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drinking the most delicious miso soup in the world rn. thank you meals

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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up

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it costs zero dollars to be niceys, and friendly. it costs two dollars fifty sense for a ice pop from the ice cream truck. do you want me to spot you? im happy to because i love ypu

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I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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im not even strong enough to kill 1 mutant dragonoid soldier im worthless

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i think 94% of ym art problems could be solved if i stopped being scared of stylizing in more rendered stuff... ive been so focused on anatomy and proportions i forgot i can just do whatever

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“Construction Worker” by Vladimir Serov (1964)

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like the return of the r slur and horrible fatphobia and gay jokes and the misogyny oh my fucking god can we talk about the misogyny. we have culturally regressed to the eary 2010s but when you try to call people out they’re liek ohhh it’s just a joke 😂. i’m sorry but i don’t want to hear jokes about pedophilia or about rape or about racism that is not funny and it never will be. everything is ironic and if you get offended it’s cuz you’re a crazy femnazi who cares too much. because it’s apparently uncool to take anything serious or do anything with actual sincerity anymore

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barney calhoun sees an octopus

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the world’s shyest dj just worked up the courage to sniff the microphone and whimper quietly

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I painted this painting in 2015. It was in my house before it was bombed. All my paintings were erased from existence, and this is one of them.

Or via PAYPAL

Vetted by @el-shab-hussein , @nabulsi & @northgazaupdates

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What my followers don't know is that each night i pick one at random to locate and guard while they sleep. because i care