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JUST SAW YOUR RECENT POST AND omg I was just on your page the other day reminiscing😭😭😭how are you melty you are sooooooo missed and YES I LOVE SLOW BURN EVERYTHING </3
hahaha wow what good timing! i'm very good! still writing a whole lot, but as it would turn out i have been gripped tightly by the boyz and now i have all these thoughts and ideas... 🤕
i hope you and all others have been doing well <3
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Montessori
ir u Dont want to Andwer that then maybe fashion?
Not even gonna lie, I had to take a second to remember wtf this was lmaoo.
Ok So Montessori-
For those that don't know, my day job is a teacher. (Help me) ANYWAY I love Montessori ideals and the gradual building of independence. My fav toys for my 14 month old are "Montessori" style wooden toys (so many overstimulating electronics and TV shows)
HOWEVER
The fiscal gatekeeping of Montessori is RIDICULOUS. There shouldn't be a barrier when it comes to independent fostering of learning due to income. It's stupid. FOR EXAMPLE- a 'floor bed' (with just a mattress on the floor) IS THE SAME SHIT as a fancy ass 'Montessori floor bed' but one is seen as 'trashy/poor' and the other is seen as 'Montessori"? Like???
Come back in my inbox and we can talk fashion. If this is who I think it is u know I've got opinions lol
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dilf-next-door! art has me 😩 i just feel like he doesn't understand how good he looks. he knows that his body is bad. i mean he's an athlete after all. he's trained for years with the best personal trainers, had the best diet, still works himself to the bone, but he just doesn't see himself as super hot dilf. after years of his body just being a machine for tennis and all the choices for it being made by others, it doesn't feel like his body. it's just a vehicle to get things done. thinking about how infuriating and baffling it would be to hear him talk about himself like that. so you'd have to show him how wrong he was. you have him lay back on the bed and sit in between his legs. trace your fingers all over his arms and chest down to his stomach. rub his abs while you coo at him. he'd stare at you in awe because it all feels unique. being complimented so much and his position, it'd look submissive to an outside eye but everything you do is for him to recieve.
"most handsome man i've ever seen, art. so strong and fit. love it when you wrap your arms around me. make me feel so close to you and safe. and your legs, they're so strong too. feel hard under me. most guys my age don't even take care of themselves like you do. but all you do is work... and i think you deserve a reward."
just worship his body for the night. lick from his abs up to his chest and then kiss his neck. rub yourself on his thigh and tell him how good it feels. don't let him do any of the work aside from being able to feel you up however he wants. take his hands into yours when he grabs at your tits or hip, tell him how thick his fingers are and how good they feel when they're inside you. make it slow and thorough before you move on to the very hard thing in his boxers.
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cock worship with art..... head fuzzy..... he's so used to giving, and he prefers it that way - you can tell he's not used to it. his body is tense and nearly buzzing with the urge to sit up, to put his hands on you, but you'd looked up at him with your big doting eyes and pleaded with him, genuinely pleaded - like it was something you wanted (it was), to take care of him, to please him - and that doesn't really compute to him - cant work his brain around it - but he can't deny you anything, is the thing. telling you no is worse than getting a blowjob, he's not so deep in his issues with self worth that he'd make a big fuss about you putting your mouth on his body. its the staying still that he has trouble with.
you can tell with every twitch and jump of his muscles as you skim your mouth down his toned body. he hisses and jolts when you lick around the hard peaks of his nipples. "sorry," you giggle, moving down to his stomach. his hard stomach - god - "they looked cold. wanted to warm them up."
"jesus." you peer up at him to see his gaze is cast to the ceiling, like he cant look at you. it makes you smile, you know he doesn't get it but you're having the time of your life here. his perfectly toned, tight, rigid body. warm and solid under you, you cant help rubbing your cheek against his hip, nuzzling into the toned muscle of his thigh. he's so beautiful. theres so much power here - locked tight under skin and bones and muscle mass - all perfectly crafted, because even still he cares about his body, cares to keep it fit. and you'd love him no matter what he looked like, soft and round, short and stout, but just as he is - an athletes body, hes a marvel.
so much care and time spent into looking this way, and he expexts you not to appreciate it? not to drool over him? insanity.
"you're so strong," you coo at him. rub you hands up his twitching thighs. he doesn't have alot of hair - but he has some fuzz. your fingers find the band of his boxers, his hips lift the slightest bit with an inhale and you smile again - knowing that he loves this, needs this even if he wont admit it - he loves this - he wants this so bad - to be selfish. to be worshipped and shown love. to be desired and hungered for. and you're so hungry. "i think about you all the time, you know. your body - your cock -" your voice sounds like you're waxing poetry, your nose nudging up the cotton of his boxers, "i think about it all the time. drives me crazy. you drive me so fucking crazy."
