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Little scene of Leafpool and Squirrelflight looking for a den for Leafpool to give birth in

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picking up my little pile of papers and walking up to my mutuals to show them the new Blonde British White Guy of the week like a kid showing off their crayon drawing to their parents

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everyday gems

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im totally fine sane and normal about them

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Fly high GRRRLS animation meme Chonny Jash fandom would’ve loved you

Chat I’ve been using Sai for nearly six years now and only just figured out how to non-manually make outlines as a result of this piece

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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

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the first rule of shipping is get aromantic with it. the second rule is that gender and sexuality are what i want them to be. the third rule is have fun and be yourself

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everybody say bye bye jimmy carter

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little miss canon aspec representation and little miss aromantic coding

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guys I finally managed to continue my comic

Hope you like it

Part 1 /Part 2/Part 3

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guys. are we still in the fuck it we ball years or are we already at the fully develop brain part....

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People are starting to call the tumblr dash a "feed". Stop 🛑 you're polluting the ecosystem

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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If you hc that 4 and 8 are roommates. Do you think 4 knows that Eight is an octoling or just assumed their roommate is a funky fella with a funky accent