel about their pet name?

🧸: Would they want to have kids together? If so what are their kid(s) like? How are they as parents?

for your ShadowDoodle selfship >:3

ramble on dear cookie lover, ramble about your cookie pookie💕💕

OH MY GOD EVE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MWAH MWAH MWAH!!!<3

Rambling below! ⬇️

💕-who confessed first

Shadow Milk Cookie, 100%.

Despite Snickerdoodle being blunt, and is definitely the type to tell someone how she feels about them, that’s the case when her feelings are negative. If she hates you? You’ll know that, right away. If you’re her favorite person on the planet? You’ll have to figure that out on your own. She’s taking that to her grave.

Shadow Milk Cookie, on the other hand, is the most confident bastard you’ll EVER meet. He’s 99.9% sure that he’s not getting rejected if he confesses. And I hate to say that he’s right, cause that’ll only inflate his ego even more.

I saw this cute head canon that said he would confess by doing a puppet show. And that? Is so cute??? I’m stealing that. It’s mine now.

🫶-Who fell first

Both of them probably fell around the same time. Not extremely quick, since when they first met he was literally trying to kill her and her friends, but after the main group defeats him and he’s left mostly powerless and harmless (<- headcanon of mine!) they would both interact more and eventually fall.

They both fall relatively quick due to both of them not being used to having someone like each other. Shadow Milk Cookie I believe to have been withdrawn even before his fall into deceit, only growing relationships when they were forced onto him. And after his fall, he didn’t have a chance to grow any more relationships other than with the other beast cookies due to being locked up in a tree for thousands of years.

And it’s hard to dig into why Snickerdoodle cookie isn’t used to having someone like him without going DEEP into her lore, maybe I’ll make a separate post if people wanna know it, but I’ll just leave it that she’s used to being rejected. Not necessarily in the romantic way, but in familial and platonic ways. Hell, she had trouble finding a kingdom that would accept her for being different (again, trying to not go to deep into it because I don’t want to lore dump on yall lmao) So when she finds Shadow Milk, who not only accepts her and her differences, but full on embraces them, holds them up on a pedestal, she falls pretty damn hard without realizing.

Shadow Milk would realize immediately, after all, he was literally the cookie of knowledge at some point, he knows when he loves someone.

While Snickerdoodle would not realize until one of her friends (hell, maybe even Pure Vanilla) would have to tell her that she likes Shadow Milk Cookie.

❤️‍🔥-Who takes the lead with showing affection

Definitely depends on what point in their relationship they’re in at the time, but both of them love showing their affection for each other in the end, Shadow Milk cookie is just more louder with his his affection than Snickerdoodle is.

Both of them are pretty touch starved, especially Shadow Milk after he was trapped in a tree for literally thousands of years. Whenever Doodle would touch him in any way he would freeze up and try to register what was happening. But after he gets used to touch? Oh boy, he’s not letting go of her, people have to pry him off of her sometimes.

In the touch department, both of them are really good at showing their affection, they’re not scared of PDA, they actually love it. Makes people throw up sometimes. (Also, their main love language is biting, idk why, they just match each others freak ig)

Shadow Milk cookie is better in the Gift giving and words of affirmation department. Snickerdoodle definitely gets flustered while trying to compliment him while he has no chill. He compliments her 24-7. (Although there is some angst with Snickerdoodle not always trusting his words due to him being the beast of deceit)

BUT, Snickerdoodle takes over the quality time and acts of service department. To be fair, she’s used to doing acts of service to try to show her worth to other cookies, and Shadow Milk absolutely HATES it when she does something for him instead of just cuddling with him.

No babe, I don’t need you to reorganize my bookshelf, I need cuddles. Come her right now or I’m going to lose it.

🐱-Do they have pet names for eachother

Oh. My. GOD. Anyone who knows Shadow Milk Cookie knows that he canonically gives nicknames to almost everyone he knows in game. So of course he would have literally thousands for Snickerdoodle. I’ve decided to just do a list and color code it to show which’s ones they enjoy :)

Shadow Milk’s pet names for Snickerdoodle v

Doll/Dolly, Shortcake, Girly, Missy, Angel, Doodle Noodle, Sweet Pea, Treasure, Sunshine, Sprinkles(<- this one has lore behind it👀)

Snickerdoodle’s pet names for Shadow Milk v

Handsome, Mister, Babe, Loser, Kitty (<-She started using it ironically but after she found out he purrs she started using it more often)

🧸-Would they want kids together

Funnily enough, this is literally the only selfship I’ve had that I’ve even CONSIDERED the thought of kids. In the end, I don’t think I’ll really explore that concept. But to actually answer that question-

Shadow Milk cookie is the one I see wanting kids the most. I’m a true believer that even before his fall, he would love kids, giving them his knowledge, and even after his fall, he would enjoy entertaining them with puppet shows or whatnot. So of course he wouldn’t mind having one of his own!

Snickerdoodle on the other hand would be somewhat terrified? She loves kids! She really does! And I’m SO confident that if they did have kids she would be like a proud cat mom. BUT she’s used to being rejected, like I said earlier, what if her own kids reject her? That would break her. Or worse, what if the thing about her that make other cookies wary of her spread to her kid? What if she’s the cause that her own kid is rejected from other cookies? Of course that would never happen but I think she would be to scared of them concept to have them in the end, which is fine by Shadow Milk.

ANYWAY!! Here are some texts and posts that remind me of them (:

And then have some pictures of cats in love cause that’s literally them