#☆protheans

[sol-consort]

Just imagining a ship getting its first human join the team and before the first month is over the most searched on the net:

>Human courting rituals

>>What the hell is kissing???

>>>Human kissing safe for [Species]?

>Things humans take as compliments

>>how to flirt with humans

>>>Human baring teeth not aggression?

>>>>Human "Smile"

>>>>>how to tell if Human is flirting with you

>>>>>Humans comparing hand sizes courting ritual??

>Human Porn

>>Can humans and [Species] have sex safely?

>>>Human heat cycles all year long?

>>>>Human × [Species] porn

Or something 💦

Here's what I imagine each of their "educational" search history to be. Slight smut ahead? Mostly fluff.

Turians

The explanation behind the phenomenon of an entire species being absolutely annoying and impossibly alluring

Do humans find sharp teeth attractive

Why is the human skin so soft

Are humans soft inside

How does a human feel inside

Human/Turian porn

Can a turian safely preform oral on a human

Are humans okay with bites and scratches in bed

Top 5 kinks for human

Define being "rough in bed" (Our definition of rough is their definition of vanilla)

Ask Blueddit (Turian reddit?) "Do you guys also get turned on when your human friends are being frustrating? Is this normal? Why do I want to fuck them after each argument?

Human nests?

Human "beds"

Are humans aware of their own scent?

What does it mean when a human touches your waist

Define human "hugging"

Is hugging a mating ritual?

Human waist pictures

No seriously how are humans so soft?

How to kiss a human without injuring their lips

Is turian cum really toxic to humans?

Blue Talon healthcare Inc. Interspecies relationships, human edition pamphlet free copy

Can human ears hear Turian's purring frequency

Do humans enjoy purring

"Purring extends the human lifespan" Myth or fact?

What are cats?

Humans are brainwashed by a small predetor and they are okay with it?

Videos of earth cats

How to adopt a cat

Cat care package for first time owners discount deals

Ask Blueddit "Humans keep asking to come back to my home when I mention having a cat, has it really been that easy all along?"

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Asari

How do humans view asari

What traits do humans consider the most attractive in a partner

Are humans exclusively monogamous?

Prime locations to court a human

Nightclubs near me

Humans kissing

Humans kissing video

How to download a video online

Define milf

Humans are more attracted to people who already had kids?

Human preference for partners older than them

Human fur

Human "hair"

Different types of human hair

Is blue a natural hair colour in humans

Why do humans dye their hair

Do humans enjoy it when you play with their hair

What's a hairpulling kink

Humans are turned on by pain?

What are the humans opinions on using biotics in bed?

Is blue really the most common favourite colour for humans?

Blue sky - earth

A tourist's guide to visiting earth, when is the prime season?

Beach season?

Why do humans walk around in their underwear near the ocean?

Human swimsuits pictures

Sexy human bikinis

Asari bikinis?

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Krogans

Human heat cycle duration

Humans can breed all year long?

Define human "breeding kink"

what's a creampie

what's a pie

Why do humans calls sexual acts by food names

Actual real cream pies

Pi (misspelled)

Why do humans call a mathematical ratio by sexual acts terms

Pies

Pie flavours

What's the best pie to order

Human bakeries near me

Are human bones sturdy?

Human body can handle the weight of a krogan?

How deadly is a bone fracture to humans

Human-krogan sexual positions

Do humans enjoy getting picked up

Do humans enjoy sitting in other's laps

Define "manhandling"

Humans are turned on by strength?

Do humans find krogans attractive

How to court a human

Humans courting gift ideas

Earth roses

What are dates

How to ask a human out on a date

Poem inspirations

Do humans still consider being serenaded a romantic gesture?

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+ Bonus

Protheons (just Javik tbh)

What happened to the wolves humans were trying to befriend?

Dogs

Cute dog videos

Define "cute"

What do humans consider adorable

Are pathetic helpless things adorable?

Are humans aware of how adorable they look to the rest of the galaxy?

Why do humans interpret my flirting as insults?

