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[unknown-mustelid]

Had to do it >:)

[boxofshadows]

Assigning bnha characters Hozier songs pt 1

In which I, your host, shadow, shuffle Hozier music and assign bnha characters to the songs. Songs in this edition: Francesca, Work Song, and From Eden. Characters included are: Eraserhead, Dabi, Compress, Izuku Midoriya, Ms. Joke, Toga Himiko, and Tomura Shigaraki.

Wave dividers by the wonderful @cafekitsune!

Francesca

Do you think I'd give up // That this might've shook the love from me // Or that I was on the brink? // How could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily? // Now that it's done // There's not one thing that I would change // My life was a storm, since I was born // How could I fear any hurricane?

If someone asked me at the end

I'll tell them put me back in it // Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah // If I could hold you for a minute // Darling, I'd go through it again, ah, ah // I would still be surprised I could find you, darling // In any life // If I could hold you for a minute // Darling, I would do it again, ah, ah

Eraserhead for sure, this one's tricky because it fits a lot of the heroes since they're such devoted people. I think villain wise this is definitely either Dabi or Compress. They're very headstrong, I think that no matter what if they fell for someone, they fall for life. Through hell or high water, yk?

Boys, workin' on empty // Is that the kinda way to face the burning heat? // I just think about my baby // I'm so full of love I could barely eat // There's nothing sweeter than my baby // I'd never want once from the cherry tree // 'Cause my baby's sweet as can be // She give me toothaches just from kissin' me

Work song

When my time comes around // Lay me gently in the cold, dark earth // No grave can hold my body down // I'll crawl home to her

Boys, when my baby found me // I was three days on a drunken sin // I woke with her walls around me // Nothin' in her room but an empty crib // And I was burnin' up a fever // I didn't care much how long I lived // But I swear I thought I dreamed her // She never asked me once about the wrong I did

Izuku. This song is so Izuku. This is also very Ms. Joke. Villain wise I'm thinking Toga. Especially the bit about (whoever) loving with no condition and with no care as to their love's past. All three of them haven't had it particularly easy (shhhhhh I'm headcanonning my wife Emi leave me alone) and I think it'd make them very devoted people. Especially in love. It's canon for toga, and borderline canon for Izuku.

Babe // There's something tragic about you // Something so magic about you // Don't you agree? // Babe // There's something lonesome about you // Something so wholesome about you // Get closer to me // No tired sighs, no rolling eyes, no irony // No 'who cares', no vacant stares, no time for me // Honey, you're familiar like my mirror years ago // Idealism sits in prison, chivalry fell on its sword // Innocence died screaming, honey, ask me I should know // I slithered here from Eden just to sit outside your door

From eden

Honestly I'm thinking Shigaraki. This song is about idolizing someone from a distance, and I can see Shigaraki definitely idolizing or even following the object of his affection just because they were kind to him or something. This is *his* song for sure. Maybe I'll write a stalkerish!shigaraki fic in the future if the people want it 👀

[ofgravitation-moved]

                   emi fukukado: the smile hero, miss joke!

** since we have barely any knowledge of emi in canon, she will be very headcanon based. below is what i envision as her past / childhood! credits for help with this go to guiltscorched​ / kit! as it ties in with their aizawa also! subject to change with the manga! but let’s be real, it won’t. **

quirk: outburst. / further information here. ( her wiki is so empty, omg. )

history: emi’s family are a group of entertainers. they run a small party business and her father uses his outburst quirk to have birthday parties for children, office parties, you get the idea. her mother’s quirk just is a small amount of enhanced strength when angered. 

as a young child she grew up in the prefecture near ketsubutsu high. while she loved attending parties with her family, she always aspired to do more with her quirk. and when the time came for high school, emi applied to several different schools, but when she was accepted into ua-- she knew where she was going.

after taking the entrance exam, she was placed into class 1-A, however, as her classes first year progressed, her teachers made an evaluation at mid term: they deemed her unfit to stay in the class due to her grades and her quirk capabilities. emi was placed then into class 1-B-- in the last seat, before the winter break. 

on the train home that year for the holidays, emi didn’t know which was worse: giving the news to her parents, or the fact that she was the only one that knew of the news? it wasn’t a happy holiday. despite her parents encouragement, emi spent her break heartbroken and down trodden. finally, sick of being upset by a decision that was out of her control, she made the best of it: and started to train. she went to the gym each day, ran a mile or two after dinner. when she came back to ua, she wanted the teachers to know they’d made a mistake. 

during the second half of the semester, emi ignored the whispers of her classmates, and mostly kept to herself. she kept training, and sure, she had a few friends she’d talk and hangout with-- but, proving herself was her priority. in her second year, she made a big impression on her first day. she’d trained all break, and gotten a lot stronger, not just physically, either. she’d worked with a therapist who taught her effective measures to use her quirk in tense situations to gain the most momentum with it. 

third year she still maintained a ranking in class 1-B, but she’d blossomed in her years at ua. she was doing internships with heroes and starting to make a name for herself as miss joke. & more than ever, she’d had her eyes set on an old friend when at graduation she learned they were to be sidekicks at the same agency. 

