#⧗ ﹝ blendin: headcanons ﹞

[agoldengalaxy]

a headcanon about every gravity falls character I can think of off the top of my head:

- dipper’s chewing pen habit came from his mother, who tried to get him to stop biting his nails by handing him a pen instead. he doesn’t bite his nails anymore, but he’s uncomfortably used to the taste of ink now

- mabel learned how to knit out of spite. an adult at school told her it was probably too hard for her and she learned it all by herself out of pure rage. she can and will knit nearly 2 sweaters per week now

- stan keeps a journal to document all the things he begins to remember. sometimes he’ll be talking to ford and cut himself off mid-sentence to jump up and rush to grab his journal excitedly. he jokingly calls it journal 4

- when visiting a new city, ford decides to get a tattoo to match stan’s. finally he has a tattoo that he actually likes

- soos is BELOVED as the new mr mystery. sales are even better than when stan ran it, but he keeps that a secret from stan so as to not hurt his feelings

- along with all of the obvious stuff wendy is good at like cutting lumber and climbing trees, she also holds a world record in cup stacking

- melody is trying really hard to beat wendy’s score. they have a friendly competition. soos doesn’t understand why they can’t BOTH hold the world record. he loves them both and can’t root for either and it’s stressing him out

- once the therapism took away his arts and crafts hour, they gave bill a piano. he’s surprisingly good at jazz

- when fiddleford moves into the northwest mansion, he adopts two raccoons and one opossum from the junkyard to bring with him. he is very good at taking care of them and they adore him

- pacifica collects pokémon cards. she’s very secretive and very territorial about them. no one she battles can beat her. her favorite pokémon is drifblim

- when robbie hit puberty his hair actually started getting curly, so he straightens it every day. it is completely and utterly dead from all the heat but he keeps telling himself it’s a later problem

- gideon is coding his own website to blog his journey of becoming a better person. it’s slow-moving and frustrating but he thinks he’s…having fun??

- grenda and candy have been friends since candy moved from korea at age 6. grenda saw she was sitting alone at school and had no problem going to ask her if she liked boys. to this day candy is so grateful that grenda has always been more direct than she is

- abuelita just adores melody. she affectionately calls her mija whenever she visits

- blubs and durland have their honeymoon at disneyland. durland likes the teacups the best. they make blubs sick but he does it for him

- lazy susan’s home is full of home goods decorations like “I like cats more than people” and “autumn leaves and pumpkins please!”

- toby determined finds himself settling well into his role as bodacious t. although shandra jimenez still doesn’t like him back, she’s nicer to him now. she even introduced him to a friend of hers, whom he has taken on several dates

- mayor tyler still likes to gossip and encourage fighting whenever he can, even within his own office. he insists upon a good natured rivalry with the neighboring towns, which results in some destroyed property. his approval rating is through the roof

- blendin blandin finally discovers xanax

[queerloser69]

Blendin Blandin from Gravity Falls is intersex

[cosmo19]

Gravity falls headcanons because i can and it’s been taking over my brain

~ mable really likes lucky charms, even bought the box with just marshmallows. dipper pretended to be horrified by this, he ate three whole bowls of just marshmallows at 2 in the morning, grunkle stan caught him but just stood there for a bit and walked away

~ dipper is genuinely scared of little dogs

~ blendin blandin goes on to quit the time anomaly crew and opens a barber shop

~ wendy and robbie fully make up after graduation and become best friends

~ ford can talk to squirrels, he learnt from the gnomes, idc if it doesn’t make sense it makes sense to me

~ fiddleford loved ford and ford loved him until bill manipulated ford to the point of ford being obsessed with bill, he didn’t realize how hurt fiddleford was until they reconnected after weirdmageddon, their relationship was never truly the same (it’s 2 am i have more thoughts about this but my brain is half off)

~ blubs and durlen quit being cops and open up their own water park

~ both sets of pines twins all have audhd

~ ford and stan have both met rick (from rick and morty) separate times and both of them had some type of weird situation ship with him