"baby," he sounds pained. you see his hands twitch on the sheets, curl into fists, the effort not to touch you has to be driving me just as insane. "fuck, you dont - y-you dont have to say - "
"im not just saying it." you interrupt. "i mean it. i love -" the heat of his cock radiates from the thin cotton - you press your face against him through it. feel the hard organ jump under your lips. "-your big fat cock." your cunt is throbbing. you don't tug his boxers down yet, mouthing at him, your lips find the tip of him through the fabric and you pull it into your mouth, dampening the cotton - tasting the salt even now. moaning around it.
"oh god," he's trembling. he loses the battle and you feel his hands touch you, you don't ask him to keep still anymore, because you know hes not fighting this anymore, fighting you. one of his hands card through your hair, big palm cradling the back of your head. the other coming up to tug at his boxers. "please - "
you lift your chin, help him in shoving his boxers down - until they're resting under his balls, you take a moment to admire them - fat and plump and pink - try not to drool at the way his hard cock bounces free and rests against his hard stomach. a bead of pre already pearling out from his slit, leaking.
you fail on the not drooling. your mouth filling with spit. "please, what. what do you want me to do art?"
because he'll feel so free once he says it. admits it. gives in.
he meets your eyes and you try not to be turned on by the desperate almost panicked look in his gaze, like the enormity of his own desire scares him. his lips are puffy and bitten red and he naws and naws on them, before he lifts his hand, fingers feathering over your cheek. reverent. you watch his adams apple bob as he swallows.
and then art donaldson demands something from you for the first time. the hand cupping the back of your neck, urging you forward, towards his hard aching cock thats been neglected for far too long.
"make me cum."
#ask#WEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOOO#gotta train art to be more selfish#☕️ anon#HEHEHEHE#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x reader
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It is so nice to find a blog for platonic yandere relationships! Your work is gourmet!
Have you ever thought about an alien researcher, one who was assigned to document the human race? They find that adults and children act very separately, but you seem to be an adult, but your behavior says otherwise. They decide to abduct you, for "research".
(Secretly they've become obsessed, they are fascinated by you and want to keep you as their own.)
Very silly, I know! Be sure to drink your water today! - 🐀
Ahhh I love this idea so much!!! >w< (Thank you!! I'll try to drink some, you do as well!)
'Why are you so strange for your kind? What makes you different?' Legitimate questions going through their mind as they observe you eagerly browsing the toy section of a store. You're... quite childlike, although alien is sure you're in adulthood for humans. It's a bit cute they have to admit, watching you hug a plushie to your just chest with the brightest smile on your face. Hmm...
They follow you home. They're a scientist after all! Their job is to investigate and that's exactly what they shall do, it's purely for research purposes.
Watching you regress is fascinating... they don't think it's a species wide behavior, but maybe something certain individuals do. For what reason though? They simply have to take you up to their ship to get to the bottom of it! (It's not like they want to take care of you, definitely not!)
They feel so bad when you're scared and crying- they didn't mean to make you frightened! Horrible at soothing you because they don't even engage with young of their own species often let alone a human that acts like a child at times- please stop!
Once you've settled down (exhausted yourself) they're picking you up and awkwardly rubbing your back. It's ok, they just need to borrow you for a bit and then you'll be returned home! It's like an um.. adventure! And they'll be so thankful for you helping them, you want to be a good kid, right?
(Alien spinning some sob story about desperately needing something to report.. pulling on your heartstrings and only feeling a little guilty for manipulating you, it wasn't a complete lie!)
When you're finally asleep they're looking up any resource on human young they can find- searching through articles and even parenting books. Determined to be good at looking after you even if they fumble and make mistakes. (Alien calling back to base to ask for advice.. why are they asking? No reason. They're just curious, commander..)
Bringing you toys from their home planet that you can play with as a "test" but really they just think it's adorable! Trying to quiet the pur in their chest as they observe you, tablet out for note-taking, which is actually them taking photos of you to look at later..
#alot of people wanted aliens#i hope this will suffice for the moment!#famial yandere#platonic yandere#yandere age regression#yandere agere#forced age regression#platonic yandere x reader#forced agere#yandere x reader#you've got mail! 📨#🐁 anon#🎃☕️ anon#< since you also asked for aliens recently!
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OUGH. The way you drew TP Zelda in that relationship chart is the reason I like women (kidding, but my sapphic heart absolutely loved it)
yayy I’ll draw m a special modern TP Zelda just for you ❤️
#women ☕️ (lovingly)#she’s a specific flavor of women that I can’t figure whether I 1)want her or 2) want to be her#legend of zelda#twilight princess#zelda#peachie asks
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141 + the others reacting to sweetheart in tight pants or short-shorts that leave nothing to the imagination?
