sharkstatic
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sharkstatic · 21 days ago
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i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to go away. you have no choice.
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sharkstatic · 29 days ago
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sharkstatic · 1 month ago
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*pulls the cock out of my mouth* and not only that, but we have to consider whether or not the gameplay loops that are encouraged by that kind of player-adverse design are things that are necessarily desirable - what are we seeking to do, create fun gameplay, or punish the players? furthermore, when you cr- *is pushed back onto the cock*
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sharkstatic · 3 months ago
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sharkstatic · 5 months ago
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I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking
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sharkstatic · 6 months ago
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sharkstatic · 6 months ago
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sharkstatic · 6 months ago
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anyone who wants to take a shot can do it!
Picrew tag game!- Create yourself now vs how you looked when you were a kid
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I was tagged by @cutebisexualmess for this but the chain was too long so I'm restarting!
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If only that little girl could see me now (she'd probably think I was cool tbh)
uhm tagging: @b3achfagz (ik you dont do tag games so u can just ignore this but i though u might find it cool) @cassiecryptic @viktheviking1 @depressedgremlinbitch @ramencat12 @inkyslimee @the-horrifying-digital-circus @patipati @cute--thing @musicalsiphonophore @tastetherainbow290 @disenchantedwarlock @bookishcatcafe and anyone else who sees this and thinks it looks cool!!
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sharkstatic · 6 months ago
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sharkstatic · 6 months ago
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This HAD to be on my blog.
Credit: theemidknight on TikTok
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sharkstatic · 7 months ago
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i saw the version with your reblog before i had a chance to go back and find the one leigh tagged me in so kai in the chain too letsgo
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tagging anyone who wants to do it!
picrew chain :D
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tagging @rainsleeper @bassguitarinablackt-shirt @holdmyteaplease @catinasink @atthispointeverythingischaos @sparrowsortadrawzzz @matxhstixkers @urbanflorals and open tag!
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sharkstatic · 7 months ago
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im having visions about things that dont even friggin matter
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sharkstatic · 8 months ago
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sharkstatic · 8 months ago
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sharkstatic · 8 months ago
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Sea monster illustrations by William 巴特尔  Bao
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sharkstatic · 8 months ago
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caught my lil panther mid yawn
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sharkstatic · 8 months ago
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