during her time as a student, emi struggled a lot with social acceptance. her quirk wasn’t meant for combat-- and the amount of times she’d heard that from her teachers, it was nearly ingrained into her skull. but she didn’t let their words dissuade her from her dream. she did what was necessary to change their outlook, and they eyes of her peers. socially, with the switching of classes, teenagers would be teenagers. and emi didn’t have many she was close with. the same continued for her into adulthood. 

despite what her quirk could tell you about her, she’s been a very private person for a lot of her life. her quirk allows her enough of a loud presence as miss joke that emi can at times, hide behind it. she’s been alone a lot of her life and leads more of a private life, which is fine, but it makes her dive more into her work. but she does crave the attention of one person who’s always seemed to be the one constant thing in her life: shouta aizawa.

during their time together at the agency they’d both been placed at as sidekicks, emi got to know aizawa all over again. she’s realized over the years that her feelings for him, if anything, had only gotten stronger. odds kept them apart in highschool, and how emi wishes they hadn’t. as all things, aizawa was quick to move onto the next agency-- and just like that, she was alone again. this time, she made sure not to lose touch. while they kept in contact, emi continued her work at the agency, and a few years later, when a teaching position at ketsubutsu opened, she applied-- never looking back. .. maybe it was time for a fresh start? maybe it was time to move on. 

she didn't date, and if she did-- it never lasted. she just continued her hero work, and making lesson plans for her students. just life she put her all into her training, she puts her all into teaching with her class, now. and in her class, there are no transfers allowed. 

occasionally she will sub at ua if someone is out sick or on a longer mission, so she can be seen around campus a lot. or she just drops be to see old friends, perhaps one in particular more so than others.

** emi is not ship exclusive with aizawa’s, but considering her canon is largely based around him, i feel as though he needs to be included! however!! kit’s (guiltscorched ) aizawa is one of her mains! **

[ofluminance-a]

about emi's quirk:

Outburst: Emi's Quirk forces her targets to burst out into uncontrollable laughter. This laughter impairs opponents' cognitive abilities, allowing Ms. Joke to take them down.

about her support item:

Laugh Mask: Ms. Joke wears a grey mask with happy face symbols on her cheeks. This allows her Quirk to be neutralized in a public setting.

it occurred to me yesterday that throughout a majority of her younger years, part of the main reason emi has not been able to hold steady relationships with others was due mostly to her quirk.

not everyone wants to be around someone who laughs with each sentence. as she's gotten older, i believe that she's learned to better control the giggles, unless she's really rather happy. but her laugh mask, is her savior. she tends to wear it a lot when she's teaching or making public appearances. it's almost always dangling around her neck. even in close proximity to her mouth, it helps her calm down. after all who wants to wear a mask all the time?

[whorunthewcrld]

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[osakigitsune]

Requests Open

Just wanted to say that I am more than willing to write any Eraserjoke requested content. If any of you have suggestions, you can message me and I’ll tag you in it. Or you can put in an ask and I’ll write it that way.  Depending on the request, I’ll write something short or maybe longer.  Along with the Eraserjoke content, I may accept other ships. I do like Midjoke/Jokenight, but it would be brief encounters unlike Eraserjoke with them getting married and having kids.  Emi in my opinion is bisexual and Shota demisexual. Remember, this is my opinion. If needed, we can discuss the little details or the direction of the fic. 

[lizzisgeek]

Ms. Joke's catchphrase just have to be "Am I a JoKe To YoU??" said in the most serious way possible

[k-msjoke]

Joy [drabble]

If you want me to write something else about this, please let me know! Sorry, it took so long too!It was Fukukado's goal to bring joy factor in her classroom throughout the day. Even if they were having a rough day, she as determined to do anything that she could to give them that.

Every day, she reminds her kids that it's a new day, which means it is a fresh start. Yes, they will have to look to their past to grow, but she continually stays optimistic throughout the day. Unless if she needs to discipline her students, which does happen a few times throughout the year. This is how she shows her love to her students. Otherwise, she wouldn't give the slightest care in what they did.

Their happiness is essential; She will do whatever she needs to to make sure that they mentally well and motivated. There is always a second chance given to her students, allowing them to embrace their mistakes. How would they learn otherwise? They wouldn't! It ensures that they're learning a skill, concept, or self-discipline.

No matter what, there is always time for fun in her classroom! That's the atmosphere she strives for daily.

[sourbkg]

CN you write Ms Joke x male reader?

———i had no idea if you wanted a headcannon or scenario so i did headcannons of dating. also reader is more gender neutral than just m!———

Fukukado Emi x gn!reader

⇝ Being with Fukukado Emi aka Ms. Joke is a trip

⇝ honestly?? any arguments end in the two of you laughing

⇝ you can honestly never stay mad at each other long regardless.

⇝ even when she isn’t using her quirk, there’s always plenty of smiles to go around

⇝ when you first met, she quite literally rammed into you, chasing down a petty theif

⇝ “pretty cute” you heard her mumble before jumping up to catch the villain

⇝ you stayed on the ground for a good five minutes before realizing you got hit on

⇝ the pun was greater than the pain

⇝ you managed to run into her again, this time not literally, when she happened to go to the same coffee shop as you

⇝ “you’re the cutie i ran into!”

