#你怎么这么好看

[wawamouse]

2x04

[niteshade925]

🤷

[cametotheshowinsd]

It's really not nice to laugh at other people's effort to try to make an edit/gif.

[hn989]

[a-putain]

在外面，她是威严的刽子手；但走进行刑室，她却脱下长裙，露出其下堪称赤裸的装束。

现在我能看见她的乳头和阴唇，对我而言，这无疑是绝顶的刺激，令我羞耻地勃起。

“跪下！”她用强而有力的双手将我压在断头台上，继而锁住我的颈部，让我无法动弹。

“其实...让你就这么死了怪可惜的”她注视着我勃起的鸡巴，令我感到燥热而羞耻。

“不如先采集你的精液吧，反正无论怎样你都要射精的”说罢，她便用双手握住我的鸡巴，上下撸动，直到精液喷射而出，流进她早已准备好的小罐子里。

“你个没用的东西，竟然几分钟就射了，真是让我失望！”

她把罐子放在一边，我知道自己的死期将至；绝望地闭紧双眼，等待那终结一切的疼痛降临在我的后颈。

[laoliu1996]

A:来品尝伟伟大圣龙库胡勒阿乔精心挑选的青蜜莓吧！

A：基尼奇，你这个年纪怎么好意思睡觉？不就是连做三天的委托你就受不住啦？

A：让伟大圣龙库胡勒阿乔献上一首起床歌吧！

绿斑点蜥蜴，睡觉打呼噜，

憨憨匿叶龙，呆头又呆脑。

蜥蜴睁眼望，原来是同类。

大眼瞪小眼，真是没眼看～

K：还让不让人休息了？你唱歌难听死了。

A：什么(ﾟoﾟ; 难听？你再说一遍试试？

[69liu69]

看看SA里克劳德那一抹傻傻的微笑！ooc并不是什么大问题，它是合理的。

沉默的神秘冷血杀手，你无法得知任何关于他的信息……他就像……被人操控的躯壳。啊，毕竟是早期游戏，空就空吧，很合理，很正常，能理解。

我该如何与克劳德互相恶作剧？？高速逆行？我并不认为这种危险的行为是恶作剧，我们不需要审问任何人。

卡特琳娜……哈哈哈……那个疯女人干什么都不会有违和感。

克劳德达到百分百亲密度只有50%的热咖啡概率吗？吴子这……80%……我怀疑你把他们两个的设定写反了。

速度增加40%!?快到起飞啊！伙计，这似乎快过头了。

（The tag is the fragment about Woozie, and the normal text is the fragment about Claude...）

What would GTA SA be like if we could take woozie and Claude out on a date?

I'm well bored, so I wrote how I think dating woozie and Claude would be in GTA sa if rockstar hadn't been afraid to make cj bi/pan/omnisexual.

First let's go with my beautiful king woozie.

WOOZIE

After completing ALL the woozie quests, you will be able to make him your (secret?) boyfriend in the "fours dragons" in his office or a more secluded place. After that, he will be idle from 22:00 to 0:00 (I imagine being a casino owner won't give you much free time, so be quick to ask him out on a date.) you can meet him at his house somewhat far from his casino. (It would be a bit silly to live in your casino knowing that a mobster wants to kill you because you stole money from him in his casino with your boyfriend and he knows where you work. Lol)

Requirements: None, at the end of the day, he is blind and wouldn't care much what kind of body cj has, but he would be curious to touch it (Not sexual way) and find imperfections or scars. (I feel he likes scars because of their origin, he finds it boring if an object or a body is all smooth and has no shape or an imperfection).

Food: He will go to any restaurant, bar no matter if it's far from home. Except junk food restaurants, he hates the strong smell of that place (he gets pretty dizzy when he smells something strong) and the taste of the food there. (I can imagine trying to throw a plastic bottle towards CJ's head but misses and hits another guy who was eating his burger in peace. Xddd)

Places to dance: Oh baby, this won't be like all the dancing you did with the other girls. You'll have to beat the woozie out of a dance competition, whoever has the most dance points wins. (Accidentally woozie will get the girls' attention and when the competition is over, you'll have to rescue him from them). Rides: I remember hearing woozie's dialogues asking Carl to increase the speed. So yes, he is going to ask you to go more but faster, he is going to have a lot of fun. (Another tough challenge, try not to crash or he will call you blind.) but there will be times when woozie is going to ask you if he can drive, if he says yes, you will have to guide him, what directions to go and when to stop or follow the car. If you don't respond or don't respond in time, woozie will crash, first he will ask you if you are ok, then he will scold you and tell you to be more attentive.