Ugh G O D YES
(The Krueger imagine)
141!Sweetheart is getting really comfortable around the boys, enough to wear shorts that look like underwear on her. She has embraced her past and new scars and now wants to wear whatever she wants around the people she loves (platonically?idk LMAO) although she whines about it being too tight around her hips, she wears the black spandex shorts that ride up way too much on her thighs and ass. Fat jiggling while she walks, hypnotizing the men she works with. Price bites into his cigar, Ghost spills his tea as Gaz and Soap choke on their breakfast. König had to shuffle down in his chair to hide his groin under the table, while Alex and Roach just freeze and stare. Horangi had to go... clean up, as he brushed past a lightheaded Rudy and a grinning Alejandro.
She smiles at them and says, "Good morning!' Like she always does, innocent to their hard gazes. But she knows.
She knows hunger when she sees it, and she likes to keep them starving for more.
#🤭🤭🤭#black reader#cod x y/n#cod imagine#cod mw2#cod mwii#mw2#cod modern warfare#cod x female reader#cod x reader#taskforce 141#task force 141#141 x reader#cod 141#black fem reader#cod oc#los vaqueros#los vaqueros x reader#141 sweetheart#hunter's ask lounge ☕️
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Spare modern AU SKSW Zelink? Including Fi being the best wingwoman for Link?
she’s not very good at this
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your fic would be ten times better if you didn’t have cheating in it 😍
we do not care. yall gonna either read this shit or you won't.
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thinking of being friends with stanford! art. getting tipsy one night and the two of you talking about sex and all that jazz. admitting that you'd never been kissed and art jokingly but not jokingly offering to be your first. your brain is too fuzzy to be shy about it so you nod your head. both of you nervous as he kisses you. art burying his head into your neck afterwards because his face is red 'cause he's wanted this for so long. all of it leading to the two of you exploring each others bodies. not even going all the way, just under the covers with big smiles. lighthearted kissing each other while touching the others body. asking silly questions you'd been too embarrassed to ask before - like how does it feel when your hard? - and admitting your insecurities so the other can kiss them away. just the both of you flushed, happy, tipsy, and giggly as you enjoy one another with no pressure.
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im gonna display behaviors im gonna act in ways.....
i love the idea of just touching eachother under the covers - skating your hand over the silky soft texture of his cock and hearing him hiss - "does it hurt?" with genuine curiosity?
his face pressed into your neck, lips skimming your skin, he seems to really like kissing you there - you think you'll have marks tomorrow - from his mouth sucking on your flesh - nawing it gently between his teeth. "n-no," you feel the hard press of him against your palm as his hips jerk a little, "just sensitive. feels good."
"how is it so silky but hard...." you sound almost awed. he feels fascinating though, you've never thought you'd get to explore like this before. you know what dicks look like in a general sense but you've never touched one - held one in your hand. felt it twitch. "it moves."
art would be embarrassed if he wasn't buzzed, as it is his cheeks are flushed, his hair is a mess and he's pressing sloppy kisses to your jaw, his own hands wandering over your body, down your back, "cause it likes you," he has a smile in his voice. you giggle and then gasp when his hands cup your ass, palms pressing and kneading at the twin globes. "god, your ass." he whines, mouthing eagerly across your chest now. "you're so soft everywhere..."
"thats good?" you ask with a hesitant lilt in your voice. you dont know what guys like, if your body is appealing, or sexy. arts fingers dig into the fat of your cheeks and he groans. "fuck yes. love touching you - love it. soft is so fucking good, soft is great."
hes hard, you tell him that with a snicker that turns into a moan as you mesh your mouths together messily - tongues licking eachother - the hard planes of his body pressing against your plushness, meeting in ways that seem to fit so perfectly it makes you gasp and whine.
you touch and move together and somehow it ends with your thigh thrown over his hip, that silky cock of his sliding between the lips of your cunt and thats a sensation you love. "wont put it in," he gasps, against your temple, "just - gonna rub it a little."
thats more than okay with you, your hands sliding over the slick sweat of his back to hug yourself to him like a koala. a sexy sweaty tips koala that humps against his sticky length until you're both spent and breathless.
you comb your hands through his blonde locks next. "art?"
"hm?" he sounds close to sleep.
"are we still gonna be friends tomorrow?"
hes quiet. you start to doze off yourself a little, but then he says, "I'll always be your friend, baby."
baby. that sounds nicer than the word friend you think, and then you drift.