⇝ you both sat in a booth together and just talked about random stuff

⇝ “i think i’d run into you again if it means i can get your number?” she’d sent you a wink

⇝ flustered™️

⇝ somehow manage to give her your digits without making a complete fool of yourself

⇝ it’s all downhill from there

⇝ date after date with this dork omg

⇝ she honestly loves quiet walks in the park ???? her work is so loud most times catching villains and teaching teenagers and silence is so nice sometimes

⇝ but don’t think she won’t have you screaming with laughter within the next second if she gets too bored

⇝ a true 11/10 i love her

[olivenight17]

Hi! How are you doing? I'd like to request a MHA matchup if that's alright (a relationship partner and an unofficial parental figure, or just the significant other if you want!). I'm 167 cm ), the same age range as the students, and a female. I've got ADHD, anxiety, severe depression, and bpd. I kinda bottle my issues/ negative emotions and keep up a mask of bubbly joy (the stuff just nags at the back of my brain). I'm in choir, I cosplay, write, draw, and I'm overall artistic. (1/?)

My zodiac sign is Ares. I like to describe my style as “I would be super punk rock/goth/emo but my mom won’t buy me the super awesome clothes so I’ll made do with what I have.”. I love punk music and rock music. On my bad days it’s really hard for me to get out of bed, I’ll often go nonverbal, I get insomnia, and just kinda stare off into space (it can take days for me to climb out of these holes). I have issues with my family and due to that I crave affection from others. (2/?)

I love stuffed animals and have like 23, have a habit of building ‘nests’, and I’m a bit of a goblin when it comes to shiny things and bones (I collect them!). Anyways, thank you so much and have a great day! (3/3)

Let me tell you hon, we’re almost cut from the same cloth, I relate so hard to you. I really hope you get to take on that full punk rock look eventually, I’ll be cheering for you!

Alright, parentally wise, I basically effective immediately knew who would be best for you and I give you, our lovely Emi Fukukado!

- This lady, let me tell you, is about to be all over you parentally.

- Her whole job basically consists of making people laugh, so she can tell when someone’s smiling face is real or fake.

- She sees right through that happy mask and immediately her heart says “No, this won’t do. The child needs to be happy.”

- From that point onwards, it has become her mission to have you smile a real smile at least once a day.

- She may seem ditzy and not good for parenting, but she is a teacher after all, she knows how to take care of kids.

- Becomes your #1 supporter, doing extensive research on all of your mental illnesses. She would never want to do anything to unintentionally harm you in any way and knowing is always half the battle.

- Is very just, kind towards you, understanding that this is hard to get through but she’s very patient and will never raise her voice at you.

- Wants to limit how much you’re bottling your emotions, so she tries to get you to talk about your day every time you come home from school. She makes it clear that you’re allowed to come to her for anything. She wants to know how you’re feeling because it best helps her.

- The nonverbal side is a little daunting for her at first. Only because she can’t help if she doesn’t know what’s happening. If it’s just a no verbal speech, she might ask you to shake or nod your head to her questions. But if it’s like no communication period, she’ll let you stay in bed, make sure you have your stuffed animals with you and just stay with you until you’re ready to talk. And, if you’re comfortable with it, she’ll hug you too.

- The good thing about Emi is that she’ll give you affection all of the time.

- She supports all of your hobbies, helping you to find the right wig or costume, good art supplies, listens to your singing. And have no fear, if you weren’t able to go full on punk before, you will now. Just because Emi doesn’t wear that herself, doesn’t mean she will not spoil you rotten and practically fill your wardrobe with leather jackets and dark clothing.

- Not to mention, she just loves your stuffed animals, and it only serves to love you as her daughter more.

- It takes her a while to adjust to the whole nesting thing and especially when some shiny things in the house go missing, but now she knows where to look if she needs said shiny things. And if she sees any shiny things while out on the job, she brings them home for you.

- Overall, she’s 10/10 supportive mom who will love you no matter what, support you, and always up to make you laugh and smile.

Now for your romantic partner, have none other than sunshine boi Mirio!

- The human representation of the sun is here to love you at all times and make sure you know it!

- 10/10 thinks you’re the most adorable person he’s ever laid eyes on.

- So, like any good extrovert, he roped you into friendship!

- Really loves to hang out with you and, like Emi, loves your stuffed animals. He thinks it’s super cute.

- In fact, the first date he took you on was at a carnival and it was purely just to get you more stuffed animals.

- Always brings you small little punk presents, whether it’s a cd from your favorite band, or an extra choker for you, he is all on board with that style and thinks it looks really good on you!

- Though, he won’t be too pushy with you. He is friends with Tamaki after all so at least with anxiety and self doubt, he’s all good on how to handle.

- With some of the other things, such as the bpd, ADHD and depression, he might need some help with. So, he’ll ask you about it, trying to get what works for you and what doesn’t, any signs he needs to look out for.

- Always has you eating lunch with him to make sure you eat, if you get hungry because you missed breakfast, he’s got a few snacks on hand for you. On top of that, he sends little reminders to eat dinner when you’re both at home.

- Rest assured, Mirio is on the lookout and making sure you’re taking care of yourself and he’s gonna try his hardest not to let you fall too hard.

- If at any time you go nonverbal with him, he understands. He’ll still be talking to you, but he’ll make it clear that you don’t have to answer him. Lol believe me, he’s got enough socialization to talk for the both of you.