He doesn't care if you take him far away or close to his home, as he won't notice. Moments that can happen during the date: Remember when Salvatore threatened Carl about killing him, his family and friends? Well, I highly doubt that threat was null and void knowing that he had Claude kill people (if I'm not mistaken) who were indebted to him. So he will send the assassin to kill you and woozie. If you choose to attack, this may affect negatively, as it will cause woozie to become more stressed.(He already has a lot of stress with his casino.). So it's best to get away from them as quickly as possible, before woozie gets screaming mad and shoots you. If this keeps happening too many times, the two of you will have to let each other see each other for a while for the safety of both of you, but you're not going to stop getting calls from woozie.

Hot coffe: Mmm... if I tell you he's asexual? (Rockstar confirmed it to me. 🤑) Or well, at least he's on the asexual spectrum. You have a better chance of him inviting you to play video games, very rarely is he going to ask you if he wants to have coffee. (10% chance you have that he does, there should be an achievement for that.) but you're not going to hear woozie's moans, if not Carl's. (Just because he's blind, doesn't mean he'll leave all the work to cj.) Prizes: 40% He will give you another car much faster than the one we got in the mission "Wu Zi mu". 60% you can now gather woozie members, he can help you to conquer neighborhoods in the saints or assassinate Salvatore's guys. (Same as Grove Street members, only with better aim,

more useful and they are not a nuisance in battle). 80% Hot coffer. 100% a Mountain Cloud Boys suit, with this suit you have high chances that woozie members will agree to go with you, bets will be easier to win and if you fail, you won't be in debt and you won't get those annoying calls. The only negative is that Salvatore's men will identify you easier and will try to kill you.

Ways to break up with him: Woozie's relationship at zero percentage: although woozie looks like a nice guy and peaceful, he is not patient and does not like to waste his time if he sees that his relationship there is no good communication or if he is treated badly. He will end up with Carl sadly, but not the friendship, so the gifts and benefits will stay there. Kill woozie: I don't know who will be very cruel to kill him knowing what woozie did for Carl, but if someone is able to do that, he will lose everything he got with him and now you already have two mobs wanting to kill you.

Claude speed

is at the place where Carl first meets woozie and Claude. Most likely looking at the state of his car or observing people's attitudes. He will be free from 12:00 to 15:00 at his house in san fierro. ("But Nameless, you can't go to san fierro yet, you must do the mission of-" shhhh... cj went there by the power of headcanons). Maybe I will ooc with him, because I imagine a young Claude speed very contrary than the speed of now, the only thing that doesn't change is that he is mute and full of traumas. Requirements: Ability to drive cars at 70% or max and stamina 50% or more. Food: He likes to eat everything and doesn't get fat and no matter how much food he swallows. (Currently he barely eats.) And he's not a big fan of bars but he's not going to refuse to drink it. (Later he got used to alcoholic drink, but he still doesn't like the taste and they don't drink too much because of a bad memory.) but his favorite choice will be Burger Shot. Places to dance: He doesn't really mind what place you go to (does this guy have an opinion and tastes of his own?). He's not a very good dancer, but he'll have a lot of fun if you dance worse than him. Lol

Things that will ensure that the date is a success: The fastest way to make the date go well is to play pranks on each other or drive at high speed, regardless of whether it's a ride or not. Problems that can happen on the date: CATALINA Oh shit... can you imagine how Catalina would react if she knew her boyfriend and her ex were together? She will do everything she can to hunt him down or find another man to make them both jealous. Walks: Oh man... not for nothing his last name is speed (I know rockstar said maybe that's not his last name, but he also let us create headcanons about him.) instead of a ride, he's going to challenge you a race, the one who wins can do anything or make her boyfriend a challenge. Hot coffee: He's not going to invite you for a coffee, speed is going to make eyes at you to conquer you and go straight to his dirty game. 👀 And if you ask me, Claude barely moans. That way you're going to hear Carl's moans more and very rarely hear someone else's moan. Ways to end it: Three ways this time.

Canonical: everyone already knows it, Claude Speed leaves with Catalina for Liberty city and is never heard from again. Bad boyfriend: not dating him and lying to him with "see you soon." knowing that Claude stayed with Catalina for many years (if we recall ALL the things Catalina did to cj, it must have been hell being with her for 10 years and cause you can't empathize or be cold as a defense for fear someone else will hurt you.) He may not say anything, but pretty disappointed in you, think he is not important to you and maybe he thinks this is normal between couple and the percentage will go down, but he can still date him no matter if he is 0% processes with him. Kill him: eh... the good thing is that you prevented Catalina from ruining Claude's life(? Rewards: 30% he'll lend you his key to use his car that he won in a race with woozie (Headcanon or not?). 50% hot coffe. 100% Claude will give you his clothes, having that on will increase 40% the speed of all cars but the car resistance and the bullet resistance of other enemies depends a lot on the advance of the speed ratio, if it is good or at the maximum, the cars will be much more resistant and very rarely the other enemy gangs will follow you, but if it is low or empty, they will be very easy to destroy and the enemies will shoot you no matter if you arrive green or ask what gang you are.

