#🐝 Anon

[ozzgin]

Ozz, what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament?

(probably getting freaky like the rest of us ngl...) - 🐝

Why, if you truly must know, I was saving souls. And you could, too!

The devil can’t get the innocent if he’s too busy railing you instead. Have you done your good deed today?

[yanderefarm]

Currently caught up on your posts and saw what 🪐 anon said so to make this better lets break some more yanderes!!

We already got some Nephy content so let's step it up a notch..

How about making some of the yanderes totally codependent on us in order to even live?? Like we go really extreme and remove one of their limbs sort of things because if they're willing to do anything to keep us then we should return the favor to them

I have an issue...

-🐝

cw;; cannibalism, gore, amputation, violence, abuse, ableism (kind of?? this isn't meant to be realistic depictions to begin with so take it with a grain of salt), amputation kink, dehumanization, dumbification, pet play, dead dove don't eat

ohhhh the amputation ask was about us doing it. still. its an amputation kind of night so we're doing it.

i can only see this with a few of them so im just gonna write about them. tbh i could probably also do something with ajax but i don't know what.

silvan;; he can't hurt himself anymore if he doesn't have arms. after being particularly bad and hurting himself enough to leave an ugly scar you decided to go through the process of having his limbs removed. it's usually reserved for cruel pet owners but in your case it's necessary for his own well being. well removing his legs wasn't necessary but you thought it would be better that way. he's completely dependent on you, he has no choice but to spend his days being carried by you or his maid because you refuse to give him any mobility aids. the only time he gets a taste of freedom again is during parties where you outfit him in beautiful but barely functional porcelain prosthetics. he can't move his hands and he can just barely walk so he still has to rely on you.

imagine him cutely waking you up by crawling over top of you. you open your eyes and look up to see his cheeks red and tears in his eyes. poor thing needs you to carry him to the bathroom, you give him a little kiss before you put him on the bed. you watch him squirm and try to sit up before you finally pick him up like a child. his tears soak your nightshirt as you carry him to the bathroom. he's so pathetic.

achilles;; the ultimate punishment. one of your regulars in your streams and as a customer asked you one night how much for a leg, normal question for you. except he meant achilles leg. and he was willing to pay millions for it. achilles and you spend a long time talking it over. it's not that you don't love the idea of taking away his life and making him solely dependent on you but you're worried about him waking up one day hating you for doing this to him. he assures you that's impossible and even if he did wake up one day hating you he would want you to break him back into place. he asserts over and over that his life, his body, his mind are all yours to break as you will. so he loses a leg. and then an arm. and soon enough your cute toy is just a sweet little thing that needs you for everything.

imagine him crawling as best he can over to you whining the whole way. you take pity on him and pick him up, sitting him in your lap while you play games. everyone in the stream says hi to him so excited to see him and his face that was once the picture of stoicism lights up with glee. he waves a nubby arm at them and almost falls off your lap. you give him a gentle kiss as you fix him between your legs. you have to remind him again to use his words and he struggles to think like he has every day since he became a happy little toy. "fhank you!!" so cute.

noemie;; he's premium meat and you've always found it a waste not to eat him no matter how much you like him. so when he gets on your last nerve you decide you've had enough. he screams and cries like a proper pig but you can tell even through his tears he's so happy. you only take his limbs and let him keep the rest because that's how much you like him. he is so grateful when he watches you eating one of his legs and you're kind enough to feed him some as well!! and now, you take your four legged piggy and you put him in your bedroom, metal on his nubs, hook in his nose, a little fake pig tail in his ass. he's a reward for you after a long day of work. sometimes you take him out and carry him around for some fresh air and to see everything you've been working on.

imagine opening the door to your bedroom to see your little piggy sitting in his bed on the floor looking excited to see you and immediately oinking. you pick him up and carefully remove his nose hook before you start to head to the bath. you're covered in blood and grime from work and he smells sweaty. he'll cuddle against your chest while he talks about what he thought about all day and how much he missed you. in the bath he'll splash and blow bubbles and be all excited you have to take him out and wrap him tightly in his towel so you can actually clean yourself. but he'll never stop talking and praising and smiling at you.

