#airy writes for bungo stray dogs

[bokutosbabe]

hey! could you do jouno hcs please?

AHHHH ABSOLUTELY. ty for the ask!!

Jouno Saigiku x Reader Headcanons!

a/n— sadistic characters make my brain go brrrr

content— jouno calls reader ‘darling’, possessive bf jouno, gets kinda deep for no reason in the casual hcs, jouno is a meanie, mirror sex, jealous sex, temperature play, incorrect use of ice and wax, p in v, slight voyeurism(?), markings, and i think that’s it! lmk if i missed anything!!

synopsis— cute little headcanons with jouno in the sections of casual, relationship, and nsfw!!

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casual headcanons

fear of heights. up high in the air is the one space where he can’t hear much besides the wind and smells everything that wafts his way; he just feels vulnerable while up high.

cooking master. when you have to deal with tecchou and his disgusting mixtures all day, you’d want to make yourself some homemade comfort food too

can play the piano like a GOD. it was one of his many passions before he lost his sight, and even afterwards he never stopped.

secretly loves being around the other hunting dogs. when he’s alone he can’t see or hear.

^^^he gets scared of being trapped inside his own mind due to this

he dreams of having a world where everyone can exist in peace with the hunting dogs protecting the city

was an only child

loves listening to teruko and tachiharas banter because he never got to experience something close to siblings fighting before

can speak at least two languages but no more than four

very much an early bird

amazing chess player, literally so strategic *cue mastermind by taylor swift*

likes bitter tastes more than awfully sweet tastes

loves puzzles, he just enjoys feeling around and using his intellectual skills and heightened senses to put them together

likes loud rock music more than what others assume he would like(he actually hates classical music. he finds it boring.)

runs hot like a damn oven

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relationship headcanons

meanie!!!!

jouno is literally as if satan made a special person to just make your life as difficult as possible.

jouno loves you because of your mind

you’re just as charismatic as he is and he enjoys how you two can just communicate without words. him with your heart rate and breathing pattern and you with his facial and body movements 🫶🏼

even if he’s a meanie , jouno still enjoys coming home and cuddling with you

will he initiate it?

absolutely not.

until he was in a relationship with you, jouno never realized how much he enjoyed another persons touch

jouno will make your life with him a living hell though, make no mistake

like i said; he runs hot and makes it everyone’s problem

you two can simply be laying in bed like normal civilized people, but if you mention you’re hot? he’s grabbing your waist pulling you closer to your furnace of a boyfriend.

“ get off of me! ”

“ you don’t wanna cuddle with me, darling? ”

jouno isn’t someone who will talk about your relationship at work or with anyone he’s not comfortable with

so when he first tells tecchou about you? he shocks himself

he definitely accidentally told you he loved you first

“ yeah, yeah. love you too. ” he’d said after you called him annoying

or something like that

your meanie boyfriend just loves you so much🫶🏼

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nsfw headcanons

like i said guys; jouno is M-E-A-N

man is a grade 1 tease

literally a power top!!

he loves just hearing your heartbeat pick up when he’s fucking you🫶🏼

and the sounds? man could bust just off of them.

like i said; he runs hot, so temperature play is one of his favorite things

he loves hearing your gasps when he pours hot wax on your body, always careful not to hurt you

he absolutely is obsessed with your whines when he runs ice around your tits, making your cute little nipples hard🫶🏼

you think you can make him jealous and he wouldn’t teach you a lesson? tough luck.

you could just be talking to tecchou or tachihara, but if he hears your heartbeat pick up or hear the slightest change in your tone? be ready to not walk for weeks

he’ll take you home and make sure you know who you belong to

MIRROR SEX🙏🙏

obviously he can’t see, but sometimes if you’re bad enough, he’ll make you describe what you look like to him– and if you stutter? he’ll slow down until you’re begging for him to hurry up and ruin you

he would never ever share you with anyone. you’re his and he’s yours

he’s definitely more of a receiver of head more than a giver, he just loves hearing your cute little moans while you’re choking on his cock🫶🏼

will make you play with yourself in front of him if you’ve been just a little too naughty

if he’s on an away mission he’ll call you and will jerk off to the sound of your voice

loves marking you with hickeys

your neck, thighs, and tummy covered every time after he fucks you.

jouno just needs everyone to know that he owns you❤️

he makes me giggle, sorry if these aren’t great i rushed them just a bit!!

likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!! thank you sm for this ask!

[bokutosbabe]

it’s gonna be so good

Me, asf, writing a bungo stray dogs short-fic rn w angst & smut 😏😏

[paradoxoflucidity]

𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐒 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 .

hello? has this message reached you? if you have seen this, then there is somebody in the dream world who is calling out to you ; they are wishing to meet you once again.

