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The 10 Reasons Why Puppies Are Secretly Running the World (And Why We Should Let Them)

Let’s be honest—puppies are the true masterminds behind global affairs, and we're all just too distracted by their fluffy cuteness to notice. But what if I told you that behind those innocent eyes is a grand scheme to dominate our lives, one belly rub at a time? Here’s the hard-hitting truth you didn’t know you needed.

1. Puppy Eyes Are a Form of Mind Control

When puppies give you those big, soulful eyes, it’s not just adorable—it’s powerful. That look is their way of bending you to their will. "Oh, you wanted to binge-watch your favorite show? Not anymore. You’re now committed to three hours of fetch."

2. Puppies Are Training Us, Not the Other Way Around

We all think we’re teaching puppies basic commands like "sit" or "stay," but who’s really learning here? Let’s face it—you’re the one who’s been trained to dish out treats every time they do something mildly cute.

3. They’ve Perfected the Art of Distraction

If you think about it, every time something big happens in the world, a puppy video goes viral. Coincidence? I think not. Those little fluffballs are out there working overtime to keep us mesmerized while they pull the strings behind the scenes. Suddenly, all our world’s problems seem a little less pressing when you’re watching a puppy struggling to climb the stairs.

4. Puppy Cuteness Is a Form of Currency

Forget dollars and bitcoin—the real valuable asset is a puppy's cuteness. It’s like they have a never-ending supply of adorability that we just keep investing in. Think about how many times you’ve bartered your time and dignity just to pet a puppy. Now multiply that by the number of humans who’ve done the same. That’s a lot of transactions.

5. Sleep Is for the Weak—Or So Puppies Tell Us

Puppies operate on their own sleep schedule, and if you happen to live with one, guess what? You do too now. They’ll have you up at 3 a.m. for an emergency potty break and then decide 7 a.m. is the perfect time to chew on your favorite shoes. They're slowly breaking down our resistance, one interrupted REM cycle at a time.

6. Puppies Can Get Away with Anything

Let’s be real: if you tracked muddy paw prints across the carpet, you'd get yelled at. If a puppy does it, you’ll probably just say something like, “Oh, you’re such a little rascal, aren’t you?” They’ve figured out how to bypass consequences entirely. This is a skill that even top politicians have yet to master.

7. Puppy Barking Is Basically Free Speech

When a puppy barks, it doesn’t matter what they’re saying—it’s automatically important. They could be barking at a leaf, a shadow, or nothing at all, and you’ll still respond like it’s a matter of national security. “What is it, buddy? What do you see?” Congratulations, you’ve just been manipulated into giving a full reconnaissance briefing to a creature who thinks its reflection is another dog.

8. The Conspiracy of "Puppy Breath"

There’s no logical explanation for why puppy breath smells the way it does. It’s like a magical potion designed to render us powerless. You can’t say no to a puppy when it gives you that breathy little lick on your cheek. It’s probably laced with some form of hypnotic agent. We’ll never know.

9. They’re Slowly Reducing Our Productivity

Puppies have mastered the art of looking so cute that you forget what you were doing in the first place. You sit down to work, but then you glance over and see your puppy sleeping in a cute little ball. An hour later, you’re still watching it twitch in its sleep, and your deadlines are nothing but a distant memory. Puppies: 1, Productivity: 0.

10. World Domination Through Social Media

Puppies are the real influencers, and we’re all just living in their world. The moment a puppy appears in a photo or video, it automatically gets 1,000 more likes than anything else you’ve ever posted. They’ve figured out how to monopolize our social media feeds, making us willingly share their images and videos with the rest of the world. It’s only a matter of time before the internet is 100% puppy content, and honestly, we’re okay with it.

In Conclusion: Let the Puppies Win

At this point, it’s clear that puppies are already running the world—they’re just doing it in a way that makes us think we’re still in charge. And you know what? Maybe that's for the best. After all, a world full of belly rubs, spontaneous naps, and unconditional love doesn’t sound too bad. So go ahead, let the puppies take over. Maybe world peace is just a puppy cuddle away.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a puppy video I need to watch for, uh, research purposes.

