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[hyperfixtionx1000000000000]

Tag Post 4

FNF

FNF - 🎵🎤

Boyfriend - 🚷🎤

Girlfriend - ​📻❣️

Daddy Dearest - ⌚️🎸

Mommy Mearest - 💄⚡️

Lemon Demon - 🍋🩸

Senpai - 👾❤️‍🔥

Tankmen - 🔫🥽

Pico’s School

Pico’s school - 💥🏫

Pico - 🔫👟

Nene - 💗🔪

Darnell - 🔥🧯

Cassandra - ✝️💥

Cyclops- 👁️🥊

Hanzo - 🥷🗡️

Alucard - 🌀🕶️

[bucketkizuu]

I HATE MIXING UP WORDS. I WAS WATCHING A VIDEO AND MY DAD CAME IN AND I SAID “I WAS WAITING FOR MY AUTISM TO COOL DOWN” INSTEAD OF MY OATMEAL.

[imdopperpines]

"My name is Dopper. DIPPER. Dipper Pines."

This is a brand new rp blog that I'm trying out, given my returning interest in Gravity Falls after The Book of Bill's release. As of so far, I don't have any rp mutuals, but I'm open to anyone!

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Just need to lay out some information first:

Hi, I'm the mod! You can call me CC! I'm transmasc, and use he/it pronouns.

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RULES:

🌲 I, the mod, am a minor (I'm 16), and so is the character I am roleplaying as. I will not be RP-ing smut at all, and most likely not any shipping content, either. No matter what, I don't want any content regarding: i.ncest or p.edophilia (put periods in those so it hopefully doesn't show up in searches regarding those things).

🌲 I don't mind if you're a personal account, but I will most likely only be doing rp with actual rp accounts. But I'll answer asks from personal accounts/anons in character as well probably!

🌲 It's alright if your muse is also Dipper! In fact, I think that could be interesting/fun!

🌲 I'm gonna be tagging anything triggering on here as such, but if you see something I missed, please feel free to let me know! I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable!

🌲 This is my first RP blog, so I ask that you be respectful about that. I don't mind advice and such on how to better set it up/run things, just, again, please be respectful!

🌲 I will block you if I see that you are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, intersexist, acephobic, arophobic, etc! I'm not afraid to block people--and will be doing so as I see fit.

🌲 This blog is first and foremost for me, as Dipper is a huge comfort character of mine, and also a character I heavily relate to. If there's something I'm not comfortable RP-ing, I won't.

🌲 I will be roleplaying Dipper as transmasc, whatever that entails. I'm transmasc, and I see a lot of my own experiences through Dipper. If you have a problem with that, don't interact with my blog.

🌲 I will probably be primarily doing multi-paragraph responses, as I tend to write a lot of information. This means responses might take varied amounts of time.

🌲 I don't mind crossovers or AUs, so long as you specify what the crossover/AU is! There are a few fandoms I probably won't respond to/interact with (v.ivziepop fandoms, primarily), but other than that, as long as I know the fandom, it's mostly open reign!

🌲 I think that's all the rules - if anyone has any suggestions for rules and such to add, I'd love to hear them!

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SPECIFIC TAGS (as of right now, might be subject to change):

#🌲 | pine tree (rp) - general roleplay tag

#🪩 | disco girl! comin through! that girl is you! (ooc) - this is for anything ooc

#🔍 | uncovering the mysteries (rb) - for reblogs

#🧢 | dipper’s thoughts (open rp) - for just random thoughts from dipper that are open to anyone to rp with

#💫 | mystery twins - for anything involving mabel

#❓ | pterodactyl bros - for anything involving soos

#📔 | the journals!!! - for anything involving ford

#🥊 | time to get to work - for anything involving stan

#👁️ | ugh. him. - for anything involving bill

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NOTE: all RP icons I use come from here: https://misery-icons.tumblr.com/dippericons

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I believe that's all! So, uh, bye!

