#☆protheans

[sol-consort]

Just imagining a ship getting its first human join the team and before the first month is over the most searched on the net:

>Human courting rituals

>>What the hell is kissing???

>>>Human kissing safe for [Species]?

>Things humans take as compliments

>>how to flirt with humans

>>>Human baring teeth not aggression?

>>>>Human "Smile"

>>>>>how to tell if Human is flirting with you

>>>>>Humans comparing hand sizes courting ritual??

>Human Porn

>>Can humans and [Species] have sex safely?

>>>Human heat cycles all year long?

>>>>Human × [Species] porn

Or something 💦

Here's what I imagine each of their "educational" search history to be. Slight smut ahead? Mostly fluff.

Turians

The explanation behind the phenomenon of an entire species being absolutely annoying and impossibly alluring

Do humans find sharp teeth attractive

Why is the human skin so soft

Are humans soft inside

How does a human feel inside

Human/Turian porn

Can a turian safely preform oral on a human

Are humans okay with bites and scratches in bed

Top 5 kinks for human

Define being "rough in bed" (Our definition of rough is their definition of vanilla)

Ask Blueddit (Turian reddit?) "Do you guys also get turned on when your human friends are being frustrating? Is this normal? Why do I want to fuck them after each argument?

Human nests?

Human "beds"

Are humans aware of their own scent?

What does it mean when a human touches your waist

Define human "hugging"

Is hugging a mating ritual?

Human waist pictures

No seriously how are humans so soft?

How to kiss a human without injuring their lips

Is turian cum really toxic to humans?

Blue Talon healthcare Inc. Interspecies relationships, human edition pamphlet free copy

Can human ears hear Turian's purring frequency

Do humans enjoy purring

"Purring extends the human lifespan" Myth or fact?

What are cats?

Humans are brainwashed by a small predetor and they are okay with it?

Videos of earth cats

How to adopt a cat

Cat care package for first time owners discount deals

Ask Blueddit "Humans keep asking to come back to my home when I mention having a cat, has it really been that easy all along?"

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Asari

How do humans view asari

What traits do humans consider the most attractive in a partner

Are humans exclusively monogamous?

Prime locations to court a human

Nightclubs near me

Humans kissing

Humans kissing video

How to download a video online

Define milf

Humans are more attracted to people who already had kids?

Human preference for partners older than them

Human fur

Human "hair"

Different types of human hair

Is blue a natural hair colour in humans

Why do humans dye their hair

Do humans enjoy it when you play with their hair

What's a hairpulling kink

Humans are turned on by pain?

What are the humans opinions on using biotics in bed?

Is blue really the most common favourite colour for humans?

Blue sky - earth

A tourist's guide to visiting earth, when is the prime season?

Beach season?

Why do humans walk around in their underwear near the ocean?

Human swimsuits pictures

Sexy human bikinis

Asari bikinis?

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Krogans

Human heat cycle duration

Humans can breed all year long?

Define human "breeding kink"

what's a creampie

what's a pie

Why do humans calls sexual acts by food names

Actual real cream pies

Pi (misspelled)

Why do humans call a mathematical ratio by sexual acts terms

Pies

Pie flavours

What's the best pie to order

Human bakeries near me

Are human bones sturdy?

Human body can handle the weight of a krogan?

How deadly is a bone fracture to humans

Human-krogan sexual positions

Do humans enjoy getting picked up

Do humans enjoy sitting in other's laps

Define "manhandling"

Humans are turned on by strength?

Do humans find krogans attractive

How to court a human

Humans courting gift ideas

Earth roses

What are dates

How to ask a human out on a date

Poem inspirations

Do humans still consider being serenaded a romantic gesture?

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+ Bonus

Protheons (just Javik tbh)

What happened to the wolves humans were trying to befriend?

Dogs

Cute dog videos

Define "cute"

What do humans consider adorable

Are pathetic helpless things adorable?

Are humans aware of how adorable they look to the rest of the galaxy?

Why do humans interpret my flirting as insults?

How to convince the humans to touch them

Human intimacy and physical affection

Videos of humans cuddling

Are humans still obsessed with throwing round objects?

Define "sports"

Most popular human sports

Human sports lack of death?

Why are humans so fragile and primitive

If I throw a ball would a human attempt to catch it?

[simowis]

"Prothean Scientist"

With a Mask. Primitive's view of god.

[oonaluna-art]

Liara’s character development between Mass Effect 1 and 3.

As a history major, I’d probably be salty too.

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[My Ko-Fi] [RedBubble] [Patreon]  

[catsharky]

Did I say the last comic was 1 of 2 parts? Well it's now 1/3, because this thing is like mint and won't stop growing.

The next part isn't even the end, this was just all originally supposed to be one single post that I decided to split up so it didn't take an age to post. So yeah, next part will kind of be 3/3 except those numbers actually mean nothing lmfao.

Part 1 • Previous Part • Next Part

(also Vigil's room was the absolute worst to find reference images for oh my god)

[baggesa]

[lajadelmira]

✨Lucien✨

He is a big meanie ,he's definitely not afraid to be a jerk when he needs to be,always looking for attention and praise.