- Super hyped for all of your hobbies. He wants to read all of your writings, he’ll go see all of the performances your choir makes, see your drawings, and he’ll love all of your cosplays. In fact, if you take that cosplay to a con, he might even dress up to cosplay with you.

- Need affection you say? Oh honey, it’s practically done and done. He has so much affection and love for you, just say the word and he will unleash it all upon you in words of affirmation and a lot of hugs and kisses.

- Overall, your relationship is filled with a lot of encouragement, love and support, you two look out for each other.

I hope you enjoyed!

[romastache]

Ms. Joke (Emi Fukukado) Headcanons pt. 2

Will do just about anything for the sake of a good joke

ie. She'll spend six hours waiting in a closet to scare someone (Aizawa)

She's constantly trying to get the drop on him in order to use her quirk and make him laugh. She hasn't been successful yet

She has an endless amount of patience, will do quite a bit of research, and put in a lot of effort

An extrovert and social butterfly, Emi is the pro that knows all the other pros down to the most obscure heroes

Wash was one of her former co-stars on Whose Quirk Is It Anyway? She swears they're the funniest person she's ever met

She's not the best at names, so her go-to way to address her fellow heroes is to add a y to their hero name (ie. Nighty = Nighteye, Gummy = Fat Gum)

She's pretty fit and has a pretty regular exercise routine that notably focuses on upper body strength. She throws a pretty mean punch

She owns a red-eared slider turtle named Mishell

After she named him Emi found out Mishell was actually a boy, but she found it so funny she kept it. She talks to him quite a bit

She's very observant. She has to be, in order to make proper jokes, but she also uses the information she gets to be surprisingly thoughtful. 

She's always the first to send people a happy birthday text when the clock hits midnight, and tends to give personal (punny) gift

Every year she sneaks (with Nezu's help/permission) into UA the night before to leave Aizawa's birthday gift on his desk for him to find in the morning. It's always some sort of cat related object and a homemade birthday card with a cat pun.

She visits hospitals regularly, telling jokes and using her quirk to make the patients laugh

She really does love Aizawa

As with most things in Emi’s life, it started off with a joke. Her first marriage joke took Aizawa so off guard she couldn’t help but bring it back again and again, enjoying his reactions. Eventually, she started looking forward to the day he’d say yes

She never really expected anything to come from her crush, too out of her element and afraid of his reaction to admit she ever meant it. So, she hid behind her jokes and played it for laughs

Should she actually get rejected (which she would only accept when Aizawa officially got into a relationship with someone else), it stings but it doesn’t take Emi very long to move on. She takes it with good humor and is supportive of the relationship  

She’s pretty good friends with Mic

After being introduced to each other through Aizawa, they hit it off really well. She considers him a close friend  

She thinks he’s hilarious and appreciates their shared love for jokes and wordplay

[sadcatclub]

ms joke doesnt actually want to marry aizawa, shes just making fun of him. they did meet while they were pros and worked together sometimes and aizawa thought he picked up on signals from her and asked her on a date. turns out they're both extremely gay and not at all compatible. since then ms joke always fucks with aizawa for asking her out saying they should get married when actually theyre just mlm wlw solidarity goals

[hizashiiis]

Pro Heroes + Stealing Their Clothes

Ok wow I’ve been gone for like two months. But I made u some content. Here is something no one asked for, and only one point five people will read. 

Characters: Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic), Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead), Toshinori Yagi (All Might), Emi Fukukado (Ms. Joke), and Keigo Takami (Hawks)

Word Count: About 600 per person

Warnings: None as far as I’m aware. In Toshi’s it mentions that the shirt is huge on reader. But that’s bc it’s an All Might shirt and that man is canonically like seven feet tall even when he’s not muscle boy. Hmm. Besides that I think we good! Reader is referred to with gender neutral (they/them) pronouns. 

Genre: Fluff

Hizashi Yamada

- This bitch. I just know he actively encourages this. 

- He thinks he’s being subtle, he really does. 

- But when he bounces into the room holding an armful of his various jackets, ranging from leather to denim, fuzzy to hoodies, you can’t help but think he almost definitely wants something. 

- The something is for you to wear his clothes. 

- He finally succeeds in his mission (affectionately dubbed in his mind as “Mission Impossible: Y/N In a Present Mic Hoodie) one day while he’s teaching. 

- He had left his favorite hoodie, one he only really wore at home, yet usually took with him to work, on the couch, balled up from where he’d been cuddling with it (more on that particular subject in a later hc)

- This was, of course, the perfect opportunity. 

Hizashi’s comfort item smelled just like he did. It was the melody of rain, or perhaps the taste of fresh kimchi. It was loud in a comforting way. Quite reminiscent of the energetic man you had come to love dearly. 

You slipped the fabric over your shoulders, letting the feeling of it settle against you. A small sigh escaped you at the warmth of it. Even though it had been left on the cushion a few hours ago, it felt like it had been pulled straight from the dryer. 