[maomijiangjiang]

在家里无聊的时候就想起你这个没用的脚垫了，想穿上小皮鞋踩扁你这个废物呢，爬过来让你好好看着姐姐的黑丝足底是怎么踩扁窝囊废的，没用的东西

[blueberry-cheese-pizza]

嫡嫁千金 / 墨雨云间 The Double - Confession scene

spoilers ahead in the book by the author 千山茶客

Ah, okay, I can finally see where the drama!Duke came from. It is in the CONFESSION scene between these two in the book; and I have to share it with someone!

So basically the Big Bad (殷湛 Yin Zhan) in the book, wants to marry his son to Jiang Li. He's planning to do it forcefully, by making the Emperor grant the marriage, leaving her with no choice but to flee Yanjing. That night she decided to bid her farewells to the duke because you know why... She says it's out of gratitude, but at the same time, well... 👀Anyway, here is the scene: 😍😍(It's a secret night visit, which happens quite frequently between them, to discuss how to carry out her revenge plan)

姬蘅忍不住又往前凑近了一点，他偏着头，仔仔细细的打量她，他的目光锐利而温柔，教清醒的人也会沉沦，他说：“你说谎。”

姜梨抬头看他：“怎么会？”

“你不愿意嫁给殷之黎的原因，我知道。”他的嗓音低醇，爬过人的心上，酥酥麻麻，像是被点了穴道，动弹不得，只得看着他笑的勾人，越���逼近，他说：“你喜欢我这件事，我早就知道了。”

Ji Heng couldn't resist leaning in closer again. He cocked his head, studying her intently with eyes sharp yet tender enough to ensnare even the one with the clearest mind. "You're lying," he declared.

Jiang Li lifted her gaze to meet his. "How could you say that?"

"The real reason you won't marry Yin Zhili—I know it," he murmured in a deep, velvety voice that seemed to ripple through her heart, leaving her utterly captivated. She couldn't move, caught in the spell of his enticing smile as he drew nearer. "I've known for a while that you like me."

and then, and then!

下一刻，她的唇被人堵上了。The next moment, someone sealed her lips with theirs.

after that... when she finally managed to break away --

“生气了？”他道：“都对我直呼其名。” 姬蘅笑了笑，哑着嗓子再次凑近，他低头看着姜梨，目光宠溺又柔和，他说：“你喜欢我这件事，我知道，那我喜欢你这件事，你知不知道？”

"Are you angry?" he asked. "You've already called me by my name." Ji Heng smiled softly, his voice husky as he leaned in again. He looked down at Jiang Li, his gaze affectionate and gentle. "I know you like me. But do you know that I like you too?"

“我本来不想这么快把你牵扯进来，小姑娘，” 他摸了摸姜梨的头发，替姜梨把垂下来的头发别到而后，“但是你好像有些心急，我可不能让你跑了。”

"I didn't intend to involve you so soon, young lady," he said, brushing Jiang Li's hair back and securing it behind her ear. "But it seems you're a bit impatient. I can't let you slip away now."

AND THEN after that, he proposed to her (it's not completely officially yet as in he hasn't announced it to her family BUUUT!)

[baosam1399]

〔Bài dịch số 1167〕 ngày 19.06.2024 :

Qiu Huai/Baosam1399 dịch

我曾经听过这样一句话 他说成熟不是为了走向复杂 而是为了抵达天真 。我们生活在一个信息大爆炸的时代 每天醒来的每一条推送 仿佛都在说：看 又是不如别人的一天。你会发现 这个社会 给了我们一套相同的成功标准 但是没有给我们相同的起跑线。20多岁应该年少有为，30十岁应该而立，40岁应该不惑。我们暂且把这些称之为 “你该活成的样子”。人生这条路怎么走 朝什么方向 用什么方式 我们不需要按照任何人给出的所谓的模版 我们的参照物就只有自己的内心。没有该活成的样子只有我们想活成的样子。樱花和桂花的花期本就不同所以绽放各自的美就好啊 南方雨落北方风大 可不管怎样春天总会如期而来。有句话说 苦难是花开的伏笔 冬天总要为春天作序。 生命赋予了我们每个人同样的珍贵 所以不管怎样 请你鲜亮活吧

Tôi từng nghe đâu đó một câu nói thế này : "Ông nói rằng trưởng thành không phải là hướng tới cái phức tạp mà là giữ được nét ngây thơ." Chúng ta đang sống trong thời đại bùng nổ thông tin. Mỗi thông tin bạn nạp vào sau mỗi buổi sáng dường như đang nhắc nhở bạn :

"Nhìn đi, lại một ngày nữa không bằng những người khác."

