#「character tag」 — clyde donovan
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erm hi ehe uh have a dump of all of my doodles over these past few weeks of my sp oc ft some of the other characters (im drowning in assignments you guys someone lend a hand oh god I’m drowningbllsdhdsbja)
#RAHHHH WHY DID THE WORLD HAVE TO NERF ME WITH SCHOOL RIGHT AT THE PEAK OF MY HYPERFIXATION#some of these are pretty old too like the first pic is some of the first initial drafts I did of her#AGH IM DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TO POST THESE BECAUSE THEYRE SUPER ROUGH but I also I wanna keep myself accountable and post something…#sorry for the tags some of these characters are mentioned like only once#but yknow hey it’ll be like a lame game of eye spy of trying to spot the character#south park#south park oc#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#bebe stevens#clyde donovan#stan marsh#might delete later#shroomer's archives: south park#shroomer's archives: dao hanh#shroomer's sketches !
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If Cartman watched South Park he’d think he was Craig and Clyde. He’d see a calm, stoic, slight asshole and say “That’s totally me. I’m so cool, especially when I’m an ass.” But he’d think he was also super cool, in a letterman jacket, and with a hot girlfriend. But he would disown Craig’s sexuality and Clyde’s crybaby-ness
If Stan watched South Park, he would also think he was Craig, but because of Craig’s consistent “idgaf” attitude. He would ignore the sexuality of the character (but he probably shouldn’t)
If Kyle watched South Park, he’d probably think he was Kyle. But that’s boring so I’m going to say Kenny. He’d relate to his being picked on but also he cares for his little brother like Kenny and Karen. Also, constantly being murdered and then just kinda shaking it off seems like something he would say “mood.” To every time it happened. Everyone hates him for it and wishes he would just watch the show.
If Kenny watched South Park he’d probably think he was Tweek. Okay hear me out, but he’s probably pretty paranoid even if he isn’t outwardly freaking out most of the time. He probably (reasonably) feels like he’s going to die most of the time. Also it’s really fun to watch a meth addicted ten year old lose his shit and go “me”
If Butters watched South Park he’d probably think he was Dougie. But specifically General Disarray. He thinks that he’s the sidekick to the world’s greatest supervillain. But Butters gets picked on sometimes and is just a little Twerp. Just like Dougie. Modern Butters may see himself more as Cartman, but if I took the average Butters from the whole show, he’d be Dougie.
If Craig watched he’d think he was Craig. I know this is boring but Craig is super self aware and knows exactly how he looks to other people. If I had to pick someone else he’d relate too I guess I would pick, uhhhh, Shelly? Because he’s an asshole older sibling who is secretly cool as hell. His older sibling role isn’t important in the show, but if he was a real person it would be something that he would think about more.
If Clyde watched South Park he would probably think he was either Craig or To(l)k(i)en. It depends on how self aware he is. If he isn’t sure of how much of a bitch he is, than he’s Craig. An awesome, uncaring asshole with a bitchy blond partner. If he’s more self-aware (which he probably isn’t) then he’s To(l)k(i)en. A little bit off a pussy (this is based off “Here Comes the Neighborhood”) with a regular girlfriend.
#South Park#every character tag here we go:#Eric cartman#Stan Marsh#Kyle Broflovski#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#Craig Tucker#Clyde Donovan#Dougie O’Connell#Shelly Marsh#anyone I didn’t mention in this post I couldn’t think of one#but I may reblog this with more additions if I can think of them
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The South Park characters are so fun to put into Situations. Like smthn abt how all of them react to things makes exploring Random Scenarios with them so fun.
#like yessssss make those 5 year old war criminals Experience Things#south park#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kenny mccormick#butters stotch#wendy testaburger#craig tucker#tweek tweak#clyde donovan#tolkien black#jimmy valmer#I'm just gonna keep tagging characters until I run out because this applies to ALL OF THEM >:D#also I'm bored#bebe stevens#heidi turner#sp nichole#I forgot her last name omfg#I THINK its Daniels but I dont wanna risk tagging the wrong character-#timmy burch#leslie meyers#red mcarthur#okay those are all the ones I remember-
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@astralfist 「ding! you have One New Message」
TO: gay craig
「sms」 if i was a mime wd u support me?
「sms」 if u saw me out there miming
「sms」 wd u put a doller in my little mime hat?
