#♐equius♐

[douchebag-rituals]

HS subsystem tags cuz we stil retaggin'

[optimisticbiologist]

I've come back after months! And here is my sis trollsona! 💕

Fun fact: the Q As the symbol means quarter as a reference to the calmest and silly breed of horse the "Quarter Horse"!!

@foolymoonly luv u sis!

[colerains]

🍖🥛 Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴋ ᴍᴀʟᴇs ꜰᴀɪʟ, ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴍᴇɴ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ʜɪɢʜ-ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ 🥛🍖

Humanstuck AU (5/12): Equius Zahhak

Humanstuck Lore: So I thought a bit about this one… As much as I love a big bara build, canonically this man is a big blood bigot. I debated what I wanted to root his prejudice in. Like, does his 'hemophobia' best translate to homophobia, racism, or misogyny?

Then it hit me… Equius is totally a toxic gym bro!

If Eridan is the classic 'nice guy,' Equius is more of a red-pilled #AlphaMale. He's got his gallon jug of 'water' (𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵-𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬 💀), his favorite podcast queued up (𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘛𝘢𝘵𝘦 💀), and is a self proclaimed “social media role model.” (𝘈𝘒𝘈 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥 💀)

He's a senior dating a freshman, and all of Nepeta's friends are concerned. She doesn't pay much attention to his masculinist monologues or gynocentrism grouses, but Equius is set on taming her wayward unlady like ways. (𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘳𝘰. 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩...)

He's a self-described 'alpha male' and looks down on other men for being 'soy-boy beta males.'

I ended up going with this misogy-à-trois flavored bigotry because it fits with the whole 'gym rat' vibes. (Plus, ♐︎ is basically ♂) In the comic, one of Equius’ defining characteristics is his value of status, a sentiment echoed in the social hierarchy of the manosphere.

Also, here's a little bonus from my previous Nepeta illustration...

[karakos-little-circus]

regressor!equius stimboard! :oD

yippee yippee equius!!! i was excited for this bc i had good ideas and i love how it looks :o33

(center icon was edited by me, and u can feel free to use it!)

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[davekat-sucks]

I DON'T CARE ABOUT JUDGMENTS. I DON'T CARE ABOUT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THERE ARE NO PLATONIC FRIENDSHIPS BETWEEN A BOY AND A GIRL.

I AM 100% FAN OF BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS (when done well, succumb starco) THAT'S WHY I SAY WITHOUT FEARING REPRESSALS. THIS HERE IS MY FUCKING MANIFEST.

EQUIUS <3 NEPETA and MEULIN <3 HORUSS IS BETTER THAN DAVEKAT AND IF THEY THINK IT'S BAD THE DISCIPLE AND DARLEER THEY ARE SOULMATES TO ME, 100% <3

♌❤♐ >>>>> ♋❤💿

Equius x Nepeta aka Meowrails

and Horuss x Meulin aka Meowrails 2: The Meowrailing is better than Davekat.

[cringe-writing-overlord]

It is I, again, with the asks.

Can I get a uhhh... One equius x a really sleepy purple blood reader? Like.... They just constantly fall asleep.

Take yer time!

-📡

HAAAIII I'VE BEEN NEGLECTING MY ASKS BY MISTAKE OOPSIE!!

♐ Equius x eepy reader ♐

You were incredibly lazy for a highblood. Most purplebloods were very high-energy, or at the very least they could keep their eyes open for five minutes. You could not.

Every time you went anywhere with him, his presence made you so comfy that you couldn't help but nod off. Even in public -- as two of the highest castes, it's not like anyone would bother you anyhow.

He was a very comfortable, very muscular pillow, so long as you could find a position to curl up in where your horns wouldn't poke him.

Your favorite thing was to kiss him before you napped. Usually, when you laid on him, he would complain half-heartedly about the improper way of sleeping or whatever, and you would lean your head up, give him a sloppy smooch, and lay back down on his chest.

Kissing his neck is also fun! Sometimes you leave hickeys on him and he has to get creative to cover it up since he always wears tank tops. He complains, but it's all fake. He loves it. The only time you can't is when he's in public -- he gets very embarrassed!

I COULDNT THINK OF MUCH ABABBBA!!! IT 3 IN THA MORNING HOLY FAWK

[battystims]

equius zahhak stimboard~ for @livefromthegallows

🐎 ♐ 🐎 / ♐ 🐎 ♐ / 🐎 ♐ 🐎

[prettykittypawz]

Equius Stimboard!!!!11111!!111!111!