Bạn sẽ thấy rằng xã hội này vạch cho chúng ta những tiêu chuẩn thành công giống nhau nhưng không cho chúng ta đứng cùng một vạch xuất phát. Ngoài tuổi 20 thì tiền đồ nên rộng mở, tuổi trẻ phải tài cao; Ngoài tuổi 30 thì phải biết độc lập cuộc sống; Ngoài tuổi tứ tuần thì phải biết phân rõ phải trái đúng sai, biết suy xét, sống sáng suốt. Chúng ta tạm thời gọi những điều này là : "Dáng vẻ mà chúng ta nên trở thành."

Đường đời phải bước thế nào, hướng phương nào, dùng cách gì, chúng ta không cần phải tuân theo khuôn mẫu của bất kì ai đưa ra. Đối tượng tham chiếu của chúng ta là chúng ta Không có dáng vẻ nào chúng ta nên trở thành, chỉ có dáng vẻ mà chúng ta muốn trở thành

Hoa anh đào và hoa quế thơm nở vào những thời điểm khác nhau nên chúng chỉ cần nở rộ với vẻ đẹp riêng của chúng là được mà, không phải ư. Phương nam mưa rơi, Phương bắc gió lạnh. Nhưng dù thế nào thì mùa xuân cũng vẫn sẽ tới, Có một câu nói đại ý rằng, khổ đau là điềm báo của sự vui vẻ . Mùa đông thì sẽ luôn tới trước mùa xuân. Sinh mệnh mang lại cho chúng ta sự quý giá khác nhau nên hãy sống thật tươi sáng dù cho có chuyện gì đi nữa

[hhuaw]

郭文贵自导自演“谎言三部曲”

笔者近期闲来无事，独自在家重温了一些颇具年代的老电影，品味经典的同时无意间又想到了郭文贵大放厥词，高谈阔论的情景，口中都是“最重要的人物”、“世界级的高层”、“高级的会议”等等，看完令人不禁哑然失笑。文贵这是当完编剧当演员，当完演员现在竟然又想当导演。殊不知当一个好导演也得需要真才实学，那些经不起推敲的荒谬剧本只能感动一下小蚂蚁们。笔者此文正好跟网友们分享一下郭文贵自导自演的戏码到底灵感来源何处。

第一部：逍遥法外

《逍遥法外》主角弗兰克是FBI有史以来年龄最小的通缉犯，犯罪手段神通广大，伪装身份的能力也是超乎常人。原片中发生的一切，全都重现在文贵的身上。郭文贵人前自诩“正义战士”，实际却官商勾结、非法侵占他人财产，利用公司骗贷、性侵多名女下属等，其罪状数不胜数。不过唯一文贵不比男主角的就是智商，剧中男主演技超群、智商过人，言谈举止都让人无法抓到其把柄，对于初中未毕业的文贵来讲，智商是硬伤，发表言论前后矛盾、逻辑混乱。就在近日的视频中他又干出自扇耳光之事，之前多次盛赞美国媒体，如今竟称在美国“96%的媒体”已经被控制，有人利用美国媒体在诽谤他。这就奇怪了，当初被文贵捧上天言论自由的美国媒体怎么没几天就变成肆意抹黑他的无良媒体了呢？一个人的谎言说的太多，自己都忘了哪是哪了，媒体的作用是披露真相，言论自由不代表会发布虚假信息，为什么将郭文贵弃之蔽履，只因认清了文贵的真面目，不会再轻易上当了。我想此时文贵大概焦头烂额，急需找一个靠谱的“好编剧”为其设计剧情，至少不再让“郭氏好戏”瞬间穿帮。