PARADOX OF LUCIDITY is a 18+ multifandom role-play group based on Discord. P.O.L focuses on the aspects of having fun while writing with a world built around your characters. Our rules are more laid back and emphasizes the joy of writing with others exploring your characters in a new situation. Won’t you join us?

rules | masterlist | discord invite

( ADVENTURE ZONE . ) - any characters from adventure zone

( BALDUR'S GATE . ) - any characters from baldur's gate 3

( BLEACH . ) - ichigo, urahara, shuhei, shinji, renji, rose, gin, izuru

( BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA . ) - izuku midoriya, toshinori yagi, todoroki shoto, eijiro kirishima, hanta sero, any characters from class 1-a

( BUNGO NO STRAY DOGS . ) - nakajima atsushi, ryūnosuke akutagawa, doppo kunikida, any characters from bungo no stray dogs

( CHAINSAW MAN . ) - power, aki hayakawa, any characters from chainsaw man

( DEVIL MAY CRY. ) - any characters from devil may cry

( ELSWORD . ) - any characters from elsword

( ENSEMBLE STARS. ) - hokuto hidaka, suburu akehoshi, makoto yuuki, izumi sena, hiiro amagi, any characters from ensemble stars

( FAIRY TAIL . ) - any characters from fairy tail

( FINAL FANTASY . ) - zenos yae galvus, any final fantasy characters

( FIRE EMBLEM . ) - male!robin, lucina, lissa, owain, any characters from fire emblem: awakening

( FRUITS BASKET . ) - any fruits basket characters

( HORIMIYA . ) - any horimiya characters

( HYPNOSIS MICROPHONE. ) - rei amayado, ramuda amemura, gentaro yumeno, rio mason busujima, samatoki aohitsugi any characters from hypnosis microphone

( IRIS . ) - father tyrant

( LEAGUE OF LEGENDS . ) - jayce tails, zed, sona, heartsteel members, any characters from league of legends

( MYSTIC MESSENGER . ) - saeran choi, any characters from mystic messenger

( NICHIJOU . ) - any nichijou characters

( ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. ) - any original characters

( PARADOX LIVE. ) - allen sugasano, naoakira saimon, yohei kanbayashi, shiki ando

( PERSONA . ) - zen (persona q), any phantom thief/persona 5 members

( PROJECT SEKAI : COLORFUL STAGE. ) - hanasato minori, kiritani haruka, momoi airi, hinomori shizuku, kagamine len, kagamine rin ( REVUE STARLIGHT. ) - karen aijou, mahiru tsuyuzaki, tendou maya, claudine saijo, junna hoshimi, nana daiba, kaoruko hanayagi, futuba isuragi

( SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI. ) - any shin megami tensei characters

( TEARS OF THEMIS . ) - any characters from tears of themis

( TWISTED WONDERLAND . ) - sebek zigvolt, malleus draconia

[everestica]

Who in each fandom I will write for:

1 - Project Sekai

Ichika Hoshino, Saki Tenma, Honami Mochizuki, Shiho Hinomori

Minori Hanastao, Haruka Kiritani, Airi Momoi, Shizuku Hinomori

Kohane Azusawa, An Shirashi, Akito Shinonome, Toya Aoyagi

Tsukasa Tenma, Emu Otori, Nene Kusanagi, Rui Kamishiro

Kande Yoisaki, Mafuyu Asahina, Ena Shinonome, Mizuki Akiyama

2 - Haikyuu

Daichi, Sugawara, Asahi, Nishinoya, Tanaka, Kageyama, Hinata, Tsukishima, Yamaguchi, Yachi, Kiyoko

Kuroo, Kenma, Yaku, Yamamoto, Lev, Inuoka, Shibayama, Alisa

Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Yahaba, Kindaichi, Kunimi, Kyotani(Mad Dog)

Aone, Futakuchi, Koganegawa, Sakunami

Bokuto, Akaashi, Konoha

Ushijima, Tendou, Semi, Goshiki

Daishou, Mika, Hiroo, Kuguri

Kita, Atsumu, Osamu, Suna, Aran

3 - Bungo Stray Dogs

Akiko, Atsushi, Kunikida, Dazai, Junichiro, Ranpo

Chuuya, Gin, Tachihara, Akutagawa

Edgar Allen Poe, Mark Twain, Lucy Montgomery

4 - Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

Nene, Hanako, Kou, Teru, Sakura, Natsuhiko

5 - Assassination Classroom

Karma, Isogai, Kanzaki, Nagisa, Sugino, Chiba, Rio, Hiroto

6 - Soul Eater

Maka, Soul, Death The Kid, Elizabeth(Liz), Patty, Blackstar, Tsubaki

7 - Danganronpa

Makoto, Kyoko, Leon, Sayaka

Hajime, Chiaki, Ibuki, Nagito, Sonia

Kanade, Shuichi, Kokichi, Miu, Rantaro, Maki

8 - My Hero Academia

Ochako, Denki, Kirishima, Jiro, Todoroki, Bakugo, Midoriya, Momo, Kendo, Monoma, Mirio, Nejire, Tamaki Shinso, Toga