[moonyasnow]

Some OC doodles

And a surprise solo appearance from Malleus!

[hopelilies]

Saw this on twt and had to draw it with Ira and Anah

[sharkstatic]

oc tags for meee (and u if you want.) just some tags for organising character aesthetics:

[ferie-anon]

🐬 Astro observations🐬

🧺 fire moons being in a earth house is very balanced, making them responsible yet passionate and understanding

🧺 sag risings or having rising in a sag degree may grow out their hair

🧺 scorpio moon in 12th house may listen to rock and punk music to maximize feeling their deep emotions

🧺 mercury in 11th house are viewed as friendly or chill, often seen as a person who is a social butterfly

🧺 gemini sun with fire or air rising being into pop culture. They know the ins and out with the internet and celebrity tea. They live in a burrow on the internet 🫡

🧺 capricorn mercury will not hesitate to ask questions. They be the type to be direct and ask for stuff if they are confused. I like their honest and direct approach.

🧺 Sag + scorpio or leo + scorpio in birthchart = rockstar/musician vibes 🎸

🧺 My friend and I notice scorpio/8th house placements in a guy’s chart tend to do boxing 🥊

🧺 In general heavy scorpio energy in the chart or mars scorpio may tend to work out in general, being physically active due to scorpio’s traditional planet ruler being mars.

🧺 I notice mercury in cardinal signs (aries, cancer, libra) tend to use emojis and gifs a lot to emote in their text messages or to put more meaning into their text.

🧺 It seems like virgo mars tend to try out ballet or pick it up as a hobby. I find it interesting that most of my friends with virgo mars have taken ballet classes before as a child.

🧺 Cancer risings could be seen as nurturing, or having a compassionate and understanding nature, ppl may at times open up to them easily or become friends with them and start talking ab themselves to these individuals becuz they feel comfortable with them.

🧺 Aries moon always seems to have so many mini talents stacked away. It can be anything creative such as music, editing, or artistic. They’re very down to explore hobbies that allow them to express themselves and indulge in creatively.

🧺 I notice the ones with very friendly and bright smiles tend to have heavy gemini energy in their chart. Gemini rising, gemini stellium, 3rd house stellium, etc

🧺 Moon conjunct moon synastry in friends is cute and funny, you guys naturally gravitate towards each others presence and notice any emotions or actions. Like sometimes you guys just stare at each other like 👁️-👁️ and observe each other, and stick together most of the time.

🧺 I notice fire suns with leo in their big 3 sorta give off a “hot cheeto girl” vibe or aura. They may prefer a fierce and bold look, via makeup or clothing style.

🧺 Virgo moon in 4th individuals could be very intuitive, or an intuitive gut instinct.

🧺 Pisces mars/cancer mars, cancer stellium/pisces stellium in men could give off momma’s boy vibes, or they have a close relationship with their mom. Just from wut I’ve observed tho. 👁️^👁️

[tulisydan]

I have some story for you. Why I love UK people. I visit in holiday for one week with Bojan. We visit one bar and there’s one guy maybe 10-years-old or something. And he’s singing there, he’s from the UK. He sing, very good you know, good voice. Then he coming and the Bojan come: ”hey you are a very good singer, you are a Superstar!” Then his father see us, the big man: ”yo what the fuck??” He coming like that, and Bojan: ”hey I try to explain that your son very good singer”. And the father: *british accent by Käärijä* HE’S A FUCKING FIGHTER 🥊🤺🥋 HE’S A FUCKING BOXING 🤛🏻😡💢🗯️” And the boy, then really the boy starts: ”🤺🤼‍♂️🥊💢🥋🤛🏻”. And Bojan and me just: 👁️👄👁️ What the fuck 😳. No singer, only boxing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[jerrydevine]