第二部：飞天大盗

《飞天大盗》是一部十几年前的英国影片，主角虽然都是骗子，却讲述了一群盗亦有道、惩恶扬善之“侠盗”的故事。不过貌似郭文贵看偏了剧情，没学到侠肝义胆却将反面人物��了个淋漓尽致。郭文贵一步步靠坑蒙拐骗起家，身家倍增，得势后又对他人用尽手段、排挤对手。这些靠非法手段敛取的财富，最终的结果还是从哪儿来的就回哪儿去。大连法院对郭文贵控股的“政泉公司”判处了600亿罚金，也让文贵食到了自己当初种下的恶果。如今的文贵手中不仅没了资金，而且还官司不断，但他依然在镜头前泰然自若、谈笑自如，口若悬河讨论着“美国中期选举”“世界经济趋势”，仿佛这个世界上的大事小事都与他郭文贵息息相关。这让我突发奇想，如果在骗子界搞一个“奥斯卡奖”，那郭文贵一定是当之无愧的“奥斯卡最佳男演员”，毕竟除了他谁还能把每天的生活当戏一样演呢？

第三部：臆想成病

《臆想成病》是一部法国电影，郭文贵就着电影片名，自导自演了一场年度大戏。现实失意如何寻求心灵的慰藉，文贵每天都活在自己的幻想中，幻想“喜马拉雅”，自设“蚂蚁帮”，以世界统治者身份指点江山，睥睨天下，如今怕是早已分不清哪个才是现实了吧。连政庇申请都遥遥无期，还有能力组织“美国政府的高官”、“美国军火商老大”、“前国家领导人”、“前巨大基金总顾问”频繁“约会”？在被网友拆穿后，文贵又恬不知耻的搬出了“前克林顿总统的幕僚”、“川普总统的内阁”、“巴西总统最信任的人”等等作为话题，笔者也是不得不佩服文贵脑洞之大，入戏之深。但郭文贵越是穷尽所能虚构事实，越是难掩自己已经穷途末路、无人问津的事实。如今的文贵每天都活在自己的臆想中，自编自导超级英雄拯救世界的戏码，谎言说的太多，竟然自己也信了。

郭文贵近期都在跟着网络热点走，什么事情最火他就说什么，真可算是挖空了心思、费劲了脑汁。归根结底还是一点，文贵如今已是山穷水尽、穷途末路。奉劝你不要再做无用功，迷途知返，不要继续活在自己自导自演的谎言之中！

[niteshade925]

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[ruanbaijie]

我会保护你，保护你一辈子。无论是你的一辈子，还是我的一辈子。 ARCS OF THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) [in/sp]

@userdramas event 15 something new: a new show from 2024 @asiandramanet mar creator bingo board ⎈ typography ➻ notes for translations and motifs (spoilers!) used below the cut

Arc 1: 雪村 Snow Village

Quote: 一人不如庙，二人不观井，三人不抱树，独自莫凭栏 One person shall not enter the temple, two people shall not look into the well, three people shall not hug a tree, one shall not lean against the balustrade alone. - the death rules of this door

Motifs: a circle meant to represent the well, split into two to represent (what are assumed to be) the "real world" (top half) and "virtual world" (bottom half). note where rnz is placed

Arc 2: 菲尔夏鸟 Fitcher's Bird

Quote: 小老鼠搬鸡蛋，鸡蛋太大怎么办？一只老鼠地上躺，紧紧抱住大鸡蛋。一只老鼠拉尾巴，拉呀拉呀拉回家。小老鼠搬鸡蛋，鸡蛋太大怎么办？一只老鼠地上跑，紧紧抱住大鸡蛋。一只老鼠拉尾巴，拉呀拉呀拉回家。Little Mouse, carrying an egg, what shall it do if the egg is too big? Little Mouse, lying on the ground, tightly hugging the big egg. Little Mouse, pulling its tail, pulling and pulling and pulling it home. Little Mouse, carrying an egg, what shall it do if the egg is too big? Little Mouse, running on the ground, tightly hugging the big egg. Little Mouse, pulling its tail, pulling and pulling and pulling it home. - the creepy as hell nursery rhyme recited by the three girls

Motifs: broken egg, clock ticking backwards that's formed by the staircase that's rotating clockwise (which I realised was a neat little trick to hint that they were travelling forward in time) and the cut birthday cake

Arc 3: 阿姐鼓 Sister Drum

Quote: 她不见了，找不到她了 She's gone, I can't find her - the words written by the older sister in her diary

Motifs: top view of a Chinese drum, bamboo

Arc 4: 佐子 Zuozi

Quote: 我的腿没有了，你的给我好吗？My leg is gone, can you give me yours? - the death line of this door

Motifs: ripped pieces of paper, handwriting, slowly appearing words

Arc 5: 威福利山疗养院 Waverly Hills Sanatorium

Quote: 已经过了八点了，你们为什么不睡觉？It's already past 8pm, why are you still not asleep? - what the nurse says right before she starts chasing after the players who are outside their rooms

Motifs: room 502, overlapping but non-concentric circles representing a Russian doll

