#about: emi fukukado

[pjs-everyday]

out of curiosity, how do you feel about Eraserjoke? Because your insane Aizawa art has me simping

lol every interaction between them is a game of chicken hehe 😉

🗣️ cluck cluck 🐓🐓🐓

[fablestarlet]

Always the one invited to the party, but never invited to the group

Side note: this is based on my own hc's for her character

[sassypantsjaxon]

I just want to know how her quirk works

Does she just look at someone and make them laugh like Mr Smiley? Is it a speak and response like brainwash? She has a gas mask the first time we see her, can she emit laughing gas the same way Midnight can sleeping gas? I need answers!

[asexualautistic]

Drew this trans Miss Joke

[tired-teacher-blog]

Characters : Tattoo artist Aizawa/ Florist fem reader

Featuring : Eri/ Hizashi Yamada/ Nemuri Kayama/ Oboro Shirakumo/ Emi Fukukado

Warnings and Genre : Fluff/ Romance/ Smut and Angst in future chapters/ Multi Chaptered Story

Summary : In a desperate attempt to get closer to the tattoo artist dominating every speck of your brain, you decide to pay him a visit one evening as a client seeking his service. This encounter will prove to be the beginning of something much bigger between you two, but will this new found passion be enough to stand against the difficulties your future holds?

Notes : Loosely inspired by this/ Art below is by the wonderful @/ael-draw who gifted me this gorgeous piece.

Masterlist|Second Masterlist|Third Masterlist

Chapter Count : Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 • Part 5 • Part 6 • Part 7 • Part 8 • Part 9 • Part 10 • Part 11 • Part 12

_ "Thank you, have a lovely day." you bid the young couple goodbye and watch as they walk out of your shop, arm in arm while the girl held her beautifully wrapped present of lilies and dahlias to her chest.

A sight such as this one used to fill you with warmth and give you desire to work harder in order to see more of the happiness and love-filled-eyes of the people carrying the blooms for themselves or their loved ones.

Used to..

Yes used to, because as of recent, a sight such as this one has become no more than a reminder of your strained, so called "relationship" with the man you allowed yourself to fall head over heels in love with, and you hate yourself for that.

You hate yourself for not taking into account the possibility of his past coming back to hunt you both, you hate yourself for selfishly thinking that you could perhaps replace Eri's mother one of these days, and you especially hate yourself for not admitting the depth of your feelings when you had the chance, because truthfully, that would be the last thing he'd want to hear right now, it would only confuse and make things even harder than they already are for him.

You sigh heavily and look up at the ceiling, a snide smile curves your lips as you start thinking about the irony of it all.

You've always imagined the moment when you would finally say the words "I love you" to him, it was supposed to be perfect, just as you pictured, perhaps after one of your dates when he drops you off and kisses you goodnight, but instead of watching him walk back to his car, you would pull him by the arm and claim his lips again, deeper this time, catching him off guard and taking control, then -and only then- would you mouthe the words into the kiss before finally pulling back and watching the blinding smile illuminating his face as he whispers them back.

_ "Huh, that would have been beautiful but.." but truth be told, you no longer imagine that blinding smile, nor hear him whisper the words back, if anything, all you can see is hopelessness and sorrow on a shell of what that man used to be, because that's all what's left of him.

You pick up your phone and check your recent conversation to see if he has replied to your unanswered messages when you were lost in thought, but alas, he has not..

The decision is yours to make, you can either keep clinging to him and to your false hope of having things back to normal, or you can just let go and walk away so he could probably have another shot at happiness.

Both answers are nothing less than a death sentence to you, so maybe you should consider what's best for him and Eri instead.

You put down your phone and almost wince at the sight of your tattoo, as memories of how it came to be comes rushing back like a hurricane, it's what started it all, a once source of joy that is now but a painful reminder.

The little bells hanging at the entrance ring when swayed by the opening door of your shop, bringing you back to your senses as you prepare to greet your new customer, "hello and welco.." but the rest of the word gets stuck in your throat when you recognize the newcomer.

_ "Hello." It's her.

_ "Oh, Ms Fukukado.." what is she doing here again? 

She offers you a smile and closes the door after herself before stepping inside, it has been a while since you last saw her which was during that fateful evening at your boyfriend's place, as a matter of fact, you haven't seen much of him either ever since, but that's beside the point..

_ "Can we talk? I know you're busy so it doesn't have to be now," she's only a few steps away from you now, her elegant presence is as overwhelming as ever, "but here is my number, you can give me a call whenever you get a chance and we'll meet for a coffee, please, it's important." and with that she waves you goodbye and vanishes just as quickly as she has appeared, leaving you standing stiffly in your spot, eyes wide open and lips slightly parted as you held her business card with a shaky hand, wondering if that really happened or if it was just a figment of your imagination..

_ "Hey beautiful."

Oh he's finally calling after more than a week of avoiding you, and hearing his soothing voice almost brings tears to your eyes.

_ "Hi.. Shouta, how are you?" you would actually like to curse at him, to yell and reprimand him for ignoring you the way he's been doing for days, but you cannot find it in yourself to do so, all the agony and confusion are now washed away with a simple greeting he mouthed from the other end of the phone.

_ "I've been terrible without you," he lets out a sigh, and you can almost imagine the tilt of his head on whatever surface he must be leaning against right now, "I'm sorry for everything, you were caught in the middle of what's happening and had to suffer through it all."

It's true, completely and utterly true, you feel powerless and shackled by the whole ordeal, like a caged animal..

_ "No don't say that, I'm totally fine I promise," oh the lies..

He remains quiet for a while, the only thing you could hear from his end is the sound of his deep breath, and you wonder if maybe he has caught your bluff.

_ "I want to see you tonight, can I visit you after work?" and he finally speaks again.

Your eyes widen at his request, it's what you've been waiting for in what seemed like forever, to the point that it ceased sounding possible, but now that it's finally happening, something is compelling you to refuse.

Perhaps you're afraid that seeing him again, will only make parting ways all that harder, and maybe it's because of the woman staring at you from across the table as you spoke to him, "can I.. call you later? I'm a little busy right now, I'm really sorry."

You instantly regret the answer as soon as you speak it, granted, it's more than he has done for your sake lately, but you still hate the way you worded it.

It has never been this way between you two, so maybe this is actually another sign that your time together should come to an end..

_ "Yes of course I don't mind, please take your time, we'll talk later." you cannot see his face, but you can clearly feel the pain in his voice, and with those last words of his, the line finally goes dead.

_ "It's him I see," she scoffs before crossing her legs and leaning more comfortably against her chair, "I appreciate you not telling him that you came to see me."

_ "Yeah, it's not a problem, but you still haven't told me what this is about." your heart is racing in extreme restlessness, no matter what she has to say, it can never be in your favor.

_ "I think you know what I want." she places her cup of coffee on its saucer with a loud clink.

_ "You want me to disappear from Shouta and Eri's life." you comment knowingly and watch as she slowly nods in agreement.

_ "Everyday I spend away from them is torture, do you have any idea how painful it is to watch your child grow from afar? To see the only man you've ever truly loved with another woman?"

It's strange, she doesn't seem as smug and derisive as she usually is, because right now, the look in her eye is almost.. pained?

_ "I'm sorry, but you're the one who abandoned both of them and disappeared without a trace, that was your decision not mine, so why do I have to suffer the consequences? Eri is your daughter and that's something that will never change, but Shouta.." you choke on your words and stop yourself before bursting in tears, you cannot understand your reaction because what she asked of you is exactly what you've been already considering, but only now has it finally sunk in, that that's probably where you're headed, and it's terrifying.

"I know I'm asking too much, but please understand that this is my child and her father for we're talking about, isn't it fair for us three to be together? If not for me and Shouta then at least for Eri, she deserves to have both her parents around."

It's a compelling point that you've been running away from for a while, but maybe it is time for you to face the reality and do what you must.

The woman in front of you seems sincere with her intentions, she came back to right her wrongs so what gives you the power to deny her that?