~ stan met eda and got married then divorced, ford met eda and she tried to steal his stuff and when they met she said “wow you look just like my ex husband” ford made a mental note to talk to stan about that if he ever got back, he forgot until stan just brought up his marriage in casual conversation

~ mable organized the first ever pride parade in gravity falls (the town wasn’t homophobic or anything they just never got around to it until mable barged into city hall with a dream involving exploding rainbow muffins)

~ when dipper came out to mable as trans mable didn’t need any time to adjust bc she knew the whole time

i’m going to make a part two because i have more but it’s 2 am so i need to sleep

[ckret2]

Headcanon: the frequent failure of Blendin Blandin's equipment—the malfunctioning camouflage suit, the non-functioning memory wipe, the time tape that quickly overheats or gets damaged—isn't because Blendin's a bad agent. He's probably using standard-issue equipment, and he's clearly used to having to make repairs to his equipment in the field.

It's because, under Time Baby's rule, by 207̃012 the quality of most manufactured objects has declined heavily. This is because Time Baby is a baby and hasn't prioritized matters like regulating the quality of consumer goods, so it's a free-for-all. Manufacturers can get away with just about anything. Who's gonna stop them?

"How come Lolph and Dundgren don't have this problem?" Like most dictators, Time Baby's prioritized arming his enforcers over the welfare of his people. Not intentionally; but if a company is manufacturing faulty camo suits, Time Baby never hears about it and there's no one under him who's been given the authority to regulate these things. If a company is manufacturing faulty lasers, the time police can go to Time Baby and go "we didn't catch that guy you hate because we were given broken lasers 😢," and now Space Lasers Inc. has a giant angry psychic baby hovering in their parking lot. It's harder to get away with cutting corners when you don't know which corner will get your whole company disintegrated.

[kimbolimbo0428]

Been thinking about this Gravity Falls comic by MoringMark wherein Soos gifts his slice of infinite pizza from the episode "Blendin's Game" to Pizza Guy. It's a very simple yet wholesome comic that I was more than happy to accept as headcanon... uuuuuuuntil I looked back at the official Journal 3 and found this page specifically referencing the idea that Soos is the only one who could eat it and have it regenerate.

However, I think I've found a way to make this comic still work into the canon of the show if people wish: creating my own headcanon fanfiction short story!

This short story acts as a summary of what I believe could've possibly constituted an entire episode of the series. It takes place between "The Stanchurian Candidate" and "The Last Mabelcorn."

So, without further ado, I give you...

"Space-Timed Order"

Soos decides that he no longer wants his Infinity Pizza, saying that he’s had enough pizza to last him a lifetime. Not knowing what else to do with it, as he is the only one with the ability to eat it and have it regenerate forever, he shares his predicament with Dipper. The two talk to Ford in hopes of finding a way to bypass the rule that only Soos can make the Infinity Pizza regenerate. Fascinated by how such a thing was even capable of existing, Ford asked about its origins. Dipper and Soos explained that was the result of a time wish won through Globnar, which reminded Ford of the time he was almost outwitted by operatives of the Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron during his time as an interdimensional outlaw. This event seemed to have been something of a blow to his ego. Hoping to show that his intellect was indeed superior to the intricate powers of Time Baby himself, Ford took on the task of analyzing the Infinity Pizza in order to find a way to remove its bond with Soos. Dipper and Ford geek out about the implications and possibilities should he succeed, such as ending world hunger or even applying such infinite regeneration to other resources. However, in attempting to crack the code on the Infinity Pizza, Ford nearly caused a rift in the space-time continuum. Without the help of Time Paradox Avoidance Enforcement Squadron operatives Lolph and Dundgren, all of timespace might have collapsed. After being brought before Time Baby and narrowly avoiding punishment for their actions, Soos, Dipper, and Ford attempted to convince the time tyrant to break the Soos-only restriction of the Infinity Pizza. Time Baby explained that this was not possible as an openly-accessible gateway to creating infinite matter would ultimately cannibalize the universe itself as matter cannot be created from nothing. The reason that the pizza was able to infinitely regenerate was the result of the Time Anomaly Removal Crew’s seemingly infinite supply of useless contraband being discarded and molecularly reconstituted into pizza at Soos’ fingertips. When Soos asked if they could instead just bond the abilities of the pizza to someone else, Time Baby and his forces obliged on the condition that Ford must never again attempt to counteract the laws of spacetime, to which Ford agreed in a somewhat defeated manner. When faced with the question of who was worthy of the limitless power of the Infinity Pizza, Soos could think of only one person whose hunger for pizza could’ve outweighed his own.