Arc 6: 雨中女郎 Woman in the Rain

Quote: 总不能是你一直保护我们吧 It can't always be you protecting us - what lqs says to convince rnz to let him go into the painting world

Motifs: picture frames shifting from scenes of the players to scenes of the door god and painting world, and back again

Arc 7: 哭儿郎 Crying Baby

Quote: 天惶惶，地惶惶，我家有个哭儿郎，过往恩客念三遍，一觉睡到大天光 Panic in the skies, panic on the earth, I have a crying baby at home, when the kind guest who passes by recites three times, they will sleep till the next morning - the line that will save you in this door. Interesting to note that there's actually a similar line that exists, except one of the changes is instead of 恩客 (ēn kè "kind guest"), it's 君子 (jūn zǐ "gentleman"), and while I translated 恩客 literally as "kind guest" here (what each of the individual characters means), the word itself actually in the past, used to refer to "benefactors" - the customers whom prostitutes fell in love with

Motifs: a lamp with lqs as the flames (vague hint at what rnz always tells lqs) and rnz as the base (note the orientation and negative colours), swirls meant to mimic water as in the book, this door was slightly more strongly related to the river god

Arc 8: 扫晴娘 Rain Doll

Quote: 如果这样，明天还是阴沉下雨的话，我就砍掉你的头 If it's still gloomy and rainy tomorrow, I will chop off your head - the line to recite in this door in order to make it rain

Motifs: umbrellas in the corners, a window (there's this one beautifully framed scene in this arc where they both open the windows of their room at the same time) showing the iconic nanqiu umbrella scene (each of them coloured differently on purpose) vs. the outside of the window with the rain dolls and additional rain overlay layer

Arc 9: 箱妖 Box Demon

Quote: 别看那个箱子，看我 Don't look at that box, look at me - what lqs tells rnz when he gets "hypnotised" to open the box

Motifs: diamonds forming 3d boxes

Full list of scenes used since this gif moves too quickly: rnz waking up from his "hypnosis", rnz and lqs staring at each other after rnz returns from his "death", cyx turning around to look at lqs when they thought rnz was dead, cql being pulled into the box, juxtaposition of rnz (upright) and ybl (upside down) in front of the stained glass windows, one of the box people in the box rnz nearly opened when he was "hypnotised", rnz being full of shit in front of everyone else (as usual)

Arc 10: 无解 Insoluble

Quote: 二人去一人归 Two people go, one person returns - the hint that appears consistently for the 11th door

Motifs: kaleidoscope of the final scene before rnz walks away

I put the two final doors (百鬼夜行 "Night Parade of Hundreds of Ghosts" and the "real" "12th" door) together because I really like how the hint applies for both the 11th door as well as the ending of the show

I also used 无解 "unsolvable" (the original name of the final chapter in the novel) for the name of this arc because of how short and simple it is, but also how it just summarises the 意难平 (idrk how to translate this, but sort of like the bittersweet feelings, being unable to let go of the past) of this arc and the entire show. Just like how there was no way to solve the 11th door with a happy ending for both people (assuming only two people went in lol), there was no way to solve the 12th door and the entire game with a happy ending for both rnz and lqs

However, instead of translating 无解 as "unsolvable", I used "insoluble" instead as it sounds just a little more poetic and is more symmetrical, and also hints at how lqs's memories of and feelings for rnz, whether his whole experience was a dream or otherwise, never dissolved with time 🥲

[hn989]

[a-putain]

“不要忘记今天是什么日子哦”

我的主人，菊地小姐在我耳边轻声呼唤；我猛地想起，今天便是我即将被她宰杀的日子。

“是的，主人，我已经完全准备好了”我告诉她。

她用细绳反绑我的双手，然后脱下日常的衣服，露出做饭时的比基尼并戴上一身围裙。在她的指示下，我躺在菜板上，仰面朝天，赤裸的身体一览无遗地暴露在菊地小姐面前。

“真是壮硕的鸡巴呢，就这么宰掉真是可惜。你想不想活下来呀？”她轻轻抚慰我的阴茎，剥开包皮，甚至揉搓龟头，令我兴奋无比。

我坚定地摇摇头：被主人宰杀是我的荣幸，我怎肯放弃这份荣誉？

于是菊地小姐满足了我的要求：她先是用刀背在我的脖子上划来划去，让我提前感受被割喉的快感；然后，她趁着我的阴茎涨成紫红色的某个瞬间，迅速地将刀插入我的喉咙，通过锁骨之间的缝隙直抵心脏。