#ask#IM GONNA GO BANANAS#☕️ anon#YEWWWW ALWAYS#shakes my fist at u#still gotta get to ur other asks they make me hyperventilate#art donaldson x reader#art donaldson smut
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-AGNOSTHESIA PART 2 Featuring Scaramouche & Kazuha
Part 1 Part 2
Meaning: The state of not knowing how you really feel about something, which forces you to sift through clues hidden in your behaviour, as if you were some other person
Word Count: 2k~
Description: A study session at Scaramouche’s dorm end with you getting fucked my him and his roommate(Kazuha)
Edited By: @pretty-princess-peach
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You were shivering slightly as you knocked on the door. It was pouring outside, and you had gotten absolutely soaked when you had run over to your boyfriend's dorm building for your study session. You would have grabbed an umbrella or something, but you thought you would be fine with just a hoodie.
Scaramouche opened the door and somehow already looked upset.
“Do you not own an umbrella?”
“I didn’t think I would need it…”
“You’re an idiot. You know that, right?”
“Shut up and let her in, Scaramouche.”
Kazuha was sitting on the couch reading and apparently didn’t feel like dealing with Scaramouche’s idiocy. Scaramouche rolled his eyes and moved aside so you could come in, and Kazuha returned to his book. You set down your bag by one of the couches, and another shiver ran through you. Your boyfriend sighed.
“You’re going to get sick. Go get in the shower. I’ll put some clothes in the bathroom for you.”
He didn’t even give you a chance to respond. He just went to his room to look for something dry for you to wear. You sighed. You didn’t really have a choice, and he was probably right anyway, so you made your way to the bathroom without any protest.
Scaramouche was definitely right. The warm water was making you feel a lot better. As the water flowed down your body, you looked around the shower. You had showered at their dorm before, but every time, the duality of the products in there cracked you up. There was Scaramouche’s two-in-one shampoo and conditioner along with his two-in-one face and body wash. Then there was Kazuha's array of colour protecting hair products, hair masks, exfoliating scrubs, and an almost empty bottle of red hair dye that had no business being in the shower.
When you were done warming up, you got out of the shower and dried off your hair the best you could before putting on the pair of sweatpants and the t-shirt that was miraculously too big for you. Then you hung up all of your clothes, as well as your bra, on the shower curtain rod to dry before heading back to the living room.
Kazuha was sitting in the same spot as before, reading his book, but now there was a cup of tea on the coffee table in front of him. Across from him, Scaramouche had a cup placed in front of where he was seated as well. You noticed that there was one next to him that was probably meant for you.
You grabbed your bag, sat next to your boyfriend, and started pulling out your textbooks and your notebook, placing them in a pile on the coffee table. Scaramouche raised his eyebrows disapprovingly at your actions.
“Are you sure you’re ready to start studying?”
“Why wouldn’t I be?”
You were a little confused. You had warmed up in the shower and were wearing dry clothes. What more could he want you to do?
“I think he’s just worried that you haven’t warmed up enough yet.”
Kazuha made his comment without looking up from his book.
“Baby, I’m dry now. I'm all good. Don't worry.”
There was a smug little smile on Scaramouche’s lips that gave you a bad feeling.
“But are you warmed up?”
“Y'know,” Kazuha was still staring at his book. “You really have to make sure that you’ve completely warmed up.”
You rolled your eyes at the two of them.
“Okay, give me a blanket or something.”
Scaramouche’s smile grew. He picked up your bag and moved it onto the floor next to the couch.
“Why don’t you get on my lap?”
You turned bright red. What was he thinking? Kazuha was right there! You could see him gently smiling behind his book, which just made it all the more mortifying.
“Don’t worry. I’m sure Kazuha wouldn’t mind, right?”
Kazuha finally set down his book and looked you in the eye.
“Not at all.”
“But, we can’t, that’s-”
Scaramouche kissed you, effectively cutting you off.
You stared at him with wide eyes as he pulled away before speaking.
“Just relax and let us warm you up. Okay, dummy?”
You blushed, looking down at your hands. You nodded.
“Use your words.”
“Okay…”
“Come on, say it like you normally would. Tell Kazuha what you call me.”
Your blush intensified and you couldn’t get yourself to look at either of them. You sat there, quietly trying to get yourself to speak, but you just couldn’t.
Scaramouche got bored of your silence and grabbed your face, squishing your cheeks and forcing you to look at him. He narrowed his eyes at you.
“Speak.”
“Sorry, master…”
Scaramouche’s face morphed back into a pleased expression, and he released your face.
“Good girl.”
Kazuha was watching the two of you, eyes sparkling with fascination.
