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[xxlordalexanderxx]

sweet-chimera replied

Honey vc: Yes?

"Oh! Nothing, apologies I was just using 'honey' as an expression. Was being a little cheeky with a curious grey being."

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"Really now? I bathe regularly. At least you got my ass right."

Revenge had been had

[xxlordalexanderxx]

sweet-chimera Replied

Honey: nooooo. Nooooooo. No

"Not even my tarts? Well, your loss I suppose."

[xxlordalexanderxx]

eyesofcuriosity:

"Much appreciated for not taking a bite good sir "

"I can't say that I'm not curious, a beastly part of me is. But I am also a gentlemen."~

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"Happy to oblige my citrine~"

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Get down here and kiss me about it if you really think so, darling~ ❞

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[squirrelthing85]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers 💗

Thanks for the ask!

My best pals Ellie and Lizzie

Getting an A on my evolution of human disease final

Songs by Bob Dylan released btwn 1969 and 1971 (and/or songs from 1975-76) (it’s a tie)

Yerba mate

My neighbor’s cat that likes to sit on my windowsill

[strangerconnection]

ive got to redraw this with me bro i have got to. 🤝 any introjects who have problems with their source like. oh my goddd

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"I want it 15ft tall-OH LOOK IT'S THE BIRTHDAY GIRL~💖"

He conversed with one of the royal bakers about Hannah's birthday cake. Though he assured James that it wouldn't be too extravagant, he was determined to ensure that Hannah received the most glamorous cake possible. He knew he would need assistance, as even he had never attempted to make a cake as tall as himself before.

Loving outstretched claws awaited the princess as she dashed into the throne room. By now, everyone was accustomed to the interruptions, knowing better than to speak out of turn when it came to the king and his cherished child.

Today was the big day.

When Hannah wakes up, she might not notice it at first. But soon enough, she'll spot a massive dollhouse in the corner of her bedroom. Handcrafted and life-sized, it's big enough for her to host a delightful tea party inside. Painted in her favorite color and adorned with a giant pink bow atop, it stands as a testament to her papa's love. He had spent a months painstakingly fixing it up in his workshop, and now, it was finally ready for her. Inside there a small brown rabbit plush that had been given to him to bestow to her from Maxime. There's a small note attached simply wishing her a happy birthday from the king of the castle himself.

When Hannah did notice, she gave a soft gasp. Slipping out of her bed, she pratically ran to it. It was beautiful, her hand running over the sanded and painted wood. She could tell so much love went into it.

Opening the door of the dollhouse, she could of squealed. It was like a teenie wooden playhouse! A little table and chairs set up with her new rabbit friend sitting and hosting. She couldn't wait to play with it, but first things first.

Without a second thought, she ran out of her bedroom, running right for the throne room to thank her papa. Who cared if she was in pajamas, she was excited!

[xxlordalexanderxx]

sweet-chimera replies

Honey vc: THEY BIT ME KING WARRICK

HOW DARE THEY!!! WHO CAN BITE SUCH A SOFT perfect HAND Let me see—

"I'll kiss it.~"

[chloesinferno]

Something I and many other people have noticed is that TikTokers seem to care way too much about what emojis people put in their name or bio.

Whenever I see someone's name have "🍖🌈", "🌸🌙", or "🎱 🎀" the replies are filled with "EW KEYS PROSHIPPER" or that one soap bar copy-paste reply 🧼, even if the person's comment was completely unrelated to their views on fiction.

At this point I think I'm going to start replying to random anti's comments asking them if they're a proshipper. Not like in the way they do, (harassing people goes against my beliefs no matter if it's a joke) but in a "Oh wow, are you a proshipper? (⁠>⁠0⁠<⁠；⁠)" way. I just feel like jabbing at them a bit without being rude.

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"Oh! Thank you love~ Now I just need a glass of Honey's milk and everything will be perfect!"

"By the request of certain someone......" glances over at @xxlordalexanderxx

"Hope you all enjoy a caramel pear pie!"

