#✮⋆˙ barbie. ━━ ( inbox )

[mcflymemes]

BARBIE (2023) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

i'm definitely not thinking about death anymore!

i've never seen this kind of malfunction.

am i being too technical?

if you ask me, you're responsible for this, too.

to be honest, when i found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, i lost interest.

i just gave you a choice so you could feel like you're in control!

how will i get back?

this happened once before.

i just don't want to leave!

you'll be such a hero to them!

i feel appreciated but not ogled.

i hate it when people think. i'm so bored.

the faster i figure this out, the faster we get home.

i'm not pretty anymore!

humans have only one ending. ideas live forever.

you're so beautiful.

how come you're so amazing!

i worked very hard, so... i deserve it!

you're the voice of a generation.

this makes me emotional, and i'm expressing it.

i got us both ice creams!

i think you have that the wrong way around.

how much of that did you see?

let's get you up on your feet.

you should heal up in no time.

this night is just perfect!

please call my mother.

i thought i might stay over tonight.

does the label "long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend" mean nothing to her?

i'm great at doing stuff.

it is literally impossible to be a woman.

we always have to be extraordinary, but somehow we're always doing it wrong.

never forget that the system is rigged.

find a way to acknowledge that, but also always be grateful.

it's too hard!

i'm just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie herself in knots so that people will like us.

i was arrested for tax evasion.

i smell like basement.

what are you doing here?

did you bring your rollerblades?

i literally go nowhere without them!

do you guys ever think about dying?

i'll play the guitar at you.

yeah, i'm... confused about that.

it's like i've been in a dream where i was really invested in the zack snyder cut of "justice league."

can i talk to a doctor?

i need a clicky pen.

somebody get security.

i've never seen the godfather.

every night is a boy's night.

i just don't know who i am without you.

i only exist within the warmth of your gaze.

i'm just a little blond guy who can't do flips.

you guys aren't doing patriarchy very well.

men hate women and women hate women. it's the one thing we can all agree on.

you don't have your license.

you can be brainwashed, or you can be ugly. there's nothing in between.

she's not dying, she's just having an existential crisis.

i'm sensing some kind of ententre here... and it appears to be double.

who am i to burst their bubble?

you use your imagination!

you can ask me any question you want.

[charnelhouse]

I’m obsessed with gosling ken

[altschmerzes]

omgggg shipping is not arophobic in the LEAST but keep making us look like whiners with no real problems by continuing to complain about it I guess

yeah that's definitely what i said in any post ever man great job

average person who has made shipping their entire identity will see a post where someone says 'hey please don't say these specific types of things that are degrading and cruel about nonromantic relationships while enjoying your ships and maybe examine the thought processes and beliefs and prejudices that led to saying them' and be like 'oh so you're a whiner with no real problems who thinks shipping is arophobic?'

telling on yourself there bud

[javierduffy]

has anyone ever thought of shipping john with kieran ? is that a thing ? what’s their ship name ??

[nicollekidman]

i really wish the oscars had just done what the golden globes did and make up a fake box office achievement award to give to barbie.

that’s what the fucking MONEY is for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have we all gone insane. they’re the oscars they’re not participation awards they’re not teen choice awards they are literally (meant) to honor the highest artistic and technical achievements (debatable obviously, that’s a different convo). barbie got nominated for EIGHT OF THEM……….. okay you know what i just saw hillary fucking clinton comment on this so actually for my sanity this blog is going to pretend like the barbie movie doesn’t exist. god bless. go watch other films.

[fawnnbinary]

usopp pride hcs please <3333 —redriotinggg ❤️

I promise not everyone is bi 2 me but c'mon........ He's a boykisser, he's a girlkisser, he's too nervous to kiss anybody but he has all the game in the world unbeknownst to him

[spreadwardiard]

If you like megaop i want to be friends. Lets be cringe about this ship like its 2010 again pls.

[royalarchivist]

Michela (DarkEyebrows): Did you see the [Barbie] movie, Phil?

Phil: Yeah, it's really good.

Michela (DarkEyebrows): It's really good.