“Wow, she really is a good little slut. You weren’t lying.”
Kazuha’s kind tone while degrading you drove you insane.
“Come on, are you going to disobey me?”
“No. Sorry, master.”
You started climbing onto his lap, but before you could, he stopped you.
“Actually, stand up. I want you to strip for us.”
“What…?”
“Are you going to disobey me, pet?”
“No, Master. I’m sorry.”
You stood up, facing Scaramouche, and started undoing the bow on the sweatpants you had borrowed. They dropped to your feet, and you pulled your panties down after them. You felt yourself turn even more red, if that was even possible. Next, you pulled your t-shirt over your head, bracing for the fact that there was nothing covering your boobs at the moment. Scaramouche let out an appreciative hum at your obedience. It was embarrassing enough when you were naked in front of just your boyfriend, but being naked in front of him and his best friend while they were fully clothed? It was humiliating.
“Come here. Now.”
You went to straddle his lap, but once again, you were stopped.
“Turn around and face Kazuha. You want him to have a good view, don’t you?”
You looked at the ground, still bright red as you turned around to face Kazuha. You sat back on your boyfriend's lap, and you felt his hands slide up your sides.
“I’m going to fuck you, and he is going to watch the entire time. Then I’m going to let him fuck you.”
You nodded, still not making eye contact with the man sitting across from you. You felt your boyfriend reach between your legs.
“Hah, you’re so fucking wet.”
“I think the desperate whore wants us to fuck her.”
You whined at Kazuha’s sweet tone mixed with his degrading words.
A moan escaped your lips when you felt your boyfriend start to draw circles on your clit. Scaramouche moved his fingers back so they were lined up with your hole and pushed them inside. Again, you couldn’t help the moan that escaped you as he fucked his fingers in and out of you. When he added a third finger, your moans became more desperate, needing something more than his fingers inside of you so badly.
“Huh, she really does sound pathetic.”
“I’m not- ah!”
You were cut off by your boyfriend using his other hand to play with your clit, all while fucking you.
“‘Ah, mmm hah, I can’t- mmm, feels so good!’”
Scaramouche mocked your moans egged on by kazuha’s comment.
“You’re close, but you don’t sound as worthless.”
Your boyfriend threw his head back laughing, clearly enjoying himself.
He stopped playing with you and placed his hands on your hips. He lifted you up until you were just kneeling over him. You heard him fiddling with his pants and knew what was coming next, or at least, you thought you did. However, before you could sit down on your boyfriend’s cock, you felt the whole world shift, and all of a sudden, you were face down, ass up, on the couch.
“Scaramouche. What are you- ahhhh!”
He pulled you up by your hair until your back was against his chest.
“Fleshlights don’t talk.”
With that, he pushed you back down onto the couch. Your face was somehow still pointed towards Kazuha, so you made an attempt to turn it away. Immediately, you felt a smack on your ass, making you yelp.
“Fleshlights don’t move either.”
You wanted to apologize, but you were afraid of what would happen if you spoke without permission.
Your boyfriend lined himself up with you and pushed inside in one stroke, making your face scrunch up and causing you to let out a pained whine. He didn’t give you any time to adjust before he started fucking you hard and fast, making your closed eyes shoot open.
The first thing you noticed when your eyes opened back up was Kazuha watching you intently as he languidly stroked his cock. You made eye contact with him, and he smiled gently at you. He continued to stare you down as Scaramouche started drawing fast circles on your clit, and your moans got even louder.
“Fuck, you’re really getting off to me fucking you in front of my best friend? You’re such a whore.”
He hauled you up again, this time with his hand around your throat. He tightened his grip and whispered in your ear.
“I bet you’re excited to get fucked by him. You want me to watch as you fuck my best friend like the little whore you are?”
His words mixed with the rush of him choking you pushed you over the edge. Your whole body tensed up, and you had to bite your lip hard to stop the little scream that was trying to make its way out of your throat.
“Oh fuck.”
Your boyfriend moaned at the feeling of you cumming around him. You felt the rhythm of his thrusts become disconnected before he came in you. You felt his cum warm your insides, and you let out a happy little sigh.
“Does she really feel that good?”
Scaramouche shrugged.
“Hah, I guess.”
You could already feel Scaramouche’s cum dripping down your thighs as Kazuha stood up and walked over to you. He knelt on the couch in front of you.
“Wait what are you…?”
You were confused. He wasn’t actually going to fuck you, was he? But Scaramouche was already inside of you…
Your question was quickly answered when he rested his hand on your waist and started pushing his cock inside of you. You let out a whine at being stretched so much. It hurt, and you were still so sensitive.
“Fuck, she does feel good.”