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#messy paws#digital#queuewers#grovewood#do i character tag this one#sigh...#clyde donovan#<- no one look at me
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Six count ‘em six South Park bbies
Original (rough) wbf sketches under the cut:
#skyy's art#south park#Clyde donovan#Damien thorn#craig tucker#kyle broflovski#marcus preston#rebecca cotswolds#vampire kyle#sp clyde#sp Damien#sp craig#sp kyle#sp marcus#sp rebecca#sp vampire kyle#I wanna tag dyde but it’s subtle and. yeah I won’t tag it#for some reason it’s so much easier to just draw on wbf then transport it into ibis than it is to just draw in ibis??? idk why!#wbf is just so. open world and free! and not as sketchy idk how but it works for me lol#this was a lot of fun!! I think it’s easy to tell what characters I’m confident with and what characters I’m not lol#also. drawing Damien. brings me back to my homestuck days where I’d draw Karkat. they’re very similar drawing wise#hope y’all like who ya requested ^^
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Kinlist drop since I have no idea what to post and I feel like people here should get to know me better so😭😭 Feel free to make goofy assumptions
#homestuck#south park#jojos bizarre adventure#kin list#what do you even tag bro#characters??#jake english#john egbert#j egbert#june egbert#whatever you want to fucking call egbert#dave strider#karkat vantas#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#clyde donovan#pip pirrup#joseph joestar#caesar zeppeli
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꒦‧₊ ꒷ HEADCANNONS: Going on a Road Trip with Craig, Tweek, Jimmy, Tolkien, and Clyde (Separately) ✧.*
✧.* tags: college au, road trips, ✧.* Characters: craig tucker, tweek tweek, jimmy valmer, clyde donovan, tolkien black a/n: the stan's gang version got so much love that I thought I'd do the headcannons with the others too!
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Craig
Thinks everyone is a terrible driver except for him
(he can’t parallel park for shit though)
You guys make up stories about the people you pass
“Oh he’s going through a messy divorce”
“Yeah but it’s his fault for sleeping with Miss America”
“Well if he didn’t, she was going to release the tax documents revealing he was an illegal immigrant from australia! And he can’t return to the outback!”
He’s a pretty good road trip buddy if you don’t mind silence.
He kind of zones out when driving so it’s not an awkward silence, just a comfortable silence
Very picky about podcasts and music though, he gets aux because he’s the one driving
PODCASTS ABOUT SPACE!!
doesn't have Bluetooth in his car so he uses one of those connectors that plug into the cigarette lighters LMAOOO
"bro it's 2023 why are you living in 2006"
"because it has great mileage. shut up or walk"
Jimmy
This will go one of two ways depending on how much you enjoy stand up comedy
Because you’ve bought yourself a ticket to the 6 hour Jimmy-athon
Every billboard is a joke
Every car you pass is a joke
Every gas station you walk into is at least 5 jokes
You’re actually probably driving to a comedian convention
you listen to the material of the panelists to figure out where he'd want to go
he makes you laugh so much you need to pull over
he probably takes a nap halfway through
looks like a little cat curled up in the passenger seat
honestly such a good drive
whenever you get bored all you need to do is make a comment about a weird road sign and you've got entertainment for at least 30 minutes
if you don't like his comedy…
just don't.
you will not survive.
(and you're probably a terrible person)
Tweek
There’s no way he doesn’t get car sick.
Like just absolutely demolished
You think he’s dying for a little bit because he’s just leaning against the window whispering prayers to whatever god will listen
Then you buy some medicine from a gas station and i swear it’s like you’ve opened a new conspiracy for him
“But if these have existed for so long, why hasn’t anyone told me about them?! There’s got to be something wrong with them! DID YOU JUST GIVE ME POISON!”
“Do you still feel like blowing chunks all over my windshield?”
“Well no, not right now.”
“Then I really doubt it can be poison dude”
Don’t let him drive.
Just don’t.
He gets freaked out enough when you drive down a busy street. More than 3 lanes and he’s absolutely screaming
“WHY ARE THEY DRIVING SO FAST?! THE SPEED LIMIT IS 55”
“That’s not how the midwest works, tweek. We’re going 87 right now”
“87 THATS 32 MORE THAN WE’RE SUPPOSED TO- OH GOD WE’RE GOING TO GET INTO A CRASH AND FLIP THE CAR AND RUN INTO ANOTHER CAR AND THEN THAT CAR WILL EXPLODE AND NO ONE WILL FIND OUR BODIES-”
he's surprisingly good at mental math when it comes to calculating the possibility of his death
Clyde
He’d much rather fly than drive
He gets bored so fast like what are you supposed to do in a car? Sit there and… sit there?