you 🫵 might have 🔍 noticed ☝️i 🧑‍🚒 almost died ☠️. again 🔁. yeah 👍 i've had a lot of close 🤏 calls 📞. this one 1️⃣ wasn't 🚫🙅 even my closest 🤏☠️. yeah 😞😥 eddie 😟. just ☝️ 🛑 let me finish 🤫. after 💁 the last 🔁 time 🕜, when that well 🕳️🏗️ collapsed 💔🤕 on top of me 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🩹... which you 🫵 survived 👼. after 💁 that... it got me 💬 thinking 💭🤔. you know, what ❓would happen to 🤓christopher 👶🧒 if i hadn't ☠️? so i 👁️ went 🏃 to my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 and changed ↩️ my will 📜🖋️. so someday 🗓️ if i didn't 🚫🙅 make it ☠️... 🤓 christopher 🧒 would be taken🧑‍🍼 care of 🫂. by you 🫵😇. what⁉️‼️ it's in ⬇️ my will 📜✍️, if i 👁️ die ☠️, you 🫵 become 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 christopher's 🤓🧒 legal ⚖️ guardian 👨‍👦. uh 😮 i 👁️ mean how ❓ does that 🤔 even work 💼? don't you 🫵 need ✅my consent 🤝💯? my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 said you 🫵 could ✅ refuse 🙅🚫. you 🫵 know ✅ i wouldn't 🙅😟. nah 😏, i know ✅ you 🙅 wouldn't 🚫. i mean, he 🧒🤓 has grandparents 👵👴, other family 👨‍👨‍👦. yeah 😔😞. after 💁 shannon 🧍‍♀️ left 🏃, they all tried 🤲 to guilt 😔 me into giving 🤲🤝 christopher 🧒🤓 to them 👴👵. it's not 🙅🚫 what i wanted ❤️ then 🗓️, it's not 🚫 what i want ❤️ now 📍. if it came 🧍 to that 😡😤, wouldn't they 👵👴 fight 💪👊🥊 for him 🧒🤓? i don't know 🤔. maybe 🤷. probably 🫢🙄😒. but no one 🚫🧍 will ever 👊 fight 🥊 for my 🤲 son 🧒🤓👨‍👦 as hard 💪 as you 🫵. that 🫂 is what i 👁️ want ❤️ for him 🧒🤓. well ☝️, you 🫵 said 🗣️ you did this 📜✍️ last year 🎉🗓️. why 🤨 are you 🫵 just telling 💬 me now 📍? because 😮‍💨, evan ☺️🥰😠🤗, you 🫵 came in ⬇️ here 🏥 the other day ↩️📆 and you 🗣️ said 🗣️ you thought 💭 it would have ↩️ been better 😁👍 if it had 🚒🧑‍🚒 been you 🫵 who was shot 🔫🩸. you 🫵 act 🎭🦸 like you're 🧍 expendable ☠️💔. but you're 🫵 wrong ❌🙅.

[cannibalsmayhem]

𓎟† TRANSiD C◇DES †𓎟

☂️ , 🍥 , 🔁 , 🔀 ~ TRANSiD ( GENERAL ) .

🌐 , ☁️ , 🔳 ~ TRACE .

💱 , 🧳 ~ TRANSNATi♡NALiTY .

📍 , ✈︎ ~ TRANSL♡CATiON

🌅 ~ TRETHNiC / TRANSETHNiC .

🥂 , 🏮 ~ TRANSCULTURE / TRANSCULTURAL .

🦯 , 🦿 , 🦽 ~ TRANSABLED .

💫 , 🐾 , ❤️‍🩹 , 🦚 ~ TRANSSPECiE .

🧬 , 🩻 ~ TRANSB♡DY .

📏 , 🧍 , 🧍‍♀️ ,🧍‍♂️ ~ TRANSHEiGHT .

⚖️ ~ TRANSWEiGHT .

🛐 , 🌙 ~ TRANSFAiTH / TRANSRELiGi♡US .

🩸 , 🎐 ~ TRANSAMiA / TRANSBL♡♡D .

⏰ , 🍭 ~ TRANSAGE .