They started fucking you, and you felt like you were going to cum just from the situation alone. The fact that your boyfriend and his best friend were both balls deep inside of you was driving you wild. Not to mention how unbelievably full you felt. You didn’t care about the pain because the pleasure was worth it.
After only a few moments, you were cumming again.
“Fuck, you really are so fucking pathetic. You like taking two cocks at once, huh?”
“Come on, be nice. She’s a slut. She can’t help it.”
You were whining at the overstimulation but still made sure not to talk.
They continued fucking you until they were both getting close to their ends. However, before they were done, they both pulled out and stood up.
“Get on your knees.”
You were confused but did as you were told.
“Fuck, she’s so obedient.”
“She knows her place. She’s my toy, afterall.”
The two men stood in front of you, and after a few moments, they both came on your face. You had your mouth open and eyes closed, just like Scaramouche had taught you. You were such a good toy.
Finally, it was over. You were exhausted and now covered in cum, and the boys were done. Well, Scaramouche was, but Kazuha didn’t feel like pushing either of you for more. Your boyfriend scooped you up and carried you to his room, placing you in the bed. He disappeared, returning shortly after with a warm cloth to help clean you up. He covered you with blankets and laid next to you while Kazuha went back to his book.
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#mae’s daily paper☕️*•̊ⴰ✧#mae.melts🧊*•̊ⴰ✧#scaramouche.❣︎•*✧ ̊ⴰ#kazuha.❣︎•*✧ ̊ⴰ#people kept asking for a part two so here it is!i hope you guys like it!#scaramouche x reader#scaramouche x you#scaramouche smut#kazuha x reader#kazuha x you#kazuha smut#genshin smut#genshin x you#genshin x reader#female reader#afab reader
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hey! could you do jouno hcs please?
AHHHH ABSOLUTELY. ty for the ask!!
Jouno Saigiku x Reader Headcanons!
a/n— sadistic characters make my brain go brrrr
content— jouno calls reader ‘darling’, possessive bf jouno, gets kinda deep for no reason in the casual hcs, jouno is a meanie, mirror sex, jealous sex, temperature play, incorrect use of ice and wax, p in v, slight voyeurism(?), markings, and i think that’s it! lmk if i missed anything!!
synopsis— cute little headcanons with jouno in the sections of casual, relationship, and nsfw!!
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casual headcanons
fear of heights. up high in the air is the one space where he can’t hear much besides the wind and smells everything that wafts his way; he just feels vulnerable while up high.
cooking master. when you have to deal with tecchou and his disgusting mixtures all day, you’d want to make yourself some homemade comfort food too
can play the piano like a GOD. it was one of his many passions before he lost his sight, and even afterwards he never stopped.
secretly loves being around the other hunting dogs. when he’s alone he can’t see or hear.
^^^he gets scared of being trapped inside his own mind due to this
he dreams of having a world where everyone can exist in peace with the hunting dogs protecting the city
was an only child
loves listening to teruko and tachiharas banter because he never got to experience something close to siblings fighting before
can speak at least two languages but no more than four
very much an early bird
amazing chess player, literally so strategic *cue mastermind by taylor swift*
likes bitter tastes more than awfully sweet tastes
loves puzzles, he just enjoys feeling around and using his intellectual skills and heightened senses to put them together
likes loud rock music more than what others assume he would like(he actually hates classical music. he finds it boring.)
runs hot like a damn oven
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relationship headcanons
meanie!!!!
jouno is literally as if satan made a special person to just make your life as difficult as possible.
jouno loves you because of your mind
you’re just as charismatic as he is and he enjoys how you two can just communicate without words. him with your heart rate and breathing pattern and you with his facial and body movements 🫶🏼
even if he’s a meanie , jouno still enjoys coming home and cuddling with you
will he initiate it?
absolutely not.
until he was in a relationship with you, jouno never realized how much he enjoyed another persons touch
jouno will make your life with him a living hell though, make no mistake
like i said; he runs hot and makes it everyone’s problem
you two can simply be laying in bed like normal civilized people, but if you mention you’re hot? he’s grabbing your waist pulling you closer to your furnace of a boyfriend.