Did I really write all of this to justify a silly comic? Yes, yes I did.

[fordtato]

You know what your video made me think about? Stans suit, or their father's suit.

Ford had it but didn't use it. When Stan took over he didn't start wearing it until 10 years before the events of the series (we saw it in blendins game). So ~20 years it was unused in his closet. What made him wear it?

My theory is their father's death but i really want to know more about what do you think about that suit.

(Loved the video 10/10 .it was worth the wait. you are so cool)

I think Stan probably was evolving the Mr. Mystery look and just came across it! But the idea of it being their father's death is actually a really strong headcanon

(also thank you for watching!!!! YOU'RE cool)

[pealeii]

Soos for the character ask thinger :3

YEASSSSSS RAHAHAHAH

favorite thing about him: WHERE DO I BEGIIIN i love his aloofness and goofiness and his SOOSNESS?? like idk how to explain it he just says things and i go

also he’s so dedicated to the pines!! and obv love blendin’s game where he realizes the family he has found is better than the one that never cares about him (his dad) like!!!! gosh he’s the best. and so me. like yes i too would eat a cookie that came out of a dvd player.

least favorite thing about him: dang highkey cant think of any flaws. maybe that one time he kissed a girl who fell in love with him when he bodyswapped with waddles. like that’s not your girl. highly specific tho.

favorite line: this one and its not even close

brOTP: as described before, i love him and dipper’s dynamic, but also i love him and wendy!! like they’re clearly very close, even tho she’s a high school girl and he’s a maintenance dude. you just know they vibe

OTP: him and melody obvs!!!! what else!!

nOTP: do people ship him with anyone else 😂

random headcanon: he has audio processing disorder

unpopular opinion: idk any popular opinions abt him. maybe its an unpopular opinion but enough that he’s one of my favorite characters

song i associate with him: STRAIGHT BLANCHIN’ jk but hmm never thought about it before but now that I’m thinking about it maybe frog shop by louie zong

favorite picture of him: many to choose from but he looks so peaceful here

[iinvane]

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verse info is under the cut btw

⧗ it's the hard knock life for us. || ﹝ blendin ﹞ ⧗ but it was all a mistake! || ﹝ v.1 ﹞ ⧗ i'll go back in time and make sure your parents never meet! || ﹝ v.2 ﹞ ⧗ i got my job back! i feel like hugging somebody! || ﹝ v.3 ﹞ ⧗ the train might have gone off the rails! || ﹝ v.4 ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: musings ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: visage ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: aesthetics ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: headcanons ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: about ﹞ ⧗ ﹝ blendin: interactions ﹞

misc info:

v1 is set after events of Weirdmageddon; Blendin’ is on the run from the Time Police. This is BEFORE he gets stranded.

v2 is set after the events of the Time Traveler’s Pig; takes place when he is hostile towards the twins, cleaning up the anomalies before eventually getting incarcerated.

v3 is set after the events of Blendin’s game; he’s on good terms with the kids and has his job back. WOOT!

v4 is set when he was stranded in the Wild West in 1883. He got a job as a pocket watch repairman, and well... apparently contracted a rush era disease. Nostalgia though, right?

[blapis-blazuli]

Me, years ago, reading excerpts from Time Pirates’ Treasure: Blendin doesn’t like checkered flags? I wonder why that could be.

Me, now, in 2019: ...Well... I wasn’t actively looking for an actual explanation, and that wasn’t the answer I was expecting to think of... but... okay then?