🌱 , 🍭 ~ OTY ( ♡LDER TO Y♡UNGER ) .

🌾 , 🍭 ~ YTO ( Y♡UNGER TO ♡LDER ) .

⛅ , 🍭 ~ AGEFLUiD / AGEFLUX .

➕ , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSPLURAL .

🐌 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSTRAUMAGENiC .

🐚 , 🧼 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSEND♡GENiC .

🧠 , ⏫ ~ TRANSSEVERiTY .

♾️ , 🔄 ~ TRANSAUTiSTiC .

🦋 , 🫧 ~ TRANSADHD .

📼 , 🦋 ~ TRANSSYMPTADHD .

🎭 , 💢 ~ TRANSBPD .

🔇 ~ TRANSMUTE / TRANSMUET .

〰️ , 🔇 ~ TRANSMUTEFLUX .

🔕 , 👂 , 🦻 ~ DEAFTRiC / TRANSDEAF .

🛡️ , 🗯 , 💭 , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANSDiD .

🖇️ , 🧑‍🧑‍🧒 ~ TRANS♡SDD .

🥢 , 🦯 , 🐚 ~ CANEiAN .

🔦 , 🎗 , 🌩 ~ TRANSEPiLEPSY .

📦 , 🍱 ~ TRANSiTEM .

🌑 , 🎗 , 🌙 , 💨 ~ TRANSADDiCT / DiADDiCT .

🎠 , 🌈 , 🏳️‍🌈 ~ TRANS♡RiENTATi♡N .

💥 , ☀️ , 🦸‍♂️ , 🦸‍♀️ ~ TRANSUPERP♡WER .

⚡ , 🌙 , 🌑 , 🪐 ~ TRANSZ♡DiAC .

💭 , 💡 , 🌐 ~ TRANSPHANTASiA .

💽 , 💿 ~ TRANSTHYMESiA .

☯ , 🎑 , 🌉 ~ TRANS♡PiNi♡N .

😈 , 📣 , 💢 ~ TRANSHATE / TRANSHATEFUL .

💔 , 💢 ~ TRANSHARM / TRANSHARMFUL .

🐘 , 🥚 ~ REPUBLiX .

🐎 , 🗳️ ~ TRANSDEM♡CRAT .

🔱 , ⚜️ ~ TRANSiNTR♡JECT .

🕰️⏰ , 🥣⏰ ~ TRANSiAN .

⏰️3️⃣ ~ TRiAGE .

🦠⏪⌛ ~ PANDEMAGE .

🇲🇽💯➕ ~ HYPERMEXiCAN .

☄️🌐 , ☄️☁️ ~ XEN♡RACiAL .

🖌️🧳 , 🖌️💱 ~ XENONATi♡NALiTY .

☄️🥂 , 🖌️🏮 ~ XEN♡CULTURE .

🔰🌼 , ♿️💝 , 🌸💕 ~ TRANSNEUAJU .

⚡️🦋 , ⚡️📼 ~ TRANSHYPERFiXiATi♡N .

💺🎈 ~ TRANSQUADRi / TRANSQUADRiPLEGiC .

🫀⏪🐌 ~ TRANSBRADiCARDiA / TRANSL♡WHEARTBEAT .

🎀💎🧬 ~ TRANSTRiNAN♡PiA .

💤⭐️ ~ TRANSNARC♡LEPSY .

🌡️🩸 , 📍🥊 , 🎭📌 ~ PERMAPAiN .

🦠5️⃣🐱 ~ TRANSFiV .

🔁🕖 ~ TRANSYEAR .

🗣️💬📊 ~ TRANST♡NE .

🔁🔊 , 🔁💬 ~ TRANSV♡iCE / ALTV♡iCE .

🔁🏳🔊 , 🏳💬 ~ TRANSACCENT .

🔢🔊 , 🔢💬 ~ POLYACCENT .

🔢🏳〰️🔊 , 🔢〰️💬 ~ ACCENTFLUX .