“ get off of me! ”
“ you don’t wanna cuddle with me, darling? ”
jouno isn’t someone who will talk about your relationship at work or with anyone he’s not comfortable with
so when he first tells tecchou about you? he shocks himself
he definitely accidentally told you he loved you first
“ yeah, yeah. love you too. ” he’d said after you called him annoying
or something like that
your meanie boyfriend just loves you so much🫶🏼
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nsfw headcanons
like i said guys; jouno is M-E-A-N
man is a grade 1 tease
literally a power top!!
he loves just hearing your heartbeat pick up when he’s fucking you🫶🏼
and the sounds? man could bust just off of them.
like i said; he runs hot, so temperature play is one of his favorite things
he loves hearing your gasps when he pours hot wax on your body, always careful not to hurt you
he absolutely is obsessed with your whines when he runs ice around your tits, making your cute little nipples hard🫶🏼
you think you can make him jealous and he wouldn’t teach you a lesson? tough luck.
you could just be talking to tecchou or tachihara, but if he hears your heartbeat pick up or hear the slightest change in your tone? be ready to not walk for weeks
he’ll take you home and make sure you know who you belong to
MIRROR SEX🙏🙏
obviously he can’t see, but sometimes if you’re bad enough, he’ll make you describe what you look like to him– and if you stutter? he’ll slow down until you’re begging for him to hurry up and ruin you
he would never ever share you with anyone. you’re his and he’s yours
he’s definitely more of a receiver of head more than a giver, he just loves hearing your cute little moans while you’re choking on his cock🫶🏼
will make you play with yourself in front of him if you’ve been just a little too naughty
if he’s on an away mission he’ll call you and will jerk off to the sound of your voice
loves marking you with hickeys
your neck, thighs, and tummy covered every time after he fucks you.
jouno just needs everyone to know that he owns you❤️
he makes me giggle, sorry if these aren’t great i rushed them just a bit!!
likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!! thank you sm for this ask!
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hi baby girl ate YUO oaky?
yeah, well no BECAUSE I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ALL DAY
are YOU okay????
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Boys will literally say "ItS jUsT a JoKe!! 🤪🤪🤪" and the joke is actual Pedophilia
#Hi hello yes instagram has been fun but also I need some guys on there to jump off of a bridge#“Hear me out” “tight lol” “I like em younger”#Sir I'm gonna need to ask you to kill yourself#doodles rants#men ☕️
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Tbh the way you write Krueger gives me sugar daddy / obsessive vibes (not that I can complain). I love the idea of him being so obsessed to please sweetheart in any way she wants (personally I HC him as a service top switch, specially w the way you write him). But if you’re ever up to it I’d love some Krueger drabble (or ghost or könig bc they’re yummy too)
-🪿(hönk)
HÖNK BABES OMG
18+
You are so right with him being a service top 👏 ugh he would so eat her out until she passes out. Round after round, with his big ass hands clamped around her thighs and his thick tongue flicking against her overworked clit. AUGH he would cum so quickly because of her taste and moans. He would cum just from eating her out 💀💀
And he 10000000%% is obsessive with Sweetheart. He only thinks about Sweetheart 25/8 and all he wants to do is please her. He calls her "My little Goddess" for a reason ✨️ just touching her is a blessing to him. Touching her hand, he would crumble right then and there. He would do anything and EVERYTHING for this woman. He wants-- NEEDS-- to be around her all the time, or he will go INSANE. He's also pretty possessive with her. But Sweetheart shut that shit down, so he's only just a little teehee🤭 but yeah he becomes quite jealous when people talk to her. Don't touch her because you will lose a hand. And if you make a move? Oh, you're gonna end up either on a t-shirt or on a milk carton.
(I can go on and on with Krueger about being an obsessive freak with Sweets HAHA)
And hönk omg sugar daddy Krueger makes me want to fold😭 she wouldn't even ask him to be a sugar daddy, he would just do it himself. He LOVES spoiling her, even though she doesn't ask for it, he does it anyway. And of course she's thankful for it, she's not a brat. But that makes him buy MORE SHIT FOR HER
It's a cycle:
• Krueger buys something for Sweets
• Sweets yells at him
• Sweets says thank you and smiles
• Krueger gets the happy juice in his brain
And then it starts over 💀
He's even bought her an apartment close to his, but she wanted to stay in her old family home, so he said "okay. I'll just live closer to you" and she's like-- w h a t 🧍♀️
And OH he would so buy toys for her. Like vibrators. He bought one that he could control from afar and that was such a fun day LOL When he's not around, like on a mission, he made a mold out of his cock for her 💀 and yk... she uses it sometimes HWHEHSHES Krueger asked her to send a video of her using it and she does. She was so embarrassed and shy when she did it. Wearing one of Krueger's shirts and ONLY his shirt-- and her hair out (he loves seeing her hair down) and she's on the bed with the toy and she lubes it up, cause it's fucking huge. AND IT HAS A SUCTION CUP LOL so she just slaps on the bed frame and rubs it on her slit.