[criminalmutantsins]

Gravity Falls LGBTQ+ Headcanons 

Dipper: Straight 

Mabel: Straight 

Stan: Bisexual

Ford: Panromantic; Demisexual

Soos: Pansexual

Wendy: Bisexual

Bill: Autoromantic, Asexual

Pacifica: Straight

Candy: Bisexual; Non-binary 

Grenda: Straight 

McGucket: Pansexual 

Gideon: Straight

Blubs: Gay 

Durland: Gay

Robbie: Non-binary 

Tambry: Genderfluid

Thompson: Gay

Lee: Straight

Nate: Straight

Bud: Queer

Blendin: Gay

Toby: Queer 

Let me know your headcanons

[ravendarkwood]

So I drew more outfits for the Steven working at the Mystery Shack AU. Here’s my first one, which is just like a daily outfit. I mostly just wanted to make Steven’s flannel. I don’t know who started this AU but I think it’s either @ray-the-fae or @anna-scribbles ? Either way I love both of their takes on this AU.

Work - So I saw a lot of people drawing Steven in the Mystery Shack employee t-shirt, and I loved that, but I also remembered that in Blendin’s Game that the shirt only comes in one size, so the shorty that Steven is (I think he’s only 5′6″?) would drown in a Soos sized shirt and I love that. Hell, it might even be longer than how I drew it. And I changed the earring I gave him to a star because Steven should always have a star.

Double Dipper - I really wanted to draw Steven in a dress, and I thought the idea of him really being really excited for Stan’s party and maybe overdressing a bit. I also like the headcanon that when his hair gets longer it becomes ringlets like Rose’s hair so I also wanted to draw him with his hair down.

Next I think I’m going to do two Summerween outfits? A costume and just a Summerween-y outfit (like how Robbie traded his regular hoodie for a skeleton hoodie). I was thinking of him going as a jack-o-lantern, but I haven’t decided yet.

[pinetreeparadoxx]

N, T, and Z on the concept of the multiverse beyond Ford’s portal! :D

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

Hmmmmmm 1. more discussion of how certain heavy topics affected certain characters (ie Sock Opera, and how Mabel gave the rift to ‘Blendin’.)

2. More Ford episodes!

3. What happened to Dipper during those 3 days of Weirdmaggeddon....

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?

I still will cling to my headcanon that Dipper gets into nature photography, I LOVE that one. Also my sexuality headcanons! (Aroace Ford, bi Stan, pan Mabel, and bi ace Dipper :3 )

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go! (Prompts optional but encouraged.)

OOH I always enjoy thinking about life beyond the portal. The published Journal gives a really good account of Ford’s adventures, but I bet there was a lot that he didn’t get to write down.

I feel like he probably made some lasting friendships that he still communicates with to this day. He probably got hurt a lot more than he let on, and has a lot of scars under that coat. He’s learned things that have no use on earth, but are too weird to just forget.

His quantum destabilizer is a unique weapon in that not only do the individual parts come from a hundred different worlds, but also the knowledge of how to make it. It was a team effort between him and every ally he had.

Of course, he saw but a small portion of the multiverse. There are some parallel worlds, some so far from our comprehension that he almost went mad. This lines up with my actual beliefs about the multiverse.

And yes, that one Flatland dimension he... ‘visited’ now knows that three dimensional space exists and are thus less naive than other Flat Worlds.

[inktheblot]

mabel pines!

How I feel about this character: daughter!!! A wonderful goofball whom I love dearly. Doing her best through some really difficult parts of life (even without like. the literal demonic influence factored into the equation). Always makes me (and her family) smile, though of course she also deserves to be thought of as more than just The Sunshine One.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: I like Mabifica, but I’m not like, ride-or-die about it. I have the feeling that Mabes hasn’t met The One(s) yet.

My non-romantic OTP for this character: With her bro-bro, of course, though honestly I could probably write you up a whole paragraph or more for any of the other extended Pines fam and friends and explain why their bond and interactions are (or could be) great.

My unpopular opinion about this character: Uhhh, the pretty standard, like, she’s not a Bad Person™; her flaws, while they absolutely Exist, are wholly human and totally normal for someone her age; she didn’t cause the apocalypse on purpose out of spite or anything and would never have handed over the Rift if she knew Blendin was Bill/if she knew what it really was, etc. Other than that, I dunno? Nothing specific coming to mind rn other than little inconsequential headcanons and I’m not sure if they would Count here haha

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: More Mabel + Ford bonding ;o;

[anistarrose]

legendary-defender-of-fandoms replied to your post “some Same Coin Theory headcanons”

My only issue with this theory is, it means someone else must’ve defeated Bill the first time to start this cycle.