How to convince the humans to touch them

Human intimacy and physical affection

Videos of humans cuddling

Are humans still obsessed with throwing round objects?

Define "sports"

Most popular human sports

Human sports lack of death?

Why are humans so fragile and primitive

If I throw a ball would a human attempt to catch it?

[simowis]

"Prothean Scientist"

With a Mask. Primitive's view of god.

[lorelei2525]

Javik (speed paint)

[oonaluna-art]

Liara’s character development between Mass Effect 1 and 3.

As a history major, I’d probably be salty too.

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[baggesa]

[darefidaenyr]

I've translated this ^^

Transformers sing "Трава у дома" / "Grass at home". I've found the english version: https://lyrhub.com/track/Земляне-3/Трава-у-дома-1/translation/en Оригинал для любопытных:

[gemsbokk]

javik, helpless🥰

Uni work kicking my ass so have this helpless prothy the prothean freshly out of the fridge

(The emotion wheel below)

[wetsocksinbed]

welcome to Mass Effect, where no matter what happens, and who lives or dies, ultimately your choices and sacrifices don’t matter

we have:

• complete the mission you set out to do, destroy the reapers, but kill an entire civilisation of peaceful Geth and also one of your best friends in the process

• force everyone to become partially synthetic even though nobody wants that

• the Illusive Man wins and you follow through with his plan and become Reaper God. Admiral Anderson died for nothing

✨and then you die✨

but it’s okay because you get to meet a 50,000 year old genocidal maniac a Prothean

[thornheartless]

Commander Shepard here with another unboxing video! This time we've got, uhhh-

[The camera pans over to a cryopod.]

A prothean.

[onedismay]

Drew a Javik. What if he glowed in the dark? What if the back of his head did a little swoosh like an asari? I am explaining this concept to you by motioning wildly with my hands even though the drawing is right there

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Mass Effect Characters that I think are black coded or poc coded since this game has like 3 black characters in the entire series but one dies, one is meh and the other is the worst fucking character in the series who’s every negative black stereotype in the book

Jaal Ama Darav- Fucking obvious. Tbh most Anagara are black. Maybe all of them. Yeah all of them.

Almost all Asari. Like I can’t even choose one because every one I meet gives me black woman vibes, even Liara, especially with how they’re sexualized constantly . I think all Asari are black women ot just women of color (shut the fuck up don’t say ‘they’re blue of course they’re woman of color’ I will eat your soul) but I’m claiming Liara, Matriarch Benezia, PeeBee, Samara, Morinth and Aria mostly

Most if not all Krogan but I’m claiming Wrex, Drack, Eve, Kesh and Grunt as black. The others can be whatever

Vetra, Syd and Kandros are my only black turians

If I’m claiming Salarians I’m only claiming Kirrahe and Kallo because Kallo reminds me of my nerdy ass brother

All prothean’s are black because they remind me of the angara

Thane is black and since he’s like the only Drell I know besides his son he’s the only one I claim as black plus his son. Maybe that one drell Liara likes or whatever but I don’t remember his name and I don’t care to google it

As for the other races like the Volus, Batarians, Vorcha and Hanar they can be whatever. I feel like Quarians or some sort of European coded but then you have Reegar who sounds like fucking soldier from TF2 so idk I’m not touching it

Also don’t come for me with “Oh why are you headcanoning most of the krogan as black they’re aggressive that’s stereotyping” which like in the game all krogans are stereotyped as aggressive but you have those who aren’t like Kesh but she’s treated as such by Tann and others just because she’s Krogan even though she’s a scientist who wants to use her brains, Eve who’s physically restrained even when she’s the one in danger all because of the stereotype of all Krogan being violent when she prefers to use her brains and even criticizes other Krogan for their old archaic ways of thinking with violence, like they’re treated how black women are treated all day every day 24/7 365. I’ll headcanon them as black if I want to.

If you want to know why I claim most of these characters as black feel free to ask but so far this is my list. Also I might do a thing where I draw a human design for the characters I think are black.