Laying down against the uncomfortable decorative pillows on the couch, you felt your senses dim. You were entranced by the sweater, and you let it invade your mind. Images of Hizashi wearing the sweater on various dates and excursions danced around your closed eyelids. You felt yourself falling into a pleasant sleep. Not a full sleep, but a gentle doze, much like one might have by putting their head on their desk after they finish a standardized exam. The quiet lull of the room around you, the memories of your lover, the comfort of the sweater; they all worked to pull you into a dreamlike state. 

Hours passed unnoticed, and before long, you were aware in the back of your mind of the door to your home opening and closing. Energetic footsteps moved in the general direction of the living room, stopping a few times in other rooms. Methodical, like a hero should be. 

Hizashi finally got to the room you were in. He was going to call out to you, to say a silly greeting like he usually did. But before he could, he saw your sleeping shape curled up on the couch. Wearing his favorite hoodie. Of all the jackets and things he’d offered (including his socks on one occasion) he’d never thought to let you wear this one. But here you were, lying in it. And he swore he’d never seen a more perfect sight. 

He walked carefully over to you, his breathing purposefully gentle so as not to wake you. Coming to the couch, he sat as delicately as a 6’1” behemoth of a man can, especially when the man in question is a DJ who bases his entire public identity on being loud as hell. All this to say, he immediately roused you from the depths of your peaceful slumber. 

You weren’t particularly bothered. You smiled at him softly, placing a soft hand on top of his own, which was currently resting awkwardly next to you. 

“Hi, ‘Zashi. I think I heard you come in…” Your voice was heavy with sleep, and he felt a little bad for waking you. Or, he would have felt bad, had you not sounded absolutely adorable with your brain foggy like that. 

“Hi, angel. Nice sweater you’ve got there.” He grinned while he said the last part, gesturing to his clothing zipped around you. You giggled, snuggling back into the couch and attempting to pull him with you. He followed happily, sighing as he settled against your side. 

“Yeah,” you said. “It belongs to my favorite person.”

Shouta Aizawa

- So fun fact! Shouta is quite conflicted about you wearing his things

- On the one hand, cute partner wear him clothes!! Cute partner v cute!!!!

- On the other hand, pls don’t fuck with his stuff.

- To combat this constant mental dissonance, he has a box of Designated Stealable Items

- Anything you can find in the box is free to steal and wear. 

- He often puts things in the box as an experiment, like “well, maybe it’s okay if they wear my favorite black sweater” but then takes them out after a few days because he doesn’t actually like that.

- But some things are permanent box items. These are items that he wears frequently enough that they retain his scent and general feel, but also you wear them often too. 

- Also sometimes, he stops wearing a particular thing, just because he thinks you look way better in it, so it leaves the box and migrates to your closet. 

- His favorite to see you in is a fuzzy black hoodie with cat ears on it that someone (probably Joke or Zashi) bought him as a joke. He never wears it outside the house, but he wears it on movie nights with you. And you wear it the entire rest of the time. 

“Hey kitty-cat. What’cha doing?” He doesn’t look up when he hears you come in to the little office you guys put your computers in. He simply stretches his arm out and pats his thigh. You take this to mean “hey come here and sit on my lap please,” so you go do just that. 

Curling an arm around your waist, he feels the soft material of the cat hoodie. He hums and smiles a small bit, finally looking up at you on his lap, eagerly awaiting your response to his question. 

“Not much, love, just missed you. Still grading?” You ask, shifting a bit to sit more comfortably in his lap, running a hand through his hair. He nods, lifting the bundle of papers in his hand. 

“I think if these kids cared any less about writing papers, they would just not come to class. For wanting to be professional heroes, they resist learning criminal law like the plague.” You laugh a bit, looking down at the papers in question. True to his word, it appears that under the question “What should a hero do when faced with a criminal committing petty theft?” Bakugou has written “Just kill them, obviously.” You point at the response with a single raised brow, looking to your lover with suspicion. 

“Is he serious?”

Much to your disappointment, Shouta nods with a sigh. “He tends to say this on every question that asks what to do with a criminal. Moving on though, let’s talk about you. You look nice. I like your sweater.”

“Do you now? Thank you. It’s actually my partner’s. I’ll tell him you like it.” You smile down to him, watching the way he rolls his eyes, a fond smile playing at his lips. 

“You should tell him I think his partner is hot and I’m gonna steal them from him.” He grasps your waist more firmly, pulling you closer into his chest. You go easily, cuddling into this sudden display of affection. While not uncommon, each of Shouta’s advancements come with a bit of anxiety on his part. You do your best to alleviate this by reciprocating with at least twice the attention he’s given you. He seems to appreciate this, as he’s now fully set aside his work, choosing instead to lift you up and carry you into the living room, setting you down in front of the television set. 

You look at him rushing about the apartment, head tilted slightly in an indication of your confusion. “Sho? What, uh.. What’re you doin there bud?”

He stops in front of you, various items nearly spilling out of his abnormally large hands. “That’s the movie night hoodie. So it’s movie time now.” He says this as if it should be perfectly expected, finally plopping his collection of things down on the end of the couch, followed by himself directly next to you. “Ok quick…”

“Yes?” You inquire, still looking at him incredulously. 

“What movie do you wanna watch?” He says this in the exact monotone he uses in front of his class, but the gleam of excitement in his eye says that he might be a bit more interested in this than he’s letting on.