The way I see it... not necessarily? By no means do I want to shut down anyone’s headcanons or interpretations, but in my opinion that’s kind of a weak argument against the theory, for a couple of reasons. Especially because of the way other bootstrap paradox-esque time travel loops in the show are treated.

In The Time Traveler’s Pig, for example, this exchange occurs:

Mabel: So I guess we never found out who was causing those time anomalies Blendin was looking for.

Dipper: Wait, Mabel — I think it was us.

The show gives us no reason to believe any other time travelers brought about the initial anomalies — after all, Blendin can’t find anything out of the ordinary until Dipper and Mabel steal his time tape. With this analogous causal loop in mind, I think it’s totally plausible within the established logic of the Gravity Falls universe for Stan to have been the first person to defeat Bill even if he was a reincarnation of Bill himself.

(IDK if this is playing a role in why our views conflict, but one clarification I want to make is that I don’t interpret the Same Coin Theory as new timelines constantly overwriting each other ad infinitum. I like to think there’s only one Bill and one Stan, and only ever been one of each of them, and that the nature of the flow of time in the GF universe just happens to work in a way that allows Stan to punch out his past self and in doing so, bring about his own existence. Bill does his thing, he gets his comeuppance at Stan’s hands, Bill/Stan gets reborn with a little help from the Axolotl and eventually grows up to live through his side of the conflict, and then... he just keeps living his life. Having fun with his family. Bill’s existence is in the past; it’s over and done with and will never repeat.)

In conclusion, as Bill himself said in Journal 3: Why should time only move forward? Why must cause precede effect? Who voted on the laws of physics?

[surskip]

what’s your favorite gravity falls episode dude mines probably dreamscaperers, scary-oke or not what he seems

i really like a tale of two stans! also maybe the deep end..

wait i have a list OK

ok The Hand That Rocks the Mabel: lil gideon is funny and his voice is cute. the voice actor does not look how youd expect. not a bad thing

Dipper vs. Manliness: this reinforces my ‘dipper is trans’ headcanon. also babba

Boyz Crazy: god i love stupid clone boy band.

Dreamscaperers: oh so good. basically everything about this is really solid. the ending felt a little rushed but thats ok

Sock Opera: this is really funny and its the return of bill whom i hate but i like to see mabel beat him up. also begrudgingly hes hilarious

Soos and the Real Girl: soos gets a girlfriend which is cute and also giffany.

Society of the Blind Eye: mcgucket origin story... :-)

Blendin's Game: soos origin story... :-)

Not What He Seems & A Tale of Two Stans: literally my favourite episodes in the show. SO good

The Stanchurian Candidate: cute bonding moments

The Last Mabelcorn: celestebellebethebelle (YES i typed that from memory) is funny and i like her voice. also i love hearing mabel say "morality is relative"

all of weirdmaggedon: really really good. does a great job of being genuinely creepy and unnerving at times. it makes me cry every time

[tinkermage]

10, 14, 15, 20, 26, 30, aaaand 37. For maximum fluster, feel free to respond as if Bazu were poking and prodding her until he got actual answers out of his love.

((From this prompt here))

10. Is your OCs regeneration stronger or weaker than most?Sej’Junta’s ears flicked but smiled to Bazu. “Hm. Always been a lil’ slower than others, I guess. Lookin’ at… maybe a few hours for cuts, few extra days for a finger, an’ a week or two longer to regrow my arm compared to, say, a Shadow Hunter or a priest like yaself. S’a lil’ worse than usual right now, because of the whole… swapping Loa thing. Should improve ‘fore long though.” She smiled again, “The blood lettin’ for Bethekk keeps a wound on my hand for a day or so ‘fore healin’ up. Don’ worry. Still healin’ well enough.”