9 - Fairytale

Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Erza, Loke(Leo)

10 - Sk8 The Infinity

Reki, Langa, Miya, Cherry Blossom, Joe

11- Genshin Impact

Albedo, Amber, Itto, Barbara, Beidou, Bennett, Candace, Chongyun, Collei, Cyno, Diluc, Eula, Fischl, Ganyu, Gorou, Hu Tao, Jean, Kazuha, Keaya, Ayaka, Ayato, Keqing, Klee, Sara, Shinobu, Lisa, Mona, Nilou, Ningguang, Noelle, Raiden Shougun(Ei), Razor, Kokomi, Shenhe, Heizou, Sucrose, Childe(Tartaglia), Thoma, Tighnari, Lumine, Aether, Venti, Xianling, Xiao, Xingqui, Xinyan, Yae Miko, Yanfei, Yelan, Yoimiya, Yun Jin, Zhongli

Platonic Only: Diona, Dori, Klee, Sayu, Qiqi

12 - Demon Slayer

Giyuu, Mitsuri, Sanemi, Muichiro, Shinobu, Kanao, Tanjiro, Zenitsu, Inosuke, Nezuko

13 - Twisted Wonderland

Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Trey, Cater

Leona, Jack, Ruggie

Azul, Jade, Floyd

Epel

Malleus, Lilia, Silver, Sebek

14 - Project : Eden's Garden

Damon Maitsu, Mark Berskii, Wolfgang Akire, Kai Monteago

Eloise Taulner, Diana Venicia, Grace Madison, Cassidy Amber

[marshieee]

"I like her please help me"

Kageyama x author.

A/N: So i have decided that i'll be a side character in my stories cause why not? I want to be part of "Y/N's life", you could say i'm a oc HAHAHAHAH. Idk but i just wanted to write kageyama.

Hmmm, this is strange. Kageyama since when did he started to come here at school so early? More importantly he doesn't sleep at lunch anymore, oh speaking of the devil

"Hey kageyama! You're early again"

"Ah good morning aj"

"What's up with you? You've been arriving at school so early these past few days"

He started to panic his cheeks tinted rosy pink and turned away. Oho? What's this? Kageyama tobio getting flustered? Well this is a sight to see.

"Ah hahaha w-well i thought t-that i should s-start coming to s-school early you know?! Change of hea-- i mean change of routine"

Oyaaaaa~ he's also stuttering oh my what happened kageyama? A smirk started to spread across my face.

"Wow~ that's good kageyama~ i am sooooo proud of you~"

He suddenly turned to me and i could tell he's suspicious of me. I just smiled at him, awww kageyama don't be like that even tho you won't tell me about this phenomenon that is happening to you, i'll make sure that i will know the answer.

I don't simp ranpo-san in bungo stray dogs for nothing.

"What's up with you?"

"What's what with me?"

"You're acting fishy"

You're the one to talk you little shit.

"Me? No way! Anyways did you do your math homework?"

First i'll observe.

It was already lunch and as usual kageyama isn't sleeping, man is i don't want to assume right away but i'm betting that this dude is inlove like look at him he's literally looking at the hallway it's like---

--WOAH WAIT HOLD ON!! He's not sleeping during lunch hour is because he's waiting for someone who usually pass by our classroom. I whipped my head towards him, oh look at this lover boy so serious.

"Ahem, hey kageyama let's go out"

His eyebrows furrowed as he quickly turned around, his reaction is screaming *i can't believe you*

"I'm sorry aj i'm not inter--"

"Don't misunderstand you dumbass wanna die?"

"O-oh um like go out in the hallway? Sure"

Why this little shit can't you tell i'm helping you with your love life. While we're at the door kageyama looked from left to right as if he doesn't want to be seen.

"What are you doing"

"Hah? Ah um well maybe somebody might be running in the hallway i can't have my wonderful bestfriend to get injured now do we?"

"Please stop that you're creeping me out"

We were just vibing he looking at the window and i couldn't careless i'm waiting for that girl kageyama's into. Drinking my coffee milk i heard him gasp and i turned to him confused, i can clearly see his eyes were gleaming i followed his eyes.

CHOCKED, NO WAY!!! I looked at kageyama again and back to the girl. Holy shit he likes L/N Y/N ?! You're kidding right?! But wait no kageyama's eyes are practically shining right now. So y/n huh oho~ tobio-sama you're really are something.