[hexcrystals]

republic of pirates dashboard simulator part 2

thanks to @sherlockig for the screencaps 💕

part 1

⚓️pirate-tats-tournament

and the winner is...

BLACKBEARD'S SNAKE TATTOO with 78.6% of the vote

thanks for voting!

#pirate tattoo tournament #poll result #next time i'm gonna seed it properly so we don't end up with the final 8 tattoos all being on the same guy smh

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🐶saltyseadog

hi everyone i'm fang/kevin and my pronouns are he/him 🥰 looking for more people to follow so like or reblog if you post about:

cute dogs

goats

leather

piracy

art

fishing

stories about demon boys

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🍖knivesareknives

#if you picked 2 or more let's be friends

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🌊keeptheseaclean Follow

friends don't let friends throw rubbish into the sea. THINK before you THROW

🎣managainstbeast

can everyone report this account for harassment please. i know the guy in the photo and he is lovely and has really nice hair and he hasn't given his permission for this image to be used.

#posts from the fishing boat #also one man's foul projectile is another man's lovely letter. just saying. broaden your horizons #there's only one thoughtless dipshit here and it isn't stede

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🦈sharkinfested

who the fuck is 'anti ship'. i didn't even know that was a thing. this website is something else

🌴palmtreeappreciationclub Follow

people who don't support incest. it's that simple

🦈sharkinfested

that doesn't make any sense. i literally live on the same island as every generation of my family. if i was against ships i'd have a much harder time finding someone to fuck who isn't related to me

#how am i supposed to get anywhere else without a ship? fucking swim?? i don't think so #but sure keep virtue signalling i guess #💿🐴

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🔪notafuckingmermaid

reblog this if you ARE POLYAMOROUS, SUPPORT POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE, or ARE CURRENTLY COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES 🩸

#3/3 😌

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🕊️see-which-sea-witch Follow

To love the sea as she must be loved requires change.

🌊keeptheseaclean Follow

to love the sea as she must be loved requires NO MORE THROWING RUBBISH INTO HER

🐙krakenmyjoints

bro you're literally replying to a bird

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🐳calicojackwhippedmyballs

you'll see a post that's like 'HRRRHRNESDGJNKDFG I NEEEEED HIM I NEED HIM SO BADLY HE'S SOOOOOOOOO HE'S HGURIESGHDKLJG' and then it'll be a picture of the soggiest white guy you've ever seen

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⛵️gentlemanprivates

hrresrgjerskdghklgjfdgdkl i need to get him PREGNANT he's EVERYTHING he's SOO ASDJHGKLFJSDG

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[mew-aka-mimichan]

📛🍀Mimi’s Blog!🌈

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Hai! My web tag is mew but you can also call me mimi chan! Welcome 2 mai blog!🍮🐾

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🍀My nickname is mimi, but I also go by mew, clova or mootwoot online! I’m just ur average introverted borderline NEET gurl, obsessed with anything and everything loli, anime, cutesy, kewl, or even a bit ceepi… (*ﾟ∀ﾟ*)

🍓about me, pursonallly!

I go by she/they/meow/mew pronouns, I’m biologically a girl,I’m pan,I’m black,and I’m 14! I'm also a cat therian!!! (maine coon):3 I’m homeschooled sooo I’ve got plenty of time 2 be chronically online!!! 😋😋😋 I’m a beginner-transitioning-to-intermediate artist, and an aspiring model… I’m also mental LOL (I definitely have illnesses, but im undiagnosed, I suspect I have autism, adhd, or possibly ocd)

🌀I love decora and mainly jojifuku/cutecore/ kawaii fashion styles, and I’m OBSESSED w/ 2010’s intornet core :3 usually I stay in my room 2 rot all day :P most ov tha time you’ll catch me on 4chan, Reddit, Pinterest, yootoob, and sumtimes tumblr or discord! usually I’m pretty introverted irl anddd even online… so if you try 2 dm me I may or may not reply lolz >_<

🌈fandoms I’m in!