[impish-baby]

LET ME KNOW IF I EVER REQ TOO MUCH / TOO MANY BUT …. platonic yandere siren headcanons perhaps ? ( to fit w/ ur monster theme ! )

-🐝

Platonic yan! Siren headcanons - 🌊 🎶

(Don't worry about requesting too much!! I have a lot of fun writing and hearing other people's ideas ^^)

🌊 - I imagine a reader who loves and appreciates the ocean but can't swim or is scared of the water! You're always so careful around it, picking up trash and helping any stranded critters back to where the sea laps at the beach

🎶 - thats what draws them to you at first... you're so sweet! Goodness, what a darling thing you are. Cleaning up, being so very helpful, maybe they should give you a little something in return! You'll start to find the prettiest shells and sea glass washed up right where you'll find them, like they were placed there just for you..

(that little excited look on your face is just so cute!! Siren squealing in the distance, doing excited circles in the water, oh their little guppy is adorable!!)

🌊 - the siren is awfully shy to actually speak with you at first, but they just need to hear your voice! Calling to you from out in the water, making sure they're mostly hidden in the rocks when they swim closure to shore to have a proper conversation. They're so giddy! To them, you're angelic.. please, won't you come closer?

🎶 - it's fine if you don't want to for now. They're close enough to admire their lovely moonbeam! But, after a while... wouldn't it be so nice to have a swim with them? They only want to hold you, dearest. They won't let you drown! Promise...

🌊 - you just have to be a stubborn little thing, don't you, darling? Alright, since you won't come on your own, they'll just have to help you...

Singing to you so sweetly, coaxing you into the water... their song makes your brain feel a little like mush as they wrap their arms around you. So cold! But you're so very warm... you're perfect, made just for them, don't you think?

🎶 - by the time you snap out of it, you're far out to sea, having no choice but to cling to the siren as they drift with you in the waves. Hush, hush, they're going to bring you back to shore! They just need to hold you for a while, darling. Now, don't squirm too much or they might drop you... wouldn't want to attract any curious sharks with all your splashing, right?

[pupyuj]

we need more gf yujin... Mean gf Yujin well kinda cause we all miss babyboy Yujin.

🐝 (new anon)

i see the word “babyboy” and that’s all i focus on 😭 just realized i haven’t posted a drabble in a while so i’ll take a look in my asks and see if anything else catches my eye 🤓 (my neglected asks in the drafts r crying rn) n e ways welcome 🐝 anon! 💕💓

p.s. sub top yujin save me—

babyboy yujinnie dating older!reader… a wild puppy has been tamed! 😭 her friends are the first to notice that yujin doesn’t behave the same around you as she did with her previous partners! perhaps even tho that two of you were dating, she was intimidated by your maturity and how wise you were but really she was just whipped as fuck! whipped to the point of literally worshipping you? well yes! 🤤 she’d try to be as serious as you are but ultimately end up failing bcs you told her that you like it better when she’s silly, aka herself 🥴🥴

don’t be fooled though! as willing as she is to drop on her knees and do anything and everything for you, babyboy still tops 🤭🤭 she has this obsession with being your most perfect pet! making sure to memorize every inch of your body and find out which parts make you moan her name the sweetest, or the loudest… 😳 fucking you gets her rlly turned and by the time you’re shaking bcs she’s given you your sixth orgasm of the night, yujinnie would be so, so drenched but she ignores her own needs bcs all she wants to do is hear her name fall from your lips, feel your nails ruin her scalp, scratch at her arms, and hold her hand 🥺

and don’t get me started on pussy drunk babyboy yujin that finds all the right opportunities to eat you out wherever the two of you are! in your office? check. at some parking lot in the back of her car? check. a random bathroom stall? check. a private booth in an unnecessarily lavish restaurant? hell yes, check 😵‍💫 yujinnie knows how to ask nicely and that’s what she does 98% of the time bcs not only is your pleasure important to her but also your comfort 🥺 however… when her feelings are too strong, she simply just puts her hand in between your legs and start kissing your neck.. she knows it was a weakness, and her lips spread into a shit-eating grin every time it works 🙄💕

and those big puppy eyes of hers that she stares at you with as silently asking for permission every time she’s ‘hungry’?? they look 1000% better when they’re looking at you from in between your legs! 😍 yujin’s heart skipping several beats as she looked at your expressions while she does her work with her tongue.. she’s making you feel so good and she’s so proud of herself! 🥺💓 every time you praise her, she just wants more.. and so she gets better and better the longer she eats you out… not stopping even when your voice was all hoarse from screaming her name..