"Come on let's head inside"

"Eh?! But we just got here!"

"Uh no we've been here for ten minutes"

"But--"

"Don't tell me you're looking at someone down there right now?"

"H-Hah?! Of course not! Let's go"

Awww don't lie kageyama sir. Kageyama sat down with a frown in his face, this guy's having a tantrum what are you? A kid? I poked his shoulder and with a grumble he turned to me.

"What?"

"Whoah easy! having a tantrum eh?"

"I'm not!"

"Oh yeah"

"Tsk what do you want?"

"I have a question"

"What is it?"

"Do you like L/N Y/N?"

Kageyama's face was so red when he heard what i said. Ding ding ding ding!!! I KNEW IT HE DOES LIKE Y/N!!!

"Wha-what are you saying"

"Awww such a bad liar tobio-sama, your reaction is enough to answer my question"

He was surprised but instantly sighed slumping into his desk. "Am i that obvious?"

"Yes very much"

"Ugggggh!!! YOU BETTER NOT TELL ANYBODY"

"Jeez of course i won't but if you shout people would probably know."

"I can't believe you found out"

"Well it was quite easy actually"

"Ugh"

I gave an airy laugh. "You know why don't you just confess to her?"

"Wow easier said than done, coming from someone who has a boyfriend"

"Heh but seriously when kisumi confessed to me i exploded! Like i've been waiting for him to do that you know! So maybe y/n is just waiting for the all glorious king to confess"

"Yeah sure whatever"

Aaaahhh this is hopeless HE'S HOPELESS!!!

I was playing mario kart with my boyfriend when my phone rang, i picked it up and placed it on my right ear.

"Hello?"

"Aj"

"Oh hey kageyama-- HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR!"

"What are you doing? Are you busy?"

"Not really just playing video games with kisumi"

"Disgusting"

"You're just jealous cause you can't do anything like this with y/n"

"Tsk"

"So--oh fuck!-- what do you want?"

"I like her so please help me"

I immediately dropped my console when kageyama said that, what? Wait what?!

"Did-- did i just hear you right? You're asking for my help?"

"Yes and believe me i'm embarrassed right now"

"OHMYGOSH KAGEYAMA YOU'RE FINALLY GONNA CONFESS?!"

"Wait kageyama likes someone?!"

My boyfriend kisumi asked as he also drops his console mouth open and clearly SHOCKED. I just nodded he immediately went beside me

"YO KAGEYAMA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKE SOMEONE!!! A PERSON TO BE EXACT I THOUGHT YOU JUST LIKE VOLLEYBALL!"

"Ow! Why do you have to shout idiot!"

I pushed him away as i remove my phone and held it i pressed the loud speaker so that kisumi could respond to kageyama without shouting.

"Ah hello kisumi-san, uh yeah well i'm surprised too"

"So who's this lucky girl?"

"Oh she's a cute girl from our school!!! I can't blame kageyama for liking her"

"Oho~ is that so?"

"Please stop it you two i'm already embarrassed"

"So you want my help?"

"Yes please"

"Ok then i'm gonna help you with your pathetic love life"

"Pathe-- thanks"

"Leave it to me my friend!!!"

"Hey! Y/N!"

"Hi Aj!! Thanks for helping me out last time"

"Oh you know girls gotta have each other's back"

"So what's up?"

"So like i'm kinda helping the volleyball club but i can't make it today but i promised kageyama to help out so...is it ok if you could substitute me?"

Oh please say yes PLEASE SAY YES!!!, Y/N smiled and nodded which made me explode with euphoria.

"Sure"

"ONYGOSH THANK YOU YOU'RE A LIFESAVER!!! Be at the gym afterclass thanks again y/n"

I jogged away from her and immediately texted kageyama.

Mission complete tobio-sama it's all up to you now

Let me narrow down the plan that yours truly made, it's kinda cliche but thankfully the volleyball club doesn't have any practice right now so we asked suga-san the keys for the gym and it's up to kageyama how he'll plan this romantic set up in the gym.

"Hahahaha i can't wait what will happen"

[bokutosbabe]

Hello! I hope you are doing as good as Karl's spoiled raccoon life!

Anyhow, I low-key just found out that having kids of my own most likely won't be an option for me. Am high-key bummed out so, I was wondering if you could do head cannons of the BSD men reacting to fertility issues?