14. Did your OC go through an adulthood rite? How did it go for them? Did they pass or fail?Her ears dipped lower for a moment. “Didn’t have anythin’ like that, no. Not because the Darkspear don’ do that kind of stuff, but I guess because they jus’t weren’t suited for me. First hunt, first spar, stuff like that were what my siblings did, but I wasn’t, uh, very good at stuff like that. Could catch crabs pretty well, but that ain’ much a rite.” She shrugged. “Parents realized I preferred to spend time lookin’ at texts or playin’ on the shore, I guess.”

15. Does your OC have an opinion on other troll tribes? Do they discriminate against any of them?“I try not to put too much stock into a person’s tribe, but its hard not to see the trends present in some. The forest tribes by far some o’ rudest I’ve encountered, as I’m sure ya know. Beyond a couple that stand out, I’m fairly certain they mostly this way.” She shrugged. “Frost trolls ain’ so bad, but Drakkari got a tendency to be disrespectful towards Loa an’ fight ‘fore usin’ words. Or usin’ words to cause fightin’.” She chuckled softly before humming thoughtfully. “Zandalari jus’ seem to have a bit of pride an’ maybe some level of disdain towards the other tribes. Thus far many of the Farraki in our clan are pretty nice, so I can’t say I’ve gotten any generalized feelings about them.” She scratched at her neck. “As for my fellow Jungle Trolls… Bloodscalp an’ Skullsplitters seem to be the most savage of my kin, with all their feudin’ an’ such. Shatterspear are….” she’d smirk, “…weird. But they dance well~. An’ then Darkspear are… well I guess we’re harder to pin down cuz we vary so widely, likely thanks to our culture an’ that of the other Horde cultures all blendin’ together.” She thought for a moment, “Even then I’m Shadowtusk first and Darkspear second. I barely even consider my tribe, these days.”

20. How is their relationship with the loa? Are they on their good graces?  Have they ever committed an act to upset their loa?“Hm. Has always been a tough one for me, I guess. Um…” She hummed thoughtfully. “Ya know better’n most about all this, Weirdo. I switched from Shirvallah to Bethekk as my patron Loa. Suffered a curse for a time, as a result. Now I’m tryin’ to earn Bethekk’s favor, which I hope ain’ so difficult since magic seems to be her domain.” She offered a shallow shrug, “Still workin’ on it.”

26. Have they ever visited old trollish ruins? Do they find troll history interesting? Do they wish to see the troll empires rise to glory again?“I’ve visited Zul’Gurub once or twice” She chuckled softly. “Ah. But seriously now, I think I’ve visited every city but Zul’Farrak at this point, with the clan. Not really interested in seeing old, abandoned ruins though. Seems like a borin’ thing to do: walkin’ around and turnin’ over stones.” She shrugged. “Spoke to Taz about this before, but I’m not too interested in our past. With many tribes nearly destroyed in recent history, we’re better off turnin’ our attention forward, rather than back. I’m more interested in our clan than anythin’ else. I guess if the empires rose to glory again, that could result in the clan’s numbers increasing, though.”

30. How did they feel about Vol'jin’s reaction to Garrosh? Did they view it as a rash decision, or did they think Vol'jin was justified?“I wasn’t really following the Horde’s political scene at the time, though seeing how things turned out I guess Vol’jin was right in his thinkin’. It caused my tribe a great deal of strife, and I’d really rather not think on it too much at this point. Was just a rough time all around.” She sighed.

((Oh Loa here we go))37. How does your OC handle being in heat? Are they more tolerable of it than other trolls? How long would you say the cycle is? Do you as the creator/mune believe your troll goes through heat?((OOC note here that I don’t actually know/have ever considered any kind of headcanons for this. I forgot this was a thing for the longest time.))Sej’Junta blushed brightly and covered her face with her hands. Despite the prodding she’d sit like this for a few moments before speaking through her hands. “I-I, uh, wh- wuh. Um. Ah.” She’d stumble over her words like this for a while longer before forcing herself to stop and let out a flustered huff. “Th-That’s, um. That’s-s awfully personal.” There was some muffled nervous laughter. “I can’t answer that, s-sorry. Loa.” She was too embarrassed to even look up.

((Thanks for the asks!))