#☆Lost Mail...☆

[littlestar-center]

CAMBINA do you have any photos?

(oh, that counts me too!)

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ughhh.. I want to thank my friend Odin / @homelesstransroachguy for the designs for Stamps and Connor. They’ve been so passionate about this blog even since the “removal” of Clover. I love you so so so much Odin!! :D

There’s some lore coming soon because I’m exploding!!! You WILL listen to me!!!

[phantomrose96]

Making this a random PSA since I’d never heard about this until I encountered it:

When you close on a house, you will receive scare-mail from scammers that use a lot of alarming language and look like they’re from your bank. These are scams.

Mortgage information is public information. So these scammers will have access to your name, your address, and the name of the bank your mortgage is with.

They love to send vague letters that explain nothing but make it SOUND like you’re in trouble if you don’t call them

And if you they can’t win you over with scare tactics, they’ve attached a not-a-check to maybe make you think they’ll give you money.

I blurred out my personal info but actually I WILL include the phone number, in the hopes that people who receive a letter like this and Google the number might see this info. Scam number is 1 800 916 8689

So if you see this kind of letter, or your parents, or grandparents, or loved ones, it’s a scam.

I told Patches she can eat it

[iliothermia]

Shop update

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

You: The Solver is still an active threat and is constantly trying to manipulate Uzi to its whims so it can regain its power and continue destroying the universe

Me, an intellectual: The Solver is Uzi's deadbeat slacker roommate who promised it was only gonna crash at her place until it found a job and keeps saying it's got "big things" planned for the future but all it's done for the last nine months is eat tortilla chips and watch Family Guy on the living room couch

[ohposhers]

my hobby is collecting fucked up bootleg sonic legos and drawing them cause i do not value my time

[catboydan]

my very specific prediction for the upcoming AITA video: he'll open by explaining that last week on the gaming channel he had an 'AITA' moment himself [insert clips from the dan eye incident here]

then he'll lead into the vid by saying something like "and that inspired me to ask you all for your 'am I the hole' moments", and only then will he bring up that this time, he asked for specifically dating/love-related stories, leaving us to piece together that the intro is a dating/love related story via the maxim of relevance

[ccmatta]

DESPAIR

[phregnancy]

we’re nearing the 10 year anniversary of this tweet

[bloodbruise]

Rosestarkiller taking care of virgin james🤗

all the mutuals posting ab virgin james lately thank u for giving me the opportunity to speak on it 🤭

to me, a big part of james' personality is this easy self-assurance. he's always so unapologetic, unashamed to be honest about what he wants.

so he's not even embarrassed when he comes in his pants from just their hands on him. it's just so much. he feels high from it, can't believe what he's seeing, touching, feeling. there are kisses and palms running down his body, a flat chest under his own palm—three of them, actually. evan is licking into his mouth and barty is biting at his throat, he's groping reg's waist. it's the noises too—whimpers, sighs, and giddy laughs—all of it has him over the edge within minutes.

that drives them downright insane, barely holding themselves back from completely ruining james. but reg is gently stroking his bicep, asking, "what do you want to do, baby? we can stop if it's too much."

james shakes his head though, speaking so fast he's almost stuttering, "i can go again, fuck- please, just let me eat you out." he's so eager, almost moaning the words. so barty talks him through it while evan pulls at his pants, sucking off the sticky mess until he's hard again before reg rides him into the mattress.

[littlestar-center]

I SEE THAT ANOTHER TRUTH ASK IS OPEN ..

WHATS THE CHILI INCIDENT ,,, U BETTER TELL ME ,,

if I’m late I’ll cry

(I see your eyes and I hear your cries)

(No I’m not skipping your ask solely because I’m a bitch if you want proof tell me)

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[leavesandbounds]

God, this server is slowly becoming obsessed with Joel

First Etho, now Iskall, this man has the rizz

[hellafluff]

Yaaaay new pin for the bag! Been very eagerly waiting for her

Thanks @pangur-and-grim

[unsung-mangoes]

Not gonna post my whole costume but I’m damn proud of the tats

(We’re all going to ignore the fact that the flowers are backwards okay - I learned how to make homemade temporary tattoos for this shit and didn’t think about the orientation factor until they were on my hands)

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Hypno: Actually we should just wipe the entire Hermitcraft server, because this is unacceptable... Starting Hermitcraft Eleven today.