瞬间，我的鲜血喷涌而出，却在菊地小姐双手、双足的抚慰下没有带来多少痛苦；事实上，她正同时按摩着我的两颗乳头和阴茎，让极度性愉悦抵消了被割喉宰杀时的疼痛。在巨大的羞耻与愉悦作用下，我最终在菊地小姐的抚慰下射出精液；射精量之大前所未见，玷污了菊地小姐的双脚和围裙。而她却对此并不生气，因为为被宰杀的男奴排精本就是一项必要的操作；因为只有排过精的男奴，肉质才不会骚。

最终，我的阴茎也因为失去血压而变得绵软，菊地小姐继续用玉足抚慰、挤压之，直到龟头变得苍白，直到最后一滴精液也被从我的身体榨出。随后，她终于可以进行下一步。

菊地将我的身体剖开，从胸口到小腹。她掏干净我的内脏并丢弃，只留下一副空的皮囊，随后将我大卸八块，并按照肉质的优劣分门别类地摆放好。最后，她邀请她的女友前来，一同享用我的肉体：我最终被她们消化，永久地成为她们的一部分...

至于骨头，菊地小姐另有处理：她将我的骨头打碎、埋葬在后花园里，第二年春天，这片土地上果然开出了最美的花朵。菊地小姐蹲在地上，手指抚慰花瓣，如抚慰我的龟头那般温柔：“你看，男奴果然可以被利用得如此彻底呢”

[linghxr]

75 essential single-character adjectives (单字形容词)

This is somewhat of a follow-up to two previous posts on verbs: 75 essential single-character verbs (单字动词) 75 more essential single-character verbs (单字动词)

I always intended to make a post on adjectives, but it took me longer than expected to gather, sort, and filter through my list of adjectives. And I decided to add examples this time, which took even more time.

I learned many of these simply from consuming native content (mostly TV shows) over the past 2-3 years. It's the kind of stuff you probably won't find in your textbook. So please enjoy~

(1) 脏 | 髒 zāng - dirty / filthy Ex: 别把衣服弄脏了。

(2) 乖 guāi - (of a child) obedient / well-behaved / clever Ex: 小宝贝真乖！

(3) 软 | 軟 ruǎn - soft / flexible Ex: 被子很软 Ex: 皮肤软软的

(4) 湿 | 濕 shī - moist / wet Ex: 穿湿衣服

(5) 红 | 紅 hóng - popular Ex: 这首歌最近很红。

(6) 痒 | 癢 yǎng - itchy Ex: 皮肤很痒

(7) 细 | 細 xì - thin or slender / fine / delicate Ex: 她的腿又长又细。

(8) 绝 | 絕 jué - superb / awesome Ex: 身材很绝 Ex: 他的表演真是太绝了。

(9) 窄 zhǎi - narrow / narrow-minded Ex: 这条街太窄。

(10) 慌 huāng - panicky / flurried / flustered Ex: 别慌！

(11) 疯 | 瘋 fēng - insane / mad / wild Ex: 车开这么快，简直疯了！

(12) 硬 yìng - hard / stiff Ex: 床垫太硬

(13) 麻 má - tingling / numb Ex: 胳膊枕一会儿就麻了。

(14) 烫 | 燙 tàng - scalding hot Ex: 烫水 Ex: 额头好烫，一定发烧了。

(15) 凉 | 涼 liáng - cool / cold / discouraged / disappointed Ex: ���气转凉 Ex: 他的话让他父母心凉。