If not that's okay! Thank you for your time anyways! 😊

AHHHH TY TY IM DOIN GREAT SORRY FOR NOT SEEING THIS SOONER BUT OF COURSE 🫶🏼 HOPE YOU GET A MIRACLE AND GET URSELF A BABY💜💜 sending baby dust your way✨✨

BSD Men reacting to fertility issues headcanons!

a/n – there was no specific characters you asked for but feel free to comment/ask if you (or anyone else) want this with other characters!!

content – TW!! mentions of infertility, sensitive topic talked about, reader is afab, fem reader, fem bodied reader,, fluff, SPOILERS for tachihara, tachihara calls reader “baby girl”, akutagawa calls reader “dear”/“my dear”, dazai calls reader “belladonna”/“bella” ,i think that’s it lmk if i missed anything!

synopsis – tachihara, akutagawa, and dazai reacting to reader having fertility issues!

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tachihara

tachihara lost his brother young, so he never really got to experience the big brother type of love

so he’d always wanted have kids!

and when he met you?

the woman of his dreams?

oh he thought he’d have his whole life planned out.

he’d leave the port mafia as an undercover agent

go back to being a hunting dog

get his monthly surgeries to stay alive

and finally get the life he’d always wanted

with the love of his life🫶🏼

and even before he’d been able to leave the pm

you two had tried

and tried

and tried

and when nothing happened no matter how many times you guys tried?

you both decided to go to a fertility doctor

and learned that you, the love of his life, was infertile.

tachihara felt his heart break

but not for him.

no, he felt his heart break for you.

the woman who’d been so happy to try over and over again with him for a child

the woman who’d sat beside him when given the news and even if you didn’t cry, he’d heard the sharp inhale from you

even on the car ride home, he’d began to think about what you were thinking about.

and later when the two of you got home to your shared apartment, you’d immediately ran off to your shared room and he let you

he knew you needed time to process, so he started working on dinner

he made the only thing he really knew how to make; spaghetti

maybe it wasn’t going to be good, but he didn’t want to subject you to cooking or the take out food you were definitely thinking about if it added to your condition.

he’d walked into your room with the dinner in his hand and found you curled up in a ball in the middle of the bed

even if he didn’t hear you crying, he heard your sniffles and saw your shaking shoulders

he immediately put the two plates down on a dresser

he laid down behind you, wrapping his arms around you in a spooning position

“it’s okay, baby girl, don’t cry.” he cooed toward you. maybe he wasn’t a good person outside of this home, but when he was with you it was like he was that one puppy at the pound that wouldn’t jump up at any person that walked in– until it came to you. you brought the light into his life, and even if the two of you most likely couldn’t have children, you two could keep trying. if it never happened for the two of you, there was children in this world that needed to be adopted– he’d seen how orphans getting taken into big mafia groups, and he would hate for that to be any child. “i can’t give you that big family, michi-”the affectionate nickname rolled off your tongue with a heavy heart. you’d always dreamed of that with him, and now because of you (in your mind),the two of you couldn’t have that. “no, baby girl, it’s not your fault. now we can choose our own family♡”

akutagawa

ryunosuke akutagawa never envisioned kids in his life

before the port mafia, he thought he was simply going to die young due to his disease(cries in chapter 88)

and then he’d met you; a woman so beautiful that not even the feared diablo could hide his affections for you.

but even when the two of you started talking about being in a relationship; kids never came up

he never wanted any and he thought you wanted the same

and you had!

kids was never something you had wanted much in life either.

until, you had a pregnancy scare.

but it wasn’t actually scary for you,

you felt this rush of happiness and that’s when you realized what you wanted in life

to be a mother.

you already had the maternal feeling that most mothers didn’t get until they’d had a kid

you were empathetic

you knew how to calm akutagawa down even when no one else could

it was like you were born to be a mother

so you told ryunosuke your new found passion,

and i admit; he was a little taken aback by this sudden change in your attitude

but that didn’t mean he wouldn’t try with you.

“if it happens it happens.” that was your motto to each other.

but then it…didn’t happen

and it never happened.

you didn’t tell akutagawa, but you were upset

how were you supposed to tell him? he didn’t want children much!

so you secretly went to a fertility doctor

you didn’t bother asking akutagawa to come along, he’d either be noticed from his constant being on the news or catch someone staring too hard and rashomon would cause yet another death

but maybe you should’ve risked it because no one should’ve had to hear what you heard while alone

“i’m sorry ms y/n, but you seem to have some fertility issues. there seems to be an ovulatory disease that you have…”

the rest of the doctors words just droned on, but you couldn’t hear anything

it was like you had become the victim of a cruel prank by fate

the one thing you had slowly come to accept that you wanted - was ripped away before you could even grasp the idea of it

you couldn’t even go into work after the news was given to you, you sat at home waiting for akutagawa to get home

but how were you supposed to tell him? just blurt out you couldn’t make him a dad?