🏹🐎🐎, 🦾♐🦾, 🐎🐎🏹 , ♐🦾♐

:33 < my fav purrson evr...or troll !! My meowrail!!! I wish I knew a equius IRL/ID so you know i had to make a ultra stimboard!! I could do a whole apperication post on him but that's for another day enjoy da stimboard <3

[gh0stlackf1]

HEADCANONS HOMESTUCK BY GH0STLACKF1 👻

♑Gamzee x equius♐: ♠️

Gamzee rejected Equius countless times before making anything official between the two.

♓Feferi x Nepeta♌: ♥️

Nepeta usually talks non-stop about ships with Feferi, Feferi doesn't interrupt her and continues to listen happily.

♉Tavros x Sollux♊: ♥️/♠️

Tavros: He always complains to other trolls that Sollux doesn't pay enough attention to him, but he could never say that to Sollux.

[galaxicalshoist]

IX: Equius Zahhak

♈︎ ♉︎ ♊︎ ♋︎ ♌︎ ♍︎ ♎︎ ♏︎ ♐︎ ♑︎ ♒︎ ♓︎

Indigomechanic

[Flag is composed of five stripes of equal width. The outer / first and fifth stripes are dark grey, almost black; the second and fourth stripes are a medium grey; and the center/third stripe is a light grey. In the center is the symbol of two gears, each in dark grey (between the outer and intermediate stripes) with six teeth and one being smaller than the other. Also in the center of the flag, laid over the gears, is the Homestuck symbol for Sagittarius in royal blue and outlined in black.]

An identity, gender-related or otherwise, associated with Sagittarius (the western zodiac); being a mechanic, machinery, robots, etc.; and/or the tracks Horschestra (STRONG Version) / Indigo Heir.

Identity coined and flag designed by me (free to use)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

hmmmmmmm november. equius colors

ooughgh zahhak moment 💯🐎🔥♐

-mod dave

[dogtistic-swag]

i know youre all probably sick of my Homestuck posting at this point but you know what?

EQUIUS BLAST 💥💥💥💥♐♐♐♐💥💥💥💥🦐🐎

[tavs-kin-korner]

mOODBOARD FOR A MOIRALLEGIENCE BETWEEN eQUIUS zAHHAK AND nEPETA lEIJON (MEOWRAILS) (hOMESTUCK)!! }:D

hOPE YOU ENJOY! i BASED IT AROUND YOUR BLOOD COLORS, hORSES, rOBOTS, aND CATS! }:)

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[Moodboard for a moirallegience between Equius Zahhak and Nepeta Leijon (Meowrails) (Homestuck)!!]

[Hope you enjoy! I based it around your blood colors, horses, robots, and cats!]

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[sextillion]

D-> EQUIUS FUCKING DYING STIMBOARD (the blue stuff is his blood)

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requested by; nobody!

bonus song

[compulsoryauxillary]

⭐ He/They/It

⭐ 21 Years Old

⭐ Nonbinary Lesbian

⭐ Admittedly, an Ampora Enthusiast... I think both Eridan and Cronus are fascinating characters to analyze, sue me. I think Eridan and I could be friends... I think I want to deck Cronus Ampora then kiss him on his forehead.

⭐ Also, perhaps an Equius Kinnie? And an Eridan Kinnie? Also... perhaps a Tavros or Jake Kinnie that remains to be seen...

⭐ I have a LOT of opinions on the following characters...

- Meenah Peixes (Tag: ♓ Meenah Moment)

- Eridan Ampora (Tag: ♒ My Buoy)

- Cronus Ampora (Tag: Loverboy 💜)

- Equius Zahhak (Tag: ♐ Too Strong)

- Kankri Vantas (Tag: 🦀 Blabber Mouth)

- Mituna Captor (Tag: 💛 My Tuna)

(Honorable Mentions for Characters I'm Insane About: Porrim Maryam, Latula Pyrope, Tavros Nitram, Rufioh Nitram, Horuss Zahhak)

Here are my personal feelings on each of the main Homestuck and Hiveswap Friendsim characters... not added are Jude, Joey, Xefros, and Dammek. I would place them as follows...