Ranboo: I haven't seen it yet. I mean- what movie, what movie? There's no movie, there's no movie-

Michela (DarkEyebrows): OH SHOOT- there's no movie there's no movie there's no movie-

Ranboo: We like writers and actors, we love writers and actors-

Michela (DarkEyebrows): We LOVE writers and actors! I am actor! I am actor! I literally AM actor! I am SAG, I am in the union-

Phil: [Trolling them] GUYS, LET ME LIST ALL THE MOVIES I'VE LIKED IN THE PAST 6 MONTHS-

[yourfavehaskenergy]

toki wartooth/nathan explosion/charles offdensen from metalocalypse?

Toki Wartooth from Metalocalypse has Kenergy!

[danmeichael]

I think vampire SQQ would be hotter than vampire LBH, not for any sort of dom reason or anything I just think that LBH would love to get vore'd by SQQ. I think SQQ should start eating LBH's entrails like he's devouring a melon and have part of LBH tucked safely inside his tummy. <3

have they updated vampire lore to include entrail-eating or are you implying binghe somehow just convinces sqq that eating his insides is compulsory

[astro-tag-9]

Hello! could you assign me a character too? I've got:

Sagittarius sun in 8th house

Pisces moon in 11th house

Sagittarius mercury in 8th house

Capricorn venus in 9th house

Sagittarius mars in 9th house

Pisces jupiter in 8th house

💕 Rapunzel Barbie💕

[bassettmemes]

PRINCESS CHARM SCHOOL. ↳ quotes from the barbie cinematic universe's princess charm school.

"i hope you're doing your homework and not just watching that parade."

"you'll hurt your eyes looking at this."

"i am so not a princess!"

"every girl’s a princess, some of them just have fancier crowns."

"it's time! it's time! it's princess charm school lottery time!"

"who’s a lady royal? [name]’s a lady royal! who works at the palace? [name] works at the palace!"

"i don’t belong with a bunch of fancy princesses and lady royals. look at me, I’m a waitress. i've got straws in my pocket and ketchup on my socks."

"great. i've already flunked carriage riding."

"you’ll notice that all of our students carry themselves with dignity and sophistication."

"i understand that the lottery is a joke. isn’t it obvious? commoners like you just don’t belong here."

"oh, pretty as a princess! i mean, lady royal!"

"all princesses-in-training and lady royals-in-training are due for assembly for the starlight welcome in one minute."

"fail as a princess-in-training and you will lose crown privileges."

"i'd like a proper introduction!"

"there is a legend that queen isabella and her family didn’t all die in that accident."

"that's lovely if you want to be the crazy princess who hears music in her head."

"you're practising being a princess, not being a migrating duck!"

"did you get those shoes at a garage sale?"

"a true lady royal never hangs her head."

"you should be expelled from this school, you are an utter disgrace!"

"you know what really bugs me? when commoners like [name] come to princess charm school. they make it less special. she makes US less special."

"princess charm school is the best, royal skills put to the test! we learn grace and we learn poise, now it’s time to make some noise! go princess charm school!"

"who am I kidding? i don’t fit in at all! i’m like a burp in a symphony."

"everyone thinks i don't belong. everyone except you guys."

"do you know what it takes to be a princess?"

"lt’s said, that the crown glows on the true heir of gardenia. it glowed when queen isabella was crowned, but hasn’t been seen since."

"i didn’t know PEOPLE made clothes. i thought they came from elves, like toast."

"okay, that's the craziest thing i've ever heard."

" i wouldn’t be wearing this crown without your help. will you accept being my lady royal?"

"there's a princess in every girl."

[thisismeracing]

What costumes do u think mick and y/n would have for Halloween? Same with Lewis and Charles

🤠 mick - barbie and ken

🕸️ lewis - spider man and mj

👄 charles - joker and harley q

[estercity]

yo do you collect figures? i think theyre really neat so im curious

I WISH 😭 my issue is ive been saying for years im going to put shelves up in my room SO i can start collecting figures + buy more dolls, and then have never done so. hopefully once i get around to that (which i WILL try to this year) i can actually start collecting properly

i currently have a limited edition akko nendroid (it has a special base) and a galko-chan nendroid (which i bought before the... y'know, whole thing with kenya suzuki) and that's it. i have my eye on a handful of figures but rn it's just a dream 😙

[snekdood]

nah nah nah im sorry. i dont believe yall saying you dont care about his politics. you wont police the politics of a literal rwinger but god forbid some leftist online disagree with you? unserious.