yujin doesn’t actually care if you crush her head with your thighs or suffocate her by pushing her face so close to your pussy that she almost can’t breathe.. it was the perfect way to die! 🤭 she only stops when you’ve tapped out, or told her to stop, or when she knows you’ve had enough.. but even then she’d give your pussy little kitten licks just to tease you bcs she loves hearing your whines since you get so sensitive 🥺🥺 ah and she works so hard drinking up all your cum, finding your taste as delicious as her favorite sweets, perhaps even better 😵‍💫💓

[ohbabydollie]

I really like the idea of sleepy, chatty, morning sex with schlatt, just slowly fucking as we talk about our dreams or what we want for breakfast, ftm reader preferably <3 🐝

“yes 🐝 anon” we all say in unison

the morning light is barely peaking in as you both old each other sleepily, still warm from lying underneath the sheets all night. the air feels too cold to even think of pulling off the sheets.

schlatt’s cock is pressing deeply into you, he’s softly muttering about breakfast, gently tracing his fingers up and down your back.

it’s all peaceful, him slowly thrusting in and out of you with soft kisses and praise thrown in as you smile softly, getting out an occasional moan when his thick head presses against your g spot. a soft gasp leaves your lips once you cum, him following shortly after.

resting your head up against his shoulder, he kisses your forehead and sleepily mutters “i’ll get the coffee started, you jus’ relax”

[mochinomnoms]

So we have the tweels taking care of the reader

But consider the reader taking care of the tweels

Reader getting up before the sun does to make them breakfast

-🐝

I LOVE IT IT'S SO CUTE I wanna baby them and live all domestic like~

You're trying to get up from their grasp to bring them breakfast in bed, like a sweetheart. But Jade has his arms wrapped around your waist and head in your neck, while Floyd is hugging your hips and snuggling into your belly, legs tangling up with yours. You're effectively trapped. It takes some maneuvering, and giving Floyd a pillow to squeeze. Jade does wake up when you just manage to get Floyd to curl in Jade's side, still hugging the pillow. He asks what you're up to, a bit upset as he's not a morning person at all, and he just wants you to be at his side when it's so early. You managed to assure him that you won't be long and lull him back to sleep.

It takes about half an hour to get something going, a simple breakfast with some savory mushroom congee for Jade and waffles with syrup and toppings for Floyd. You even managed to make them lattes with very shitty foam art! Getting back into the room quietly enough to not wake them is a mission in itself, but you somehow manage, noticing that Floyd had moved to splay himself over Jade, a hand over his brother's face. After taking a quick picture, you carefully place the tray of food on the nightstand, crawling on the bed to the twins to carefully shake them awake. Their morning has a delightful start as they curl around you as you hand feed them bits of the breakfast. Floyd at least, Jade is still not a morning person and content to cuddle into your side while Floyd happy feasts.

[astarions-bride]

Astarion would LOVE to bite your neck while fucking you. Or maybe you’re just cockwarming him and he’s biting you. He says your pleasure makes your blood taste sweeter 😭😭 licks the bite marks after. Definitely has his hands on your ass all the while.

-🐝

Absolutely! 😌

If you were cockwarming him then he will absolutely nibble everywhere he can reach. Drinking your blood at a languid pace and licking over the puncture wounds look lazily. Seemingly drunk off your taste, your warmth, and pleasure.

Of course he has to keep his hands plastered firmly on your backside. It's impossible for him not to touch you when you are spread out on his lap, bleeding and whimpering in pleasure, and he will refuse to let you go the rest of the night.

