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“at least one” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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I need standup comedians to be more persecuted than transgenders
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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts
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paul mccartney lies are like john and i werent gay bob dylan lies are like i used to be a male prostitute and slept in a wet cardboard box all alone
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the answer you're looking for is probably a warm bowl of soup btw
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white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider
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#wait is this the leaning tower of niles#my gf has been planning on taking me here for months#the niles Costco and leaning tower date night
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oh that definitely sent bj into a spiral
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Bob Dylan with The Mayflower, Plymouth, MA, October 30, 1975 © Ken Regan.
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every locked tomb character is one of the characters of all time but ortus nigenad really is The Character Of All Time my guy brought a fanfiction to the gun fight AND WON
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