🌀 , 💬📝➕ ~ TRANSLiNGUAL .

🔁📱🔊 ~ TRANSAACUSE / TRANSACC .

🦇👤 , 🦷🦇 , 🌱👤 ~ DENTESB♡DiC .

🦎👤 , 🐊🦕 , 🌵👤 ~ SPiCiSB♡DiC .

🖐️👤 , 🐾🐓 , 🍂👤 ~ UNGUiB♡DiC .

😈👤 , 🦄🦏 , 🍁👤 ~ RAMUSB♡DiC .

🕊️👤 , 🐦🦇 , 🍃👤 ~ ALiSB♡DiC .

🐾👤 , 🐶🐱 , 🌳👤 ~ MANUSB♡DiC .

☔🚰💦 ~ TRANSRAiNWET .

🔁💗👁️ ~ TRANSL♡VERPUPiLS .

👁️🌈🧩 ~ TRANSC♡L♡REDEYES .

💛💜🤍 ~ TRANSiNTERSEX .

🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 ~ TRANSTRANS .

💜🖤💛🤍 ~ TRANSENBY .

🕯️🍃 ~ TRANSCENT .

🕯️🌊 ~ FLUiDSCENT / SCENTiANFLUiD .

♟️🔄 ~ TRANSCLUB .

💚🩷⚰️🌎 ~ TCOAALiXURE .

✨ ~ TRANSCURE .

🥇⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMAFiRSTPLACE .

🥈⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMASEC♡NDPLACE .

🥉⭐️ ~ TRANS / PERMATHiRDPLACE .

🟩☀️ ~ PERMAPARTiCiPACi♡N .

💤🛏🌙 ~ TRANSDiURNAL .

💤🛏☀️ ~ TRANSN♡CTURNAL .

⬆️⚧️ ~ TRANSM♡REDYSPH♡RiA .

⬇️⚧️ ~ TRANSLESSDYSPH♡RiA .

🔆✖️ , 🪻✖️ , 💛✖️ , 💜✖️ ~ TRANSGENDERDYSPH♡RIA .

🔀🧃🍭 ~ TRANSCHiLDH♡♡D .

📖🌟 ~ TRANSFiCTi♡NAL .

♾️🎭 ~ PERMAMASK .

🦇🪦 ~ TRANSVAMPiRE .

🖤⚰️ ~ TRANSDEAD .

🧪🕒 ~ TRANSRADiUMP♡iS♡NiNG .

🦠☢️ ~ TRANSEXPERiMENT .

🦾🌈 ~ TRANSPR♡STHETiC .

♾️💢 ~ PERMABRUiSE .

🔀⭕️ ~ TRANS♡BJECTUM / TRANS♡S♡R .

👨❤️💋👨 ~ TRANSFUJ♡ .

👩❤️💋👩 ~ TRANSHiMEJ♡ .

🪻🌎 ~ TRANSPEACEFUL .

🪷🌎 ~ TRANSHARMLESS .

🌱🪷🌎 ~ TRANSGREENTHUMB .

💉💢 ~ TRANSANTiVAX .

🔃🔗 ~ TRANSCRiMiNAL .

🔪 , 🔃🗡 , 🔃🔫 ~ TRANSKiLLER / TRANSMURDERER .

💜ϟϟ , 💜🍞 ~ TRANSN#4Zi .

💙ϟϟ , 💙🍞 ~ TRANSNE♡N#4Zi .

🌈☂️ , 🌈🍥 , 🌈🔁 ~ TRANSEVERYTHiNG / TRANSPAN / TRANSPANDiA .

🛡️🖇️ ~ TRANSDiD♡SDD .

☂️❔ , 🍥❔ , 🔁❔ ~ QUESTi♡NiNG TRANSiD .

☂️🤝 , 🍥🤝 , 🔁🤝 ~ TRANSiD H♡ARDER .

O = ♡ I = i !!

[hp-hcs]

Hello there.