_"You're right, I will back off I promise."

To be continued..

[bnha-ship-tournaments]

ROUND 1 SIDE B

MATCH 3

Nemuri Kayama | Midnight/Emi Fukukado | Ms. Joke

i think they would torment aizawa together (affectionate) and it would be funny

Nemuri Kayama | Midnight/Yuu Takeyama | Mt. Lady

Midnight and Mt. Lady are both dominant personalities, so they do clash like in their tv interview. But... what if it was just a publicity stunt? They'll be catty with each other on camera, but are more playful and teasing when it's just the two of them.

Midnight will tease Mt. Lady about needing a roommate since her agency is in the red but she still likes the finer things in life. Mt. Lady will tease back, stating Midnight's grumpy old man cat, Sushi, needs a better companion to keep him company. Their hangouts consist of dressing up to dine out at different fancy places or taking turns hanging out at each other's place, learning the other's civilian persona can be quite different from their hero persona.

Eventually their teasing turns into flirting with Midnight trying to make Mt. Lady blush with nicknames like "Kitten". It's hard to tell when their hangouts turn into dates... They don't admit it out loud, but Mt. Lady does look up to Midnight as a hero, seeing how she's still so confident using her sensual charms despite getting older. Midnight is proud of how Mt. Lady turns from a shallow spotlight stealer to a hero that's genuine in wanting to help and team up with fellow heroes.

Nemuri Kayama | Midnight/Emi Fukukado | Ms. Joke: @corndog-patrol

Nemuri Kayama | Midnight/Yuu Takeyama | Mt. Lady: @amitygoddess on DevienArt

[hushedstarlight]

𝑭𝑰𝑿 𝑴𝑬 𝑼𝑷, 𝑫𝑶𝑪

𝘈 𝘚𝘗𝘌𝘌𝘋𝘙𝘜𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘛𝘈'𝘚 𝘙𝘌𝘓𝘈𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘗 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘐𝘍𝘌, 𝘠𝘜𝘒𝘐

𝘊𝘞: 𝘚𝘗𝘖𝘐𝘓𝘌𝘙𝘚 | 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋 𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘖𝘞𝘕 𝘋𝘐𝘚𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘐𝘖𝘕, 𝘔𝘖𝘚𝘛𝘓𝘠 𝘊𝘈𝘕𝘖𝘕 𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘗𝘓𝘐𝘈𝘕𝘛, 𝘚𝘐𝘕𝘎𝘓𝘌 𝘋𝘈𝘋 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘛𝘈 𝘈𝘐𝘡𝘈𝘞𝘈, 𝘙𝘌𝘍𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘊𝘌𝘋 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘌𝘕𝘛𝘈𝘓 𝘈𝘚𝘚𝘈𝘜𝘓𝘛 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘛𝘏, 𝘖𝘊 𝘐𝘚 𝘑𝘈𝘗𝘈𝘕𝘌𝘚𝘌

𝘞𝘊 : 1,746

𝘔.𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘛

gonna dive into shouta’s backstory before i introduce the mc.

for starters, he adopted his daughter (her name is kyoko in my drafts) when she was a few months old (her mom was murdered and her dad was on his way to serving a life sentence).

kyoko inherited a cat mutation quirk from her mom (the cuteness aggression somewhat influenced the hastily adoption) and a teleportation quirk from her father. at the ripe age of four, she’s shown up to shouta’s classroom more times than he’d like.

the first time she asked abt her mama, shouta told her she went to go be with the stars.

she a little on the smaller side (preemie baby) and she’s a curious little sweetheart.

she loves coloring and going outside.

she loves her uncle zashi and aunt nemi.

she loves her big brother hito and her best friend kacchan.

and don’t even get me started on her papa, she looks at him like he hung the stars just for her.

insert mc (my oc’s name is suki). she’s the youngest of four. she came along much later so the rest of her family feels somewhat burdened by her.

thankfully her adolescence wasn’t too terrible with her cousin, emi fukukado (✨for the plot ✨), by her side.

suki’s quirk, heal, heals flesh wounds and broken bones. as long as she’s holding a conversation with the injured person, their wounds should heal quite nicely.

after realizing she couldn’t legally use her quirk to help people, suki enrolled in the hero course of a small high school to get her hero license before going to med school.

shouta and suki meet during a night shift at the hospital just a few weeks before the Entrance Exam. he’s injured and frantic and he doesn’t wanna talk, he wants to get out this damn bed and go home.

who is suki to stop him?

(just kidding she threatened to sedate him if he didn’t calm down)

they see each other again at a cat café. suki is reading a new book when shouta walks in with kyoko im his arms. besides a half assed apology from shouta, they don’t interact much.

the next time they see each other is after the USJ incident. shouta’s cooperative and suki does what she can, but the damage is so extensive that shouta still ends up in a full body cast.

at some point after the UA Sports Festival, the two begin spending time together that doesn’t have to do with shouta being hurt.

they don’t really cross the line separating friendship from romance until after he returns from the Forest Training Camp. shouta is set to speak at a press conference and - even though he’s really expressing it - he’s on edge. they’re not together but they are.

shortly after his class takes their Provisional Hero License Exams, shouta meets suki’s cousin at her apartment. imagine his surprise (and anguish) when he sees emi sitting at the dinner table.

shouta ghosts suki for a bit after the Shie Hassaikai raid, but she’s sure his reasoning is good enough. about a week later, he shows up at her apartment unannounced and tells her everything that transpired. her heart breaks for sir nighteye, but it shatters for eri.

shortly after the UA School Festival, suki meets shouta’s closest friends, nemuri kayama and hizashi yamada. that’s a story for another time, though.

shouta broaches the idea of introducing suki to his girls. his friends suggest inviting her over for christmas. when shouta asks her about it, suki immediately bombards him with questions about the dress code and what to get the girls for christmas.

back at home with kyoko and eri, shouta asks about what they want for the upcoming holiday. eri isn’t sure what she wants (she feels bad about asking for stuff). kyoko, though? the one thing she wants is a mommy.

shouta tells his girlfriend suki to get them crafting supplies.

christmas day rolls around. shouta drinks a cup of coffee in the short lived silence before kyoko’s small voice rang out.

“wake up, eri née-chan! it’s christmas! gotta open your presents!”

suki arrives later than anticipated.

eri looks up from the couch and kyoko comes around the corner when she gets there. both are expecting to meet papa’s new friend. however, “new friend” goes completely out the window when kyoko sees the pretty woman taking her shoes off at the door looking just like-

“A MOMMY!”

eri is confused and the color drains straight from shouta’s face.

it only takes a few days for the girls to form a bond with suki (kyoko develops really bad separation anxiety) and by the time the new year comes around, shouta officially has a girlfriend.

suki knows next to nothing about the Paranormal Liberation War, so when one of her coworkers finds her in the break room and tells her about what they heard over the radio, her heart drops. not even an hour later are people (heroes, students, and civilians alike) being rushed in the hospital.

most of the people needing suki’s help are civilians that either got caught in the wreckage or hurt themselves while trying to get away from said wreckage. though she knows it was wishful thinking, suki feels herself getting worked up every time she pulls back a curtain or opens a door and sees someone who isn’t her lover waiting for her.

it’s a few days later that she’s finally able to track down shouta. she’s relieved knowing he’s not in someone’s morgue, but she feels like crying seeing him sat in the hospital bed, bandages wrapped around his face and the bedsheet flat below his right knee.

suki takes it upon herself to tell the girls about aunt nemi. though her heart aches from the loss of her (albeit new) friend, she doesn’t want hizashi and shouta to have to deal with the grief of two little girls on top of their own.

upon shouta’s request, suki moves into the small apartment while he’s still in the hospital. he claims it’s because he doesn’t want his cats to starve, but suki’s almost positive it’s for something else.

kyoko and eri take her around campus and she ends up meeting shouta’s class and and shinsou.