you decided to hold off on telling him, but your boyfriend wasn’t stupid

when he came home and you weren’t immediately jumping at the chance to talk about what the two of you did today he knew something was wrong

“ my dear, what’s wrong? ” akutagawa asked as he leaned himself on the door of your shared bedroom. usually when he stepped into your shared apartment he was met with the brightest toothiest grin from you, one of his favorite parts of the day, so when you didn’t greet him at the door he knew something was up. he walked into the room the two of you shared to find you curled up into yourself, visible tears that had dried on your perfect face. “ ‘m broken , ryu…”you sobbed out, causing the usually cold and stoic male to break the mask he’d worn all day while at work. “ what? dear, you’re not broken. ” he said simply, walking over to the bed and sitting beside you, rubbing your back. “ tell me what’s wrong, dear, please? ” he sounded so desperate to help you feel better about yourself. “ i cant have kids, ryu, i’m broken. ” your voice cracked as you looked back at him, mascara smeared off of your eyes and onto your under eyes. “ doctors said i cant have babies…” you hiccuped as he had to sit and process the words you said. “ oh my dear, it’s okay, we already have a family. the mafias our family.” he said softly as he laid down beside you, allowing you to crawl up into his arms. he quietly shushed you as he rocked you to sleep. even if you couldn’t make your own family, akutagawa would love you either way.

dazai

dazai and his weird obsession with finding a beautiful woman to commit with was what led him to you.

you had been a new hire in a bar that he’d liked to frequent after spending hours at work

when you came up to him to see if he was just going to stare at you or get a drink , he’d taken the leap

he immediately grabbed your hands, eyes sparkling as he looked up at you

“ would you like to commit a double suicide with me? ”

you were on the verge of tears because of how stressed you were from the other patrons, so laughing at this silly man made you feel much better

his face fell as he looked at you, but your laugh was just so enchanting

“ my belladonna…would you not like to commit with me ? ”

and that’s how you ended up in this now two year long relationship with osamu dazai

over the past two years you’d moved in with osamu and switched your job from bartending to work in the cafe below the armed detective agency.

you’d seen many kids come in and out with their parents during your shifts

and they’d never really made you feel anything…until recently.

everytime you saw a child come in with their family it made your chest feel strangely tight and achey

and then you realized, that you really really wanted kids

ones that looked like dazai and didn’t have his personality, preferably.

and when you brought it up to him, he just teased you-

“ my bella, you just want what leads to the babies, don’t you? you shouldn’t have to even ask for that.”

it doesn’t get through his thick skull that you really do want kids until you just straight up tell him

“ osamu, i want kids. bad. ”

and for a man so smart, he sounded so dumb

blabbing on and on about how you’d look so pretty pregnant, but with a suicidal fool like his child? he couldn’t imagine it!

but wouldn’t osamu be mean if he didn’t give his cute little girlfriend what she wanted 🫶🏼

so you tried for months and months to get pregnant

and it just never happened for you

you decided that maybe the two of you had some other factor leading to the constant negative pregnancy tests

so you both went to the doctor and had check ups on your sexual health along with dazais sperm counted and your uterus checked to see if something was wrong

the two of you were even joking around about not being able to have kids and how silly that sounded

oh how you wished you could take it all back

the doctor came back and gave the news quite swiftly

“ i’m afraid miss y/n has a factor we have yet to determine that causes her chances of successfully carrying a child to significantly drop. i’m so sorry. ”

you tried your best to seem stoic and unwavering, but your vision clouded even more by every second.

the doctor left to give you two some time together.

and that’s when the real tears came

“ oh, my bella…”dazai frowned as he looked at you, trying to hide your glassy eyes and quivering lips. he wasn’t dumb, he knew how you were- so brave and so strong trying to keep your composure. the male wrapped his bandaged arms around your body. and that’s when the tears finally came flowing out, your whole body shaking as you clung to the man you so desperately wanted children with. “i’m useless , ‘samu.” you cried into your lovers arms. “i can’t even do the one thing women are supposed to do!” the male rubbed your back, trying to console you, but how could he? the dream that had just started to grow in your mind had been crushed with one simple dream. “no, no , you’re not useless. you’re the farthest from useless.”he cooed into your hair, one hair rubbing your back continuously while the other was holding the back of your head. “ we’ll grow our own family, my belladonna. i promise you. ” and dazai osamu was a man of his word.

i really didn’t know much about infertility so i did some research, and i know it’s not the deepest dive into it; but i hope i did it justice!

if anyone would like a part 2 with other characters feel free to request it or just comment!

likes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated ;3

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Ranpo Edogawa Headcanons!

a/n — in honor of season 5 and ranpo being my favorite character ever here are some headcanons !

content — just ranpo hcs, cute relationship hcs, slight nsfw hcs, food play (?) , praise kink, top, bottom , switch dynamics, gn reader(?), that’s it! lmk if i missed anything!

synopsis — ranpo edogawa little headcanons, ranpo in a relationship headcanons, and slightly nsfw ranpo headcanons!