You pretend to contemplate for exactly three seconds before saying what you always say, “The entire Pixar filmography, in chronological order that fits in accordance with the Pixar theory.” 

He pretends to hate your suggestion for exactly five seconds before grinning widely, winking at you, and turning on the television to show it already connected to Disney+. 

Toshinori Yagi

- So it’s kinda hard to wear most of his clothes, purely because they’re designed to be able to fit both civilian and hero Toshi. In other words, they look baggy on a tiny person and uncomfortably tight on a larger person. 

- No matter one’s body weight/fat distribution, you will look like banana encrusted garbage in anything he owns. 

- So if you’re going to wear his shirts, you do so at night. You can wear the All Might form shirts as night clothes. No matter your size, they will hang off your body like a nightdress because he’s fuckin huge in that form. 

- He finds this adorable. He’s already prone to nosebleeds, but when you show up wearing his shirt, wrapped in a blanket, begging him to stop working and go to sleep already, his nose just… flood. 

- You stopped finding that gross like two weeks into your relationship, so you kinda think that’s cute now. 

- Anyway. He loves you in his clothes, but he loves even more sleeping next to you when you’re in them. 

- Cuddling next to you while you’re drowning in soft fabric feels like a combination of an extra blanket and a large, human-sized plushie that is warm. 

“Toshi.” He tenses up, hearing your ‘why tf are you working at eleven pm’ voice. He turns around in his chair slowly, meeting your gaze for just about half a second before his eyes snap down to the enormous shirt engulfing you. It was bright yellow, a color that you didn’t usually wear, but it was his favorite color. He blushed up to his ears, nose beginning to trickle a bit of blood down past his lips. 

“Yes, darling?” He tried the innocence approach, hoping that you would think he truly didn’t know what time it was. You noticed. 

“It’s super late, Toshi. I’ve been laying in that bed for like four hours now, and I miss you. So if you don’t mind, please kindly get your ass to bed.” You spoke calmly, words turning sharp at calculated points. You see him pale slightly, which you would feel bad about, if you didn’t have to do this every single night.

He nods quickly, wiping the blood from his face as discreetly as possible. Which, to be fair, is not very discreet considering the blood had been running in streams down his chin. But he really does try. 

He stands up from his chair, legs wavering and back making gruesome sounding clicks and pops. He presses his fingers to the bridge of his nose, muttering a quiet “woah” under his breath. You rush to his side, attempting to steady him. He takes hold of your shoulder, getting his legs to cooperate while his feet regain feeling. 

“Toshi, did you eat since you got home? Or had water? When was the last time you stood up from that chair?” Your tone turns softly concerned, having not realized how much he had been neglecting himself. Come to think of it, before you had gone to lay down, he had been right there, in that exact position. Had he really not moved at all in those four hours?

He thought for a moment, which was already kind of a bad sign. “I did eat, I remember that. I had the stuff you made. The omelet thing.” You nod. “But I haven’t had any water. And I haven’t stood up since I ate that about three hours ago.” You nod again, slowly this time. While none of that was ideal, you didn’t want to berate him about it. 

“Ok, my darling. Could you go into the bedroom and lay down? I’m going to get you some water.” He smiled at you, and turned to leave.

“Ah, wait!” He looked back at you quizzically. “Do you want ice in your water?” He laughed at how serious you sounded asking him that before walking back over to you, kissing the top of your head, and turning to leave again. 

“Ice, please.”

You get the water and return to the bedroom to find a suddenly very sleepy Toshi. He has a little smile on his face when he sees you, and he sits up to drink his water, continuing to smile at you as he drinks.

“What? You’re looking at me funny.” you flick his arm, wondering what could possibly have him looking at you like a lovesick puppy. 

“I love when you wear my shirts.” He responds simply, tugging you to sit next to him so he can wrap an arm around your shoulders as he finishes his drink. You feel your face heat a bit at his words, choosing not to say anything to that admission. 

When the water is gone, the cup of leftover ice now abandoned on the bedside table, Toshi pulls you to lay next to him, wrapping his arms around you entirely, nudging ever closer whenever he feels the urge. 

For some reason, you think you might wear this shirt to sleep more often. 

Emi Fukukado

- To be honest, she used to hate when people wore her clothes. 

- Something about knowing she wasn’t in control of her things, even if just for a moment. It bothered her

- But for reasons unknown to her and you alike, she actively encourages you to wear her things.

- Well, not anything. Just one in particular.

- She has a crew neck sweatshirt from back in her pre-heroism days. It looks kinda funny. It’s supposed to be bright orange, but the shoulders and top of the back are blotchy with bleach stains and blue-green hair dye. 

- You found it in a box one time, and when you showed her, you could swear her laugh could be heard around the block.

- She had insisted you put it on immediately, saying something about the “inherent romanticism of sharing a hair dye shirt”

- Though you had rolled your eyes, you were not resisting when she pulled it over your head.  

- And as a result, it was sort of your favorite shirt now. 

- If not for the comfiness of the material, then it was the way that Emi blushed when you walked in wearing it. 

Yawning, you walked into the kitchen, arms stretched up above your head. You threw open the fridge doors, sluggishly looking at the available options before grabbing eggs and a bell pepper. Emi liked omelets, right? Yeah. You were pretty sure she did. You couldn’t remember through the intense brain fog that comes with waking up early. 