“and mommy, this is my hito onii-chan! papa says he’s not really my onii-chan, but onii-chan says it’s okay! does that mean you’re gonna be onii-chan’s mommy too?”

and that’s how the class (or those who weren’t already aware) found out about their sensei’s relationship.

a bond is quickly formed between suki and the students, especially since some of them are still vulnerable after midnight-sensei’s death.

everyone is on edge leading up to the Final War. with work at the hospital and acting as a makeshift counselor, suki tries to spends as much time with shouta and their his girls as she can.

during the fight, suki is tucked away with the heroes, kyoko sat on her hip and eri stuck to her leg. there’s so much going on, what with (in no particular order) the todoroki family showdown, shouta and hizashi disappearing from the playing field, all might and stain teaming up, and all the students putting their lives on the line.

after what feels like an eternity, there’s an eerie calm before suki gives both little girls kisses on their foreheads and rushes out to help in whatever way she can.

when suki and shouta reunite, she’s too busy fussing over him to notice him looking at her with the softest look he could pull off.

“shouta! oh my god, are you okay? let me look at you. you guys just - turn your head, please - just disappeared! i’m so glad - follow my finger please - so glad you guys are- hey! you aren’t paying attention to anything i’m saying to you right now! you realize- wait you didn’t hit your head, did you? can you hear what i’m saying right now?”

a beat and then-

“i love you so damn much.”

hizashi turns away just in time for shouta to grab suki by the waist and pull her in for a kiss.

✦ Epilogue Arc ✦

eight years later, shouta is still teaching at ua high. suki’s making her way up the charts at the hospital.

shouta’s old students have a tendency to seak her out specifically whenever they show up injured. they fully expect the lecture they get every time.

“eijirou, i keep telling you, you can’t give everyone the benefit of the doubt!”

“katsuki, you can not talk to people that way! that’s how you end up in situations like this!”

“denki! how did you even-!”

she’ll claim she doesn’t have a favorite but everyone knows it’s-

“shoto what happened to you? oh, you poor thing, come here so i can get that taken care of.”

shortly after their wedding, shouta and suki moved their family out of the small apartment on campus and into a comfortable sized house not too far from their respective places of work.

hitoshi tries to come by at least once a week for dinner per kyoko’s request. the young man confides in his mentor how he’d come over had the young girl never asked in the first place.

“it’s like a second home.”

shouta keeps it to himself.

eri thrives as a ua hero course student. she comes home everyday and tells her mom about how her day went.

“OH! and mama! i had practice against one of my classmates! she’s really big, and she beat me, but i think i’ll get her next time!”

kyoko is planning to follow in her big sister’s footsteps and go to ua after junior high.

“mommy, i can’t wait to go to ua! i’m so excited, i’m gonna explode!”

suki has a tendency to bring shouta lunch on her off days.

“shouta, there you are! you’re never where you’re supposed to be!”

“i’m sorry, my love. i had to get something taken care of. hey, where are-”

two small toddlers are always a few steps behind her.

“PAPA!”

eiji, loud and rambunctious, comes around the corner at full speed and slams into shouta’s left leg. his older brother, kei, much more quiet and restrained, walks into the room and grabs shouta’s right pants leg.

twenty years prior, shouta never would have thought he’d have happiness in the form of a loving wife and four (five) beautiful children. now though, he thanks anyone out there that he does.

𝘰𝘰𝘧, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘶𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘪 𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 •_•. 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵! 𝘪 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦��𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸! 𝘪'𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵! 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 🙏🏽 𝘪 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘸. 𝘣𝘪𝘪𝘪𝘪 (≧∇≦)/

— 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯

[jackiemoonshine]

Below the cut is one of my favorite EraserJoke snippets I've written but I have nowhere to go with it 😭 please send vibes/prayers that I find an actual story to go with this scene because the vibes of these two in this are just immaculate to me.

Emi

When people started hinting that there was something going on between her and her rival, it agitated Emi -- but she could deal with anything, as long as it irritated him more. So she leaned into it, embraced it and made it her own. It became easy to call him “future husband” once she noticed the way it grated on his nerves, tensing up the skin near his temples, making that stubble-speckled jawline flex as he undoubtedly gritted his teeth. Shota Aizawa was tightly wound and so restrained that Emi sometimes wondered whether he felt anything at all other than pure, blistering determination towards his job and the red hot hatred for her that seemed to burn beneath his cool exterior. Ever since they had met, he seemed to take a sort of joy out of undercutting her, beating her to the punch whenever they dispatched to the same cases. Which happened often: two minor agencies within spitting distance of each other often assisted and cooperated against villains.

It wouldn’t have been so irritating except that he was so damn competent Emi had to push her limits to keep up and return the favor. Something about that damn smirk he’d shoot her way, villain wound up tight under his unblinking gaze grinded on her competitive instincts and burned her pride,

It didn’t help that Aizawa was handsome. Emi could admit that — she wasn’t blind, after all. He had that sort of rugged and rough look that exuded unabashed masculinity, further accented by the way his testosterone levels seemed laser-focused on growing a full beard within a 24 hour window. He constantly sported a five o'clock shadow or a fine line of sprouting hair across his jawline or just over those ridiculous lips of his.

Stop. Emi absolutely refused to waste time meditating on Aizawa's lips, for god's sake.

"Hey Joke," a voice drawled out behind her.

Dammit.

"Oh, future husband! I thought you'd never arrive!" Emi shot a vibrant -- if a bit sarcastic -- grin over her shoulder. "Just a bit slow, today. Need a coffee?"

He drew up beside her, smelling like leather and sweat. Sexy smells, she noted -- probably inappropriately, but it was a hard observation to ignore. "I've beat you to the scene three out of four times this week. If I'm second today, it's a fluke of your good luck, not an error in my performance."

She let out a huff of disbelief. What an ass. "Confident much?"

"Always."

God, Emi found him absolutely unbearable. "Why is it always you?"

"Because I'm the best in the agency, and this is a tricky bust."

They were both pressed up against the concrete edge of a building down a narrow alleyway filthy with strewn trash and forgotten debris. The truth was, Aizawa was right, and Emi wanted to end the gig as quickly as possible.

"If you're the best at yours and I'm the best at mine, my darling bride-to-be, then why are we always at each other's throats?" She leaned her head back, blinking up at him.

His eyes flicked briefly to her throat, arched as it was, before returning to her face. "Because you call me things like 'bride-to-be'?" The statement felt sardonic, but his face maintained its stoic form, refusing to relinquish any information. "Or your agency had lower standards."

"I mean, really," Emi continued, ignoring the jab, "you'd think if we're both the best, we'd agree every once in a while on something-"

"But we don't, except for --"

"Don't let the villain escape." Emi finished the sentence, a grin breaking through despite her boiling blood. Aizawa gave a small nod.

The one thing that mattered.

"Let's do it, then."

-+-+-+-+-

Shota

Fukukado looked up at him, a small smile teasing at the corners of her mouth. She had that look, that telltale gleam in her eye that broadcasted her intention to burst through the door, consequences be damned. The woman was brazen, and Shota couldn't stand it. The only reason she got away with it was by doing her job as well as she did. Despite her serendipitous attitude, things always seemed to shake out in her favor.

"Let's do it, then," she said with clear determination, immediately spinning as if to plow forward through the filthy door.

Shota's hand shot out, grabbing her around the upper arm.

"Slow down," he said. She glanced down where he held her arm and flexed her upper arm. Shota dropped his hand and looked away from the irritation written in a pink flush of anger across her face. Fukukado was always so damn expressive, every thought etched across her face clearly. Thoughts like exactly how detestable she found him, looking at him with a fierce, angry heat that communicated she'd love nothing more than to grab the hand that touched her and slam him to the ground, pinning him down with a strength that he both admired and resented. He had encountered exactly that scenario when they trained together. Their agencies were small enough that they shared resources, meaning Shota often found himself in the same training gym as Emi. Nobody seemed to be there as frequently as she was. It grated on Shota's nerves that she had turned out to be the best sparring partner he'd worked with by far. She bested him as often as he did her, and enjoyed ending things with him pinned down, arm pressing his neck just enough to raise his pulse, and a wicked grin splitting her lips.

