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impish-baby · 1 month ago
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Zombie Caregiver Headcanons - 🧠💔
(tw: zombies!! General grossness you'd expect from undead creatures, mentions of death and blood)
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🧠 - Maybe you resemble a loved one of theirs. Maybe they were just a doting person when alive.. in any case, when they catch sight of you alone and terrified, their hunger ceases for a moment
💔 - even if you pull a weapon on them, they're determined to comfort you. Reaching out an ever trembling hand to gently caress your face even as you flinch away... cooing at you with what's left of their ruined throat 'little one..' all croaky
🧠 - congrats, you now have a guard dog! Snarling and snapping at any other zombies that cross your path. Dropping a deer carcass in front of you and being confused when you don't start to eat.. eventually figuring out they need to scavenge for cans and other nonperishbles! Being so proud of themselves for taking care of you like a good caregiver should..
💔 - you'll have to get used to smelling like death and rot. They just can't help but cuddle you! You'd think something undead wouldn't be so strong, but they easily cage you in their arms. Even if you fight, they'll just hold you until you tire out! Or maybe even feign that they're going to bite you if you don't behave. They'd never! But it won't hurt you to think they might..
🧠 - begrudgingly trying to fix up the zombie... attempting to anyway. Sewing up any wounds and half hazardly bandaging them, being smothered and cooed at right after. Ohh, such a good baby trying to take care of them! It's their job to take care of you, silly.. (Them finding cute little kids bandages for you, presenting it like a treasure...)
💔 - pray you don't find any other survivors, it'll only end in bloodshed and heartbreak. What, you're going to leave them? Abandon your poor caretaker? No...
Maybe if you ask really nicely, they'll be spared. A please and thank you like a good kid should as you sob pathetically...
Perhaps eating one of your new friends in front of you anyway to really drill it into your dumb little head that you don't need anyone but them..
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(a/n: I want to do lots of monsters and spooky posts for Halloween!! Please let me know if there's something in particular you'd like ^^)
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impish-baby · 1 month ago
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if you’re open to cookie run reqs … platonic yandere cream ferret cookie? they have ALWAYS been SO caregiver-coded to me and i think they deserve to be a bit of a yandere. as a treat. if their little cookie grows up, what’s left of them to do? to be? they’re a cream ferret - their JOB is to take care of their little one. it’s their life’s purpose. their little one will ALWAYS be a little one, they always need to be a little one, so their baby will always need them. because they need to have a little one to have a reason to exist.
oh, by the way, i’m the same anon as last time !! could i get 🐝 as a signoff maybee ? ty !
Ahh, you're so right, Anon!! And of course, how cute to have a buzzing bee ^^
Platonic Yandere! Cream ferret cookie hcs - 🩵✨️
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🩵 - the most manipulative caregiver ever, cream ferret cookie isn't the toughest or biggest cookie, so they have no choice but to get a little dirty with their tactics to keep their precious baby!
✨️ - sniffling, big crocodile tears welling in their eyes as they say you must not love them since you're spending so much time with other cookies... they put so much effort into raising you, and you don't care? Sobbing and whining until you promise to stay home with them, it's like a switch is flipped! They're suddenly all smiles and giggles, doting on you and making you cuddle up with them in their ferret form
🩵 - if cream ferret cookie's little pity party doesn't work, they might even threaten to let themselves crumble! They could never ever dream of hurting their little one, but scaring them a little? They can forgive themselves for that if it keeps you with them
✨️ - maybe getting gingerbrave to tell you about his adventures if you ever think about leaving the kingdom, making sure it's emphasized how you where just a piece of dough that safely grew up in the walls he worked so hard to build and keep secure. You couldn't survive on your own, silly! You'd crumble or get soggy or a number of other horrible fates, no no no... you stay right here with your caregiver safe and sound.
🩵 - speaking to you in such an infantilizing way all the time! Anytime you start to put up a fuss about anything, they're cooing at you and asking if someone needs their binkie and a nap... They never take you seriously in the slightest, acting like you're just a toddler throwing a tantrum even if you have every right to be upset. 'Aww, someone's fussy this morning! Don't worry, I'll get a bottle all warmed up for you..'
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impish-baby · 2 months ago
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Intro Post! 🎃
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Hiya! This blog focuses on age regression but also includes yandere and darker themes. Please keep yourself safe and block if that kind of content bothers you!
Regression is never sexual on my blog, everything I write or post is completely sfw! Please do not add anything sexual to my posts or ask me to write something in that nature
Reader will always be referred to as gender neutral to the best of my ability!
I've mainly made this blog for me to post content I enjoy, and maybe someone else will too!
You can send in a request, but know I will work on it in my own time and when I'm interested in doing it so it might take a while! You're also always free to come chat in the inbox as well ^^
Masterlist!!
Fandoms: Stardew Valley, Pokémon, Cookie run, bugsnax, welcome home, and transformers prime!
Anons!: 🐝, ✨️👀, 🌙, 💫, 🐉, 📼, 🍮🐾, 🐇, 🐙, 💚, 🐠, 🧨, 🐦‍⬛, 🦊, 🌸🎀, 🎃☕️, 🐁, 🩷🍀, 🫀, 🦦, 🦑
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impish-baby · 1 month ago
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Oc intro: Jaiden (Yan! Big brother) - 🖤
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Jaiden loves his siblings. He really does! It's just that the youngest had always been... annoying. The brat just gets on his nerves, constantly whining for attention. No, he doesn't want to play games with you! Ugh.. being so smug when his baby sibling finally stops bothering him all the damm time. Smirking and making a big show out of how relaxing it is without having you around. He definitely doesn't start to miss it..
(Is he not the cool big brother now? What do you mean you don't need help beating that boss anymore?? His dumbass friend showed you??? His baby sibling that always looked at him with stars in their eyes shutting him out. Who the hell do you think you are, brat..)
It never helped that Mom would always pester him to be nicer, she didn't want to deal with the little shit either! She was just trying to pawn them off to someone else, not wanting to deal with her youngest anymore than Jaiden did. Seriously... how annoying do you have to be for your mom not to even want you
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