[illegiblehandwriting1]

wanna ask this cause i really like your fics, and wanna see how you think on this 👀 so a lot of fanon has other links being bitter towards hylia, but wouldn’t it make more sense for sky to have a bitterness/fear of Hylia? considering it was confirmed to his face that he was legit MADE to be a hero, fight demise and had his entire journey manipulated by hylia? and would that cause conganitive dissonance with his relationship with zelda?👀👀👀

HI hi hello :D jksgrzfnhieaklmgrjihdkloifndk THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE MY FICS I APPRECIATE YOU SO MUCH <3 <3 <3

you just asked, like, one of my favorite questions ever rjghskgbvjkdehgijk sorry if this gets...long

Ok ok ok ok I COMPLETELY agree with you!!!! I think sky is a man of extremes - he either loves you or he despises you. For the most part, he adores everyone (other than a few key people cough cough ghirahim and demise cough cough). His whole convo with Zelda right before she sealed herself away fucked with him SO MUCH, because suddenly he is trying to cope about the fact that the goddess his entire culture idolizes manipulated him, and what makes it worse is that Zelda is the reincarnation of her.

ANYway, i think he absolutely hates Hylia, yeah! I think he despises her and is so bitter towards her and would be completely fine if she straight-up died! In my mind, he doesn't like any deity, really. He's had enough interactions with gods that he is absolutely comfortable telling them they all suck and he hates them lmao, but that's a tangent. It makes a lot more sense to me if he hated Hylia, but what might make others to disagree is the fact that Zelda was Hylia. Fortunately, I have a solution for that as well!!

When Zelda talks to him right before she seals herself, she mentions that she didn't know, she was happy to be his zelda, etc. So in my brain, after Demise dies, she has a full-on identity crisis (and probably also a "oh my gosh Link probably hates me" Moment cuz she knows him so well) where she's not sure who she is, if she's a goddess or just Zelda, cuz now she has all these memories that she remembers but she didn't experience them (Sun and Wild would be besties and you can't change my mind lol). So i think that Sky couldn't hate Zelda, and so they both work it out and they can both separate Hylia from Zelda and see that they're two different people. So would there be dissonance in their relationship? Sure, briefly, but they love each other and they work it out and both of them dislike Hylia, they're such a power couple and will fight god :D

As for fanon having other Links be bitter towards Hylia, I guess it works?? idk it works at first glance, but then i always remember that they have no fucking clue who Hylia is. Wild knows, obviously, but he's on good terms with her. I just think it's occasionally a little funny to see the Links ragging on Hylia when they canonically don't know she exists.

(my personal hcs are that the Links, especially Ledge and Time who are typically the most outspoken about it in fanon, pretty much just want nothing to do with the gods. They're more focused on the immediate "i can save this person and the world" part. Also, Time has his whole Master Sword thing. but in general, i think that any bitterness towards the gods (most likely the golden goddesses) is pretty surface-level and they don't think much about it. Not a single Link would regret saving the world. I think that's something I don't often see - they chose to be heroes, and they would do it again without hesitation. They just wish it didn't cause so much trauma. However, Warrior having religious trauma due to fighting a war and feeling like he and his soldiers have been abandoned, similar to WW1 soldiers, is just something so important to me :P)

uhhhhh i feel like there's something i missed but idk. I've thought about this A Lot. Actually, if you want to see a really clear-cut example of how I think Sky feels about Hylia, you can check out Smoke & Ashes, which is a LOT of angst so PLEASE BE CAREFUL, but chapters 13 and 14 are very prominently about how they feel about each other (in my head). yes i am shilling, but i love this fic lmao.

hope you have a lovely day, anon!!! tysm :D