His heart rate spiked just recalling it.

"I don't like going in loud, without plan," he said, "and even if we do it that way, I need to be the one going in first."

Fukukado made a face. "So selfish, future husband. If you were really a gentleman, you'd let the lady go first." Her eyes were scrunched and her mouth slightly pouted.

"What are you doing with your face?" he asked.

"Scowling."

"Not very well."

"It's the one thing I can't do as well as you," she giggled. "seeing as I actually like my life."

"Listen, I go first." His tone brooked no argument, but that had never stopped Fukukado in the past. She knelt down and pressed her ear to the door.

"It's locked anyway," she said. "Give me your credit card." She reached one hand out behind, using the other to remove a pin from her hair. Shota rolled his eyes, and reached into the pocket on his belt where he secured some cash and a card for after duty use.

"Here, make it quick and quiet."

"Sure thing boss," she smiled wickedly and then stuck the card in her own belt, pulling out a different card.

Shota shook his head and pressed his hand against his forehead like he had a headache coming on. Crossing his arms, he leaned against the wall of the door. "Dammit, Fukukado, are you serious?"

She jimmied the card and pin into place, maneuvering until she heard a distinct click. "I'm just joking with you, I'm not going to keep the card. I'll give it back after the raid, ok?" He looked down at her, crouched low, eyes looking up at him with a mischievous arc to her eyebrows.

"Sure," he drawled.

"And I'll buy us sushi!" she added with a drawn out, singing lilt.

"With your own money, I assume?"

She placed a hand dramatically over her breast as she stood, "I swear it."

"Then get off the damn dirty floor and let's get this thing done," Shota muttered.

"Ok, I'll go first!"

The woman irritated -- no, infuriated him. "I go first, Fukukado."

She sighed and slumped, dejected. "Fine, you go first." She walked -- shoulders dramatically slumped, body curved like some kind of caricature of sadness to the door. "I'll open it, and you go in, I'll follow behind. Remember the layout the agencies sent out?"

Shota nodded and blood coursed through his veins. He felt his eyes begin to preemptively water, ready for what was to come.

"3 -" she began, "2-"

A force knocked into Shota, throwing him violently off center and he cursed out loud.

"3!" she laughed gleefully and sprinted into darkness. "Last one to the villain is a rotten egg!"

Shota pushed forward. That complete idiot, he cursed in his brain, the numbskull, the impulsive, reckless --. He cut off his inner rant, occupied by the influx of cronies through a side hall. Joke had already laid out the first one with a strong left hook, the other one bent forward in heaving laughter. Shota wrapped him up, tying off the capture weapon.

"Oh! I almost forgot," she whispered, voice excited. She turned her back to him and dug something out of her pockets. "Look what I brought." She turned back to him, a gift bow in her hands. She stuck it on the croney's head with more force than necessary. "Gift-wrapped villains!" She crowed.

She grinned, eyes wide and cheeks reddened, looking proud.

"This is a waste of time," Shota muttered, "can we just get villain and get out?"

"C'mon, you can smile," Joke laughed, "I swear it won't break your face."

Instead of smiling, he graciously returned the shoulder-check she had so kindly given him early and sprinted down the hallway, "See you at the villain, Joke!" He yelled, middle finger extended behind him.

"Asshole!" she yelled after him.

He ran down the hall, his back to her, grinning.

[mha-yurinator]

🍓

FuyuJoke has taken over my brain so bad so… some thoughts/head canons <3

Emi fell first and the hardest. She is absolutely SMITTEN for Fuyumi before Fuyumi ever even considers Emi might be a permanent part of her life.

Fuyumi laughs so hard at all of her jokes. Every single one. Especially the really, really bad ones. It lights Emi’s heart on fire

Emi doesn’t pry about Fuyumi’s childhood and Fuyumi is naturally very reserved about that kinda thing. But Emi gets the vibe there wasn’t a lot of laughter in her home growing up and it is her mission to get this woman to laugh so much she forgets all pain of the past

Like, Emi’s philosophy is that laughter can heal people. Even those that are “irredeemable.” A life without laughter is one that is not worth living, and as a hero, she makes sure she gets a laugh out of every person she encounters. She wants a world full of laughter.

And so getting Fuyumi to laugh is just another person in her pursuit towards her life motto, right? Except it’s not. She doesn’t just want to get Fuyumi to laugh, she wants her to laugh as often as is comfortable, and more than that, she wants to be the source of Fuyumi’s laughter. It’s a feeling like no other for her.

Emi is so shocked by her feelings that it takes her off balance but she doesn’t hate it, not one bit. She just doesn’t know what to do and so she chases after this timid and shy elementary school teacher in her own version of cat and mouse except she’s not sure who’s the cat and who’s the mouse and who’s chasing who

Oh god Emi bothers the hell out of Shouta. They got relatively close when their agencies were next to each other but naturally drifted apart as they left and pursued teaching in different schools no less. And now Emi has this crush and is in love and Gosh Eraser I know you’re a lost cause when it comes to romance but PLEASE you gotta help me

Meanwhile on Fuyumi’s side there’s this funny and incredibly beautiful woman who she keeps bumping into that makes her laugh so hard her stomach hurts and god it’s been so long since she’s been able to let loose like she does when she’s around Emi

Like Emi just makes her feel so… human. Makes her forget about all her responsibilities at home and unintentionally reminds her she is more than just a daughter.

Fuyumi makes the first move. They’re on a “date” (it’s a date but they never call it that, and it’s nothing fancy, and it happens at random) when Fuyumi has to leave and she kisses Emi’s cheek with a “Thank you, Fukukado-san,” which leaves Emi as red as ever.

This is all I have for now… please, my fellow yurinators, have your brain deteriorate with me. It’s a good time, I promise!

[mha-spinning-wheel]

Hiya! I love your blog so much! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I like to make random polls for MHA too (every now and then when bored) but I can never seem to get all the names down - is it okay to ask to see the complete list of all the names you have for the wheel?

It's totally fine if you don't want to! No worries if not! Either way I hope you have a great day! ⁠—⁠☆

It's a long list I'm copying from my notes app. It's all under the cut. Sorry for taking so long, I had to find it again and then forgot about it until now!

