If u do headcanons can I please ask for headcanons for the kings + Zagan and Belial (or only the kings if is easier) going to the pool with the mc?
If you don't take headcanons I understand. Thank you. <3
First time someone's ever asked me for headcannons hahaha. Thank you, I'll do my best 😊
Headcannons for the kings, Zagan and Belial on the pool with MC (you)
Warning: NSFW, like, almost too NSFW for a headcannon/gender neutral MC
Satan
Pools in Gehenna aren't a big thing due to the country's poverty, but that doesn't mean that you won't have a good time with Satan
You know how pale this guy is? You're gonna enjoy applying sunscreen on him, feeling even the slightest details on his muscled body
He's gonna do the same thing to you later on, even though he doesn't really need the excuse of the sunscreen to touch you
Inside the water, his white wet hair shines under the sun, you just can't help but touch it and caress it as if it was a treasure
Then Satan would hug you tight and start touching you on an even more lewd way
Now is the time when you can leave scars and marks all over Satan's body, so he follows your orders and let you do whatever you want to him
There's only one issue, water doesn't let him spank you properly. Problem solved! He's strong enough to lift you up and keep spanking you
Mammon
Pools in Tartaros are just like palaces, full of gold and oriental decorations. If you sunburn easily, Mammon would demand to build a special indoor pool just for you
No matter if you're indoors or outdoors, Mammon wants to protect his master at all costs. That's why he would demand servants (even the nobles if you want to) to apply sunscreen to you
If you want the very own king to do it, he'll gladly oblige. He'll be very careful to not hurt you with his strong, beautiful and veiny hands
Then, he would just grab you with one arm without difficulty to the pool and get you inside
He won't swim, he would just cuddle with you while touching your butt. But if you do want to swim for a bit, he would be happily looking at you (and your butt) waiting for your return to his arms
Even if he's a golden (no pun intended) retriever, he still wants to do... Things to you, the swimsuit perfectly captures your curves and body shape (again, butt)
And so does his. Sir, where are you going with that? That should be illegal. Still you want to touch it, so both of you succumb to your desires
Mammon's huge cock normally would have a hard time (again no pun intended) fitting inside you, but water made the job much easier
Drying up time! You're tired after the passionate time on the pool, he wouldn't let you move an inch so that you can rest, he is the one drying you up and then probably let you to sleep
Leviathan
"Pool? Are you a child or what?... Ok, but ONLY I will be with you". No matter if you try to say that you want to be alone, he just won't let you, he wants to be with you but won't say it
The only pool you're going to on his watch is a pool inside the Hades palace. Servants are there watching and doing maintenance, Levi just kicks them out cuz only him can see you in a swimsuit
Have you seen Diabolik lovers? The scene where Ayato throws Yui on the pool?... Yup, that's Levi
Water is perfect for his breath control fetish. You don't even have time to reach out to the surface before he gets your head back under the water, seeing you grasp for air turns him on
He wasn't thinking on getting into the water on the first place, but that sight of you? He doesn't have a swimsuit so he just got naked and got in with you
Now Levi makes you give him a blowjob under the water. The water is so crystal clear that he can perfectly see you. Then you would proceed to have sex until both of you are tired
Beelzebub
He would take you to a club at night time. You can either get in with swimsuit or naked. Most likely naked, Beelzebub would just tear the swimsuit out of you so that he enjoys aaall your views
The water of the pool cannot get rid of your body odor. Beel then starts to smell you, your neck, your armpits... And his favourite, your private parts
He can't do what he wants to do under water, so he sits you on the border of the pool and gets your legs open. Surprise! You're not exactly sitting on the floor, you're sitting on the lap of a copy of Beel
Beelzebub 1 burries his face on your private parts, then starts licking it. Beel 2 takes care of your nipples by pinching and pulling at them
People in the club are watching, their king having sex with the new fella? Turns all of them on, if you let Beel know that makes you uncomfortable then he would take you to a private pool, which is better cuz now you're only his
This guy is literally a sex machine, you have sex on almost every position in the Kamasutra and outside of it
When he dries you up, he's still touching you on your "pleasure areas". What? You thought he'd be done? He's Beelzebub!
