#✌️💀 anon //

[minoment]

NOT THE WAY YOU GOT ME KICKING MY FEET IN THE AIR AND GIGGLING AT MY PHONE!! The ideas you're putting in my head about this man ain't nothing short of devious.

So badly, do I wanna make Miguel a wet mess with soft words in his ears and hand prints that are rubbed by the tight fabric of his suit the day after. Make him think of me all day and how much I love him every time he has to bite back a noise or flinch when he sits down.

AND OMG, I'd love nothing more than for him to tell me he wants me to use him while he's so vulnerable, immobilized by his own venom too!! Of course you can't ignore his chest, that feels too unfair to him, so while you're slamming your hips against his ass (that's already dripping with your cum) you rub and pinch his chest. No one can convince me Miguel doesn't like his chest being fondled. He'd absolutely melt into your touch the moment your skin slid over his nipples, moaning, whimpering each time you thrust into him AND squeeze his pecs at the same time.

I WANT HIM IN SHABBLES WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH HIM (affectionately)

I haven't seen ATSV either, but I will still happily obsess over his fine ass with you after you see it

-✌️💀

HIS CHEST-

OMFG-

I swear I'm gonna be unstoppable once I rewatch that movie.

HIS FANGS-

[godnectar]

If I ask, will Yan dilf spank me?

[elizakai]

Kai.... I misread your bio as "I have lots of kinky thoughts" instead of thinky thoughts 😭😭😭

[swiftmitsu]

QUICK which utmv ship could you most easily imagine to the song accidentally in love? (if you have any ships, if not then just how sick is that song? I loved it in shrek 2)

okay yes i lied LAST ONE.

BECAUSE IM BIASED AS FUCK.

KROSS.

SPECIFICALLY KILLER SINGING IT.

"i dont know nothing about love"

KILLER.

yes he's romantic.

BUT I HC HIM TO BE DENSE AND UNKNOWING OF HIS OWN FEELINGS AND WHETHER OR NOT HE'S IN LOVE KLSADKS

AND AND. ESPECIALLY TO THE 'ACCIDENTALLY IN LOVE'

i immediately imagine Nightmare assigning Killer and Cross being partners up during like missions and stuff.

BUT OOOOOOPS. KILLER CATCHES FEEELINGS.

AND OOOOOOPS CROSS ALSO CATCHES FEELIN—-💥

okay yes im done.

[kithtaehyung]

the way the yoongi live today is 3tan codeddd like the guitar playing, his hair, just him in general

LISTEN……………………….

[tapipolouzer]

hoiii what's the recent wip/oc you have >;3?

uhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhhhhhh

i hav a lot of wips rn, some are just doodles but i have a few sans au n one with me tryin to draw alphys n one with weapons cuz i wann practice tht

ocs tho uh my most recent one is scrib i think? torva and seamo and uh what's thejr name??? uh rat, yea him, they're like ocs i've had in my head n now finally designed (their all utmv ocs n u probs don't know em unless i talked to you about it xD)

[heyitslapis]

🌹🌹🌹 do three roses get three sentences 👀

Of course, anything for you, nonny 💙

Abby followed suit behind Ellie, standing in the kitchen doorway just in time to see the exasperated look on Dina’s face as she let out the world’s most dramatic sigh.

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The wildest thing Emma ever did was one night a few months ago when she got really drunk and made out with Apatite in the bathroom, but that was a one-off thing and the morning after it seemed that Emerald didn’t remember the events of the evening.

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Even if it was a mistake to come here and Emma really didn't want anything to do with her anymore, Apatite needed just one question answered.

for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing

[dstxrgirl]

heyy, could you do a social media au where the reader and charles have been soft launching their relationship for a long time so by the time they post a photo of them together making it official, no one is surprised?

SURPRISED, BUT NOT SURPRISED | CL16

social media au. charles leclerc x fem!reader

fluff. no warnings.

author’s note: thank you so much for the request, anon! really really love this suggestion :)) i hope you enjoy reading it!

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@charles_leclerc

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y/n.l/n

Miami

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y/n.l/n life recently ❤️‍🔥

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vroomvroom16 what is charles doing here??

leclercloverrrr what if 🤭

yourbestiesuser ahhhh you and me in miami soon?

y/n.l/n definitely! looking forward to it 💋💋

carlossainz55 Can’t wait to see you around in the paddock again!

ferrarigirl4ever CARLOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??!!!!

user1655 what is going on?!&@^*\$=+_€

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@y/n.l/n

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Always doing better when you're around ❤️ Very motivated for the next race. We'll keep pushing like always.