Nezu

Chiyo Shuzenji

Lunch Rush

Anan Kurose

Ryo Inui

Toshinori Yagi

Shouta Aizawa

Hizashi Yamada

Ken Ishiyama

Nemuri Kayama

Snipe

Ectoplasm

Higari Majima

Sekijiro Kan

Sorahiko Torino

Yuga Aoyama

Mina Ashido

Tsuyu Asui

Tenya Iida

Ochako Uraraka

Mashirao Ojiro

Denki Kaminari

Eijiro Kirishima

Koji Koda

Rikido Sato

Mezo Shoji

Kyoka Jiro

Hanata Sero

Fumikage Tokoyami

Shoto Todoroki

Toru Hagakure

Katsuki Bakugo

Izuku Midoriya

Minoru Mineta

Momo Yaoyorozu

Yosetsu Awase

Sen Kaibara

Togaru Kamakiri

Shihai Kuroiro

Itsuka Kendo

You Kodai

Kinoko Komori

Ibara Shiozaki

Jurota Shishida

Nirengeki Shoda

Pony Tsunotori

Kosei Tsuburaba

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Setsuna Tokage

Manga Fukidashi

Juzo Honenuki

Kojiro Bondo

Neito Monoma

Reiko Yanagi

Hiryu Rin

Mawata Fuwa

Hitoshi Shinso

Tsutsutaka Agoyamato

Chikuchi Togeike

Mei Hatsume

Maina Furasu

Futo Nagashira

Komako Masu

Ronaudo Keage

Tsunagu Hakamada

Bibimi Kenranzaki

Shinya Kamihara

Enji Todoroki

Mirio Togata

Oboro Shirakumo

Sensoji

Nejire Hado

Tamaki Amajiki

Yuyu Haya

Emi Fukukado

Yo Shindo

Tatami Nakagame

Shikkui Makabe

Itejiro Toteki

Inasa Yoarashi

Nagamasa Mora

Seiji Shishikura

Camie Utsushimi

Kashiko Sekigai

Romero Fujimi

Dadan Tadan

Habuko Mongoose

Saiko Intelli

Komari Ikoma

Sho

Takuto

Tamashiro

Rumi Usagiyama

Shinji Nishiya

Susugu Mitarai

Ryuko Tatsuma

Kugo Sakamata

Shishido

Yu Takeyama

Taishiro Toyomitsu

Masaki Mizushima

Shino Sosaki

Ryuko Tsuchikawa

Yawara Chatora

Tomoko Shiretoko

Airjet

Backdraft

Juzo Moashi

Crimson Riot

Fourth Kind

Gunhead

Kesagiri Man

Mr. Brave

Ken Takagi

Selkie

Slugger

Takeshita

The Fly

Toy-Toy

Uwabami

Christopher Skyline

Tenma Nakaoji

Kameko

Sameko

Blackbelt

Odd-Eye

Saguri-chan

Big Red Dot

Clair Voyance

Cow Lady

Elecplant

Godzillo

Mr. Plastic

Nyikang

Pankration

Salaam

Takahiro

Tensei Ida

Enigma

Onemu Shinya

Bigshot

Keigo Takami

Cathleen Bate

Death Arms

Yoroi Musha

Gyges

Briareos

Crust

Enma Kannagi

Master Driller

Funkman

Native

X-Less

Eel Boy

Tatsuyuki Tokoname

Mirai Sasaki

Sajin Higawara

Number 6

Hokuto Hario

Iwao Oguro

Kaina Tsutsumi

Water Hose

Nana Shimura

En Tayutai

Daigoro Banjo

Kaoruko Awata

Sirius

Mick

Midnight Boys

Moe Kamiji

Kido

Onima

Koichi Haimawari

David Shield

Toxic Chainsaw

Giant Villain

Sludge Villain

Trapezius Headgear

Chizome Akaguro

Danjuro Tobita

Manami Aiba

Oji Harima

Teruo Hazukashi

Cider House

Starservant

Ending

Goto Imasuji

Dictator

Kashiko Kashi

Kunieda

Gashly Eijiju

Cow Cowboy

Three Sturm und Drang Brothers

Suicide Bomber

Emperor Yotsuura

Mazinger Brothers

Robber Villain

Garvey

Octo-Lover's Brigade

Madame Puppimil

K3 Gang

Avant-Garders

The Realist

Wolfram

Swordkil

Daigo

Nobu

Nine

Kiruka Hasaki

Chojuro Kon

Hoyo Makihara

Flect Turn

Beros

Leviathan

Rogone

Serpenters

Sidero

Alan Kay

Eddie Soul

Bomb Villain

Gale Villain

Valdo Gollini

Bruno Gollini

Kamile Gollini

Deborah Gollini

Paulo Gollini

Simon Gollini

Ugo Gollini

Gil Gollini

Ginji Kurau

Innsmouth

Tonbi

Karasu

Team Reservoir Dogs

Maguma Iwata

Konako Haizono

Tsumuji Kazetani

Curator

Zookeeper

Bearhead

All For One

Tomura Shigaraki

Kurogiri

Gigantomachia

Kyudai Garaki

Kagerou Okuta

Haruaki Sun-Sun

Victor

Needle Hair

Stitched Giant

Steel Bulwark

Chomper

Martial Hair

Muscle Man

Sickle Claw

Thousand Eyes

Minotaurus

Four-Armed Zealot

Dozaemon

Bye-Bites

Oxy-Man

Invisible Wall

Gravitational Spring

Hard Head

Tesla

Greedy Gaping Jaw

One-Eyed Green Dragon

Berserker

Dragon

Yashamaru

Mummy

Sharp Blade

Varanus

Gorilla

Axer

Spike

Giant Palm

Dabi

Himiko Toga

Jin Bubaigawara

Shuichi Iguchi

Atsuhiro Sako

Kenji Hikiishi

Mustard

Moonfish

Chainsaw Nomu

USJ Nomu

Winged Nomu

4-Eyes Nomu

Eyeless Nomu

Johnny

Mocha

Hood

Robot

Chubs

Woman

Eleph

Ribby

Rikiya Yotsubashi

Chitose Kizuki

Koku Hanabata

Tomoyasu Chikazoku

Geten

Sanctum

Chikara Yotsubashi

Kai Chisaki

Kuin Hachisuka

Bee☆Pop

Mario Kugutsu

Hina

Soga Kugisaki

Moyuru Tochi

Rapt Tokage

Akira Iwako

Teruo Unagisawa

Monster Cat

Chuma Yakumaru

Ryuichi Gojiyama

Eiji Okameda

Rikiya Eno

Kirihito Kamachi

Batto Yobayakawa

Ikajiro Takobe

Tommy S. Gordon

Willy Wanda

Bombers

Hari Kurono

Joi Irinaka

Shie Hassaikai Boss

Shin Nemoto

Rikiya Katsukame

Toya Setsuno

Yu Hojo

Soramitsu Tabe

Kendo Rappa

Hekiji Tengai

Deidoro Sakaki

Rojiya Yonenaga

Tetsu

Haruhisa

Soji

Kazuho Haneyama

Moyuru Tochi

Kenji Tsuragamae

Naomasa Tsukauchi

Sansa Tamagawa

Eizo Tanuma

Monika Kaniyashiki

Gori

Ethan Drive

Timothy Agpar

Yokumiru Mera

Madam President

Yoichi Shigaraki

Kudo

Bruce

Hikage Shinomori

Drunk Lee

Master Beast

Aorio Kuraishisu

Daikaku Miyagi

Eri

Hiroshi Tameda

Kota Izumi

Moko Tamashi

Ordinary Woman

Saito

Taneo Tokuda

Untenmaru Kurumada

Ryu Yoshida

Meryl

Tsubasa

Miyashita

Luminescent Baby

The Mother of Quirks

Bell Asui

Ganma Asui

Samidare Asui

Satsuki Asui

Masaru Bakugo

Mitsuki Bakugo

Kyotoku Jiro

Mika Jiro

Hisashi Midoriya

Inko Midoriya

Tomie Tamaki

Tamaki

Kotaro Shimura

Nao Shimura

Hana Shimura

Chizuo Magi

Mako Magi

Mon

Rei Todoroki

Fuyumi Todoroki

Natsuo Todoroki

Ichimoku Samazu

Ichiro Hotta

Jube Namimaru

Jiro Hotta

Makoto Tsukauchi

Miu

Pamela

Rin Yaritezawa

Shoko Haimawari

Tamao Oguro

Yu

Melissa Shield

Samuel Abraham

Mahoro Shimano

Katsuma Shimano

Rody Soul

Lala Soul

Roro Soul

Stanleyk

Anna Scervino

Giulio Gandini

Gantetsu

Hime

Ikkaku

Takeshi Bushijima

Tsuyoshi

Raito Sanda

Fuji Fukiyose

Aoni

Sasori Nimaru

[ao3feed-erasermic]

Yamadasexual is NOT a thing

Use the related link post to read Yamadasexual is NOT a thing on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61054402 by BFire92 Shouta does not know where he fits in the queer community, and he doesn't care. All he knows is that he likes Hizashi, and that's enough for him. Teasingly, Hizashi has suggested he might be Yamadasexual. But even Shouta knows that's not a thing. First of, it doesn't have a flag. What he DOES know, is that this new relationship with Hizashi has awoken a lot of new feelings and cravings he didn't know he harboured until now. Jealousy is irrational. Unfortunately, it's also annoyingly insistent. Part of a series, but you don't stricktly have to read the rest of it to enjoy this part. Words: 9375, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 6 of Operation Braincell Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro, Fukukado Emi | Ms. Joke, Jirou Kyouka Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: Shirakumo Oboro Lives, Kurogiri is Shirakumo Oboro, Mentioned Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Jealousy, Making Out, semi-public make outs, good use of the traffic light system, implied demizawa, implied demi- Aizawa, but if you ask him he has just been too busy to actually fall in love or be attracted to anyone, just about as sexy as it gets without being rated explicit, Developing Relationship, communication is key Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/61054402

[red-riot-unbreakable-heart]

💋How BNHA Couples Kiss💋

✧ Summary: Little head cannons about how I think MHA couples would kiss. Just some lemon and fluff with a few implied adult situations - so if you're uncomfy with that kind of thing, please beware! All characters in these situations are adults + Pro Heros.