[itsrlymine]

🐝 anon I love you. You just reminded me that I’ve always been manifesting I just never had a name for it. I used to get really bad cramps before I got on birth control and whenever I wanted to sleep I sat there and kept repeating “pain is just in my head and I choose to negate it” AND IT WORKED!! EVERY time but omg I completely forgot about that cause I haven’t done it in so long

Hello my lovely 🐝!! I literally used to do the same exact thing and now i don't have cramps anymore. This is why circumstances or the 3d could never effect me bc if you change change parts of your body that you can't even see with your mind?????? You can do anything and everything no funny shit. I love this so much for you!!

[setablaze11]

I feel like JJ is the type of guy to try and get with you for years, making dumb sexual jokes even though you’re his best friend. But as soon as you start reciprocating his banter, he’s so nervous he’s blushing as you lean into him with a sly smirk. Btw can i be 🐝 anon? I love your work!

You’re so right!

He’ll say something stupid out of the blue as you’re smoking a joint in John B’s hammock, laying across from each other.

“Did you know… i have a tattoo right above my dick?” he mumbles hoarsely through a small laugh, exhaling the thick smoke as he leans forward, passing you the weed.

“Bullshit” you scoff, swatting at his forearm playfully as you make contact, your own legs tangled with his.

“You wanna see?” he smirks as you inhale, choking on the smoke through a giggle, one of his hands smoothing around the bare skin of your knee like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

“Yeah, i wanna see” you reply nonchalantly, leaning forward to pass him the joint back after a few long drags, exhaling the smoke sideways so it doesn’t get into his face. You’re as serious as your buzzed state can allow you to be, eyes slanted and brows pressed together in mock curiosity.

And as soon as you lean forward again, hand slowly sneaking up his bare shin, wide grin on your face, bottom lip caught between your teeth and your bloodshot eyes dead locked on his. He’s blushing like a madman, fingers twitching on your own leg and tongue poking into the inside of his cheek, choking on the thick smoke and laughing to play off how nervous he is.

Thank you so much for being my first emoji anon. Mwah💋

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[gilverrwrites]

But who’s is who’s? I kinda want to hear your thoughts about having slade as a dom 👀

-🐝

*! YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY NONSENSICAL YAPPING TRAP CARD !*

It could go either way. I was leaning toward Roman/Reader, Slade/Jason, but oh to willingly be at Deathstrokes mercy!

He’s not a mean dom, but he most certainly isn’t soft either. He’s mostly just a dirty old man really.

He’s not like Roman who wants to punish you. When Slade gives you a task, or sets out rules, he expects you to accomplish them. He holds you to a high standard. He takes no joy (well, maybe a little) in disciplining you, but he will do it if needs be.

You’ve gotta be a service sub*; gotta take pride and pleasure in performing acts of service for him. Brats (Jason) are welcome too, he will break tame you. Again, the punishment isn’t the fun, it’s the end result, the needy little sub, desperate for his dick, that’s the fun. (Unless you want to delve into some dead dove, non-con, hate sex talks, but for now were sticking with consensual dom/sub dynamics)

Free use to him, but only behind closed doors. Don’t be fooled, he will ogle you and make details, shamelessly sexual comments in public, but that’s as far as it goes, and if he’s on a job, forget about it. There's a time and a place for everything.

However, he does expect flexibility. You’re at his beck and call, and if you don’t make it to him in a timely manner he won’t be happy.

Other, but not all kinks that speak to me:

Orgasm control, cumming is a reward for a job well done, you have to earn it.

Abrasions and markings. He wants everyone to know who’s in charge.

Choke me, daddy.

He’s just generally rough. Not impact or electro rough, but spanking, slapping, biting, face fucking. The kind of rough he can inflict with his body and nothing else.

He also doesn’t mind you getting rough back, not deliberately but if you need to dig your nails in or bite down on something, you may use him.

Furthermore, size difference, he’s impossibly big and strong so it’s not hard to do; he likes having someone he can pick up and throw around like a rag-doll.

Name calling.

Human furniture; extending from service. Don’t just bring him his drink, look pretty, stay still, and hold it for him.

Mirrors, likes to make you watch while he ruins your body for anybody else, but even more he likes DIY porn. So when he’s away on business he can have you watch yourself being used over and over again, edging yourself for hours, days, weeks until he gets home.

Dare I suggest bathroom control- purely as punishment. Humiliation to remind you who calls the shots.