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leclercccc mystery girl reveal when? 😭

vroomvroom16 THE CAPTION OMG 🥹

leclercloverr y/n, what are you doing here?

playerhater why yalls assuming they're dating or something?? y/n could literally just be a fan of charles. yalls delusional asf

y/nismother y/n if you really are the girl in the picture, please, let's talk about this. the kids miss you.

user1655 imagine if the girl wasn't y/n though. what would the real girl be feeling rn 😭💔💀

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y/n.l/n

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y/n.l/n one year with you has been a blast, my sharl lecler! am very grateful for all the laughs, the hugs, the kisses, and most of all, i’m so very grateful for you. you always know how to brighten up my day and make me happy. you always know the right words to say to make me feel oh so loved. looking forward to more years with you and me together. happy anniversary, mon amour! i love you so much @charles_leclerc 💗

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charles_leclerc Je t’aime, mon cheri ❤️ Happy anniversary!

y/n.l/n i love youuuu

charles_leclerc i love you moreeee

carlossainz55 Wow, a year already! Happy anniversary you two ❤️

y/n.l/n thank you, carlos 💕

yourbestiesusername the cutest! happy anniversary love birds!! 💖

y/n.l/n thank you babes <33

arthur_leclerc happy anniversary you two!! looking forward to more dumb and dumber moments from the both of you!

y/n.l/n thank you, arthur! 💖 yes yes, more dumb and dumber to come!

leclerccc OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG ITS OFFICIAL!!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ❤️

l/n.leclerc THEYVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A YEAR 🥹

vroomvroom16 WE WERE RIGHT!!! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY 💗💗💗

y/nismother happy anniversary mom and dad! ADOPT ME PLEASE 🙇‍♀️

playerhater y/n was in fact, not just a fan. i take it back yall ✌️

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc An appreciation post for the sweetest, kindest, smartest, and most beautiful woman that I love so much. I really am the luckiest man on the world for having the opportunity to be with someone as amazing as you. Happy one year to us, mon amour. Je t’aime @y/n.l/n ❤️

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y/n.l/n i love you so much, charlessss 🥹 happy 1st birthday to our relationship 💗 many more to come!

charles_leclerc Definitely lots more to come! I love you, ma belle ❤️

[chaisshitposts]

EEEEEE I'M GONNA JUMP- So I saw your post about the psych-k as soon as you posted it but I'm some sort of a lazy person, so I always found excuses not to do it until I yanked myself yesterday night to do it, I kid you not it took me only 5 minutes for each crossed side before I felt a shift in my reality 🧍LIKE I ACTUALLY FELT A MINI FADE OUT THEN FADE IN, I knew this means it had been done, for context, I affirmed "I am a master manifester" for a couple of times, I didn't even pay attention to the left/right position, I just did what I thought it was true then affirmed, and of course I decided to try out once I untangled myself, I simply stated ONLY ONE TIME "I'll wake up at 10", and behold, the most lazy ass person who always wakes up at 12 magically woke up refreshed at 10🧍, AND GUESS WHAT ELSE? I MANIFESTED HAVING LONGER EYELASHES HELLO??? I'm gonna cry this is so real, it's like after I did this method I just thought "cool if I have long eyelashes", boom the next thing is I got longer lashes 🧍

Imma be getting in the void soon, I'll do the psych-k again for having the best VC ✨

ILL LET YOU KNOW WHENEVER I DID AND ILL MANIFEST FOR YOU GUYS TO ENTER EASILY TOO, LETS DO THISSSS 💗💗

So I want to clear some things up for people, if you say "how do I do it" just go with your instincts, that way your body is going in it's natural state, and, don't focus on feeling the shift, I was singing a song in my head while repeating the affirmation 💀✌️, and most important of all, YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, I BELIEVE YOU GUYS

LOTS OF LOVE TO YOU AND @urgurljodie

i am so excited for ya. like... words cannot explain how happy i am for ya— omg 🥺 careful now... if ya blink too fast ya might just fly away with them long ass lashes of yers and ya won't be able to post a void success story... 🕵️ /jk

HELL FUCKIN' YE YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP IN THE VOID STATE SOON !!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT!!! I BELIEVE IN YA ANON!!! YEEEEEE!! LETS FUCKIN' GOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!!!

[aroace-spec-empire]

You were given the mental capacity of a peanut.