Fuck, and Krueger is just watching it like it's the last thing on earth. He is so FUCKING HARD and he wants to be there and fuck her himself. He hears her little whimper when the toy prods her hole. Sweet's is bent on the bed and holding a pillow, her eyebrows knitted and tears already springing in her eyes. Omg that makes Krueger go FERALLL
And once she backs her thick ass back into it, she squeals so loudly and starts to twitch. "Fuck... I think I just came..." GIRL I THINK KRUEGER JUST CAME WHEN YOU SAID THAT WTF-- she starts to grind on it, as much as she can fit, and starts to bounce on it. Her moans and whimpers flow through the speaker of his phone and other soldiers are just frozen and turned on, and are scared to shit to tell him that everyone can hear what's playing on his phone 💀(he honestly doesnt give a shit, hes too engrossed on the video) and Graves comes over, pissed at Krueger because it's extremely distracting whatever is on his phone. Graves was about to speak until he saw Sweetheart fucking herself on the biggest dildo he has ever seen. He has never seen her moan and whimper like that-- like gurl where has this side been?? And he just stands there with his eyes big and mouth gaping. His dick twitches in his pants and he feels light-headed. The fucking wet sounds of her stretched pussy and her low babbles and her bottom half jiggling with every bounce is straight torture for the both of them.
"Fuuucckkkk Krueger, if this is the size of your actual fucking cock I don't think I can take it..." Sweetheart whimpers out. Graves is like- SORRY WHAT
THAT BIG THING IS A MOLD OF KRUEGER'S COCK??? It's literally making a small bulge in her stomach when she sits up and it's not even in all the fucking way. Krueger growls, his knee bouncing like CRAZZYY "You'll take it, baby. You will." He mumbles to himself. Omg he's so turned on its making him unstable.
She goes faster, the bed frame creaking with her backing up on it. She gets louder and her thighs start shaking so damn much. "Cumming... Cumming!" She bites the pillow hard as her pussy creams around the dildo. She makes such a mess on the bed frame omg (Krueger and Graves wanted to lick it all clean) and she's breathing heavily, trying to calm herself down. Once she does, she gets up to get her phone, they can see that she's a bit sweaty and eyes teary and low. She wipes her face and she sighs before speaking. "I can't believe I did this. Fuck I'm still shaking. Just-- be safe Krueger." And the video ends. The silence is THICCKKKK AFTERWARDS LMAO
But I am making a smut fic between Krueger and Sweetheart, so keep an eye out for that!
#WHEW THATS SUM GOOD SHIT#141 sweetheart x krueger#sebastian krueger#sebastian krueger x reader#krueger x reader#mw2 smut#cod smut#modern warfare smut#cod krueger#minors do not interact#141 sweetheart#hunter's ask lounge ☕️#hönk 🪿#x female reader#x black reader#cod x black reader#black fem reader#cod x y/n#cod oc#black!reader
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I'm an absolute SLUT for man bun Jon... But Jon with his curls out - *smashes fist on table* - need him to bend me over a table fr!! 😩🙏
- 🩵☕ (lol, this may be slightly horny because I'm on my period and I'm going through something right now 💀)
REAL!! him… with his curls out. ohhh jon wanting to kiss you real bad but you’re too enamored with brushing the curls out of his face. tucking a couple behind his ear as he’s staring at you with complete undivided attention, leaning forward eeeeever so slightly, waiting for you to finish before actually kissing you (he’s a good boy) (wait who said that)
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You know what,,
In regards to perverted ideas, what about some of the genshin men who love when their s/o wears their glasses? Like reaaallllyyy likes it. Almost to the point to where he makes her wear them while she goes down on him just because of how aroused it makes him hehehhe
ohhhh i can so see this.
no matter what kind, they absolutely can’t help but tease around you. you just look so sweet with those glasses on, he can’t help but eat up the sight of you. but what really gets him is your eyes while you suck him off. they’re so pretty and glossy under the darkness of their room, the fact that you’re practically tearing up over their cock just makes them want to finish even faster. and when he finally convinces you to kee those glasses on while you go down on him, it’s over. you might be a little confused at why he loves the sight of you with them on doing something so dirty, but it’s something so sick and twisted in his mind he doesn’t want to explain it to you. his pretty little girl on her knees for him while she gets her face and glasses covered in his cum. that’s all he can think about sometimes when he’s talking to you about your day when you come home from work, looking so sweet pushing up your glasses. little do you know he’s gonna have you a mess soon with your hair messy and glasses pushed down and those glossy eyes he knows and loves staring so innocently up at him from between his legs. he can’t help but be addicted to the sight and want nothing more than those pair of glasses covered in his cum <3.
a/n : was high key thinking childe, kaeya, heizou, cyno and even albedo (i know he’s a freak LMAO)
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