Unluckily, the water finally removed your natural odor from you, but now there's an almost even better smell... Sex smell
How can you stop Beelzebub? Good luck
Lucifer
Before going, he's going to give you a safety lecture. He doesn't know your name but he does care about you
He won't take you to a pool. Instead, he would take you to a river/lake in Paradise lost full of beautiful flowers and animals, comparable to the very same Eden. Don't worry, nobody really goes there
If there happens to be any dangerous animals in there, he would command them to go somewhere else until you leave the place
He doesn't like that either of you wear swimsuits. After all, he wants to be with you just as God brought both of you to the world
Bro burns fast af so you offer to apply sunscreen on him. At first he declines, but then he accepts on one condition: don't touch his scar or wings
Congratulations! Your touch turned him on, but he can hide it for now... FOR NOW
Lucifer's a doctor, so he would be anatomically studying your perfect body while applying you sunscreen. He can still hide that he's hot
Water time! When you submerged your head and then came out, he can't control himself anymore. Those water drops on your face look like the tears he loves
If you happen to have long black hair & light color eyes, you'll inevitably remind him of Michael. Does that stop him? Oh Hell no!
Remember his bite? You ain't escaping that, it hurt for a little but then it felt like incredible pleasure that let down real tears. Water would carry your blood away, which also happens to turn Lucifer on
Let's remember that the slightest penetration of an angel causes an orgasm, imagine what would happen to you being on Lucifer's hands
Zagan
The thought of both of you being together makes Zagan happy, but he's really shy to ask you out. So he tells you to go together to the pool because it's summer and it's really hot, you obviously accept
When he sees you in a swimsuit he can't help but blush, you're the most beautiful creature he's ever seen
You suggest playing volley, you had to explain to him what that is cuz they don't call it that way in Hell
You soon find out that he's an excellent player, but he's letting you win cuz he wants you to be happy
After a while, you're both sweaty. You notice he's blushing, but it's not because of the heat, remember he has kinesophilia
Still you decide to go to the pool to cool down. When you swim, it triggers back his kinesophilia
Zagan wants it, but he's not going to ask you. You notice and tell him that you want it too
When you're done & it's time to get out, he'll carry you on his arms because he can't let you slip and get hurt
Belial
Pool day? Okay! But Jjyuu stays at home playing videogames and watching anime, a habit he took from Belial
You suggest playing music on your phone, but he declines because he wants to listen to you singing, if you can't sing or you're too shy then humming is okay too
He lays down on your lap & listens to your beautiful voice, you know he's staring at you with shiny eyes even if you can't see them
"I love your voice", he writes with his finger on your tummy. You may sound like a donkey with diarrhea, he's still gonna love your voice and truly mean it
When you get in the water & keep singing, you remind him of a mermaid
Suddenly, those words on your tummy get marked red (like in his h-scene), it turns you on and you just can't control your heat. Don't worry, he can't control it either
When you're done, he's gonna ask you to sing for him again
久しぶりに新曲「There Is No Such Thing As Evil(悪などというものは存在しない。)」ができました。個人的に思うのは、天国や地獄が実際には存在しないのと同じように、神様や悪魔というのも本当は存在しないのかなと。それらが存在すると思っている人たち、それらに感化されている人たちがいるだけで、蓋を開けてみれば、拍子抜けするくらいにその中には何も入っていないのだろうと思います。以下引用です。
CHARACTER PROFILES FROM THE OBEY ME JAPANESE LAUNCH WEBSITE.
The non-translated info is the same as what we have in-game when you check their profiles in Majolish, hence not being translated. The rest of the page is also p much identical to the english one too, so i'm not translating it lol. You can find these by pressing the bouncing magnifying glass button when you reach a character on the page.
A demon famous in the Devildom for being the only one to have the honorable title of Diavolo's right hand man and closest friend. He's the strongest among the seven brothers and keeps the unconventional brothers together. His treatment of Mammon is always cruel, but truthfully he worries about Mammon the most.
MAMMON
世の中お金な強欲クズ次男。都合の良い時には人にすりより、普段は自分のやりたい放題な野良猫タイプ。
The scummy second oldest brother who's greedy for the world's money. At times he finds it convenient to get close to humans, and he's the type to go where and do what he pleases everyday like a stray cat.
A young man who's an envious, negative otaku hikikomori. He holds the useless title of "Grand Admiral Of Hell's Navy". His goldfish named Henry is his [only] friend.