Does not want to be in the car for more than 30 minutes
“Are we there yet?”
“We’ve been driving for an hour, Clyde”
“Okay and how much longer do we have?”
“5 hours.”
“WHAT”
Definitely had to use the bathroom every hour because he CHUGS monsters to stay awake then immediately crashes and sleeps for half of the ride
He sets up his phone so a movie can play but it’s really just him watching the movie because you have to keep driving
“You know, if we fly back then you can watch this with me”
“Well then my car would be stranded in the Chicago.”
“Can’t you just get someone to drive it back?”
“I will leave you at the next gas station and make you hitchhike home.”
“ITS A GENUINE QUESTION”
Tolkien
Oh he absolutely loves to drive
But who wouldn’t when you’ve got a fucking TESLA
(he totally has a tesla, no way he doesn’t have a tesla)
Will NOT allow chips in the car
If you do, you’re vacuuming the seats at the next gas station
“You’re not bringing those in here”
“But you can’t go on a road trip without corn nuts”
“You can and you will.”
“Can we at least get coffee then :((“
“Well duh we’re getting coffee”
Will buy you a little drink and give you a blanket
He makes YOU a passenger princess and it’s absolutely amazing
Another podcast listener, but he likes to space them out with music so you’re not both sitting there silently the whole road trip
You’re going on the trip to hang out! You’ve got to have some random chit chat time too!
“There is no way Kuroko’s Basketball is better than Slam Dunk.”
“That’s just because you’re a snob about sports anime.”
“No that’s just because i'm right about sports anime and you spend too much time talking with Wendy”
#craigs gang superiority tbh#theyre hilarious#south park#south park x reader#south park headcanons#tolkien black#craig tucker#tweek#jimmy valmer#clyde donovan#corporatefrog
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This is my friend’s poll and in order to get more people to vote I am assigning each flavor to a South Park Character.
Apple- Kyle, in honor of the episode HUMANCENTiPAD (S15 E1) and also because he would enjoy the classic apple cider flavor
Caramel- Butters, but he loves this one because it can be a candy, drizzle or a drink flavor. And it’s a little bit devicive (car-mal vs. care-uh-mel). It’s also pretty sweet, and he would probably have a sweet tooth just like Cartman.
Maple- Cartman, because this flavor is so sweet and he would absolutely pick the sweetest thing on the menu because he has such a sweet tooth. He is not sweet though. Also nobody else really likes how sweet it is so he doesn’t need to share. Butters doesn’t ask to share anymore.
Chai- Wendy, very sweet, but with a little cinnamon in there to shake things up. She enjoys this because it comes the same every time, chai is a very consistent flavor.
Pear- Clyde, because it doesn’t really taste like anything, and I think he would enjoy that. It’s something he ordered once and didn’t hate enough to not order next time, so now he just gets it every time. Also he likes that nobody asks for a sip of it because it’s so boring. But it seems different, Y’know?
Ginger- Stan, sort of because it’s different and sort of because it’s spicy. It also smells really good apparently, and I think Stan enjoys candles so that his room doesn’t smell like weed.
Cranberry- Kenny, he’s just drawn to this one for some reason, it’s a little tangy and a little sweet and leaves a weird taste in your mouth but he enjoys still.
Pumpkin- Bebe, Absolutely a pumpkin spice girlie. She takes pictures of her pumpkin spice latte in a pumpkin patch while wearing a red sweater and beige scarf.
Butter- Tweek, because his taste buds are absolutely fried and he has the strangest taste out of anyone. This isn’t a bad thing, but most people would not reach for this on instinct. He did because it interested him, and he absolutely loved it.