And if you disagree with these let me know why. Even though I most likely won’t read it because nine times out of ten when someone objects to a non human character being head cannoned as black it’s for racist reasons so I genuinely don’t really care if you disagree

[sol-consort]

Hopping onto First/solo human on the ship idea and just, everyone on the crew has been wary of the Prothean ever since they joined the crew a year or so ago. Always had this air of superiority about them when talking to anyone, always acting like their so much better than everyone (they only stay on the damn team because they are good at what they do) only to watch with jaws agape as the Prothean just melts around the new human in the team. Chatting with them, even letting them hug them when they want and God forbid, even gushing to the rest of the team about the human just doing the bare minimum of their job.

Or something 💦

Protheans and their emotional support humans are a classic

They keep bringing up the other species embarrassing history, reminding the salarian that his people used to lick their own eyeballs, talking to the asari how her kind owe everything they have achieved to protheans uplifting them, they're practically a god to her people so she should learn her place.

One thing about them is that they rarely, if ever, addresses the crew members by name, constantly adding their species at the end as if it's a suffixe. Maybe it was common during the prothean times? Being at the top of the hierarchy, protheans just had to remind the other species of where they stood all the time.

Dealing with the prothean was just part of the job at this point. No one liked it–maybe except the hanar–but no one could refute how useful they were.

Luckily, the prothean saw all of the crew unfit for socialising with, resulting in them keeping to themselves most of the time unless prompted or on a mission. They are....very intimidating, even as they sat quietly at the end of the couch during movies night, not saying a thing but silently judging everyone in the room, making the air temperature drop several degrees, the asari straightening her back, the salarian nervously fidgeting with the remote, the turian's raised talons twitching on occasion.

When you—a lovely human with curious eyes—joined the ship, the crew would be lying if they said they didn't worry about your invetabile meeting with the prothean.

They've heard your kind tend to have fragile egos, easily tugged heartstrings. There is a reason the "loudest human in a room" has quickly become a cliche stereotype spread through the galaxy. When something roars, rather than shut up, humans roar back ever louder. The first contact war is evidence enough of the whole "eye for an eye" human believe.

The prothean leaving would be devastating—especially with how scarce their kind is. Only a few hundred intact pods managed to be unearthed ever since Javik's whole revel to the public. But the crew simply couldn't stand and watch a poor human get their dreams crushed! What kind of advanced civilisation would they be if they didn't look out for the newest addition to the galactic court?

They took turns to watch over you, keep you away from the prothean as much as possible. Diverting your attention whenever you'd ask about them, adjusting the schedules so you and the prothean never meet.

And they almost succeed...or so they thought. Until several months later, the salarian came into the kitchen to acquire more of this "coffee" you've brought with you to the ship–a drink he's grown very fond of–only to hear a high pitched sound coming from inside the kitchen?

Oh! yes, human laughter! He is delighted you're having a nice time, but who could you possibly be with at such an hour when you're supposed to be asleep.

Nothing in the world could've ever prepared him to see the prothean towering figure, in an apron, standing next to you. A damp cloth in your hand as you carefully wiped the white powder from their face, an opened bag of flour next to where you were sitting on the kitchen table, a bowl with pancake mixture to its right.

You were giggling while offering lighy-hearted apologises, claiming you didn't mean for the flour bag to explode when you opened it with a little too much force.

The strangest thing in this whole situation was the prothean's relaxed expression. The salarian has seen them angry and frustrated before, trust him it's not a pretty sight.

Yet the prothean he's looking at was placid at your casual attitude and touches, serene almost. If anything...and if the salarian research proved fruitfull, the prothean physical cues indicate...happiness.

The salarian didn't stay hidden for long, courtesy of the prothean 4 eyes providing a wide peripheral vision.

The prothean seemed agitated at the uninvited guest, making him feel as if he was intruding on their privacy rather than using the communal kitchen.

...Maybe the salarian can just make his coffee later, yeah.

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What the alien crew was unaware of is that you've met the prothean ever since the first day on the ship. They unpromptly came into your room just as you finished unpacking.

It was a little awkward at first, making space for themselves at the end of your bed, almost cornering you against the headboard, their intense gaze focused on you, asking to touch you—explaining it's to read your emotions.