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS ASK-

This is so random fellas I can't even... 💀

I can't tell if this is trying to insult aroacespecs, trying to be funny, or if this is just a random unhinged anon who felt like leaving an unhinged ask 💀⚰️✌️

[prettynice8]

Hidan x preferably male reader

Okay I’m going anon because this is gonna be KINKY

Um anyway haha I’m talking hair pulling

I’m talking like uh biting

umm umm 😇 oh yeah like um

idk fucking…um maybe can you do A fucking trans ftm reader or some shit idfk if it’s just male that’s cool too i don’t know

like i don’t know sex that’s what usually happens ⁉️

i don’t know I’m so tired right now 😭 this is turning out not that kinky OH SHIT WAIT choking yeah that too but it needs to be HIM anyway yeah 😎 yeah anyway thanks im so tired so im not editing fucking *shit* but yeah hope this is readable anyway thanks bye im gonna go take a nap 😍

oh yeah but then it’s like he calls you a Bitch etc because it’s da- Hidan like ⁉️ anyway but we know he loves us 😌 stupid man couldn’t last a day without us with his horny ahh 😝😚✌️ okay bye for real why is this so long help im sorry they say im chatty but wow but yeah now bye 🥲💀

OMFG this was so funny I can't

Hidan x ftm male reader

This guy

Stuff: swearing, degradation, BDSM?, kinky shit, choking, biting, possessive Hidan, hair pulling, dom Hidan, subby reader, top Hidan, bottom reader, smashing, rough sex, hints of fluff

Word Count: 1,036

Notes: by far the most entertaining request I've gotten. And sorry if this isn't quite right, I'm cis so I don't know a whole lot. happy pride

Hidan had been gone for an awful long time on Akatsuki duty, a whole 3 months to be exact, far too long from his home, and more importantly far too long from his adorable little boyfriend. Though he's been gone even longer, this trip felt particularly difficult because he missed your final bottom surgery, and he secretly felt terrible.

Right when he walks into the house, he sees you and his gruff demeanor quickly brightens up, but just as quickly drops since he has to keep up a certain image and fawning over his boyfriend didn't particularly fit that.

The moment you see him your face beams, so you run and jump into his arms, which thankfully he's quick enough to catch you.

"I've missed you so much honey." You stated with a massive smile on your face. Hidan does his cool guy thing and simply gives you a slight smirk.

"God, you're acting so clingy, so fucking annoying." He said coldly. "How'd the surgery go?" He asked, clearly his compassion for you getting the better of him.

"Pretty well, it felt weird at first, guess you're lucky you didn't have to be there for the worst parts." You answered, still brightly smiling at him.

He looked down at you with an apologetic look for a moment, "Sorry I wasn't, I'll try better to stay with you." He said, his cool guy persona practically destroyed at this point, but you had to open your fucking mouth.

"Aw, you care about meeee." You cheekily exclaimed, causing his light smirk to darken into a glare.

"I care about you fucking ass, speaking of which..." He replied before tightly gripping your ass.

You yelp gayly at his tight grip before your bright smirk returns to your face, though in your eyes now there's a burning hint of lust. "Fuck yeah!" You cheered brightly before Hidan pulled your hair, pulling your head to the side and exposing your neck, which he dived into the crook of your neck, attaching his canines to the spot.

He starts aggressively nipping at your neck, you would call them love bites but with the way he does it, they're hate bites, but you still continue to moan lightly. He continues this assault on your neck before going to sucking.

He sucks at a certain part of your neck, leaving a dark purple mark in his wake, causing your moans to get even louder. He multiplies into several deep purple marks until your neck is a mess of purple and red marks scattered throughout.

Hidan continues his sucking even through carrying you to your guys' shared bed, only stopping after finally laying you down. He then crashes his lips into yours, creating a kiss made of only teeth and tongue.

His kiss is powerful as his tongue completely dominates your own, causing you to moan deeply into the kiss. He then tries out your brand of penis, cupping the clothed member in his hand, causing your sounds to become even more frequent in the passionate kiss.

He takes your pants off and starts jerking you off, pumping his hand along your now hard cock.

"How is it? Now I have a new way to make you act like a fucking slut." He stated, both tightening and quickening his grip on your cock, causing you to moan at an ear shattering noise as you burst into his hand.

He licks up the cum on his hand, licking up as much as he can before stripping the rest of your clothes off you, and then soon after his own.

Hidan then flips you over so that you're on all fours and winds his hand up, causing it to quickly come crashing down on your ass in a powerful spank. You shriek in a mix of pain and pleasure, loving that you have your boyfriend back and he hasn't changed at all.