Across the hall, you heard the shower water turn off. You rushed to start cooking, chopping up the peppers into cubes as evenly as one can when one is in a hurry to feed one’s pro hero girlfriend before she leaves to teach a group of hero class kids. Luckily, you did not cut your appendages with the large knife you were using. 

A pair of soft yet energetic footsteps pattered in the direction of the kitchen, and you were now a bit closer to having breakfast ready. Eggs were in the pan, peppers being sprinkled on top. A warm, damp set of arms wound their way around your stomach, and Emi’s face was now pressed in the crook of your neck. 

“Good morning. You like omelets, right?” you turned your head slightly to try to catch her eyes, mostly only getting glimpses of her water-darkened hair on your shoulder. 

She nodded, lifting her head a bit to smile at you. “I like everything you cook.” She stepped back from you, pulling herself up to sit on the counter beside you. Finally taking in your appearance, she noticed the orange sweatshirt you were wearing. Her face turned a light pink, but she kept staring. “You look good today.” she said, reaching out to toy with your sleeve. 

You laughed. “Yeah? Glad you think so. You look beautiful.” You turned your head away a bit, not wanting her to see the dopey smile that had taken over your face. You always grinned like a teenager when she complimented you. Especially when it was about this shirt. It had some sort of romantic-psychological hold over the two of you. 

When you turned your head back, she was closer than before. Her eyes were sparkling; the usual dark green turning a more seafoam color. Her face inches from yours. She was giggling, pleased by the expression of surprise that had fallen over you. 

“Thanks for cooking for me.” she said, gripping your shirt to pull you in for a gentle kiss. When you pulled back, she glanced down at the pan of eggs with a grin. “Try not to burn them though.”

Keigo Takami

- There is no “he likes when you wear his clothes”

- That’s no longer a thing.

- Because he doesn’t just like it. It is required.

- If you aren’t wearing a shirt of his, or his sweatpants, or at least some merch of his, then it’s probably because he’s done something wrong. 

- Which is not very frequent. He’s an incredibly attentive partner, and anything he does wrong is likely because he took a joke too far or because he didn’t know what to say in a particular situation. 

- All this to say: you pretty much exclusively wear his clothes, so it doesn’t really faze him anymore.

- UNLESS

- Unless you wear this one shirt. 

- It is flannel, and very large. It looks like he beat up a lumberjack and stole his shirt. It’s his favorite to see you in. 

- When you wear it, he fully stops what he’s doing. Just scoops you up and tells you it’s cuddle time.

- And if you’re sleeping already, he lays down next to you and like,,, nuzzles into you. 

- If you’ve ever seen birds do that puffy feather/preening thing. That is what he does. 

Keigo has been walking in circles around your shared apartment for hours now. You’ve been gone all day, and he thought he would get to see you right after he’d finished patrols early that morning. But it appeared at this moment that he might not get to see you for a while. 

He knows, logically, that you’ve just gone to work. That since it’s nearly five pm, you’ll be home very soon. But he’s not thinking very logically at the moment. In fact, he’s fully debating calling his agency and putting out an alert for you. Just as he’s about to pick up his phone to do just that, the door opens. 

You aren’t three steps past the threshold of your home before you’re being swept up into the arms of your winged lover. You shriek, not expecting anyone to be home before you, and consequently thinking you were about to be brutally murdered. However, after a split second of panic, your rational thinking kicked in and you realized it was Keigo. 

He sets you down, laughing a bit, before realizing what you’re wearing. It’s the shirt. You’ve put on the shirt that you only ever wear for sleeping or cuddling, and you’ve tied it in a knot where it meets your waist. He’s a bit stunned. It’s a new style, sure, but that’s not the cause of the warm blush creeping up his cheeks. The cause is that you wore that in public. You wore it to work. People have seen you like that. The thought makes him giddy. 

“Your shirt…” He starts, attempting to talk about how nice you look, but instead just staring at you with a dumb smile on his face. 

“My shirt, Keigo?” You smile back. Truthfully, you hadn’t had time when you’d gotten up that morning to put on a different shirt, after you’d slept in this one. But you had done your absolute best to make it look put together. You’d only noticed which shirt it was once you had gotten to work, and by then it was too late to pick a different one. So you’d decided to keep it, wondering what Keigo would think when you returned home. 

“It’s uh… You don’t usually wear it that way, do you?” He knew the answer to that. You had never worn it that way. But he wasn’t really sure what to say besides that. 

“Nope. Trying something new, I suppose. Do you like it?” You spoke nervously, afraid that maybe he thought it looked stupid, or he was upset you’d stolen his shirt outside of the house. But he nodded quickly, and his grin returned. 

“Since you’re wearing it, I think that means it’s cuddle time.” He straightened his spine, puffing his chest in a very bird-like manner, ready to drag you to the couch as soon as you gave the word. 

