#「 joker 」

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"The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off."

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Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡

This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.

Started going grey at 32

He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise

He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.

The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.

Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)

Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.

Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.

Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)

So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)

On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)

GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)

Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler

Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)

Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce

Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.

The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.

[jjllyart]

MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS!!

and happy holidays!!

[bepoucorp]

teasing always leads to kisses

uncropped version ^^ I like when Batman picks up Joker like he weighs nothing.

[harveydont]

Art vs the artist, Jobo edition.

I wanted to play around with loose styles and jobo's sense of self portraiture and how he draws a couple of his friends :)

[mcfuckenlovenit]

thats just weird al for you, but seeing your post reminded me that, today I was awoke from a nightmare by a call from my brother (I was supposed to go to family dinner, I worked nightshift and had been up for over 30+ hours before hand so he was waking me up), and Idk if I've been reading to much Batman/dpxdc/batfam fics but in the nightmare I was in a fight with joker and he ends up not only torching my ass but also violently beats the shit outta me with a crow bar and as it's all happening I'm biting the shit outta his ankles. Batman shows up and batman pulls joker off me, gets him tied up and I just get so angry at why joker isn't dead yet, so yell and demand why batman hadn't killed him yet, because he was willing to kill me and countless other along with one of his precious sons, why isn't he dead if his only existence is to cause death sufferings and chaos, if he's killed so many people with no mercy even finding it amusing as he laughs, he's killed children in cold blood and has seen no consequences. He's been locked up sure but those aren't real consequences to him it's childs play to himself! Batman is wavering bit by bit, it seems to help that in the dream I am but a child (16). I say I find it in our best interest to kill him while we can, because if not now then how many more people is he willing to loose just so this guy can play with death. Batman just stands there as I get close and closer to joker with the crowbar covered and slick with my own blood is in my hands, I swing and hear no protests as it hits joker hard, harder then I ever would have expected. I demolish the joker, he's nothing but putty when I'm done with him, the dream cut out precisely when I get into an ambulance as I fainted when I was done with the joker.

Every musician had superpowers that relate to their specific style of music. The stuff you see in music videos wasn’t just good editing, they were actually using their powers. Weird Al was a Looney Tunes-type trickster god.

[definedvines]

ppl on twitter are enjoying this one

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My favourite trope in video games gotta be the main villain facetiming you on a giant monitor

[why-i-love-comics]

Batman: Justice Buster #18 - "Adaptation to Light" (2024)

written by Eiichi Shimizu art by Tomohiro Shimoguchi

[greyangelpain]

It's that time of the year again! 🎄

Merry Christmas to the best Christmas game!

[the-godly-apple-being]

Imagine Jinx and Ekko doing halloween couples costume where Jinx is the Joker and Ekko is Batman

[bricktoygrapher]

Jingle bells, Batman smells 🦇💨

Robin laid an egg 🥚

Batmobile lost a wheel 🛞

And Joker got away 🤡

[toadallytickles]

Your costume was SICK!!!

(Does this mean we can call you the "JokeLer" now?)

I know we just had Christmas, BUT THANK YOU!! 💚💜 I’ve only seen like 3 Batman movies, did not grow up on them— but I wanted to do a couples costume with Clay and I wanted him to like the idea (because I chose Pokémon last year) and he liked the idea of Sexy Batman and Joker! And yeah! I did the costume (and the scars!!) 3 times; one photoshoot night, again for trick-or-treaters, and a 3rd time for a general kink party!

they’re boyfriends

[sorry-i-got-the-jams]

Well, I have a theory. Press said the kid found was 3 but press is prone to get the ages of people wrong. I've seen that happen too often, having news covering cases I'm working in and having most of the information wrong, specially when it comes to age, so maybe Arthur was actually 6 and they heard he was 3 and that is. And about physical shape, a highly abused kid could look as way younger. Kids who go through trauma may stop to grow up and develope, specially if they are also malnurished. So maybe Art seemed younger and the press got it wrong. And then what Todd says is right and the movie doesn't lie. It all makes sense given the context of abuse, tbh.

Or it could just be a silly mistake, but I want to believe.

Arthur Fleck birthdate and real age.

I’ll hate to rain on your parade about Arthur Fleck birthdate but don’t believe what wiki says. Believe what’s it written in the movie. All the informations are written in penny fleck’s files that Arthur is reading. 

Here are the screencaps. 

First Penny fleck already had been locked up in arkham previously when she was 15 years old. In 1952, she was locked up because of what happened and what she did to his 3 years old son.  She was 25 years old.

as for his birthday unfortunately it’s written unknown

so based on this, if he was 3years old in 1952, he is probably 32 years old in 1981. 

Even if we don’t know is real birthdate, it’s simple to not be confused between a kid who is 3 years old and 6 years old. The difference is huge in physical shape.

[thechaoshuman]

They're boyfriends 🫶🦇🃏

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