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casual headcanons!

ranpo has a fear of the dark and will carry a flashlight on him at all times and refers to it as his “light of truth”

ranpo , as we all know, has a sweet tooth; so i hc that his favorite soft drink is cherry coke with several splashes of vanilla!

ranpo may seem like someone who doesn’t care for responsibility, so you’d think he wouldn’t like animals, but i hc that he’s a cat person!

ranpo gets hiccups easily!

ranpo hates going shopping

ranpo finds mystery novels boring since he could solve them within reading the first sentence (idk if this is canon or not but yk)

ranpo is a big houseplant person , but hates watering them

ranpo will make bets with kenji as to how much candy he can carry from the candy store back to the agency just so he can get his candy and not have to walk to get it!

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relationship headcanons!

being in a relationship with ranpo will challenge you intellectually

dating ranpo will mean that you will always be bickering over small things: like who’s turn it was to cook, who was supposed to take out the trash, and much more.

dates with ranpo will consist of solving mysteries, riddles, and even doing puzzles together!

ranpo will play silly pranks on you just to please his mischievous side that he only really gets to show with you and certain agency members.

dating ranpo will mean that you always have someone who believes in you no matter what

ranpo is a secret romantic and will constantly shower you with love and affection

on anniversaries, ranpo will give you chocolates and flowers every year along with some wine!

(yes he eats most of the chocolates but it’s the thought that counts)

ranpo is a night owl and will always keep you up at night just to keep a conversation going.

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NSFW HEADCANONS!

ranpo is very big on food play and will experiment with whipped cream and even lollipops

ranpo is a switch, but he prefers bottoming as to save his energy

when you’re riding him, ranpo will have a lollipop in his mouth and only take it out to praise you

ranpo will give you praise at any point, but whenever he’s getting praise? it’s a whole different ball game

when praised, ranpo will get all whiney and beg for more

ranpo is either very vocal or very quiet during sex, there’s no in between

ranpo doesn’t have a very strong sex drive, but will happily pleasure you when you want it

ranpo is a giver more than a receiver when it comes to giving head, he just likes to watch you squirm underneath him

his aftercare is pretty lazy, ranpo will just get a warm cloth and water for you then fall asleep

that’s it! likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!

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Oh please, can I request the first time s/o rubs her nose against tecchou’s nose?

You don’t have an idea how I love tecchou’s fluff, like, everyone agrees he’s the most affectionate guy😭how I love my baby

AAHFSHSHSVSV I LOVE TECCHOU SM THIS IS SO CUTE. i had a pretty bad mental health week recently so i’m sorry for not finishing this earlier!!

nose to nose–

tecchou suehiro x gn! reader

a/n – this ask was too cute and i actually sobbed bc i love tecchou more than words can describe 🫶🏼

content – tecchou fluff, fem! reader, really just cute relationship type stuff, tecchou calls reader ‘sweetheart’ and ‘ my love ’ ,added backstory for absolutely no reason,i think that’s it! lmk if i missed anything!

synopsis – cute lil nose bumps with tecchou :)

when tecchou had first met you, he didn’t understand why his stomach felt so queasy. was it the soy sauce he’d put in his coffee? no. it couldn’t be that– he’d drank it many times before, so what was different about today?

you–a new addition to the hunting dogs– you were the only new thing about today. his daily rituals of working out during meetings, going on his own little adventures after getting a mission done a little too quickly; all of that would now be thrown off balance because you were here.

this feeling in his stomach would go away sooner or later

or– that’s what he’d thought.

even then; two months after you’d arrived into their little group of strangely strong super freaks, the weird queasiness never subsided within tecchous stomach.

the way you smiled at jouno made his stomach churn in a way that could only be described as anger, but why would he get upset over two of his coworkers just chatting? he wasn’t sure what was wrong with him, so he went to the one member of the hunting dogs who hadn’t been so wrapped up in their space; tachihara.

tecchou went up to the fake ginger and asked him simply about why his stomach burned every time you were around him, yet it also burned with anger when you talked to anyone that wasn’t him.

“i dunno man, sounds like you like her to me-”the other male shrugged. which led to tecchou realizing that he did, in fact, like you.

and that’s what led to now, three months after tecchou had so bravely walked up to you the same day he’d found out that he actually liked you and asked you for “the honor of being his girlfriend” and who were you to tell the (arguably) cutest hunting dog no?

the two of you were sat on your couch, watching another stupid movie that tecchou had picked out. he refused to watch any high tense hostage or action movies; insisting that he “hated people getting tortured for no reason”

you’d been staring at your boyfriend for the past two minutes, trying to telepathically tell him that you absolutely did not want to watch this movie anymore, but he obviously couldn’t get your wavelengths.

the male kept shoving his face full of his buttered popcorn mixed with mustard– something that had his breath smelling disgusting and you avoiding every kiss he’d tried giving you.