I love protheans soooo muuuch 😭💕 (WHY THEY DIDN'T LET ME ROMANCE JAVIK?!?!?!)

So i absolutely needed to make my own It's my burden to carry~ 😏

[gemsbokk]

javik, helpless🥰

Uni work kicking my ass so have this helpless prothy the prothean freshly out of the fridge

(The emotion wheel below)

[thornheartless]

Commander Shepard here with another unboxing video! This time we've got, uhhh-

[The camera pans over to a cryopod.]

A prothean.

[onedismay]

Drew a Javik. What if he glowed in the dark? What if the back of his head did a little swoosh like an asari? I am explaining this concept to you by motioning wildly with my hands even though the drawing is right there

[flame2ashes]

Honestly the idea of getting Liara after doing Virmire is so funny. Even funnier if it's the last of the main missions you do. Benezia's dead. You got the cipher from Shiala. You fought Saren once. You met Sovereign. At most, two of your squadmates are dead. You basically went through the entire game only to get Liara and for her to be like "I've studied Protheans for years but the mystery of why they disappeared still eludes me" Well alright who volunteers to recap the last 25 hours of the game to her

[wetsocksinbed]

welcome to Mass Effect, where no matter what happens, and who lives or dies, ultimately your choices and sacrifices don’t matter

we have:

• complete the mission you set out to do, destroy the reapers, but kill an entire civilisation of peaceful Geth and also one of your best friends in the process

• force everyone to become partially synthetic even though nobody wants that

• the Illusive Man wins and you follow through with his plan and become Reaper God. Admiral Anderson died for nothing

✨and then you die✨

but it’s okay because you get to meet a 50,000 year old genocidal maniac a Prothean

[sol-consort]

you know what I'm very curious about? How Mass Effect species view each other.

Like from our perspective—the humans—certian races look absolutely adorable, salarians and elcor for example. While turians are more cool looking, almost intimidating up close. And depending on who you are, the hanar are either the most cute pink things or the fish smell and slippery moist skin makes you uneasy.

But what about the other species? Who would appear cute in the eyes of the salarians? What about the volus? Who would the angaran want to turn into a marketable plushie the most?

Take the batarians, for example, to humana they look terrifying with their sharp teeth and large wide eyes, stuff out of nightmares. But to a turian? who already have sharp teeth? They might look adorable, even a little endearing.

Do elcor find humans cute just like how elephants on our planet tend to do? Do quarians get cuteness aggression (if they can even get that) near the volus because they look like mini versions of them?

I went with adorableness rather than attractiveness because otherwise the asari would win by a far margin. Although, based on Javik's comment about remembering how beautiful the quarians were in his cycle, protheans might be the only ones immune to the asari charms. Preferring quarians over them.

Or it could just be Javik.

[simowis]

Memory shard

[goblin-sovereign]

Just made this piece of shit

[bellamer]

Mass Effect Characters that I think are black coded or poc coded since this game has like 3 black characters in the entire series but one dies, one is meh and the other is the worst fucking character in the series who’s every negative black stereotype in the book

Jaal Ama Darav- Fucking obvious. Tbh most Anagara are black. Maybe all of them. Yeah all of them.

Almost all Asari. Like I can’t even choose one because every one I meet gives me black woman vibes, even Liara, especially with how they’re sexualized constantly . I think all Asari are black women ot just women of color (shut the fuck up don’t say ‘they’re blue of course they’re woman of color’ I will eat your soul) but I’m claiming Liara, Matriarch Benezia, PeeBee, Samara, Morinth and Aria mostly

Most if not all Krogan but I’m claiming Wrex, Drack, Eve, Kesh and Grunt as black. The others can be whatever

Vetra, Syd and Kandros are my only black turians

If I’m claiming Salarians I’m only claiming Kirrahe and Kallo because Kallo reminds me of my nerdy ass brother

All prothean’s are black because they remind me of the angara

Thane is black and since he’s like the only Drell I know besides his son he’s the only one I claim as black plus his son. Maybe that one drell Liara likes or whatever but I don’t remember his name and I don’t care to google it

As for the other races like the Volus, Batarians, Vorcha and Hanar they can be whatever. I feel like Quarians or some sort of European coded but then you have Reegar who sounds like fucking soldier from TF2 so idk I’m not touching it

Also don’t come for me with “Oh why are you headcanoning most of the krogan as black they’re aggressive that’s stereotyping” which like in the game all krogans are stereotyped as aggressive but you have those who aren’t like Kesh but she’s treated as such by Tann and others just because she’s Krogan even though she’s a scientist who wants to use her brains, Eve who’s physically restrained even when she’s the one in danger all because of the stereotype of all Krogan being violent when she prefers to use her brains and even criticizes other Krogan for their old archaic ways of thinking with violence, like they’re treated how black women are treated all day every day 24/7 365. I’ll headcanon them as black if I want to.

If you want to know why I claim most of these characters as black feel free to ask but so far this is my list. Also I might do a thing where I draw a human design for the characters I think are black.

And if you disagree with these let me know why. Even though I most likely won’t read it because nine times out of ten when someone objects to a non human character being head cannoned as black it’s for racist reasons so I genuinely don’t really care if you disagree

[katiemakena]

SIR. SIIIIIRR