#☆Lost Mail...☆

[littlestar-center]

I SEE THAT ANOTHER TRUTH ASK IS OPEN ..

WHATS THE CHILI INCIDENT ,,, U BETTER TELL ME ,,

if I’m late I’ll cry

(I see your eyes and I hear your cries)

(No I’m not skipping your ask solely because I’m a bitch if you want proof tell me)

(1/5)

[iliothermia]

Shop update

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[the-evermore-willow]

One of my favourite things about Lord Huron's music is how there's often a guy who straight up refuses to die/pass on because of how much he loves being alive. Implying that the laws of nature are helplesss in face of his love of this world. Maybe *you* have to die eventually, but he's built different. He ain't going nowhere, he likes it here!

I said we're all gonna die but I'll never believe it, I love this world and I don't wanna leave it. Said that death is a deal that you cannot refuse, but I love you, girl, and I don't wanna lose you. -The Man Who Lives Forever

I stared right into the endless void and I ain't going back if I got any choice. I know how to live, I don't know how to die and there ain't no thrills in the afterlife. So lift me up out of here, my friend, and I'll wander the night 'til the ages end. - Dead Man's Hand

Die if I must, let my bones turn to dust, I'm the lord of the lake and I don't want to leave it. All who sail off the coast evermore will remember the tale of the ghost on the shore. -Ghost On The Shore

What is life? Only visions. When I die, I'm coming right on back for you. -Hurricane (Johnnie's Song)

All of the joy I've known, the ways I've grown, the loves I've shown my heart to. I'm gonna get it together and live forever. -What Do It Mean

I just think it's such a wholesome sentiment and I love that for them.

[ohposhers]

my hobby is collecting fucked up bootleg sonic legos and drawing them cause i do not value my time

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

You: The Solver is still an active threat and is constantly trying to manipulate Uzi to its whims so it can regain its power and continue destroying the universe

Me, an intellectual: The Solver is Uzi's deadbeat slacker roommate who promised it was only gonna crash at her place until it found a job and keeps saying it's got "big things" planned for the future but all it's done for the last nine months is eat tortilla chips and watch Family Guy on the living room couch

[catboydan]

my very specific prediction for the upcoming AITA video: he'll open by explaining that last week on the gaming channel he had an 'AITA' moment himself [insert clips from the dan eye incident here]

then he'll lead into the vid by saying something like "and that inspired me to ask you all for your 'am I the hole' moments", and only then will he bring up that this time, he asked for specifically dating/love-related stories, leaving us to piece together that the intro is a dating/love related story via the maxim of relevance

[phregnancy]

we’re nearing the 10 year anniversary of this tweet

[leavesandbounds]

God, this server is slowly becoming obsessed with Joel

First Etho, now Iskall, this man has the rizz

[bloodbruise]

Rosestarkiller taking care of virgin james🤗

all the mutuals posting ab virgin james lately thank u for giving me the opportunity to speak on it 🤭

to me, a big part of james' personality is this easy self-assurance. he's always so unapologetic, unashamed to be honest about what he wants.

so he's not even embarrassed when he comes in his pants from just their hands on him. it's just so much. he feels high from it, can't believe what he's seeing, touching, feeling. there are kisses and palms running down his body, a flat chest under his own palm—three of them, actually. evan is licking into his mouth and barty is biting at his throat, he's groping reg's waist. it's the noises too—whimpers, sighs, and giddy laughs—all of it has him over the edge within minutes.

that drives them downright insane, barely holding themselves back from completely ruining james. but reg is gently stroking his bicep, asking, "what do you want to do, baby? we can stop if it's too much."

james shakes his head though, speaking so fast he's almost stuttering, "i can go again, fuck- please, just let me eat you out." he's so eager, almost moaning the words. so barty talks him through it while evan pulls at his pants, sucking off the sticky mess until he's hard again before reg rides him into the mattress.

[littlestar-center]

... S h o r t

He told me to leave. :(

Well, actually he said to leave his room unless he wants me to feel what “being ripped in half feels like.” So sorry about that.

(1/5..)

[hellafluff]

Yaaaay new pin for the bag! Been very eagerly waiting for her

Thanks @pangur-and-grim

[unsung-mangoes]

Not gonna post my whole costume but I’m damn proud of the tats

(We’re all going to ignore the fact that the flowers are backwards okay - I learned how to make homemade temporary tattoos for this shit and didn’t think about the orientation factor until they were on my hands)

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Hypno: Actually we should just wipe the entire Hermitcraft server, because this is unacceptable... Starting Hermitcraft Eleven today.

[the-forest-library]

My latest book mail:

An ARC of The Lost Alchemist by @sdvitale - really enjoyed The Lady Alchemist, so I’m excited to dig into this one. It comes out on July 12.

A surprise from @godzilla-reads - Peter S. Beagle’s I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons. Thanks, Ehryn!