My Babies : Jude and Joey

Good Friends : Xefros

Technically Friends... : Dammek

[shippingforpros-homestuckedition]

COMPLETE TAG LIST

Writing this now before it becomes impossible :3

TAGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO BLOCK (or search): #shipcest #age gap #toxic ship #comship (to add)

NOTE: Shipcest = ship between relatives Age gap = minor x adult, minor x minor, adult x adult, it depends! Comship = All "problematic" ships and requests will have this! Blacklist this to have only wholeshome thingies :3

ME: #pro's post #answer #not a req #shameless self promo

REGULAR TAGS: #homestuck #request #rej (⬅ for rejected requests)

QUADRANTS: #flushed #pitch #pale #ashen

NOTE: Human x Human ships won't have the flushed quadrant specified.

CHARACTERS AND SHIPS:

NOTE: ❌ = Not done yet. ORDER: Beta Kids & Guardians; Alpha Kids & Guardians & Cherubins; Beta Trolls; Alpha Trolls; Ancestors; Sprites & Extra.

BETA KIDS & Guardians

🐛 #John Egbert #June Egbert #Spider8reath (John/June x Vriska) 💿 #Dave Strider #Dersecest #Daverose #Daveroxy 🐙 #Rose Lalonde #Dersecest #Daverose #Rosehal ⚛ #Jade Harley #Jadejaneroxy #guncest #jakejade #Jadefef

🍰 #Dad Egbert ❌ ⚔ #Bro Strider ❌ 🍷 #Mom Lalonde ❌ 🤠 #Gandpa Harley ❌ 🐕 #Becquarel #Bec ❌

ALPHA KIDS & Guardians & Cherubins

🥄 #Jane Crocker #Jadejaneroxy #Janefef 🧢 #Dirk Strider #Dirkrrim (x Porrim) 🐱 #Roxy Lalonde #Daveroxy #Jadejaneroxy ☠️ #Jake English #Guncest #Jakejade

🕶 #Lil Hal #Rosehal

🍰 #Dad Crocker ❌ 🎬 #Alpha Dave Strider ❌ 🧵 #Alpha Rose Lalonde ❌ 🏝 #Alpha Jade Harley ❌

⛎ #Caliborn ❌ ⚕ #Calliope ❌

BETA TROLLS

♋ #Karkat Vantas 🌹 #Equikat

♈ #Aradia Megido 🐸 ❌

♉ #Tavros Nitram 🧚‍♀️ ❌

♊ #Sollux Captor 🐝 #Solnep #Captorcest #Psiisol ♌ #Nepeta Leijon 🧶 #Solnep #Leijoncest #Meupeta

♍ #Kanaya Maryam 🧛‍♀️ ❌

♎ #Terezi Pyrope 🐲 ❌

♏ #Vriska Serket 🕷 #Spider8breath

♐ #Equius Zahhak 🐴 #Equikat

♑ #Gamzee Makara 🤡 #Meuzee

♒ #Eridan Ampora ✨ ❌

♓ #Feferi Peixes 🐟 #Jadefef #Janefef #Peixescest #Meenfef

ALPHA TROLLS

🔴 #Kankri Vantas ❌ 🔞 #Damara Megido ❌ 🐂 #Rufioh Nitram ❌ 🎮 #Mituna Captor #Meutuna 👌 #Meulin Leijon #Leijoncest #Meupeta #Meuzee #Meutuna ♀️ #Porrim Maryam #Dirkrrim 🛹 #Latula Pyrope ❌ 💍 #Aranea Serket ❌ 🧤 #Horuss Zahhak ❌ 💀 #Kurloz Makara ❌ 🚬 #Cronus Ampora ❌ 🔱 #Meenah Peixes #Peixescest #Meefef

ANCESTORS

💉 #The Signless ❌ 🕰 #The Handmaid ❌ 🏳 #The Summoner ❌ 🛸 #The Psiioniic #Captorcest #Psiisol 🐅 #The Disciple ❌ 👩‍👦 #The Dolorosa #Dolofang ⚖ #Redglare ❌ 🏴‍☠️ #Marquise Spinneret Mindfang #Mindfang #Dolofang 🤖 #The Executer ❌ 👑 #Grand Highblood ❌ 🔫 #Orphaner Dualscar #Dualscar ❌ 💋 #Her Imperius Condesce #HIC ❌

SPRITES & EXTRAS

🐦 #Davesprite ❌ 🐾 #Davepetasprite^2 ❌ 💣 #Erisolsprite ❌

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