✧ Characters: Bakugo x Midoriya, Kaminari x Jiro, Joke x Aizawa, Sero x Anyone

✧18+ | Minors DNI✧

🎇 💚 Bakugo x Midoriya

These guys are competitive AF, so their kisses usually start out super rough and untamed. As a couple, they have a lot of emotional unpacking to do together.

Izuku loves when Katchan gives him attention (since Katsuki is usually fairly aloof), so he always gets overenthusiastic at the start of a hot and heavy make out session.

Katsuki has a hard time dealing with feelings, so his approach to intimacy can often come off aggressive and even angry.  He’s really frustrated that he has such a hard time being vulnerable! Luckily, Izuku is made of tough stuff and has no problem keeping up with Katsuki’s assertive pace.

After a few months together, Katsuki finally starts to get comfortable opening up about his feelings and his attraction to Izuku, and their make out sessions become lazier and a little sweeter.

Once Izuku realizes he doesn’t have anything to prove to his friend, they both become more comfortable around each other.

Katsuki finds he likes gentle affection – like being kissed on the cheek when he’s up late and bent low over his paperwork. Izuku comes to realize that he likes having his hair pulled during a passionate kiss.

They both work to find ways to settle into a comfortable, healthy relationship together.

⚡️🎶 Kaminari x Jiro

This pair is goofy and I love them so much. Denki likes to think he has rizz (he, in fact, has zero rizz) and brags to his friends that he’s an amazing kisser. He’s average at best, but Jiro can’t get enough of him – especially when he tries to act suave and lays it on thick. His attempt at being debonair makes her laugh in between kisses.

Some other fun things - Denki loves neck kisses. He goes crazy for them. As soon as Jiro starts moving her lips along his neck, he’s an absolute puddle.

Jiro on the other hand loves to have her ear lobes nibbled during a heated make out (it took a long time for Denki to gain her trust to do this!).

The two need to be careful to communicate consistently, as Denki has been known to accidentally activate his electrification while in the midst of intimate moments.

Denki thinks that Jiro is the hottest person in the entire universe, and he won’t shut up about it when he goes out with the boys. Bakugo is constantly yelling at him to shut the hell up and to have some respect for Jiro’s privacy. But Jiro secretly loves how much Kamanari talks about her when he’s among friends.

🃏💤 Ms.Joke x Eraserhead

Emi Fukukado and Shota Aizawa have a strong romantic chemistry between them. They initially started hooking up when they were interns at neighboring Hero agencies. They would sneak into each other’s hero agency offices after hours to share what they were learning from their various missions and to make out. After they graduated, they lost touch for a few years before rekindling their romance as teachers at a provisional licensing exam. They’re not an official thing. But also, yeah, they’re kind of a thing.

Shota would never admit this, but he’s truly a romantic. He likes to kiss slow and deep. He loves being held. After a long day of work there’s nothing he looks forward to more than meeting up with Emi for a drink and ending the night locked in her embrace.

Emi likes to kiss vivaciously. She has a strong, fiery spirit, and loves to apply it to quiet moments spent with Shota. When Shota truly lets his guard down, it’s easy to make him laugh (without using her quirk!). Emi feels extremely accomplished when she can crack a joke and make him smirk between kisses.

Their relationship is surprisingly easy, and when they are alone their bodies are drawn to each other. They both understand the unique challenges of being both pro hero and teacher. They care deeply about their work and value that their partner can fully appreciate the challenges of their daily lives.

😬❓ Sero x Anyone who will give him the time of day

Hanta Sero loves hookups. He thinks that if he met the right person, he’d finally be able to settle down and commit – but he doesn’t see that happening anytime soon. For now, he’s perfectly content with playing the field. He can always be found flirting at the back of crowded house parties, using the bumping bass as an excuse to lean in close to whisper conspiratorially with the most attractive person in the room.

When he kisses, he likes to tease. He keeps his lips just out of reach until his partner pouts and begs for his kiss. Once he gets warmed up, he loves to bite – a lower lip, shoulders, hips…he loves it all and he’s notorious for giving impressive hickies.

Sero is a sucker for muscles. He loves to run his hands along a partner’s toned body as he leans in for a searing kiss.

Despite his tenure as a player, he secretly wants something soft, romantic and sweet. He’s hoping desperately to find it soon.

[6rookie-writer0110]

Hi, if you do MHA could you write Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) x G!p Emi Fukukado (Ms Joke) x G!p reader (Red Hood esc suit) The reader is Midoriya's older sister, a new underground hero and Ms Joke's former student. Nearing the end of a patrol alongside Ms Joke, she and the reader are hit with a strong aphrodisiac qurik and while readers helmet filters is out, Ms Joke gets hit fully. Reader helps an increasingly horny Ms Joke get home where Midnight is waiting and informs her of the aphrodisiac quirk. When she goes to leave Midnight stops her and strips her before tying the reader up, including a gag and chastity, for an increasingly feral Ms Joke. The entire time Ms Joke is pounding into her former student, Midnight is degrading reader, playing with different bondage tools and teasing her about becoming her former teachers cum dump. The next morning, the reader wakes up to a strapon wearing Midnight pegging her whilst shes told to help Ms Joke with her morning wood, after that Midnight playfully informs that she and Ms Joke are the only one's with keys to her chastity cage and the reader belongs to them now whenever they need her for "stress relief" before sending her home.

[wholelottatransbians]

Thinking a bit more on this, since I mentioned FLaJ was a HR Joke AU I wanted to elaborate on that:

Fukukado went to UA as her main Hero School, while Aizawa went to Ketsubutsu*. Shouta chose Ketsubutsu as he felt it was the most logical choice (given the rumors about what kind of Entrance Exam they had), and Emi picked UA because vibes.

Now Outburst does next to nothing against machines, so she worked with her plan B: slapstick violence, just grabbing a broken street sign and whackin' robots to death.

Fukukado then ended up friends with the Rooftop Trio, plus Kayama down the road, and the four of them were invited to teach at UA a decade after graduation.

Aizawa, despite his... everything, ended up with his own friend group at Ketsubutsu (mostly one off characters from Vigilantes and TUM), and went full Underground after graduation. Sometimes doing guest lectures at other Hero schools, but mostly staying by himself when he can.

(Also, this is indirectly an Oboro Lives AU, as AFO would have no reason to send a Nomu in his general direction. That does mean I have to Nomufy one of Aizawa's friends, man just can't escape trauma I guess.)

[insanesanitysparks]

Thankfully Together MHA Ships/Writing Sparks for Nov.

I usually write character x reader plots, but I wanted to do some short posts for character x character pairings (that I ship). I'm going to attempt to do a different ship every day for the entire month of November (30 ships at the least though I may do more if I finish early). I'm currently short 3 ships.

I'd also be really interested in hearing what MxF character ships you guys would like to see, especially since I'm short 3 ships. If I get the time, or maybe for December, I'll focus on other people's ships.

If you want to use my list, by all means go ahead! Just send me the link(s) to whatever you write because I definitely want to read what you do with it! ^^

And without further adieu, my ships...adding links to this as I finish the one-shots, so this will be a sort of masterlist. Male x Female Ship Ship Name Prompt Idea

Izuku Midoriya (Deku) x Ochaco Uraraka (Uravity) Izuco - I think this sounds adorable Super sweet vanilla, first time shenanigans, cuteness overload.

Eijiro Kirishima (Red Riot) x Mina Ashido (Pinky) Eishido or Eijido - kind of sounds like a martial arts name Feigning bravery, energetic, positive, partner oriented.