Since you're taking a request, then maybe some poły relationship with Theo and Mattheo. Preferably male lub gn reader

Thanks and have a good day

aaaaaa a non-monogamous relationship with my two favorite boyos??? abso-fuckin-lutely!!!

polyamorous theodore nott & mattheo riddle x gn!reader headcanons

(lovely pictures from @demieyesore)

since it wasn’t specified if the boyos were dating each other as well or not, i made it ✨up to reader interpretation✨

❕gender-neutral reader❕

TWs: violence (it’s theo & mattheo, what do you expect?), brief sexual harassment/attempted sexual assault (?)

requests open (please for the love of god)

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general headcanons:

mattheo is little spoon and i will take no arguments

(he’s almost always in the middle <3)

if you call theo literally any pet name he will die on the spot

same if you call mattheo any variation of ‘pretty boy’ or ‘cutie’

(extra bonus points if you compliment something unrelated to his physical appearance, like how well he did on a test, or how perceptive he is. homeboy will have no idea how to respond. he’ll just be like 🧍‍♂️🥹👍🫶)

the poly thing actually only happened because there was a very aggressive love triangle thing going on and then they were like “wait this is dumb”

plus, it makes a bunch of the teachers uncomfy, + both of their fathers, so really it’s ideal

they r possessive as F U C K

they can share with each other, that’s it. no one else.

i dare anyone to try to bully or harass you

or actually, even just look at you

OR IF SOMEBODY TRIES TO ASK YOU OUT

someone call an ambulance for the poor fuck 💥🚑🚨🩹🪦💀

lil oneshot thing? idk man:

you go to one of enzo’s stupid parties without your boys

“i’ll be fine guys, promise”

y/n was, in fact, Not Fine™

someone tries to hit on you but just DOESNT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER

let's say it’s cormac mclaggen cause mf is creepy asf

(i know everyone makes him like ‘the bad guy’ but yk what if you don’t like it go write ur own headcanons. they’d probably be better anyways)

anywhore, cormac is like, getting a lil too close for comfort

just kind of haranguing you the whole night

offering drinks, complimenting how you’re dressed, telling you that your boyfriends are “so lucky to have someone as sexy as you”

🤮🤮

you are OBVIOUSLY uncomfortable

but shit hits the fan when he grabs your waist/hip area and tries to kiss you

✨surprise!✨

your mancandy was here the whole time 😌

(not cause they don’t trust you, they just don’t trust anybody else)

💥👊😡🩸🩹🔪🗡️💣

cormac: 🥊🦷😵‍💫🩸🩹🩼☠️⚰️🪦

(lowkey hot to watch em defend you but yk)

((y/n for literally no reason: 👁️🫦👁️)

(((if you tell mattheo you think it’s hot, he’ll just go 🥺🫶💋😚🫂)))

misc:

expounding further on my earlier mattheo x reader headcanons, a scientific study i’ve conducted has found that mattheo riddle is, in fact, a himbo

from the new partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional english, a himbo is ���a man objectified by his good looks and presumed lack of intellectual qualities, a man who trades on this image, a gigolo”

objectified by his good looks? have you met tumblr? ✅

lack of intellectual qualities? well, he thinks violence solves everything and thinks with his dick instead of his brain so i’m gonna say yeah ✅

but let’s keep it going, shall we?

a himbo is also defined as the “human version of a golden retriever—beautiful, incredibly well-intentioned, and dumb.”