Once you nodded, he was off. You were placed neatly at the end of the couch, propped up on several throw pillows, and Keigo draped himself over you like a koala bear. It was comfortable. Warm. You could fall asleep like that if you just… 

[ofgravitation-moved]

when emi is comfortable with you, you'll know. she tends to cut out the jokes, and gets more serious. she puts away the joke, and you're finally able to see emi for who she really is.

you'll also be able to tell because she speaks in small touches, so long as the other person is comfortable with them: a squeeze of the hand, a bump of the hip, brush of the arm, shoulder squeeze, ruffled hair, etc. she's not always the best at speaking her feelings and forming them into words: but if she's one thing, she's very blunt and will do all of the above to make sure you know it. & if not? well-- i wouldn't get on her shitlist if i was you. 🤭

[ofluminance-a]

13. Give us a random headcanon? 👀

although she may not seem it. joke is a very sensitive person. she'll always laugh it off if someone is rude to her, or makes an unflattering joke / remark. but then, she stews on whatever that comment is for the rest of the day. to the point of letting it upset her later into that night and maybe? even into the next few days.

being picked on & bullied for nearly her whole undergrad & for a large part of her career, it's.. taken it's toll, left it's scars. some of which, unfortunately -- never will heal. especially, if she continues hearing such negative things about herself.

she may carry herself with this boisterous, loud personality: but that's just miss joke. emi fukukado? she's still a person, beneath the laugh.

[thoughtsbynyx]

BNHA Pronoun, Gender and Sexuality HCs

Pro Hero Addition

Part 1

if there’s a specific hero or person you want pls comment or come to my ask box (it’s very low on engagement)

Yagi Toshinori (All Might)

He/Him

Cisgender

Bisexual Himbo but lowkey Homophobic

Todoroki Enji (Endeavor)

..He/Him

Cisgender

Homophobic Gay™️ (you can’t tell me that obsession with All Might wasn’t a little fruity)

Takami Keigo (Hawks)

He/They

Demiboy

Biromantic Asexual (queer platonic relationship with Rumi)

Usagiyami Rumi (Mirko)

She/They

Masc Non-binary

Stone Cold Lesbian (queer platonic relationship with Keigo, and pining after Ryuku)

Kayama Nemuri (Midnight)

She/Her

Femme

Queer

Aizawa Shota (Eraserhead)

They/He

Agender

Depressed Gay™️ (and married to Presentation Michael)

Yamada Hizashi (Presentation Micheal)

He/They

Cisgender

Pansexual (and married to Aizawa)

Shuzenji Chiyo (Recovery Girl)

She/Her

Genderqueer

Aromantic Asexual

Ectoplasm (what is this mans name)

They/Them

Agender

Graysexual

Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)

She/Her

Bigender

Queer (constantly flirts with Aizawa even though she was invited to the wedding, Mic is cool with it and joins in sometimes)

Fourth Kind (what’s his name)

They/Them

Cisgender

Gay (and TetsuTetsu’s Gay Panic™️)

Gun Head (3 for 3, what are these peoples names)

He/They/She

Femme Man

Queer

Ishiyama Ken (Cementoss)

He/They

Agender

Aromantic Asexual

Takagi Ken (Rock Lock)

He/Him

Cisgender

Distinguished Bisexual

Crimson Riot (4 for 4, where’s the name at?)

He/Him

Cisgender

Gay (and Kirishima’s Gay Awakening™️)

Mizushima Masaki (Manual)

He/Him

Cisgender

Token Straight

Mirai Sasaki (Nighteye)

He/Him

Nonbinary

Gay and Homophobic

Inui Ryo (Hound Dog)

They/He

Nonbinary

Panromantic Asexual

Tatsuma Ryuko (Ryukyu)

They/Them

Nonbinary

Lesbian (and oblivious to Rumi’s pining)

Kan Sekijiro (Vlad King)

He/Him

Cisgender

Biromantic Asexual

Selkie (would you look at that? Number 5 with no name)

They/He

Bigender

Straight

Kamihara Shun’ya (Edgeshot)

He/Him

Cisgender

Distinguished Bisexual

Sirius (where’s her name 🤨) aka Asui Tsuyu’s Lesbian Awakening™️

She/Her

Femme

Soft Butch Lesbian

Snipe (hero number 7...) aka the reason Shigaraki almost didn’t have a second appearance

He/Him

Cisgender

Demisexual

Torino Sorahiko (Gran Torino) aka knock off Yoda

He/Him

Cisgender

Straight on thin ice

Toyomitsu Taishiro (Fatgum) the best man at Suneater and Red Riot’s weddings

He/Him

Cisgender

Straight Ally who later came out Pan

Iida Tensei (Ingenium)

He/Him

Cisgender

Androsexual

Thirteen (hero number 8 with no civilian name)

They/She

Nonbinary

Aromatic Asexual

Uwabami (hero number 9...) aka Momo and Itsuka’s Lesbian Panic™️

She/Her

High Femme

Femme Lesbian

Takeyama Yu (Mt. Lady)

She/Her

Cisgender

Token Straight and on thin ice

Wild, Wild Pussycats (Ik they have individual names but bare with me) (aka 3 bisexuals and a gay man)

Sosaki Shino

She/They

Cisgender

Bisexual (what straight person would have that haircut

Tsuchikawa Ryūko

She/Her

Cisgender

Disaster Bisexual (with a few questionable “preferences”

Shiretoko Tomoko

She/They

Nonbinary

Distinguished Bisexual (who’s very much into cottagecore)

Chatora Yawara

He/Him

Trans FtM

Raging Homosexual