Mashirao Ojiro (Tailman) x Toru Hagakure (Invisible Girl) Mashiru or Toro Kind of shy but definitely curious.

Denki Kaminari (Chargebolt) x Kyoka Jiro (Earphone Jack) Deka or Kyoki They strive to please each other but also battle for dominance.

Shoto Todoroki (Shoto) x Momo Yaoyorozu (Creati) Shomo - sho mo of those cute ships lol Traditional courtship to formal proposal and marriage.

Hanta Sero (Cellophane) x Mina Ashido (Pinky) Hanna or Mita Party kids, kind of chaotic and wild without breaking rules.

Yuga Aoyama (Can't Stop Twinkling) x Toru Hagakure (Invisible GIrl) Yuru or To...ga - Yu ru the world Toga! xD Self doubt and insecurities. I want a blindfold.

Tenya Iida (Ingenium) x Mei Hatsume Tenei or Meiya Partners in profession and life.

Neito Monoma (Phantom Thief) x Itsuka Kendo (Battle Fist) Neika or Itsuto She fell in love while keeping him in line.

Fumikage Tokoyami (Tsukuyomi) x Ibara Shiozaki (Vine) Fumira or Ibakage - personally like Fumira Mutual corruption. She saves, he curses.

Katsuki Bakugo (Dynamight) x Setsuna Tokage (Lizardy) Katsuna or Setsuki Two powerful people get horny basically.

Mezo Shoji (Tentacole) x Pony Tsunotori (Rocketti) Meny or Pozo - Meny reasons to love this ship Size difference and cute cuddles.

Koji Koda (Anima) x Kinoko Komori (Shemage) Koko Animals eat mushrooms and Kinoko likes being appreciated.

Rikido Sato (Sugarman) x Reiko Yanagi (Emily) Rikiko Baking together, more than just bread. ;P

Enji Todoroki (Endeavor) x Rei Todoroki Enei - enabling...? Enji gives Rei control for a night.

Keigo Takami (Hawks) x Fuyumi Todoroki Keimi He was spying on Endeavor, she was silently rebelling.

Natsuo Todoroki x Melissa Shield Natssa - kind of makes me think of Natasha Romanov He's a programmer who foes to work with a machine specialist.

Kosei Tsuburaba (Tsuburaba) x Tsuyu Asui (Froppy) Koyu or Tsusei - Tsu sei call her Tsu x'D He's not sure how to feel about that tongue.

Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi x Shino Sosaki (Mandalay) Naono Two leaders who relax with each other.

Shota Aizawa (Eraser Head) x Ryuko Tsuchikawa (Pixie-Bob) Shoko or Ryuta Her clock is ticking and he likes desperate women...and cats.

Shinji Nishiya (Kamui Woods) x Yu Takeyama (Mountain Lady) Shiyu or Yuji She gets on his nerves but he loves her. They support each other.

Masaru Bakugo x Mitsuki Bakugo Maki or Mitsuru - I like them both Twist on traditional male/female household.

Hizashi Nishiya (Present Mic) x Emi Fukukado (Ms. Joke) Hizami or Emishi Similar chaotic energies. No wall is thick enough for these two.

Yagi Toshinori (All Might) x Inko Midoriya Yako or Ingi He's like a father figure to Izuku and she loves that.

Sekijiro Kan (Vlad King) x Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) Sekimuri or Nejiro Kinky pair, blood and whips...they get it on.

Mirai Sasaki (Sir Nighteye) x Kaoruko Awata (Bubble Girl) Miruko or Kaorai Behind closed doors she's serious and he's hilarious.

Danjiro Tobita (Gentle Criminal) x Manami Aiba (La Brava) Danami or Manajiro Little bit of an age gap, they found love in a hopeless place.

All for One (Original Shigaraki) x Inko Midoriya Shigariya He uses her for an experiment, plays 'god' with their child.

Ken Takagi (Rock Lock) x Mrs. Takagi No couple name, 'cause I can't find her name A devoted working father and his loving stay-at-home wife that he can't live without.

[tired-teacher-blog]

Characters : Tattoo artist Aizawa/ Florist fem reader

Featuring : Eri/ Hizashi Yamada/ Nemuri Kayama/ Oboro Shirakumo/ Emi Fukukado

Warnings and Genre : Fluff/ Romance/ Smut and Angst in future chapters/ Multi Chaptered Story

Summary : In a desperate attempt to get closer to the tattoo artist dominating every speck of your brain, you decide to pay him a visit one evening as a client seeking his service. This encounter will prove to be the beginning of something much bigger between you two, but will this new found passion be enough to stand against the difficulties your future holds?

Notes : Loosely inspired by this/ Art below is by the wonderful @/ael-draw who gifted me this gorgeous piece.

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Chapter Count : Part 1 • Part 2 • Part 3 • Part 4 • Part 5 • Part 6 • Part 7 • Part 8 • Part 9 • Part 10 • Part 11 • Part 12

_ "Eraserhead.." you mumble to yourself while browsing the pictures shared on the website.

You've always been intrigued by the name he has chosen for his studio, but more than anything, you wish to know more about the man himself, he's the reason why you're doing any of this after all.

Of course he is, because the mere thought of him branding you makes all your uncertainties vanish, and you are now anxiously counting the seconds until tomorrow comes.

You bite down on your lip while studying the pictures carefully, admiring him and his colleagues as they're clearly transferring their passion onto their clients' skin. The care, the focus and the beauty of it all is obvious in every photo, it is certainly more than just a job for them, it is love.

You snuggle up in bed a little deeper, bringing the covers over your head and clutching to your phone while browsing through the photos, until one of them stops you.

Your eyes gleam and your grip on the device tightens as you eagerly take in the details of the man in front of you. He looks so handsome, with his hair tied in a half bun that allowed you a better peek at the long slender neck you wish to run your fingertips along. Oh how you wish..

He's wearing a simple black tank top that accentuates the art adorning his flesh and confirms your previous suspicions, that the glimpses of ink you have so far been fortunate enough to see, are in fact but a touch of what's been hidden.

You want to make sense of the art he has chosen for himself, it's beautiful, elegant and obviously bears a meaning to him, but as much as you wish to, you cannot possibly understand the story behind it.

Your eyes land on his well defined muscles, taut underneath his skin as he diligently worked around a girl's thigh.

_ "Oh crap.." you breathe out as it suddenly hits you, that just in a few hours you will be exposing yourself to him much like the girl in the photo is.

Your body stiffens and your cheeks heat up as countless questions race in your mind, what if you decide to have it on your back? Or leg? Or tummy? Then would you have to remove your clothes for that? Obviously.. would you be able to do it though? You aren't so sure anymore..

Wouldn't it be much easier if you are to meet with one of the other artists? His loud blond friend perhaps, or the cheerful tall guy whom you seldom ever see since he usually comes a little later than the others.

Is it wrong of you to rush into this without thinking everything through? Seriously, what are you hoping to accomplish anyway?

Do you expect him to be charmed by you? To speak more intimately? To start something that would bring you two together?

How ridiculous! He would be doing his job and nothing more, so perhaps you ought to keep these outrageous thoughts to yourself and learn to give up on your absurd infatuation.

It would be best if you do, for your own sake..

Your body jerks violently to the blaring sound of the alarm clock, and you sit up at once, pressing your fingers to your throbbing temples and wincing in pain.

Is it morning already? When and how did you fall asleep anyway? It's hard to tell, because the last thing you can remember is the first thing on your mind right now, him.

Your day is passing in a haze, and no matter how hard you try, you cannot think of anything else but him.

You smile at yet another satisfied customer as she picks up her colorful bouquet and walks out of your shop all happy and excited about her purchase.

_ "It's almost time." you sigh heavily while peeking at the studio across the street— like you have been doing the whole day, still closed but won't be for long.

Your eyes shift to the wall clock hanging opposite of you, it reads six forty-five, almost time to lock up and get to your appointment with Mr Aizawa who will soon be here..