…yep

beautiful ✅ well-intentioned (in his own mind) ✅ & dumb (lovingly) ✅

additionally: buff 💪 ✅ & respects his romantic partner(s) ✅

“but hp-hcs,” you bemoan. “what does that make theo?”

well, my dear delusionists, theodore nott is a hunk—not quite a himbo, but close

hopefully this venn diagram i made of some of the himbos & himbo-adjacents in the hp world will help illustrate this for you

[reputayswift]

your hologram 👾👻 stumbled 🫨 into my apartment 🌃 hands 🙌 in the hair 💆‍♀️ of somebody 💏 in darkness 🌫️😶‍🌫️ named Chloe 💆‍♀️ or Sam 💆 or Sophia 💆‍♀️ or Marcus 💆‍♂️ and I. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it happen 💏🧍‍♀️. as the decade 📆 would play us for fools 🃏🤝🃏 and you saw 👀 my bones 💀🤝💀 out 💃🕺 with somebody new 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 who seemed like 🤔 he would've bullied you 🤓🥊🤣 in school 🤕🏫 and you. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it happen 🫂🧍‍♂️. if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙 just say, 🗣️"I loved you 🥰…the way that you were 😕🤷‍♂️” if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 just say you've always…woOondered 🤔💭👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨…you said some things 🗣️🗯️ that I can't 🙅‍♀️ unabsorb 🗣️🗯️🧽 you turned me into an idea of sorts 🧍‍♀️🟰🤔💭😇🪽 you needed me 🫂 but you needed drugs more 🤷‍♀️ and I could-n't. 🙅‍♀️. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ 🫣. it happen. I changed into goddesses 🧝‍♀️ villains 🦹‍♀️ and fools 🤡🎨🖌️ changed plans 🇬🇧✈️🗽 and lovers 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 and outfits 👩🏼‍🦱👱🏻‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️👩🏻‍🦳👩🏼 and rules 📏👸 all to outrun 🏃‍♀️💨 my desertion of you 🏃‍♀️💨🏝️ and you. just. ʷᵃᵗᶜʰᵉᵈ 👀. it 🏃‍♀️💨🏝️🧍‍♂️. if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙 just say, 🗣️"I loved you 🥰…the way that you were 😕🤷‍♂️” if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 just say you've always…woOoOondered 🤔💭 if the glint in my eye ✨👁️ traced the depths ✏️🗺️🤿 of your sigh ✏️🗺️😮‍💨 down that passage ⬇️ in time ⌛️ back to the moment ⏳⏪ I crashed into you 🧍‍♂️💥🏃‍♀️ like so many wrecks do 🏝️💥🚢 too impaired by my youth 👼 to know what to do 🤷‍♀️❓ so if I sell my apartment 🌃💸 and you have some kids 👶👧🧒👦 with an internet starlet 🤵‍♂️🤰🤳🏻 will that make your memory 🤔💭❤️‍🔥 fade from this scarlet maroon 🤔💭😶‍🌫️ like it never happened? 🤷‍♀️💭🌫️ could it be enough 🤔 to just float in your orbit? 👩‍🚀🪐🧍‍♂️can we watch our phantoms 🧍‍♂️👻❤️‍🔥👻🧍‍♀️like watching wild horses? 🧍‍♂️🐎🐎🧍‍♀️ cooler 😎 in theory 👩‍🔬💭 but not if you force it to be 🫸🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🫷it just didn't happen 🤷‍♀️ so, if you wanna break 💔🔨🤬 my cold 🤧 cold 🥶 heart 💙…..say you loved me 😞…….and if you wanna tear 🫱💔🤏 my world 🫱🌎🤏 apart 🫱💥🤏 say you'll always…woOoOonder 🤔💭………………….'cause I woOoOooonder 😞💭…….will I always…will I always…..won-der? 🤷‍♀️💭🌫️

[sm0lcatfish]

ASK GAME FOR DERANGED PLURALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR SOMETHING

💥 (BIG BOOM) - WHO IS THE EVILIEST LITTLE CRETIN IN YOUR SYSTEM. THIS CAN BE AFFECTIONATE IDC

🌊 (AHHH WAVE) - IF YOUR ENTIRE SYSTEM WAS ON AN ABANDONED ISLAND AND YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SACRIFICE SOMEONE TO THE SEAGULLS TO SURVIVE WHO’S GOING. WHO’S GETTING VOTED TO THE SEAGULLS

🌹 (EW ROMANCE) - WHO’S THE FRUITIEST MF THERE. DO THEY NEED TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN YES OR NO

🔥 (ARSON TIME) - WHO IS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBAH ONE

🤼 (FRIENDSHIP LOSES) - DOES YOUR SYSTEM HAVE A PAIR OF ARCH NEMESIES?? ABSOLUTELY ON SIGHT FOR EACH OTHER?????? ARE YOU THE FOE??????