He roughly pulls your hair back to gently kiss you on the cheek, the duality of men. "I missed you." He said lightly. What a kind and uncharacteristic thing to say, he fixes this by plunging his cock into your already lubricated hole.

You already prepared before he came home. Hidan is a lot of things and one of them is consistent. He doesn't give your preparation a single thought as he thrusts his hips roughly into you, pounding the shape of his cock back into you.

"Sorry bitch, I just figured that you've probably gotten too tight, I had to re-loosen you up." He said, and loosen you up he does.

He thrusts his cock wildly and almost painfully into you, causing your moans to only crescendo and fill the room, along with the sound of skin quickly slapping into each other.

He wraps his hand back around your hard member, only quickening, because of course he still can, his pace into you. Hidan matches the pace of his hips with that of his hand, making you putty into his hands, literally, since he causes you to once again burst in his hand.

He quickened his pace as he reached his upcoming orgasm, filling your insides with his warm seed. He slows down his hips, gently rubbing your sides that have been bruised by the same hands, but he is far from done.

He goes right back to fucking you, his big cock rearranging your insides. His hands pull you hair back so painfully that tears develop in your eyes, a mix of the pain and amazing pleasure you were feeling, evident from how you have your now third orgasm of the night, eliciting the loudest moan yet, which is saying a lot.

He quickly flips you over and traps you into a deep and powerful kiss, one that is strangely warm and loving from him, before he once again cums in your abused hole.

He keeps his cock in your ass, still very far from being done, but he wants to stay like this with you for a few moments, holding you tight in his arms as he rests his head on your chest.

He gently traces the scars there, happy to have this moment with you. "Hope you're ready for round 3 bitch."

THE END

[tadc-harlequin-au]

Hi! I'm new here, and I'm really enjoying how you're building the story, it's becoming pretty solid :)) genuine question, how does a new soul is born from another? I got confused with the kids lore, even though I know it's not canon I found it curious 🤔

Well my dear anon, when a Puppet, loves another Puppet so much, they do the hanky-panky!

And then when they finish, their heart and souls are (quite literally) opened to one another, and whoever.... Domino's pizza in the act gives a piece of themselves to whoever Subways sandwiches LMFAO 💀

There you have it. Puppet children lore!!!! ✌️✌️✌️

EDIT: I forgot to mention, there's also a specific set of rules that apply, such as literally being heart-to-heart close with each other amongst other things... God this is an awkward answer

[orviposition]

one of the many things i hate orv for is making me be so dependant on yoo joonghyuk getting a happy ending— it's all kim dokja's fault i swear i wish for it so bad. the thought of this man not being able to be at peace and happy in a world where his friends and family are there without the scenarios, makes me mad with a grief i didnt know i was capable of feeling for a 'character' 🥲

(what's also funny is that yoo joonghyuk's happy ending, where his friends and family are happy and well, kim dokja is also there standing besides them. But kim dokja cannot even imagine a world where he can be together with them without 'failing' and atoning. 💀✌️) a happy ending for yoo joonghyuk would be one with you as well kim dokja you fool

aughh anon the entire content of this ask has been on my mind for months. do we have some sort of a mind link be honest. also this will have spoilers for epilogue and side story below

aghh kdj wishing for and working so hard for yjh's happiness truthfully translated into us wishing for the happiness of that sunfish too I'd say. 1863 abandoned lives and worlds existing solely to meet his sponsor and find the reason he exists, which is also linked to said sponsor, made him feel liberated and at peace. a feeling which only kdj, said sponsor, took issue with. his guilt is so huge, so strong, he cannot fathom that yjh will not resent him after having his tragedy be used as someone's sustenance.

after kdj split himself into 51 and 49 in order to atone and sustain the world in which yjh and the rest of kimcom will continue to live, he'd already started imagining how their lives would be. 49 and yjh would search for tls123, 49 would read hsy's novel, 49 would attend ljh's graduation etc. what he didnt count for was kimcom regressing to get him back.

after the group regression, yjh says that his story has already ended now that his reader is no longer there. some time later, astronaut yjh sets on a space journey to spread orv and piece kdj together except that he fully expected to die and the mission to fail because just like kdj had learned to live from him, yjh no longer knows how to live without kdj anymore. in fact before sp and 999 gang save him and biyoo appears yjh fully expects that his -- will be 'death' (as if kdj would allow that smh).