(16) 怂 | 慫 sǒng - timid / cowardly Ex: 自己特别怂

(17) 腻 | 膩 nì - greasy Ex: 汤有点腻

(18) 惨 | 慘 cǎn - miserable / wretched / disastrous / tragic Ex: 我输得很惨。

(19) 凶 | 兇 xiōng - vicious / fierce Ex: 很凶的样子

(20) 蠢 chǔn - stupid / foolish Ex: 你怎么这么蠢？

(21) 狠 hěn - ruthless / fierce / ferocious Ex: 他的心真狠。

(22) 暗 àn - dark Ex: 房间里太暗了。

(23) 歪 wāi - askew / crooked Ex: 这幅画挂歪了。

(24) 稳 | 穩 wěn - settled / steady / stable Ex: 坐稳扶好

(25) 晕 | 暈 yūn - dizzy / giddy Ex: 我头有点晕了。

(26) 搭 dā - matching / complementary Ex: 衣服与人很搭

(27) 妙 miào - clever / wonderful Ex: 情况不妙

(28) 土 tǔ - unsophisticated / rustic / country bumpkin Ex: 口音很土 Ex: 很土的衣服

(29) 浓 | 濃 nóng - concentrated / dense / strong (smell etc) Ex: 雾很浓 Ex: 咖啡太浓

(30) 烂 | 爛 làn - crappy / bad Ex: 我的中文很烂。

(31) 宽 | 寬 kuān - wide / broad Ex: 河很宽 Ex: 肩膀很宽

(32) 糟 zāo - rotten / messy / ruined / poor Ex: 把事情搞糟了

(33) 嗨 hāi - high (natural or drug-induced) Ex: 玩得很嗨

(34) 齐 | 齊 qí - neat / even / level / complete Ex: 很齐的舞蹈 Ex: 人到齐了没有？

(35) 巧 qiǎo - opportune / coincidental Ex: 真巧，你也来了。

(36) 破 pò - broken / damaged / worn out / lousy / rotten Ex: 破衣服 Ex: 我讨厌这个破地方。

(37) 黑 hēi - dark / tan Ex: 晒黑了 Ex: 黑皮肤

(38) 丧 | 喪 sàng - disappointed / discouraged Ex: 心情很丧

(39) 松 | 鬆 sōng - loose / relaxed Ex: 带子太松

(40) 壮 | 壯 zhuàng - strong / robust Ex: 他身体很壮。

(41) 臭 chòu - foul / smelly Ex: 臭鸡蛋 Ex: 这地方怎么这么臭。

(42) 爽 shuǎng - feeling well or good / awesome / refreshed Ex: 心情不爽

(43) 顺 | 順 shùn - smooth / successful Ex: 日子过得挺顺 Ex: 中文讲得很顺

(44) 润 | 潤 rùn - moist / glossy / sleek Ex: 头发润润的

(45) 弱 ruò - weak / feeble Ex: 我的能力比她弱。

(46) 蒙 mēng - dazed / stunned Ex: 我一上台就蒙了。

(47) 聋 | 聾 lóng - deaf Ex: 耳朵完全聋了。

(48) 脆 cuì - brittle / fragile / crisp / crunchy Ex: 饼干很脆

(49) 滑 huá - slippery / smooth Ex: 雨后路滑

(50) 火 huǒ - hot / popular Ex: 生意很火 Ex: 最近很火的一首歌曲

(51) 香 xiāng - fragrant / aromatic Ex: 你做的菜好香。

(52) 亮 liàng - bright / light Ex: 星星越来越亮。

(53) 笨 bèn - stupid / foolish / silly / slow-witted / clumsy Ex: 笨小孩 Ex: 我的手太笨。

(54) 闷 | 悶 mēn - stuffy (air or weather) Ex: 屋里太闷了。

(55) 烦 | 煩 fán - annoyed / bothered / troublesome / annoying Ex: 我妹妹一直让我很烦。

(56) 傻 shǎ - foolish Ex: 我没有那么傻。

(57) 迟 | 遲 chí - late / delayed / slow Ex: 对不起，来迟了。

(58) 急 jí - urgent / pressing / rapid / hurried / worried Ex: 事情很急，必须马上处理。

(59) 懒 | 懶 lǎn - lazy Ex: 我变懒了。

(60) 厚 hòu - thick Ex: 这本书真厚。

(61) 呆 dāi - foolish / stupid / expressionless / blank Ex: 呆呆地看着

(62) 密 mì - close / thick / dense Ex: 雨点越来越密。

(63) 丑 | 醜 chǒu - ugly Ex: 长得丑

(64) 沙 shā - hoarse / raspy Ex: 喊得声音都有点沙了

(65) 困 | 睏 kùn - sleepy / tired Ex: 我困得眼睛都睁不开了。

(66) 酸 suān - sour / grieved / sore / aching / mean / bitter Ex: 酸牛奶 Ex: 腰酸背痛 Ex: 网友的评论酸极了。

(67) 严 | 嚴 yán - stern / strict / rigorous / severe Ex: 要求很严

(68) 干 | 乾 gān - dry Ex: 擦干眼泪 Ex: 衣服还没晒干。

(69) 尖 jiān - sharp / shrill / piercing / keen Ex: 尖刺 Ex: 他的眼睛很尖。

(70) 广 | 廣 guǎng - wide / vast / broad Ex: 范围很广

(71) 平 píng - flat / level / equal Ex: 马路不平

(72) 哑 | 啞 yǎ - (of a voice) hoarse / husky Ex: 嗓子哑了

(73) 沉 chén - deep / profound / heavy Ex: 睡得很沉 Ex: 头沉得抬不起来

(74) 狂 kuáng - mad / wild / violent Ex: 猫咪的狂叫

(75) 牛 niú - awesome Ex: 这实力是真的牛！

Definitions are adapted from MDBG. Most examples are taken from 现代汉语规范词典 via Pleco, others are taken from my brain.