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[angelicdog]

People cannot fathom non-humanity. People cannot imagine that someone would be happy as not human. Most people do not want to be non-human. Most people are happy being human, and don't wish to be anything else. Most people don't have a desire to be non-human.

Most people would be unhappy being an animal or another non-human being. It's in stories everywhere. Becoming non-human is some sort of divine punishment, or a lesson for the characters, or something temporary. It's rarely ever something that is accepted or permanent.

This post doesn't have a point really. It's just an observation that there's a reason they think we're absurd. It's just me going "wow, I cannot understand them the way they can't understand me, I cannot understand why someone would want to be human". Idk

[saevity]

based on a dream i had, have had this image in my brain for a month i couldnt stop thinking about this really big dobermann from my weird melatonin dreams. i know this looks somewhat nightmarish but i promise it wasn't melatonin just does that sometimes

[canisalbus]

I realize youre probably more of a dog person, but can i offer fuzzy kitty tummy in these trying times?

(Wall-E sends his love <3)

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[nnicknnelsonn]

Kit Connor, meet Imogen’s new dog Brooklyn

bts source: kit’s insta

[ectopawsm]

shoutout working dog therians yall r sick as hell

[lpsotd]

todays littlest pet shop of the day is ... scottie #1201 !!

[sorun-var]

[gettinshiggywithit]

YALL MAYBE IM BEING TOO TECHNICAL OR MAYBE IM UNDERSTANDING IT WRONG

BUT DAZAI SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO SPEAK

He should have died point blank and the amount of blood on the walls isn’t nearly enough to accurately depict a headshot

THIS MAKES NO SENSE

Okay maybe asagiri made a mistake

Maybe they didnt really pay attention to the technicalities like how much blood would splatter

BUT STILL

DAZAI SHOULD HAVE DIED POINT BLANK IF HE WAS ACTUALLY SHOT BY CHUUYA AND ESPECIALLY AT THAT CLOSE OF A RANGE

THIS MAKES NO SENSE HE CANNOT BE DEAD!

[lunarbun-ships]

redesigned my sona completely!!

theyre a weird rabbit-human hybrid, due to their own experiment gone wrong or smth idk (they work in the animal human hybrid department)

also a relationship chart teehee

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Look how adorably this dog sleeps 🐶❤️🦮

[pastafossa]

Hello I have had this potato for seven years today and he's only a LITTLE wrinkly, how is he still so fresh??? Not one sprout on him! What is his aging secret??? DOCTORS HATE HIM.

The day after I brought the smol 8 pound potato home who cannot seem to believe he gets whipped cream cups now after being abandoned on a road with his entire litter:

The 7 year old potato now, content knowing he has had 7 years of pup cups and ear scritichies and will get many more, and the only road he has to worry about now is the cat zoomie road in the house:

[lucky-stick]

Yip :3 (welcome to my den)

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DNI:❌

Basic dni (homophobes racists ect) , anti pet/age regression , anti therian/alterhuman , nsfw pages , any politics page (don’t send me things about Palestine and Isreal war ect) , don’t flirt with me it makes me and my fiancé uncomfortable

idk what else just don’t be an asshole I block freely ^^’

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┆pronouns: she/he/they/it/(canine themed xenos)

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My requests are open but can be slow cus of school <3 here

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Random:

LIKES: ‧₊˚🪨✩ ₊˚🪵⊹♡

Walkies :D , dog/cat toys(crinkly and chewy ones) , sunbathing , digging holes (especially in sand) , swimming(ocean or river not pool) , scented candles and incense , soft blankets , loyalty , meeting new people/creechers , running around in long grass , smell of fresh baking , cosy spots , new places , clear nights(for stars :0) , herbal tea , helping others , smell of fresh cut herbs , salmon , seaweed , scuba diving , rock pool , climbing in trees , sunflowers , pet rocks , ball pits , helping hurt animals , warm baths , cold showers , cloud watching , hip flask , Lo-fi , peace , hope , optimism .

DISLIKES: 🍂⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍂༄

Thunder , fireworks , isolation , tight clothes , hash chemicals , pollution , strong perfume , strong wind , crossing roads , loud machinery , tight schedules , school , politicians , unnecessary conflict , close minded people , chaos , evil , greed , pessimism .

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