*Service isn’t just about sex. He also expects things like: helping him dress and undress, grooming him, bathing him, mending his wounds and armour, cleaning his weapons. - This is not a tradpartner thing, it’s about showing respect and admiration for him, or just generally helping him relax.

[scarasbeetle]

My god! I needed that svarog content! I’m glad to see there’s someone who understands 🙏😜 Also I actually love your writing so much. Could I be 🐝 anon? :D

Anyways imagine Y/N wearing something more revealing than they usually would and going outside with Svarog. They get lots of attention and Svarog even intimidates some people eyeing the reader up by simply staring at them because he feels jealousy for the first time but doesn’t realise it 😫😫 and then when you guys get home… well, you know what happens.🫣

~🐝

Welcome 🐝Anon!

My goodness you're just so right with this!

I literally just wrote all of this with my pussy no lie 😤

(Gender neutral, Sub reader who's penetrated)

[Stomach bulging is present for those who are uncomfortable <3]

NSFW

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Svarog would be so confused on why he is so upset at others looking at you, until he notices how they all are staring at the body Y/N usually hides just for him.

He'd be struggling not to just grab you and force you open on his fingers/cock until you're nothing but a sobbing mess. But he resists because he doesn't want Clara to see him doing such things to you :(

But as soon as you're alone with him, wether you're still outside or not, you'll end up pinned against the closest surface as Svarog quickly undresses you. And before you can even say anything Svarog is already thrusting his massive fingers into you.

He'd find himself unable to go gently as he rams his fingers as deep as they can go until his lover's in tears. And only after what seems like hours of begging, He will replace his fingers with his cock that reaches so deep you could be bulging <3

And as soon as he's completely in he'll start ramming straight into your needy hole as you're waist is held by his big hands. Due to his size it's like he's just using you as his personal cocksleeve whilst his voice keeps whispering mine in your ear.

Only when you've came twice will he even think about stopping. But he also can't help but love the sounds you make when your body is against the cold metal of his.

[ozzgin]

Okay but I must ask the age old question:

Would brown cow husband make chocolate milk? 👀

Pink cow strawberry?

We must have the whole collection! - 🐝

Warning: implied NSFW!

That would be quite the business model; selling flavored milk from your horde of cow hybrid husbands.

"I'm afraid we're out of strawberry", you apologize, leaning over the counter and offering the customer a sympathetic smile.

"We, uh, we're good, actually."

From the neighboring room, your pink partner mumbles a shaky correction. You excuse yourself, and scramble to him.

"Sorry, I could see the outline of your butt when you bent over just now", he explains sheepishly.

You gawk at the overflowing jars, speechless.

[impish-baby]

if you’re open to cookie run reqs … platonic yandere cream ferret cookie? they have ALWAYS been SO caregiver-coded to me and i think they deserve to be a bit of a yandere. as a treat. if their little cookie grows up, what’s left of them to do? to be? they’re a cream ferret - their JOB is to take care of their little one. it’s their life’s purpose. their little one will ALWAYS be a little one, they always need to be a little one, so their baby will always need them. because they need to have a little one to have a reason to exist.

oh, by the way, i’m the same anon as last time !! could i get 🐝 as a signoff maybee ? ty !

Ahh, you're so right, Anon!! And of course, how cute to have a buzzing bee ^^

Platonic Yandere! Cream ferret cookie hcs - 🩵✨️

🩵 - the most manipulative caregiver ever, cream ferret cookie isn't the toughest or biggest cookie, so they have no choice but to get a little dirty with their tactics to keep their precious baby!

✨️ - sniffling, big crocodile tears welling in their eyes as they say you must not love them since you're spending so much time with other cookies... they put so much effort into raising you, and you don't care? Sobbing and whining until you promise to stay home with them, it's like a switch is flipped! They're suddenly all smiles and giggles, doting on you and making you cuddle up with them in their ferret form

🩵 - if cream ferret cookie's little pity party doesn't work, they might even threaten to let themselves crumble! They could never ever dream of hurting their little one, but scaring them a little? They can forgive themselves for that if it keeps you with them

✨️ - maybe getting gingerbrave to tell you about his adventures if you ever think about leaving the kingdom, making sure it's emphasized how you where just a piece of dough that safely grew up in the walls he worked so hard to build and keep secure. You couldn't survive on your own, silly! You'd crumble or get soggy or a number of other horrible fates, no no no... you stay right here with your caregiver safe and sound.