after nearly a hundred years he descends into lhh's worldline. i think most of us know that lhh is 49 kdj's reincarnation by now, what i didnt catch the first time around however was that yjh and lhh met right after lhh considered committing suicide (lee "i have no trauma" hakhyun is a fucking liar) but chickened out in the end

a few thousands more years pass and yjh returns to the 1864th worldline. he talks more, he smiles easier, he no longer cares what his -- will be. and hes let kdj choose for himself whether or not he wants to return. he has been kdj's reader for thousands of years, he Understands what it means to get the will to survive by reading someone's story.

and in the side story he wants to take that choice back. he'll bring kdj back himself. cuz hes obsessed. hsy failed so now is his turn. except that his turn hasnt started yet. so who knows.

anw tldr yeah you cannot divorce kdj from yjh's (happy) ending. if any number yjh hears abt kdj in whatever way shape or form he'll get curious abt him. 41, for example. even after excluding lhh, 41 got curious abt kdj. hsy shows him a happy memory of our yjh which included kdj and 41 fucking collapsed (i become more excited abt the side story the more it progresses) and lost consciousness. it was such a strong memory of kdj and kimcom eating yjh's cooking and kdj saying how he cooks so well and he should bring more beef next time that hsy described it as yjh dying from happiness. yjhs -- is kdj related in one way or another. kdj just has to Get It that yjh cannot be happy without him

[elliesmainhoe]

ellie x taller!reader?? i feel like she’d be so blushy if i gave her a forehead kiss or something snsbshsv

Ellie Williams Headcanons: Taller!Reader

So cuteeee

It's not difficult to be taller than Ellie (shes around 5'4/5'5)

And she LOVES a taller woman

Giving her forehead and nose smooches 🥰

She's smitten<33

So so so SO easy to fluster.

Standing next to her, towering over her? Blushy.

Booping her on the nose? Flustered.

If your quite a lot taller than her, and her face is at the same level as your boobs?

Motorboats. All. The. Time.

Calls you mommy

Literally embodies the Hey Mama's lesbian trope when it comes to you.

I just have this imagery of you two dancing to the radio in the middle of the night, dressed in pyjamas spinning on the kitchen tiles under the fridges light.

Goddddd u two are so goals 😭

Is your biggest hype woman.

You feel insecure about your height? She is hyping you tf up.

If her overwhelming compliments and flattery doesn't help then her getting on her knees certainly does ;)

She gets so frustrated sometimes-

She's trying to act all tough and masc but she can't reach the top shelf.

You just swoop in and giggle at her, giving her whatever she was on her tiptoes for.

So sweet.

Has your contact name as 'my goddess'

Corny asf ik 💀

But she is unashamed-let this hopeless/whipped lesbian Simp for her girlfriend in peace ✌️

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This is such a good prompt thank you for the request anon!!!

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[noahtally-famous]

it went into the void :(

anyway i'm the chess au person and my general thoughts are

club president alejandro (fourth year)

noah who finally lost the student council president position to courtney (fourth year)

courtney who will not let him get over it (and also sucks at chess) (fourth year)

alenoah chess rivalry because duh.

dave who used to play at tournaments but now is just. not (also he's trans bc i want to project being fem in chess haha) (second? year)

shawn who got pulled into this because the school rejected his idea of an anti zombie club so dave just took him to chess club meetings instead (same year as dave?)

still besties

maybe a trying to matchmake alenoah plot in which they grow actual feelings for each other, maybe not

debating about if i should have the side ships be rarepairs or popular ships

(basically everything is a pi rarepair though which makes the decision way easier but only for them)

-✌️

wait no I genuinely love this soooo much!!

shawn who wanted an anti-zombie club but get vetoed and dragged to chess club?? p l e a s e 💀

dave's whole thing abt not playing at tournaments anymore?? oh?? do I sense a potential hidden backstory?? 👀

the alenoah chess rivalry and dashawn trying (emphasis on trying bc these two are such idiots 😭) to play matchmaker is smth I never knew I needed until now

everything abt this is just amazing!! honestly, anon, you gotta write this, please, and if you do, send it to me, I need to read this all unfold

also it'd be rlly cool if there are side-ships but if you feel like it won't fit the plot, then that's cool too!! it's rlly all up to you and your plot--or if you want ships but the plot doesn't work, you can always mention them in passing or imply them?

[neutron-stars-collision]

Lukolas, Jakolas... Some of us are simply Pepsi-Colas. We just want L to taste our pussies 💀

Anon thank you for making my morning and whole life really 😂😂😂

And yes, yes exactly. Some of us are just thirsty for Newts. No agenda, no shipping, just pure thirst and thoughts that are as far from pure as you can imagine ✌️