“ ‘hiroooo ” you whined out towards your boyfriend, which made him finally turn his attention towards you, popcorn crumbs and mustard stained over his mouth and somehow even on his nose. you could never understand how your boyfriend got so messy while eating; it was a true mystery.

“ yes, my love? ” he’d chirped out, titling his hair so his fluffy hair that you could play with for hours upon hours. “can we change it? this is so boring!”you sighed, leaning closer to him, trying to take the remote that was placed on his lap.

“but i like this–”the males words stopped short when you got closer to him. try as he might, tecchou suehiro was the type of man to basically malfunction whenever you got closer to him. his hands found their way to your waist, moving the remote off his lap, causing you to let out a groan. you were so close and of course your puppy of a boyfriend couldn’t realize what you were doing!

the male moved you onto his lap with a ease, looking up at you as you stared down at him,“ you’re so pretty, y/n.”he leaned up, going to kiss you. and even though you loved your boyfriend, you weren’t going to kiss his popcorn and mustard filled mouth.

you slightly turned, shaking your head before putting your forehead on his, rubbing your nose against his. and let me tell you, tecchou was gobsmacked.

he looked up at you with a small frown, still staying close to you,“my love, do you not want to kiss me?” he asked as you let out a laugh. “you’re breath stinks, ‘hiro. ”

tecchou was never the type to complain, so he’d take the smallest of nose rubs from you, even if it confused him for the first six seconds it had happened.

“ if i go brush my teeth, can i kiss you?” he asked softly

you never did end up getting that remote.

the ending kinda sucked, i’m sorry! but i hope you enjoyed it nonetheless!

likes, comments and reblogs are appreciated, thank you!!

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Bsd Characters when you joke about the word ‘come’

a/n — i love joking like this and just thought it was silly.

cw — idk real short drabble to get the juices goin

synopsis — you make a silly little joke about the word ‘come’ just because you think it’s funny

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they sit there and just stare at you thinking you’re the stupidest person in the world

“hey, my love! can you help me with this?” you asked as you poked your head through the doorframe. they looked up at you from their work,“yes, dear. i’m coming–” and maybe you shouldn’t have found this as funny as you did, but you couldn’t help your 15 year old boy humor. “YOURE WHAT.” they stared at you when you’d yell,“coming to help you. like you asked.” maybe someone as childish as you wasn’t supposed to be with someone as deadpan as them, but hey, maybe one day they’d understand.

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Fyordor Dostoyevsky • Francis Fitzgerald

• KUNIKIDA doppo • lovecraft • Hirotsu • Fukuzawa

• gin akutagawa • RYŪNOSUKE akutagawa • higuchi

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Airys The Guild Masterlist

* ✧･ﾟ:Francis Fitzgerald

* ✧･ﾟ:Louisa

* ✧･ﾟ:Poe

poe headcanons (casual, in a relationship, nsfw)

* ✧･ﾟ:Lovecraft

lovecraft headcanons (casual, in a relationship, nsfw)

* ✧･ﾟ:John Steinbeck

* ✧･ﾟ:Lucy

* ✧･ﾟ:Margaret

* ✧･ﾟ:Mark Twain

bsd masterlist

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Airys BSD Masterlist

Armed Detective Agency 💚

Port Mafia 💚

The Guild 💚

The Decay of Angels 💚

The Hunting Dogs 💚

other bbgs 💚

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bsd girlies how are we feeling about the chapter 109 leaks…

me rn

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sometimes i just think of how chuuya and dazai are literally never meant to work. and i feel like pulling a beast! dazai .

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Airys Other BBGS masterlist

* ✧･ﾟ:ango

* ✧･ﾟ:mushitaro

bsd masterlist

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Airys Hunting Dogs Masterlist

* ✧･ﾟ:Fukuchi(🤢)

* ✧･ﾟ:Tecchou

nose to nose — cute little first time nose rub with tecchou

* ✧･ﾟ:Jouno

jouno headcanons (casual, in a relationship, and nsfw)

* ✧･ﾟ:Teruko

(tachihara included in the port mafia)

bsd masterlist

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Airys Decay Of Angels Masterlist

* ✧･ﾟ:Bram

* ✧･ﾟ:Fyordor

* ✧･ﾟ:Nikolai

* ✧･ﾟ:Sigma

bsd masterlist