Pistachio- Pip, because he has weird taste that isn’t always awful but is definitely not anyone else’s first choice. This is also in honor of the Pip fandom, because you picked the weirdest one.
what s your famvortiye fall flavor?????
i have no opinon so my new favorite is whichever one wins
i got all the flavors from google search "fall flavors"
#south park#fall#polls#is it weird to tag every character#eh Idk okay in order of appearance:#kyle broflovski#butters stotch#eric cartman#wendy testaburger#clyde donovan#Stan Marsh#kenny mccormick#bebe stevens#tweek tweak#pip pirrup#this is my opionion I will defend everyone one of these#but do not attack me#also I’ve never had anything pear or butter flavored I just guessed
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I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ASK THIS EARLIER but, who would the other characters be? Spike? Cadence? Trixie? Sunset Shimmer? Starlight Glimmer? OH MY GOD THE POWERPONIES EPISODE AS THEIR SUPERHERO/VILLAIN PERSONAS?! I have so may ideas and you're a fucking GOLDMINE of Ideas so THANK YOU
A few canon answers and a few non-canon answers :] (well.. it's an AU, so technically all of it is non-canon......BUT answers nonetheless!!!!)
I always thought Spike to be Sparky, this is a personal headcanon, and haven't really gotten any confirmation on it (since I never asked LOL :P) but here's an unfinished piece of mine of My Little Park Sparky and little Stan. Sorta make's sense too since Equestria Girls Spike is also a dog
As of now, I don't think anyone has thought up who Cadence would be, but of course, whoever Cadence is would be in a relationship with Shelley; who takes the role of Shining Armor.
Clyde takes the role of Trixie Lulamoon as the great and powerful Clyde Donovan!!
For Sunset Shimmer, there is this fan design by kyoplleeee on Twitter who assigned Heidi as Sunset. (along with Red as Glida and Wendy as Moondancer)
@cookieluvr5268 (the creator) mentioned that Thomas would take the role of Starlight Glimmer
(I found the original tweet suggesting Thomas' role too)
But there is also this post by @alenrainyartsblog that assigned Starlight as Jimmy
I'm cool with either. to be honest, I think it might be because I'm not that invested in Thomas or Jimmy as characters that much because I play favorites and I don't pay that much attention to them. Sorry Thomas and Jimmy fans, I still care about them but just not that much 😭
THE POWER PONIES X TFBW IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA I DON'T KNOW HOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE. Though if I'm being honest, I would love to have two separate designs for their version of the episode just for the funsies. I think translating their superhero personas into My Little Park is cool, but I kind of like entertaining the idea of redesigning the Power Ponies to fit My Little Park as well :3 (It's been a while since I watched the EP though... I don't hate it but it's just one of those episodes that I don't mind skipping lol) Also, Thank YOU for planning on making My Little Park stuff when I can't at the moment. The AU must LIVE ON even when I'm busy with other junk, and even if the creator of the AU has gone on break and the My Little Park hashtag on twitter has become so BARREN. Everyone on there has probably moved on but I SURE AS HELL HAVEN'T. I'm so hungry.............. Anyways, If you want more information and content about the AU check out @going-down-2-my-little-park!! It's a fan blog I made to archive everything about the AU, and soon this post is gonna be on there too! Also, follow the AU's creator @cookieluvr5268. They're usually more active on Twitter though, and even then, they're on a break at the moment, but please follow them and support them. BECAUSE I DIDN'T MAKE THE AU AND PEOPLE KEEP THINKING I DID DESPITE TAGGING THE CREATOR IN EVERY FANART OF THE AU 😭😭
#taikko talks 2 much#taikko asks#my little park#south park#south park au#sp au#south park fanart#south park art#sp fanart#sp art#sparky the dog#stan marsh#sp stan#south park stan#clyde donovan#sp clyde#south park clyde#heidi turner#sp heidi#south park heidi#sp thomas#south park thomas#jimmy valmer#sp jimmy#south park jimmy
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Listen. This is the first time I ever read South Park fanfic. I do not regret it.
This one... Honestly I was thinking about asking permission to make a live reading of it (sadly i won't bc i am not comfortable saying some of the language used) BUT THE FIC IS AMAZING GO READ IT RN
Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
by gremlinteeth
Warning (from me):
This fic has a lot of violence, depictions of some heavy homophobia and uses some slurs, it may be upsetting to some
Summary:
The epitome of apathy, Craig Tucker has never been anything but nonchalant when it comes to his life and other related catastrophes. As long as he's not missing his favourite tv show or being hassled into another one of his classmates' ill-advised schemes, the boy truly doesn't care. Why should he? He's almost halfway through his Junior year at South Park High, which he's already figured out means he's only trapped there for another year and a half. Yet, there's only so far flying under the radar can get you, and unless he can get his grades up before the end of the school year, he won't be graduating with the rest of his class. Luckily, there's a blonde-haired recluse who might be able to help him - in more ways than he'd hoped.