Usually he's very rational and friendly, but once you've angered him there are no survivors, which explains why he's the demon governing Wrath. He hates Lucifer because he's in his rebellious phase. No one can match his love for cats, and he always carries around (additive free) cakes for them.
Able to charm people with a stare, this demon governs Lust. He hosts "Asmo Parties" a few times a month and invites people he wants to drink and party hard with. He gave his brothers their manicures of his own accord.
A still-growing demon who's always hungry. He loses himself and acts like a starving wolf when his stomach is empty. He loves his younger twin brother, Belphegor.
The most willful, cheeky, and cunning of the demon brothers and the youngest. He takes care of his older twin, Beelzebub. He and Satan formed the Anti-Lucifer League, though he had the most respect for Lucifer among his brothers before there was an incident.
(note: 'willful' can also be 'selfish, egotistical, self-indulgent'; 'cheeky' could also be 'impertinent, saucy, impudent, audacious, cocky, pert, brash'; 'cunning' could also be 'calculating, sly, unscrupulous, pushy, aggressive'. Tl;dr, manipulative brat lololol)
Obey Me! Devilgram Posts and Comments: Mammon (Launch~We’re All Bad Here)
Hello hello it is time for my best boy’s comments! I feel like I’m getting the hang of this, at the same time though Satan and Levi popped up a lot here and their lines tend to be the hardest for me to understand. There’s one line in The Mammon Way marked with an * because I know what it says but I feel like I’m having a hard time understanding the intent behind the words.
We’ve done this before; my translation is more direct than the official localization, which should be where all the differences come from. If you see a difference that actually came from me making a mistake, let me know so we can work it out and correct it!
Also, Pandas Bring Profit is in the Good Night Devil set :)
A Japanese transcript is under the cut.
こんにちは、日本語話者! 日本語は私の第三言語ので、時々間違えます。間違いを見たら教えてください。よろしくお願いします! (Hello, Japanese speakers! Japanese is my third language, so sometimes I make mistakes. If you see a mistake, please tell me! I’ll be counting on you!)
Butler Mammon’s Frustration and Conflict(1)
Satan: Is this his rebellious phase?
Solomon: Seems like he has his reasons, but
Simeon: Looks like he’s finally started to make his move
Levi: He’s deredere after all, huh
#Special #Decision
A Cup of Tea With You
Levi: Mammon your existence itself is cold(2).
Diavolo: That’s an intriguing idea, isn’t it?
Belphie: Yep, it’s thriving.
Luke: I want to drink tooo!
#FoodStall #HotTea
My Own Way of Life
Satan: This is pure kindness(3)*
Asmo: I wish they’d do a special feature of meee!!
Levi: Aaaa, you made him mad
Lucifer: How typical of him
#AntiRepeatAYearMeasures #OneMorePage
The Things I Want to Protect
Asmo: What’s this, what’s going on?
Levi: Why’s he doing whatever some witches tell him to?
Solomon: Seems like we’re getting close to Mammon’s secret.
Lucifer: So it’s a tale of being not scum(4), but an idiot?
#Witch #Hero
The Second Child’s Dignity
Levi: If it’s Mammon ANYTHING is possible(5).
Luke: That’s because his daily habits are bad.
Simeon: He’s enjoying himself, Lucifer.
Satan: Because even if it’s like that, we’re brothers.
#BelieveMe #RunAway
Seven Rulers of Hell
Mammon: Alright, let’s goooo!
Solomon: He’s reading your every move.
Barbatos: Show me what you’ve got.
Levi: What, Mammon’s with the normie? Unforgivable!
#Casino #GreatTurnabout
1. Unrelated to anything, but if you cut out the last kanji this becomes “Butler Mammon’s Frustration and Kudzu Vine” and I think that’s really funny.
2. 寒い (cold) also means lame, so Levi’s called Mammon a loser here.
3. This isn’t wrong, it’s what it says, I’m just not sure how to word the translation. This’ll be subject to change.
4. FJSLKDS so apparently “scum” in Japanese is クズ which is ONCE AGAIN the word (homophone) for kudzu vine?? Mammon is a plant confirmed.
5. Here Levi is saying it like “I wouldn’t put anything past him.”