#◜jade harley: headcanon.◞

[im-a-leo]

broke: Jake English would have that alarm clock that when the alarm goes off, a target board will come up and you have a little laser gun. if you shoot the target, the alarm would go off.

woke: Jake has that same alarm, but he uses an actual pistol to shoot it. Jade created it and they’ve installed extra target boards, so it will automatically reset for the next morning.

bespoke: Jade and Jake have installed a system where every morning, a target board will descend from a randomly chosen point in their respective rooms/outside the window. the target board will sound out a blaring alarm until they’ve hit the bullseye. they’ve both gotten very good at shooting the targets with their eyes closed and promptly falling back asleep. it only works about 50% of the time, so they keep setting more alarms. they keep forgetting to tell visitors about this.

[brightestlulu]

my headcanons for the humans!

in order of height they are jade, jake, roxy, john-jane, dave-rose, dirk

a few notable features-

-dave has a swirl like roxy

-dirk burns easily but has tans on his shoulders from the burns that are mostly permanent,

-janes hair mimics her symbol

-jade has white hair streaks from her dogtier

-the beta kids wear bracelets for the others in their group (daves are under his sleeve)

-dirk doesnt bind

-jade has colourful socks!

and i think the rest is sorta self explanatory :D

[panmostuck]

some homestuck sketches at varying levels of messiness. horseleather ranger design is originally by aoalmostdaily on twitter!

[miaukark]

transgenderism

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

VRISKA: You ever had a racist experience 8ut it was funny tho?

ARADIA: campus p0lice caught my asian ass stealing chairs fr0m the starbucks and i said "we need these f0r the math meet" and they just let me g0 and i finally had chairs f0r my balc0ny 0u0

JADE: im kanaka maoli (native hawaiian) and in high school i was put in some kind of group for native kids?? it was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. we all took advantage of this regularly :)

ARADIA: the implicati0n she th0ught y0u were like f0rest fairies that had t0 peri0dically c0nnect with nature t0 regain y0ur strength is the m0st... racist but als0 kinda funny thing ive ever heard???

DAVE: ok wait ive got one so i wouldnt call this racism but my white ass grew up in a vastly predominantly hispanic area and one time in high school one of my classmates stuck a cold can of coke to the back of my neck and i was so tired from lack of sleep that i didnt flinch or acknowledge it

DAVE: and in a perfect impression of steve irwin he said "tHERE ARE SUBTLE DIFFERENCES IN THE SOUR CREAM FOLK, aMAZINGLY THEY SEEM TO HAVE NO CONCEPT OF COLD, tHIS ADAPTATION COMES AT THE COST OF BURSTING INTO FLAMES WHEN THEY SEE THE SUN, sAD,"

VRISKA: LMFAO????????

[champbotter]

Homestuck master post of alllll the art I haven’t deleted yet x3

[lps468]

kid hcs + june

[littlevictorianghost]

More old homestuck art, some kid headcanons !!

[yaoisquidbob]

[zan0tix]

The person who made the original ask for my headcanons deactivated but i made this shitty headcanon sheet not too long ago and figured id post them anyways :P no trolls cause er idk its not really interesting to me

Dave strider is such a girl to me 💕 ive said my piece. But all of these are more nuanced in my mind palace for each of them and i have things from canon backing up my ideas👍 MAYBE ILL WRITE ABT THEM ANOTHER TIME

I think the way hussie wrote about gender and they themselves figuring out their own queerness and opening up more to being queer Whilst writing homestuck (which is basically All character dialogue and character moments) aspects of their identity bled into a lot of the characters just because yknow when youre pouring your psyche out into this huge piece of literature thats bound to happen and i think its a really interesting point of analysis with how gender was written in homestuck (insane)

[sadevergreen]

pt 1/? of my ideas for the characters post canon. they deserved better !!!!!!

PART 2

[hal9000fanboy]

yiffany has always been nonverbal, but her favorite place is the ocean. you can tell by how excited she looks

[muwwwsky]

homestuck beta kids & trolls height headcanons!!!

I just think that trolls grow faster and bigger than humans

YES, I MADE DAVE THE SHORTEST. FIGHT ME GRRRRRRRRRR /silly

[irradiatedpathogen]

[miaukark]

less than 10 minutes later

[2r4d1k4l]

HEADCANON HOMESTUCK HEIGHTS PT 2 !?

i like imagining dave is short as hell ngl, idk why