🩵 - speaking to you in such an infantilizing way all the time! Anytime you start to put up a fuss about anything, they're cooing at you and asking if someone needs their binkie and a nap... They never take you seriously in the slightest, acting like you're just a toddler throwing a tantrum even if you have every right to be upset. 'Aww, someone's fussy this morning! Don't worry, I'll get a bottle all warmed up for you..'

[pupyuj]

Ena!! Imagine this! Yujin is reader's rival (sort of) and one day Yuj suddenly calls reader in the middle of the night and she tells the reader to talk and she's all hasty about it too! And so you do just that but suddenly you hear whimpering and moaning on the other line?!? She's whipped enough to get off to your voice...

-🐝

rivals mentioned and ofc i have to make it academic rivals bcs that’s… yeah that rlly scratches the right parts of my brain 😍😍

you and yujin have created some sort of not-so-playful competition when it comes to your studies! listen, the two of you were college students in an irritatingly-difficult field, and if your entire time in that university was going to be hell, you might as well make it fun! and what better way to do that than a lovely little challenge with the only other smartass in the class every now and again? 🥰 so the two of you do just that? every quiz, tests, recitations, presentations, and assessments were your battlefield and your respective grades were your prize… it was simple; whoever has the higher grade wins and it was usually always a close battle between the two of you… but lately you’ve been winning a lot and that really pushed the wrong buttons in yujin 🫢

see, she knew that at the end of day, she can’t beat you in everything! you were quite possibly the smartest girl she has ever met—your grades were fucking insurmountable, yujin was never going to beat you ever 😭 but this upcoming test… she has to get a higher score than you 😤 yujin has been lacking way too much in her academics and no amount of studying was enough for her to snap out of this streak of less-than-ideal test results… so she had to find a way to shake your confidence 🤓☝️

and she’s sooo fucking lucky you have a massive crush on her annoying ass. otherwise you wouldn’t have answered her stupid ass call at 12:38 am in the middle of cramming for that test both of you were dreading to take the next morning 🤭

“if you’re here to try and brag about how you can already see that you’ll beat me tomorrow, please pack it up. i have no time to deal with your delusions.” oh, you were so cute when you tried to be mean 🥺 yujin figured that you must’ve been studying all day what with the stress on your voice and how you were mumbling profanities as you read through the material… god that really turned her on.

“good evening to you too, my dear rival!” yujin was delighted to practically ‘hear’ you roll your eyes on the other end.

“yujin… i really don’t have time to play around tonight, okay? i wanna get this over with and then get the best sleep of my life knowing i’ll have another victory over you in the bag.”

“oh come on, you need the company, (y/n). i know you and you’ve probably been swamped with textbooks and modules all day. you need a life!”

“aha, no thanks. you know what ‘getting a life’ would do to me? losing to ‘my dear rival’ after every exam because i was too busy partying and making out with and fucking three girls at a time to sit down and study.”

yujin bites her lip, holding back a seriously slutty whimper. “okay, i’ll give you that one, (y/n). i love it when you’re feisty.” and the fun ends there for you… but not for yujin! 🤭 while you’re busy going off on her for being so goddamn annoying so late in the day, she had her hand shoved inside her panties rubbing her sensitive cunt to the sound of your voice 😳 you were just too adorable trying to lecture her and her falling grades… and she could imagine your pretty little face all flared up in anger whilst scolding her and it’s such a turn on for her 😵‍💫😵‍💫

and it was on your third time repeating that yujin should party less and get serious more than she lets a moan slip out… and that literally made you freeze 🫨 see, yujin should be terrified that she got herself found out… but she was actually hoping that you’d catch her… it adds to the pleasure 🫠

“a-are you… what are you doing..?”

“mmhn… no, no, continue, (y/n).. unless y-you want to come over and finish what you started yourself, hm…?”

