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Ahahahahahahaha

Alfred: not again

Alfred Pennyworth, after the batkids show up with a de-aged, tiny demon child, Bruce:

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Awwwwwww

Bruce Wayne: [enters the cave] Jason?

Jason Todd: [giggles while hiding on the ceiling]

Bruce Wayne: Jason, I know you’re here.

Jason Todd: [loud, barely muffled giggling]

Bruce Wayne: Come out, you know I can sense you.

Jason Todd: [drops on Bruce from the ceiling and clings to him]

Jason Todd: I got you!!

Bruce Wayne: You got me.

Jason Todd: [covers Bruce’s eyes with his palms]

Jason Todd: And now you’re blind!!

Bruce Wayne: [picks Jason up]

Bruce Wayne: Tiny hands, my only weakness.

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Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

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Billy *constantly*:

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I love this contribution

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

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Said the murder child Dick Grayson who literally started Robin because his new dad couldn't stop him from going out and trying to murder a gangster.

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

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Ohhhh

Spooky

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

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Wonder Woman ⭐️ Save me big strong Amazon princess, big strong Amazon princess save me 🛐

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Omg I was reading this v

And I just had the idea of the batfam being stuck in the Infinite Realms and Danny was passing by, decided to be a troll and be a "mysterious being" to help them out but Tim just sturs him up for some reason (probably because he is a random ass entity from this green hellscape who seams to be toying with them).

Tim and Danny are snarking at echothers comments, and their faces are progressively getting closer to each other till they're just centimeters away from the others face and just silently scowling into eachothers eyes.

The batfam are rightfully spooked because they don't know what this being is, how powerful they are, or how they will react to how Tim's acting.

Tim is too tired and stressed to care about there worries and won't be taking shit from this floating teenage-looking glowstick.

(Both Danny and Tim are around the same age wise in this, of course.)

And Danny is actually pretty impressed that Tim would actually say that stuff to something so otherworldly, spooky and supernatural, even if he works with aliens, Danny knows he often sets of fight-flight-freeze instincts by just standing there.

So Danny breaks the silence and declares he likes Tim and will help Tim and his family find home unconditionally because he likes him. So he dragged them away to a certain spot, opened a portal, and leads them through the portal to where they find Constantine with the JL about to try and summon something, probably to help find them.

Constantine is slackjawed as the JL relaxed from initial tensing from the portal opening.

Everyone is a little confused but Danny wasting no time grabs a paper and pen from his chest and draws out his personal summoning circle and writes his name (Phantom) on the back, and hands it to Tim. And with a wink says

"Call me if you need me."

Before going back through the portal, before it closes. Leaving Tim red faced at the wink, and everyone realizing that Tim got a summoning circle from an infinite relms being.

Jason: Did Tim, get the inter dimensional equivalent of a phone number from that thing?!

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Dani*dementedly*: I like that.

Dan:(looking at Red Hood) I can make him worse.

Danny: (looking at Red Robin) I don't wanna fix him. I like that he's fucked up and I wanna see how far he goes.

Jazz:(looking at Nightwing) As a friend, I can give him tools to fix himself.

Dani:(Looking at Robin) I have no idea what I'm doing but he's growling now.

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Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

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i thought the femboy cafes were the greatest invention ever but this chinese lesbian bar 😭>>>>>

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Good message, if not messy.

im

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Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Cheese Melt Week Day 3: Dance

Video with audio!

♪You are my sunshine, ♪ My only sunshine. You make me happy; When skies are gray. You’ll never know, dear, How much I love you… ♪Please don’t take my sunshine away.♪

"You are my Sunshine" by R3 Music Box

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A comic that I post on twitter

Hope you enjoy!

(Read left to right)

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If they need to get somewhere fast, diana scoops a boy up under each arm and sprinting like the Amazonian warrior she is.

Danny makes creative use of his intangibility. At, of course, the inconvenience of everyone else.

He's been denied entry into the Justice League yet again, but that's fine.

He's not angry.

Nope.

But like, he is feeling like getting a little bit of revenge. Not angry revenge, which would be totally different.

But...petty.

He wants petty revenge.

And he knows where the Watchtower is.

So he makes it his mission to sneak into the Watchtower, over and over and over again, and while completely invisible and intangible, eat the inside of all the heroes treats and meals, so that all they're left with is a hollowed out shell.

Cakes? Just a shell. Sandwiches? Difficult but he manages to hollow those out too. Ice Cream? Just the outside. Spaghetti? Almost impossible, but he manages to do a swap instead; it's spaghetti laying on top of old cardboard. Anything inside of a wrapper? He eats it and leaves the wrapper.