#🐕bark

[angelicdog]

People cannot fathom non-humanity. People cannot imagine that someone would be happy as not human. Most people do not want to be non-human. Most people are happy being human, and don't wish to be anything else. Most people don't have a desire to be non-human.

Most people would be unhappy being an animal or another non-human being. It's in stories everywhere. Becoming non-human is some sort of divine punishment, or a lesson for the characters, or something temporary. It's rarely ever something that is accepted or permanent.

This post doesn't have a point really. It's just an observation that there's a reason they think we're absurd. It's just me going "wow, I cannot understand them the way they can't understand me, I cannot understand why someone would want to be human". Idk

[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

[ghoulphile]

Walton in his slutty little mesh top 🥵

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like

uhhhh what the fuck is this sir?

i just wanna

[allthebettertobiteyouwith]

Tell your puppy to bark for you n then coo at him for being such a good boy.

See baby that wasn't so hard. you did such a good job barking for your owner <3

[lotusishere]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY REFRESHED MY FYP BUT CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIND THE PERSON WHO SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES THAT GRADY’S CRASH OUT IS ATTRACTIVE?! BECAUSE I AGREE 100% I CANT FIND IT ANYMORE!!!

[lifelyne]

@kuruka1559s

[rebouks]

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Kobe: Oh my god, are you serious?! Oscar: Nah, I’m just pissing around-.. ‘course I’m serious. Kobe: I can’t do it, dude! They’re worth a fortune, I’d-… Oscar: I bought it with dirty D-R-U-G money, Kobe.. it’s the last thing I wanna get rid of; call it a favour. Kobe: What’re you gonna do though? Oscar: I dunno, buy another one? You got any old bangers lying around? Kobe: Oh, oh-.. let’s swap! You can have my car! Oscar: A shitty little Golf ain’t much use-… Kobe: No, the station wagon! Oscar: That? Kobe: I’ve done it up real good, I swear. Oscar: A pink station wagon? Kobe: It’s maroon. Oscar: Uh-huh.. alright, why not! Courtney will love it. Kobe: [claps] Ahh, awesome! How bout you, d’you like “pink”, lil man? [Robin stares at Kobe silently] Oscar: He prefers green. Kobe: I could always wrap it for ya agai-.. woah! [Kobe fails to catch the keys Oscar suddenly threw at him, scrambling to pick them up with excitement] Oscar: Don’t kill yourself, it’ll be worse on my conscience than it already is. [Kobe yells something inaudible, already slamming the door shut on his favourite car EVER] … Oscar: Whaddya think? [Robin wriggles into a comfortable spot, nodding approvingly; noticing the steering wheel, he points toward it] Oscar: I don’t think so, pal. [Robin pouts, pointing at the radio instead] Oscar: Sure-.. cover your ears first though, there’s probably a subwoofer in the back knowing Kobe. [Perplexed, Robin glances at Oscar and pants like a dog] Oscar: [guffaws] It’s a speaker, not a doggy! Go on, try it… [Robin’s eyes widen as said speaker bursts to life with a thumping bass track loud enough to vibrate the seats] Oscar: [yells] Neat, huh?!

[arolust]

i would be a good dog on account of how im so good at doing what im told

[jennegatron]

[zekuto]

capcom, epic, PLEASE. I dont know how much longer i can hold on for.

[allthebettertobiteyouwith]

Whenever my dog is too embarrassed to tell me something that he would like me to do to him I love giving it the command to "Speak!" And watching it get even more flustered and pouty.

Also my favorite command to use casually because even if we aren't talking about anything sexual I get to watch him get all flustered and giddy <3

[lifelyne]

Puppys

The last one is Toby fox-

[memepipboy]

Listen my wedding pictures fuck okay

[kindahoping4forever]

Ashton @ The 5SOS Show Tour Milan - 26 September 2023

[dmndsol]

WOOF 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

um 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 you know like when you have to hold down a dog at the vet to give it a shot 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 yeah

i suddenly got this vivid image of owner deciding to have me bred and taking me over to have you fill me all night long just to make sure it takes 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

scared little puppy in a new place, not knowing what's about to happen 😵‍💫 did i ever mention i get flustered quickly and im easily overpowered?

you're a good dog fr you're so sweet 😭 im very open to pretty much all darker kinks, you can get rough with me 0/////0 and im so indecisive and bad about picking an emoji i would adore for you to assign me one based off of vibes 🥺

Awwww, don't worry puppy, I know how to soothe sweet nervous dogs:

Who wants treats? Yeah? Yeah you do????

Such a girl! Here you go!! It's jerky!

That's a good girl, eat it alllll, that's right.

Hm?

Did I not mention that those were edibles?

Silly puppy, of course they were edible, you ate them didn't you?

I can't understand what you're barking right now

Dosage? You're not making sense, use your puppy words.

That's right pet, you don't need to worry about big words like "dosage"

Just relax and let yourself be a good brainless doggy for me while I breed you, that's right

Good girl!

Bark for me, puppy

[angelicdog]

I think therians/otherkins/non-human alters that are breeds/species that look uniform are so lucky, they can just look up the breed/species and have a faceclaim for what they look like. I'm a mutt with a rare color and specific patterns... there's no pics online of dogs that look like me, at all

Obviously not shaming anyone for their type just, I wish I had a pic that is 100% me, you know?