The butterflies in your stomach are fluttering furiously in rhythm with your pounding heart as you clean up around your shop to kill the few minutes left until you see him, and just like clockwork, he does in fact appear right as you are done securing your shop's front door, greeting you like he always does before walking into the studio where his colleagues already are..

_ "Oh good evening Miss! You're right on time," Ms Kayama greets you enthusiastically as soon as you walk in, "boss will be seeing you in a moment so why don't you have a seat first."

_ "Thank you." you do as asked, biting on the inside of your cheek nervously and watching while a couple walk in and are immediately greeted by the tall guy whose cheerfulness you frankly envy.

You're not really sure how long you've been sitting there -eyes moving between gleeful artists and their excited clients as they work out the details of their desired pieces- but it couldn't have been more than mere minutes before his warm greeting reached you, "welcome back."

_ "H.. hello Mr Aizawa." you curse your wavering voice as you stand up too quickly— that your head starts spinning, grateful for the hand you're keeping on the back of the chair for support.

_ "I'm glad you came back." he gets even closer to you as he speaks, so much closer that you can catch every little detail of his handsome face.

_ "Thank you." that's right, you were a mess yesterday, and you did make a fool of yourself over the whole thing, but for some reason you don't regret any of it since it somehow led you a bit closer to the guy you've spent months admiring from afar.

_ "Please follow me."

You walk closely behind him, admiring the stature of the man controlling every speck of your being, and wishing you could just reach out and touch him, but that would be too creepy wouldn't it? You're not even that close..

You shake your head to chase away those weird thoughts fighting within your brain and focus on the reason why you're here instead, the man is running a business for heaven's sake, and you have to respect that.

_ "Wow! This is.." you bite down on your lip to stop from squealing like a little girl as you finally take in the room where he spends all his evenings.

_ "So, you like it?" he sounds a bit flustered, the tone of his voice is way softer than before, as if awaiting to hear more from you.

_ "I love it, you have a great taste Mr Aizawa."

He truly does, and you find yourself admiring the colorful art brightening the otherwise dull walls around, the framed designs hanging neatly, and even the equipments that you cannot recognize or understand the need for them.

He is an artist, and it clearly shows everywhere your eyes have landed.

_ "Thank you, hearing this from you means a lot." and there it is, that beautiful smile of his.

You wonder what he could've possibly meant by that, does your opinion really matter to him? Or is he just being polite? No matter what it is, it's not the right time for you to lose focus, you have to get yourself together.

_ "I really mean it Mr Aizawa, and I'm really happy I get to see where you work up close." and the sparkle in your eye doesn't go unnoticed.

_ "You seem more relaxed today, I'm glad," he tilts his head to the side as he speaks, his luscious locks flowing around his face and neck, and casting a dazzling aura around him, "please have a seat." he gestures you towards the comfortable looking tattoo chair placed in the middle of the room before pulling out a stool for himself.

_ "The sketch is ready," he grabs his iPad from the large table where his equipments are neatly placed, scrolling through it a bit before announcing, "here you go, we can do some alternations if it's not how you pictured it."

_ "Thank you." heart is pounding in your chest and breath is caught in your throat as you accept the device, and soon, your nervousness is replaced with a giddy smile that you cannot control as your eyes finally land on the digital art that's shortly to be transferred onto your skin.

_ "So, I take it you like how it came out." he must've caught on to the meaning of your bright expression, and you can swear you sensed a little relief in his voice, as if he's been anticipating your reaction.

You know you shouldn't read too much into it, it's his job to meet his clients' expectations after all, but you just cannot help that tingling sensation spreading throughout your body as you delve deeper into delirium.

_ "I love it, it's perfect," you pause for a moment to admire it a bit more before snapping your head up all of a sudden, "oh by the way, I thought of an ideal spot for it, my wrist." this would be the only way for you to keep your clothes on when he starts working on you.

He looks at you for a moment but says nothing, pursing his lips and puckering his brow as if he's deep in thought, triggering your anxiety with every second that passes as you start wondering if something is wrong.

_ "May I suggest something?" he takes your hand in his, running a thumb over the sensitive skin of your wrist before continuing, "look, this part right here is very delicate and it would be quite painful."

It's warm, hot, burning hot where his hands are holding you, your heart races and goosebumps appear under his touch as he keeps talking, "since it's your first time doing it, I don't recommend this placement for you, but maybe if we push it up a bit and make it closer to your forearm where the skin is a little thicker?" and his fingertips press lightly there on the spot suggested.

_ "Y.. yes, okay." your voice quivers again, like it always does around him.

_ "Alright, perfect! I'll print it out right away so we can start immediately."

Good, this will give you a few minutes to collect yourself..

_ "So, what do you think? That's two inches, but we can resize it if you want." he leans back and gives you a chance to assess the sketch printed onto your skin, holding up a mirror for you and smiling as he does.

_ "I like it a lot! It looks gorgeous." the perfect design and the perfect size and you can't wait to get it permanently etched into you.

You have been so engrossed into admiring yourself for a moment that you almost missed his lingering eyes on you, almost.

_ "Shall we get started then?" he stands up from his stool to grab his kit and a pair of gloves before returning, "I'm going to ask you to sit back and put your arm on the armrest here, it's a small piece but will take about an hour to finish up since we're coloring it, if it gets too painful we can take a break that's totally fine."

_ "I understand."

You've always had a somewhat high pain tolerance, you've never been one to whine or complain over anything, which is probably why you're finding the persistent sting of the tattoo gun endurable, but maybe it isn't even that, maybe the reason why you don't mind the pricking sensation is actually the man causing it.

That must be it, yeah, looking at his side profile while he's deeply focused on work, eyes narrowed and lips sealed in a firm line, muscles lean and stretched as his arms move elegantly, hair pulled in a low bun with a few rebel strands tucked neatly behind his ears.. this sight of him is making you lose your sanity as you gawk at him stupidly.

You don't want your time with him to end too quickly, you wish it would stretch out to infinity, or at least until you're able to come up with a proper topic for discussion, it's the only time you have for such a thing.

However, the man needs his focus for your sake and his own, so no, it's not the right time for such a thing..

_ "And we're done, I hope it wasn't too uncomfortable," he leans back with a muffled groan as he straightens his back, smiling at you while finally removing his gloves, "you endured it well, I'm proud."

_ "Wha.. I.. thank you." why would he say something that is -once again- making you stutter like an idiot? It's not fair.

_ "Alright, let me show you how it came out before I wrap it," he picks up the mirror again and holds it out for you, "it's a little red and swollen right now but that's to be expected so don't worry about it, it should heal nicely if you follow my instructions."

_ "I will, thank you for.. for everything." for everything..? you regret the words coming out of your mouth as soon as they do, what if he asks what you meant by that?

Are you willing to tell him? That you're grateful for his patience with you? For not laughing at you or kicking you out when you burst in without a previous appointment like a normal human being should do?

_ "You're welcome," and he doesn't ask for further explanation as his gaze softens, "alright now listen carefully, you will have to apply a generous amount of ointment on the area at least twice a day until it completely heals," he starts explaining as he gently picks up your arm and rubs lotion on it, "be careful not to wash it for at least a day, after that you can remove the bandage I'm about to wrap your arm with and wash the spot carefully with antimicrobial soap and water before patting it dry," he wraps your arm slowly while making sure not to irritate the fresh wound, "also, don't peel off the dead skin, just be patient with it."

He steps back and holds out his hand for you to take, before pulling you gently to your feet, "it was great having you, I'm glad I was the one giving you your first tattoo."

I'm glad I was the one giving you your first tattoo..

You bid him goodnight and walk out to the reception desk where you finish up paying before finally leaving the studio for potentially the last time, ever..

I'm glad I was the one giving you your first tattoo..

Will you be able to forget his last words to you? Will you ever awaken from your delusions and see everything that's just happened as it actually is instead of what you wish it to be?

I'm glad I was the one giving you your first tattoo..

Probably not.

To be continued..