Relationships:
Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens
Kenny McCormick/Bebe Stevens
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - High School
Mental Health Issues
Tutoring
Homophobia
Bullying
Fist Fights
Fights
Post-Divorce
Broken Families
Drug Abuse
spaceman Craig gets a mention
POV Third Person
Fluff and Angst
Craig's Gang
Stan's Gang - Freefo
Craig is determined NOT to be gay
Aged-Up Character(s)
Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman
Unrequited Love
Apathetic Craig Tucker
Use of the f slur
use of j slur by cartman
Craig x Tweek is main focus so other listed relationships are mostly in the background
Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
Slow Burn
it's gonna be a bit sad at the beginning but get happier so just enjoy that grind to the good stuff
#tw homophobia#tw f slur#tw violence#south park#craig tucker#tweek tweak#sp fanfiction#sp creek#creek#south park fanfiction#fanfiction recommendation#fanfic recommendation#fanfiction#Mifi's amazing fic recs
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— The mention of fast food perks Clyde up not unlike a dog, head lifting from where it had previously been pressed against the arm of the couch in a way that could not be comfortable. His phone is forgotten on his stomach— or, more acurately, barely acknowledged with a clatter to the floor,— as he pushes himself up on his elbows so he can properly see Craig.
— ❝ Yeah— ❞ Of course he wants something. And that offer sounds suspiciously as though Craig might be willing to pay, Even if Clyde wasn’t hungry, that was an offer he simply couldn’t refuse. Free food? From one of his best bro’s in the entire world? The idea alone is almost enough to cause tears to build.
He pushes himself up even further, until he’s actually sitting properly, facing Craig so he can stare him down with with the most convincing pleading look he can muster. Sad puppy ‘you can’t leave me alone’ eyes.
— ❝ Can I come with ? ❞
So he can eat the fries out of one carton on the ride and then take the one that’s still full once they eat.
@troublcmakcrs // mixed bag ... fries. bag fries. yum
#「who are you talking to?」 ― inbox#「character tag」 — clyde donovan#troublcmakcrs#「troublcmakcrs」 — craig tucker
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Welcome to my art blog!!
Hiii!! My name is Echo (He/They) and I am a multi-disciplinary artist!! I do a lot of oil painting and Illustration!
This space is a place for me to put all the things I make, both to share it with others and keep it all organized. Enjoy!! :)<3 More detailed info beneath the cut ↓
Tags List!!
All my art will be tagged #my art along with further tags for organization, some of them include:
#Drawing I use for both digital and traditional drawing, used to organize and differentiate from #Painting
#fan art (and then further tags depending on the media inspiring it)
I use #oc and #dnd oc for my original character work, as well as a tag for every character (that I draw frequently enough to warrant it anyway). The following is a list of my characters:
#Elas Farwarin
#Kelvik Judas
#Kepler
#Clyde Harrison
#Tempest
#Floyd
#Donovan Law
#Gadget Secretary
I may occasionally post art that includes blood, gore, or nsfw content, and it will be tagged as such if/when I do.
This list will be edited as necessary.