I luv luv luv attak on tittan, madoka magika, mha, ouran high school host club, Steven universe, OS tans and WEB tans, my little pony, lalaloopsy, tawog, touhou, netrun-mon, moetan, yatsouba, kodomo no jikan, K-ON,lucky star, precure, and vocaloids!!!! 😋🍀🍀

>expect me 2 switch between fandoms 🍟

👾i luv 2 ply fnaf, project sekai, danganronpa, Minecraft, beatsaber, roblox, splatoon, Kirby games and Mario gaems!!!💖

🧩and I luuuv listening 2 kikuo, siinamota,frenesi,kyary pamyu-pamyu,sasakure.kk, mitchie M, and snail’s house/ujico!!! 🍰

🏩Just so u know, art will be tha main content of mai blog, but occasionally I can post diff stuffs like vent posts, memes, and edits! _(:3 」∠)_🦴

🍖🌈,🐰🎀,🍼🍪,🎒🧃,🎱🎀 ^_^

🖍️my artttt

I think I’m pretty good at drawing, I’ve been doing digi art for a year, and I’m thinkin of taking commissions for anything! I’ll make a post ab it when I’m ready, ask me 4 more info! (^_^*)🍭

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⚠️if u aren’t ok with this, then ok :3⚠️

-im a proshipper and a darkshipper!!!! i enjoy loli content and draw loli/shouta-looking characters, but I’m not a map(minor attracted person) and I don’t sexualize real kids or condone grooming irl, I’m addressing this because I look forward to posting my art and this is my safe space! ( ^ω^ )🎀

Welp, that’s prettyyyy much it! See ya!!🍰

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[xxlordalexanderxx]

driftingjazzbard replied

"Poor man." She's going to kiss his cheek though. Not fair Alexander didn't get to have any fun. "Next one up is Easter, and the fun parts of that one just involve hiding chocolate eggs for Hannah to find and a truly absurd amount of jelly beans."

The kiss is welcomed, only eliciting a lazily tail flick, he did appreciate it. He just wanted to brood right now.

"Well...strange as that sounds I will...partake for Hannah's sake. I will only join in on these modern human functions for her sake only but Halloween can burn for all I care I still associate it with her kidnapping and I can't stand it anymore. That is a holiday I...rather avoid."

[xxlordalexanderxx]

"Hmmmm no? No mask here, none that'll fit this face."

Squints..."Wait a minute..." @xxlordalexanderxx

"You wore that mask earlier didn't you??"

[system-hottakes]

( Long post lol )

Outside of the consistant breaching of privacy, r/systemscringe doesn't deserve it's reputation. Portraying them as this massive evil entity that constantly looms over the system community only empowers them.

Ridicule them. Make fun of them. Prove how they're wrong, correct misinformation and malinformation, and laugh in their faces. Treat them like the pests they are.

They are no better than armchair psychologists, "autism moms", nor those who demonize Schizospectrum and Cluster B personality disorders.

Treat them the same way people treat flat-earthers, antivaxxers, and unschoolers. What they say is generally ridiculous and have almost zero research to back their claims.

They are no different from school bullies or internet trolls.

Alternatively, don't interact with them. Block them and don't respond. Don't give them a speck of attention- that's all they want anyways. They're ragebaiters.

And if they reach out to you then treat them like spam bots. Annoy them until they give up talking to you. Reply with nonsense answers. Talk to them about something entirely unrelated. Just don't harass them, that's stooping to their level and it only gives them more ammunition and drive to continue what they're doing.

Idk man, I'm tired of their bullshit. Having to deal with these people whilst fighting off Covid for the second time makes you a special kind of annoyed. Don't feel pressured to post this, I know r/systemscringe is a hot topic right now and talking about it only invites them onto your blog.

-🍖🌾

!!!! Nod, nod. Personally we don't want to talk about them much, because we get incredibly paranoid and our fear of humiliation is extreme, but we really agree with these points