“me…? b-but…” a pause. “it’s late…”

“ha… you’re so cute… just keep going.”

she found it sooo endearing how you clumsily guided her 🥺 telling her how many fingers she can put inside her cunt, how fast she can fuck herself, how loud she can be, and when she gets to cum… demanding to let her see you so she opens up her camera and shows you just how well she’s fucking herself under your guidance 😵‍💫 yujin wasn’t all too fond of edging when she just wants to get off quickly but with your sweet voice telling her that it’s not time yet, she just had to obey! and ofc she loved it when you did praise her for following your words… 🥰

yujin making you admit just how much you want to touch her yourself… having to tell her about all the times you’ve wanted to kiss her and hide away to some empty classroom and fuck with her, then ofc your fantasies of getting fucked by her which rlly takes the cake and only pushes yujin closer to her climax 🤭

“ahh… f-fuck, don’t worry, (y/n)… once classes are over tomorrow, i’m taking y-you here and i’m giving you the best fuck of your life.. you fucking need it… god..!”

“really…? you’d do that, mommy?”

it was a real fucking shame that you weren’t there to really see how hard yujin came after hearing you call her that 😵‍💫 needless to say that after that test, you and yujin were more than happy to skip all of your other classes that day and just release all of your pent-up sexual frustrations to each other for the remainder of the day 🤭

[ohbabydollie]

Mafia ted getting pissed when some of his goons rob the bakery you work at.

"So yeah, we went to that one bakery down the street and took some stuff, was pretty easy."

"You did WHAT?"

- 🐝 (please excuse me if this doesnt make sense, im veryyy sleep deprived)

did this one rq bc I js luvvvv mafia ted rn (also hiiii 🐝, how are you?)

they didn’t know, truly and honestly if they had known it was you, they wouldn’t have done anything.

they wouldn’t even have thought to rob your little bakery, but hey, everyone makes mistakes

sadly that logic doesn’t apply to ted

when he saw his goons coming in all go lucky and happy with a few thousand dollars and some treats, he didn’t assume much until he recognized one of the cookies

“where’d you get that?” ted asks looking at one of them

“oh this bakery on 28th street, pretty good” he says munching on it.

ted nods in agreement, “and where did you get the money from?”

“same place” the other one pipes in, “it was pretty easy”

ted feels his face turn red through anger and embarrassment, how he was trying to look out for you and these mother fuckers fucked it up.

he grabs his gun and hits them with the barrel harshly, “GO RETURN THE MONEY” he roars, causing them to scramble to their feet

they gulp heavily, “we, um, we spent half of the money” one of them mutters

“YOU WHAT!” ted screams, grabbing them by their collar, “WHAT THE FUCK!”

ted throws him down and rubs his temples angrily, thinking about you and how hard you’ve been working lately, trying to keep up with the sudden demand in sales.

he knows you won’t take a hand out, so he thinks of the next best idea, “give me whatever you have left over” he says

the next day you get to the bakery, looking at the broken lock from the back as you frown, already thinking of replacing it and having to pay for it.

‘the thieves probably took the money from the register too’ you thought walking inside and looking at the register, sadly opening it up only to see a envelope on top.

you slowly opened it, seeing a wad of cash inside along side a note

sorry I broke your lock, I just wanted some snacks and did something stupid. I hope this is enough to cover it

slowly you count the money, smiling as it was much more than you had made the previous day and more than enough to replace your locks.

you hear a knock at the front door, looking up and seeing ted with a smile. you rush over to open the door, “ted, the craziest thing just happened” you say happily

“really? do tell”

[mochinomnoms]

found out my last romantic partner cheated on me before ghosting me and all i can think about is how in raged the octo bois would be if they found out

they would be ruthless in their responses wether it was comfort with snuggles and food or being sure to show off and smooch right in front of the cheater

-🐝

See, on one hand he's furious that someone would be so callus to broke your precious heart. Does your ex not understand what he would do to even have a chance at claiming your heart as his, and his own as yours? You're like a precious stone, and they just tossed you away like a common rock.

Yet, he can't help but be happy that they broke your heart, guilty as you cried against his shoulder. Now that they're gone, he has a chance, and the Seven be damned, he is going to take it.