Dividers mostly from @animatedglittergraphics-n-more :)
#intro post#my art#fan art#drawing#painting#oc#dnd oc#Elas Farwarin#Kelvik Judas#Kepler#Clyde Harrison#Tempest#Floyd#donovan law#Gadget Secretary
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Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi
Fandom: South Park
Relationships: Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger. Rebecca "Red" McArthur/Jimmy Valmer, Kenny McCormick/Marjorine Stotch - Relationship, Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak, Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens
Characters: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Marjorine Stotch, Jimmy Valmer, Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Cupid Me (South Park)
Additional Tags: Humor, Crack, Fluff, Aged-Up Character(s), Post-Canon, Alternate Universe - High School, Prom, Promposals, Secret Crush, Everyone has a date except Stan, Kenny and Marj being adorable lovebirds, Jimmy is cool, Craig and Kenny bully Cartman, Cartman totally ships his friends, Eric Cartman Being Eric Cartman, Eric Cartman Being An Asshole, Canon-Typical Behavior, Slurs, Internalized Homophobia, No beta we die like Kenny
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<a href="https://archiveofourown.org/works/46332244"><strong>Help (Not) Wanted</strong></a> (45441 words) by <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/users/drpepperluvver"><strong>drpepperluvver</strong></a><br />Chapters: 13/?<br />Fandom: <a href="https://archiveofourown.org/tags/South%20Park">South Park</a><br />Rating: Teen And Up Audiences<br />Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply<br />Relationships: Kenny McCormick/Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick & Tweek Tweak<br />Characters: Tweek Tweak, Kenny McCormick, Craig Tucker, Clyde Donovan, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Tweek Tweak's Parents, Liane Cartman, Roger Donovan, Karen McCormick<br />Additional Tags: Coffee Shops, Co-workers, Comfort, Cute, Grumpy Tweek, Twenny, Sarcasm, Playful Flirting, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Onesided creek, Pining Craig Tucker, Past Relationship(s), Insomnia, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Alternate Universe - High School, High School Students, Enemies to Lovers, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Boys In Love, Healing, Mental Health Issues, Bad Parents, Fluff and Humor, crack ship, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Coffee, Friends to Lovers, Friendship, Not so fast burn, Getting Together, Tweek Tweak and Kenny McCormick, Rarepair, Awkwardness, Awkward Romance, Awkward Kenny McCormick, Awkward Tweek Tweak, somewhat consistent updates, Aged-Up Character(s), they are 17!, STRICTLY SFW STILL., Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Fluff and Angst<br />Summary: <p>Tweek never liked working with others.</p><p>Enter Kenny McCormick, who has no idea what he’s doing working at Tweak Bros.</p><p>Tweek’s gonna learn how to tolerate him.</p>
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꒦‧₊ ꒷ HEADCANNONS: team craig with a rich friend!✧.*
✧.* tags: college au, ✧.* Characters: craig tucker, tweek tweek, jimmy valmer, clyde donovan, tolkien black a/n: this just made me want to be rich so that's what im doing. you'll never hear from me again because im only getting those gains (jk im working minimum wage rn ;-;)
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Tolkien
You guys are BALLING together
You literally SPARKLE when you walk down the street
He probably loves having someone else to talk to about like,, idk rich people stuff?
When his dad buys the farm across the street from the marsh’s he literally comes to stay at your palace
No fucking way are those cuticles getting ruined by working on a fucking weedfarm
“Then he starts using this ridiculous voice just to piss off Stan’s dad”
“No. fucking. Way.”
“Yes way, and now he’s actually selling the shit to other people”
“That’s actually rancid”
Clyde
He thinks he was meant to be born rich
Another one who will do lit rally whatever for some cash
Not because he needs the money
Just because he has zero self respect
He's the type of person to say yes to anything for the experience
definitely a "do it for the vine" type of person
and you happily oblige
"are you free saturday?"
"well i had a work shift"
"I'll give you $300 to skydive with me"
"quitting my job rn brb"
Craig
He does not give a fuck
He enjoys watching you boss cartman around though
He’ll make loud suggestions that he knows you’ll hear so cartman will do something stupid
“Wow it sure is snowing out there. That would really ruin a pair of limited edition suede steve madden boots”
“Oh no! I’m wearing my limited edition suede steve madden boots!”
“That’s a shame. If only there were a way to plow the snow off all of the sidewalks and parking lot you could get to your car without ruining them”
“IM ON IT”
Cue cartman slipping on icey pavement for the next 3 hours
Tweek
Large sums of money freak him out so much
You spend more than $200 at once and he’s SCREAMING
“WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR RETIREMENT FUNDS?!”
“What’s a retirement fund? I have a piggy bank that my daddy puts all the interest from my birthday money into”
“WHAT HOW ARE YOU USING A PIGGY BANK FOR ALL YOUR MONEY THAT’S SO UNSAFE!!”
“It’s a metaphorical piggy bank duh! You can’t fit 15 million in a piggy bank silly”
“15 MILLION?!”
He was out of commission for the rest of the day trying to figure out how many hours of work it would be to make 15 million dollars
Jimmy
You think he’s so fucking funny
He’s a funny little guy!
You are his perfect audience
He loves to make you laugh! And you love to laugh! So it’s perfect
You probably end up bringing him to a charity dinner or something and having him tell stand up
Aka his DREAM
Imagine him sitting in a private jet or something with a nametag that just says "funny man" on it
and he's loving every second of it
#south park#south park x reader#south park headcanons#corporatefrog#tolkien black#jimmy valmer#clyde donovan#craig tucker#tweek
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