But hey, you came into an alien ship willingly; you knew what you were signing up to. What's a little alien weirdness if nothing out of the ordinary?

They visit you every day at night, not much of a talker but occasionally inquiring about your species progress. About the sports, the arts, and music. Asking about your interests, sitting beside you as they observe you play videogames or indulge in your bobbies.

Asking to listen to human music, curiously going through your personal items, attempting to read the history embedded within each one.

Getting you more and more used with their skinship until you're comfortable enough to sit on their lap, back leaning against their chest.

Subtly training you to seek their lap out of your volition by making it the most comfortable seat around. The way they enjoy feeling the texture of your hair, gently massaging your scalp, fingertips moving in small circular motions.

You've very quickly become their source of relief. The prothean picking you up from whatever you were doing—much like one would pick a cat in their arms—before taking you to their private quarters.

Venting to you about these "annoying primitves" who keep failing to meet their expectations. Petting your hair as you cuddle against them, half listening, half scrolling through your phone.

It's become a routine at this point. You've been going to sleep in their embrace more than your own bed as of lately.

Disregarding all the things you've read and heard about protheans being hostile and cold. Sure, they might have a slight superiority complex, but they way their eye colour hue shift when you pepper their face with kisses is the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.

They let you trace the markings on their skin, ones that looks like maps of galaxies and supernovas, you've voiced that thought to them and they seemed at a loss for words, downplaying how much it effected them yet you've noticed them admire their skin in the mirror afterwards, a thoughtful look in their eyes.

Enjoys listening to you talk, no matter the subject. It's like the sound of your voice alone puts them at ease, your laughter akin to music in their ears.

Finding it extremely adorable when you yawn or sneeze, even stretching your arms or body is enough to get their lip corners to curl upwards.

They like spending time with you through all of your emotional stages, be it positive or negative. With a simple touch, they're able to experience your entire day, cupping your face peering into your mind.

It's comforting in a way, knowing at least they fully understand. You don't have to use words or fear being judged, despite all of their long speeches about emotions being a weakness to the other aliens, not once did the prothean shame you for yours.

The prothean seems to know your body better than you at times, as if information about humans and which spots are the most sore/hardest for us to reach is common knowledge to their kind.

They're keen on befriending you, despite their grumpy attitude and seemingly harsh demnour. They literally melt once you hug their arm.

Your mere existence is endearing to them. You might not be aware of it, but ever since you've joined this crew, you've drastically imporved the quality of their life. Living on this ship away from their own kind, surrounded by primitive weaklings, became much more tolerable ever since you arrived.

One time, you swore you heard a slight clicking sound coming from them as your head laid against their chest, resembling purring in a way.

Blatantly playing favourites without shame. Letting you get away with occasions of being a lousy roommate while they treat it as treason if any of the other aline attempted to neglect their chores. Praising you for doing the bare minimum at times.

And to think their kind used to observe humans from mars all those millions of years ago, they themselves remember clearly following the progress of your species, the article that went viral amidst all ranks once humans finally discovered fire.

The prothean is really glad your species is still around, if nothing else, you don't seem to have changed much which is a delight. The one remnant of the past that helps soothe their worries away, that this universe wasn't robbed from all the beauty yet.

That at least one species didn't disappoint them... they held so much expectations for the asari, even the salarians somehow fell in comparison to their ancestors' legacy.

Yet you, humans, you managed to survive, to thrive in this world especially designed to kill you. Earth was a cradle, a utopia, it had one in a trillion chance of existence. Coddled by the rest of your plants, protected from everything and with the most diverse fauna and rich flora.

Not a single one of them thought you'd ever make it to mars, that's why they never bothered to cover their traces or hide the technology they left there.

You were beautiful creatures...to see you come into your own clever beings is a refreshing sight.

[simowis]

Memory shard

[aperture8]

Mass Effect - Legendary Edition

Prothean Site

[illusivesoul]

"You will be the voice of our people"

[nickyheart7]

Iʟᴏs - Prothean Ruins