👁️ (STARE) - DOES ANYONE JUST LIKE SIT AND LURK AND WATCH. GOT ANY STARERS????????

🦷 (THE BITIES) - WHO WOULD EAT RAW MEAT WITHOUT HESITATION. NO COOKING THAT SHIT

🐠 (BLOOD AND VIOLENCE) - WHAT’S SOMETHING OUTSIDE YOUR SYSTEM THAT EVERYONE AGREES IS SHITTY AND BAD AND EVIL. ABSOLUTELY UNANIMOUS (OR CLOSE TO THAT)

🧤 (NO TOUCHY) - WHAT’S SOMETHING ONLY ONE OR A FEW PEOPLE HATE AND DESPISE BUT MOST THINK IT’S PRETTY FUCKING COOL. WHO’S RIGHT (USE BIAS LMAO)

🐈‍⬛ (STOP SHEDDING) - WHO’S MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A FURSONA

🥊 (VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY ANSWER) - YOUR SYSTEM HAS AN ALL OUT DUEL. WHO’S WINNING.

🍎 (WHAT’S THAT ONE SAYING ABOUT THE EYE) - WHO (PROBABLY) GETS THE MOST BITCHES

🪢 (ROPE EMOJI) - WHO IS THE MOST SOCIAL. WHO HAS THE MOST ALLIES

💃 (BOOGIE) - ANY WEIRD STORIES FROM SOMEONE’S FIRST/ONE OF THEIR FIRST TIMES FRONTING????????

[chachavroomvroom]

Monaco 🇲🇨 GP ‘24 recap if you missed it:

- anthem is played with charles straight in the middle like the king he is 👑

- Carlos lap one puncture (?) and lockups out of track 🛞

- first lap kmag/hulk/checo’s threesome crashtastic spectacular: everyone is okay but everyone is also out. 🚩

- Alpines duelling in the first corners have Esteban OUT 🤺

- Long red flag: we sleep 💤

- By the grace of God Carlos gets to rejoin 3rd instead of 16th 🍀

- standing restart 35 mins later - clean for everyone 🙂‍↕️

- procession is proceeding, all the ducks are in a row 🚗🚕🚙🚓🛻🚎

- oscar gets a look down the inside of charles but doesn’t send it 👁️

- for some reason george is going snail’s pace 🐌

- bottas pits and does a fastest lap (from dead last) 💨

- fernando leads the ‘24 alonso train… ALL ABOARD 🚂

- stroll gets a free pitstop thanks to his teammate railway work… only to get a puncture a few laps later 🙃

- Guanyu and Logan passing each other in the back 🥊

- nothing’s happening in the race so we get “dad cam”, with both carlos’ and lando’s fathers looking on 🤷🏻‍♂️

- max pits between two jokes on the radio about how boring this is 🛞

-max gets right in RUS’ ass and parks there for the rest of the race trying to close that .800 gap 👹

- charles suddenly increases pace and builds a 8.5 sec gap to PIA 😈

- charles partner is visibly stressed on the tv 🤞🏻

- CHARLES LECLERC WINS HIS HOME RACE IN MONACO - WE ALL BREATHED 🇲🇨

- slayful celebration ceremony ft. fred maybe landing in prison for splashing the prince and the italians having big feelings about it all 💅🏻

- points for Albon, Gasly and Tsunoda🏅

[hopelilies]

🫀👁️

(Blood below)

[goldenhickeysandramen]

They always have been the one and only BOXING 🥊 buddies 😌

(🎼👁️ of the tiger 🐯🎶)